Quotes 6

by Shiri

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Shaddus2010-07-11 19:00:52
QUOTE (Mousey @ Jul 11 2010, 01:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Prove it? I don't understand why you're arguing about it. Does it hurt you that I'm doing this? Does it hurt anyone? It isn't like I made my illithoid some gorgeous specimen to ravage all the little boys with, did I?

If anything, perhaps an Illithoid mated with a Human who had a lot of Elfen heritage. Does that make you happy? Its been said by a Divine that an Illithoid can grow hair if they have Human heritage. So then obvious an Inner Worm can exist outside of a body that is 100% Illithoid.

Why do you have to tell me I'm RPing wrong in a world full of magic and people made out of crystal? I don't understand why you have to be right.

I'm not hurt, sunshine. I've been playing an illithoid longer than your character has been alive. I just think it's funny, because an inner worm isn't like something you're born with. I'm of the assumption that these things are put into baby illithoid at a certain time. It's not a body feature like a long nose, it's a seperate organism that acts like one.

Seraku2010-07-11 19:06:37
Less arguing more quotes. D:
Xenthos2010-07-11 19:07:37
QUOTE (Mousey @ Jul 11 2010, 02:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Prove it? I don't understand why you're arguing about it. Does it hurt you that I'm doing this? Does it hurt anyone? It isn't like I made my illithoid some gorgeous specimen to ravage all the little boys with, did I?

If anything, perhaps an Illithoid mated with a Human who had a lot of Elfen heritage. Does that make you happy? Its been said by a Divine that an Illithoid can grow hair if they have Human heritage. So then obvious an Inner Worm can exist outside of a body that is 100% Illithoid.

Why do you have to tell me I'm RPing wrong in a world full of magic and people made out of crystal? I don't understand why you have to be right.

Because that's not at all what the description states. tongue.gif It says something having once been an Elfen, which just makes no sense whatsoever.

Also, this Human heritage thing does allow for deviation in terms of appearance, yes. What it doesn't allow for is a Faeling chopping off their arm and replacing it with a Tae'Dae's arm; that also doesn't make much sense, heh. Such aberrations should be fixed by the Portal of Fate / death and reforming your body. Just like if all 4 limbs and your head are chopped off, they are magically reattached afterwards.
Unknown2010-07-11 19:13:27
QUOTE (Xenthos @ Jul 11 2010, 03:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Because that's not at all what the description states. tongue.gif It says something having once been an Elfen, which just makes no sense whatsoever.

Also, this Human heritage thing does allow for deviation in terms of appearance, yes. What it doesn't allow for is a Faeling chopping off their arm and replacing it with a Tae'Dae's arm; that also doesn't make much sense, heh. Such aberrations should be fixed by the Portal of Fate / death and reforming your body. Just like if all 4 limbs and your head are chopped off, they are magically reattached afterwards.


Key word is magically. What can magic do? Whatever it wants. Why? Because it is magic.

But hey, if you'd rather I went to another org and didn't lower the rep of yours, then fine, just say the word before I graduate novicehood, please. Because if this is going to carry over IC then I don't have much interest in it.
Unknown2010-07-11 19:15:56
For anyone that's wondering what the past few pages were, it's

Xenthos: It doesn't work that way!

Mousey: A Wizard DID IT!

Shaddus: Illithoid reproduction makes for creepy mental images.
Shikari2010-07-11 19:16:29
It is preferred that descriptions should not include what an object once was, because there is no possible way to discern such information by simply looking at it, especially regarding characters.

That said, this is the quotes thread, not the arguments thread.
Ileein2010-07-11 19:30:37
Wtf? Shikari!?
Llesvelt2010-07-11 19:31:31
QUOTE (Ileein @ Jul 11 2010, 08:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Wtf? Shikari!?


...

You did notice that event, did you not?

God, I thought the absent-mindedness was roleplaying on your part tongue.gif

(I kid, naturally.)
Xenthos2010-07-11 19:31:56
QUOTE (Ileein @ Jul 11 2010, 03:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Wtf? Shikari!?

Is no longer validating!

Isn't it exciting?
Ileein2010-07-11 19:35:04
Oh. I missed the event due to not being in Lusternia, and it appears everybody decided to play an elaborate prank on me by not telling me. Thanks, guys. sad.gif
Siam2010-07-11 19:36:09
p figurine
Approximately twelve feet tall at the shoulder, the Khairsi Beast cuts an imposing figure: muscles and sinew bulge beneath its short, black coat, rippling with each jerking movement. His eyes are orbs of the deepest black with swirling red-and-gold irises, the colours glowing hotly against the dark pitch; beneath them sit rows of serrated, yellowed fangs shining with saliva. Two whip-like tails snake out behind him, sinuous and prehensile, their ends tipped with fleshy, spade-shaped feelers. Around his neck is a broad, golden collar, secured without any sort of buckle or clasp, which emits a unique, mesmerising aroma of spices and musk that overpowers your senses.
It has 74 months of usefulness left.
It weighs about 31 pounds.

Shikari's animagus form. ninja.gif
Ssaliss2010-07-11 19:49:38
Why do all good things happen when I'm not around? sad.gif The Halli/Gaudi warriors and guardians and now Shikari... I sense a conspiracy ninja.gif
Ikkan2010-07-11 20:02:38

Doman tells you, "INCH LONG NIPS."

So out of the blue...I giggled.
Unknown2010-07-11 20:06:52
QUOTE (Ikkan @ Jul 11 2010, 09:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Doman tells you, "INCH LONG NIPS."

So out of the blue...I giggled.


He sent me the link to that description. It's quite...wrong.
Dynami2010-07-11 20:40:25
QUOTE
(*): Nori says, "Duckie cupcakes lined up around the boarder of Magnagora, so that anyone who tries to penetrate our forces will instantly be distracted by the adorable and delicious duckie cupcakes. So much so that they will be overcome with lust for it that they have no choice but to devour each duckie cupcake they come upon."

...that could actually work! dazed.gif

Edit: Another Nori quote!

QUOTE
(*): Nori says, "Aww Dynami."

(*) :Nori says, "I actually clicked the link in your siggy!"

(*): Nori says, "That was -not- Eventru in a Lady Gaga dress."

(*): Nori says, "D:."

(*): Nori says, ":O you FIEND!"

laugh.gif
Casilu2010-07-11 21:37:55
She is a nimble faeling and stands at a third of the height of a human. ... Inch long nipples poke against the fabric covering her expansive teardrop shaped F-cup breasts, Her upper body sweeps into a tiny waist, only half of the circumference of her chest and her wide hips that it flares dramatically back into. The defined soft abs of her toned stomach sweep downward toward where her thighs join her body. The curve of her lower back turns sharply when it reaches the cheeks of her rear, her silhouette curving over the luscious bulge of her rear before reaching the crease where it meets with the back of her soft thighs. ... She is wearing 6 rustic rings of blossoms, a thin turquoise band, a close-fitting collar of heavy golden links, a black lace garter belt, sheer white thigh-high stockings, a scandalous pair of low-slung thong panties, glittering purple high-heeled boots, crimson-flecked black silk gloves, a delicate corset of black floral lace, 2 knight's scabbards of ruby flames, a simple onyx ring, a diamond and sapphire droplet necklace, and a canvas backpack.
Noola2010-07-11 21:41:06
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Unknown2010-07-11 21:42:55
Oh yeah, that's it.
Diamondais2010-07-11 21:44:45
QUOTE (casilu @ Jul 11 2010, 05:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
She is a nimble faeling and stands at a third of the height of a human. ... Inch long nipples poke against the fabric covering her expansive teardrop shaped F-cup breasts, Her upper body sweeps into a tiny waist, only half of the circumference of her chest and her wide hips that it flares dramatically back into. The defined soft abs of her toned stomach sweep downward toward where her thighs join her body. The curve of her lower back turns sharply when it reaches the cheeks of her rear, her silhouette curving over the luscious bulge of her rear before reaching the crease where it meets with the back of her soft thighs. ... She is wearing 6 rustic rings of blossoms, a thin turquoise band, a close-fitting collar of heavy golden links, a black lace garter belt, sheer white thigh-high stockings, a scandalous pair of low-slung thong panties, glittering purple high-heeled boots, crimson-flecked black silk gloves, a delicate corset of black floral lace, 2 knight's scabbards of ruby flames, a simple onyx ring, a diamond and sapphire droplet necklace, and a canvas backpack.

Her boobs are like.. the same size as her. How does she walk? whatthe.gif
Unknown2010-07-11 21:45:06
blink.gif Who the hell is that?! AND WHY IS IT STILL ALIVE!

I figured I'd post the rest of it for Casi

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She is a nimble faeling and stands at a third of the height of a human. Her platinum blond ringlets are tucked back behind her right ear on one side and sweep across her forehead to the left to drape against her cheek on her right side, trailing downward to her shoulders and framing her moonlight pale perfectly heart shaped face and high cheekbones that bear a light flush. Below her delicate arched eyebrows, she has almond shaped eyes the color of blue diamonds with long curling lashes, lined with black ink tattood into the edges of her eyelids with a tiny beauty mark below the outer corner of her left eye. Her delicate slightly upturned nose compliments her narrow mouth with a high cupid's bow and her pouty lower lip, tattooed a glossy bright cherry red. Her long slender neck sweeps downward to her delicate shoulders and her wide but rapidly narrowing torso. Inch long nipples poke against the fabric covering her expansive teardrop shaped F-cup breasts, Her upper body sweeps into a tiny waist, only half of the circumference of her chest and her wide hips that it flares dramatically back into. The defined soft abs of her toned stomach sweep downward toward where her thighs join her body. The curve of her lower back turns sharply when it reaches the cheeks of her rear, her silhouette curving over the luscious bulge of her rear before reaching the crease where it meets with the back of her soft thighs.Her thighs are slightly shorter in proportion to her long toned calves that end in delicate ankles and her tiny feet. Her sky blue wings shift and flutter with the same expressiveness as her delicate hands, their powdery texture and veins of seafoam green highlights catching the light in a shimmering cascade of hues. She is wearing 6 rustic rings of blossoms, a thin turquoise band, a close-fitting collar of heavy golden links, a black lace garter belt, sheer white thigh-high stockings, a scandalous pair of low-slung thong panties, glittering purple high-heeled boots, crimson-flecked black silk gloves, a delicate corset of black floral lace, 2 knight's scabbards of ruby flames, a simple onyx ring, a diamond and sapphire droplet necklace, and a canvas backpack.