Quotes 6

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Sakr2010-07-11 00:59:25
QUOTE (Daraius @ Jul 11 2010, 03:53 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Draw for artisanals plz.


will do after I turn in the muffins sketch of Jigan and Fain
Noola2010-07-11 00:59:34
Looks to me like Daraius shouldn't be yellin at folks about dropping babies if he's going to hold them out at arm's length by the head. laugh.gif
Unknown2010-07-11 00:59:42
QUOTE (Ayden @ Jul 10 2010, 08:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I guess babies happen when you "hang out"


I actually laughed IRL while I was standing there.
Unknown2010-07-11 03:55:21
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Lynn Zayah, Adherent of the Mother says to Icarix, "Does so."

Icarix, Adherent of the Mother says to Lynn, "Does not."

You say, "Please, let's not have that."

Lynn Zayah, Adherent of the Mother says to Icarix, "Does so!"

Icarix, Adherent of the Mother says to you, "Spoil sport."
Icarix grins mischievously at you.

Lynn wrinkles her nose and sniffs.

You say, "Yes. Learning spoilsport in Dramatics was very hard. Took lots of
lessons."

Icarix giggles happily.
Icarix flaps his wings quickly and begins to hover in the air.

Lynn Zayah, Adherent of the Mother whispers to Icarix, "Does so. Brick wall, no
trade backs."

Icarix crosses his arms on his chest, sticks out his lower lip, and pouts.

Lendren tilts his head curiously.

Speaking in a low growl, High Chief Turnus Rhaal, the True Wanderer says, "Its
a shame queen in dramatics doesn't take nearly as many lessons."
Ikkan2010-07-11 06:15:22
(): Pectus (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Seren smells like sex."

(): Haiden says, "YES.

(): Pectus (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "And naked Moondancers."
Unknown2010-07-11 06:18:57
Go ahead. Tell me it doesn't tongue.gif
Siam2010-07-11 06:19:15
(Glomdoring): Pectus says, "If I'm not allowed to drop my children from the sky, then what the nil else are they good for?"
Fania2010-07-11 08:02:36
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(Spouts): Please welcome Lorina who has graduated from the Empyreal Academy and joins as a novice freshman!


I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe, and then I cried.
Lorina2010-07-11 08:05:29
I BROKE IT. I AM SOOOO SORRY.
Unknown2010-07-11 08:38:04
LORINA MADE FANIA CRY! ohmy.gif
Siam2010-07-11 10:24:57
I TOLD YOU IT'S FANNIE.
Llesvelt2010-07-11 11:35:47
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(Order): Elostian says, "Well, no is only one syllable, Llesvelt."

(Order): Elostian says, "Then again, so is yes."

(Order): You say, "... Yes."


Ah.
Esano2010-07-11 13:12:35
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{21.021999999997} (Jhagar): Ixion (from the Aetherways) says, "Eh.. Ix is nice to his daughters."

{25.707999999999} (Jhagar): Ixion (from the Aetherways) says, "Surprisingly."

{40.220000000001} (Jhagar): Ixion (from the Aetherways) says, "In before Ethelon jabs me."

{43.798000000003} (Jhagar): Ethelon (from the Aetherways) says, "The father who is nice to the daughters so they bring over their friends?"

{49.135000000002} (Jhagar): Ixion (from the Aetherways) says, "Hahaah!"

{49.546000000002} (Jhagar): You say, "Haha."
Seraku2010-07-11 16:49:46
You slug an orc archer in the jaw with your enormous fist.
You have scored a CRUSHING CRITICAL hit!
An orc archer's neck snaps and he dies instantly.
You have slain an orc archer.
An orc archer exclaims, "An arrow'll find yer heart fer this!"

First off wub.gif Illuminati stuff
Secondly how does he yell if he has a broken neck and died instantly D:
Shaddus2010-07-11 16:55:20
QUOTE (Seraku @ Jul 11 2010, 11:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You slug an orc archer in the jaw with your enormous fist.
You have scored a CRUSHING CRITICAL hit!
An orc archer's neck snaps and he dies instantly.
You have slain an orc archer.
An orc archer exclaims, "An arrow'll find yer heart fer this!"

First off wub.gif Illuminati stuff
Secondly how does he yell if he has a broken neck and died instantly D:

He's magic.

Also, he's an orc. Those things are tough.
Shaddus2010-07-11 17:04:35
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She is a sinuous illithoid and yet she is also clearly something else. She appears to have once been a young elfen woman, with long hair whose original color was lost, now having turned a stark, eerie white. Bloodshot crimson eyes have replaced ones once beautiful, her pale skin now marred by crawling purple veins, and her fingernails transformed into sharp black claws.



Wait, what?
Unknown2010-07-11 17:11:26
QUOTE (Shaddus Mes'ard @ Jul 11 2010, 01:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Wait, what?

...somebody obviously did not understand the origins of the Illithoid.
Jack2010-07-11 17:11:38
Sylvanas?
Nori2010-07-11 17:15:44
Estwald clenches a fist out before him, and mutters the words, "One day this world will be mine!"
Nori2010-07-11 17:17:25
edit: eep! Double post ._. Nothing to see here folks, move along.