Quotes 6

by Shiri

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Everiine2010-07-21 00:18:53
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(Serenguard): You say, "Tell me Serenguard, who are the Hunter, Seer, and Predator?"

(Serenguard): Iasmos says, "Charune, Kalikai, and Shikari?"


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11.1.14 CHARUNE, THE HORNED ONE

The Elder God Charune is known as the Lord of the Hunt


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11.1.23 KALIKAI, THE CRIMSON EYE


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11.1.12 SHIKARI, THE PREDATOR


Though not the right answers, that was really quite clever!
Kante2010-07-21 00:25:25
Clever girl. suspicious.gif
ongaku2010-07-21 00:43:55
I somehow kind of hope Iasmos was joking. Shouldn't a Serenguard as old as he know the answer to that? <.< (I don't, but it sounds like a very Serenguard-ian thing anyway.)
Ileein2010-07-21 01:37:22
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Appearance:
a generous goblet of beaded ice cream
Dropped:
A generous goblet of beaded ice cream has been abandoned here.
Examined:
This relatively simple, yet generously deep goblet has been filled to
the brim with colourful pearls of ice cream. Ranging in size from that
of a pinhead to a grain of sand, the beads are indeed tiny miracles of
whimsy and gastronomy. An extra-long spoon balances comfortably across
the rim of the goblet.
Consume:
You shovel a spoonful of the ice cream beads into your mouth. They form
an odd, but not unpleasant cluster in the middle of your tongue, making
it slightly numb. As you continue to chew and as the beads begin to
melt, bursts of flavour come through -strawberry, lime, cherry and
creamy vanilla. Before you know it, the goblet is empty and all you are
left with is a tingly, if colourful, tongue.


ZOMG IT'S DIPPIN' DOTS!
Everiine2010-07-21 01:49:32
QUOTE (Ongaku Nil'Goeth @ Jul 20 2010, 08:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I somehow kind of hope Iasmos was joking. Shouldn't a Serenguard as old as he know the answer to that? <.< (I don't, but it sounds like a very Serenguard-ian thing anyway.)

He did know, eventually, but he didn't understand what I was asking for at first.
Daraius2010-07-21 03:59:30
QUOTE (Ileein @ Jul 20 2010, 09:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
ZOMG IT'S DIPPIN' DOTS!


Please tell me it's a Hallifaxian invention. THAT is what technology is for, people!
Casilu2010-07-21 07:56:46


Tynghall (from the Aetherways) says, "Idea."

Tynghall (from the Aetherways) says, "Try and mudsex a goat, and see if an admin will possess it."

Tynghall (from the Aetherways) says, "And go along for the ride."
ongaku2010-07-21 08:03:45
I think that's why there's a sign in Lodi in Achaea that says, "Please do not molest the sheep."
Rika2010-07-21 08:06:45
QUOTE (Everiine @ Jul 21 2010, 12:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Though not the right answers, that was really quite clever!


Jaguar, Eagle, Wolverine?
Casilu2010-07-21 09:17:39
At the end of a Hallifax CHELP:


Remember: ignorance isn't just not an excuse, it's punishable by law.
ongaku2010-07-21 12:04:33
Possibly one of the funniest encounters I've had with Vashner (who scares the crap out of me nowadays for whatever reason).


(Geomancers): Jigan says, "Someone has an issue how I favour people in the city."

2010/07/20 01:42:53 - Jigan cityfavoured ****** for: For being such a bundle of spite, rage, and sharp objects, you receive my favour. Now murder baby seals in my name, so I might have slippers. Be sure to kill many, so I can pick and choose the most cute to wear on my feet.

(Geomancers): Vashner (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "It sounds something like a Serenwilder on Weed would say, somewhat. Snuggly, only with sharp and pointy stuff."

(Geomancers): Vashner (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "... and there are baby seals??"

(Geomancers): You say, "As opposed to adult seals, Archmage?"

(Geomancers): You say, "I would think they would have to reproduce somehow..."

(Geomancers): Vashner (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "It didn't occur to me that they reproduced."

(Geomancers): You say, "Well, they keep coming back when you kill them."

And this JUST occurred to me...

(Geomancers): You say, "Wait."

(Geomancers): Jigan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Go to the nature reserve sometime."

(Geomancers): You say, "You mean..."

(Geomancers): You say, "No no no, not a seal like a..."

(Geomancers): You say, "A seal like an animal."

(Geomancers): You say, "Not like a wax seal."

(Geomancers): Jinto says, "There are not baby Seals of Nature?"

(Geomancers): Vashner (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I will have to explore this... Nature Reserve and this animal you speak of."
Kiradawea2010-07-21 12:36:03
QUOTE (Ongaku Nil'Goeth @ Jul 21 2010, 02:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Possibly one of the funniest encounters I've had with Vashner (who scares the crap out of me nowadays for whatever reason).


(Geomancers): Jigan says, "Someone has an issue how I favour people in the city."

2010/07/20 01:42:53 - Jigan cityfavoured ****** for: For being such a bundle of spite, rage, and sharp objects, you receive my favour. Now murder baby seals in my name, so I might have slippers. Be sure to kill many, so I can pick and choose the most cute to wear on my feet.

(Geomancers): Vashner (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "It sounds something like a Serenwilder on Weed would say, somewhat. Snuggly, only with sharp and pointy stuff."

(Geomancers): Vashner (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "... and there are baby seals??"

(Geomancers): You say, "As opposed to adult seals, Archmage?"

(Geomancers): You say, "I would think they would have to reproduce somehow..."

(Geomancers): Vashner (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "It didn't occur to me that they reproduced."

(Geomancers): You say, "Well, they keep coming back when you kill them."

And this JUST occurred to me...

(Geomancers): You say, "Wait."

(Geomancers): Jigan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Go to the nature reserve sometime."

(Geomancers): You say, "You mean..."

(Geomancers): You say, "No no no, not a seal like a..."

(Geomancers): You say, "A seal like an animal."

(Geomancers): You say, "Not like a wax seal."

(Geomancers): Jinto says, "There are not baby Seals of Nature?"

(Geomancers): Vashner (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I will have to explore this... Nature Reserve and this animal you speak of."

This gets a seal of approval. ninja.gif
Diamondais2010-07-21 12:37:18
I still need to make an alt to interact with Jigan, he looks like so much fun. losewings.gif
Ileein2010-07-21 12:59:02
QUOTE (Daraius @ Jul 20 2010, 11:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Please tell me it's a Hallifaxian invention. THAT is what technology is for, people!


Of course it is.
ongaku2010-07-21 13:08:37
QUOTE (diamondais @ Jul 21 2010, 07:37 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I still need to make an alt to interact with Jigan, he looks like so much fun. losewings.gif

More Jigan antics. Someone complained about his being vague when he CFs...

2010/07/21 12:12:56 - Jigan cityfavoured ****** for: In accordance with a recent request, I present the following reason: Kanaya has been paying for plays to be shown. Due to this, and her attempts to bring people into the plays and watch, she has brought forward people and shown them part of our culture. By doing so, citizens are exposed to theatres, and may be inspired to write their own plays or act in one. Because of this, Kayana has helped expand and ensure our culture is ingrained in our citizens, and will most likely in the future, help bring people from other cities and communes to watch our plays, ingraining our superiority in the Basin of Life. So, for her efforts in propaganda, and ensuring our citizens have seen our plays to increase their knowledge and cultural stances, Kanaya bears my favour for these acts. I believe this fulfills the requirement laid upon me to give a valid reason to favour someone.
Kante2010-07-21 13:53:54
Things like that make me realize that I'm going to miss some of you guys when Lusternia is inevitably shut down due to the fact that no one plays MUDs any more.

I'm also going to miss the one or two thousand I dropped into this god damn game.
Unknown2010-07-21 16:45:52
QUOTE (Kante @ Jul 21 2010, 09:53 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Things like that make me realize that I'm going to miss some of you guys when Lusternia is inevitably shut down due to the fact that no one plays MUDs any more.

I'm also going to miss the one or two thousand I dropped into this god damn game.

right now we are at "Nobody plays muds anymore". Really, the only way to go from here is up(Which we've seen).
Unknown2010-07-21 20:03:37
QUOTE (Kante @ Jul 21 2010, 10:53 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Things like that make me realize that I'm going to miss some of you guys when Lusternia is inevitably shut down due to the fact that no one plays MUDs any more.

I'm also going to miss the one or two thousand I dropped into this god damn game.


Dude. Don't even talk about Lusty shutting down. I would... do a lot more than cry. Probably have a temper tantrum. Probably call up every contact person within Lusternia. Probably go on a mass murder rampage because I can no longer satisfy my anger via Lusty.
Daraius2010-07-21 21:42:06
QUOTE (Kayte @ Jul 21 2010, 04:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Dude. Don't even talk about Lusty shutting down. I would... do a lot more than cry. Probably have a temper tantrum. Probably call up every contact person within Lusternia. Probably go on a mass murder rampage because I can no longer satisfy my anger via Lusty.


Pace in and out of your closet and try to stick a TV remote up your butt?

Edit for context, just in case.
Sylandra2010-07-21 21:49:45
QUOTE (Daraius @ Jul 20 2010, 11:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Please tell me it's a Hallifaxian invention. THAT is what technology is for, people!

Orventa's handywork. smile.gif