It wasn't that way this morning. Yay sneaky changes.

There were also rats in Gaudiguch and Hallifax before that got changed too.

Illuminated...someone shoved a torch up her bum

ForumRPfail.

Go home Doman.

(Jhagar): You say, "Malarious."
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(Jhagar): Ruiku says, "They both have less than you regardless."
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(Jhagar): Malarious (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, ">.>."
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clt you talk way too damn much
(Jhagar): You say, "You talk way too damn much."
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(Magnagora): Munsia (from the Aetherways) says, "I'm a boss."
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(Jhagar): Malarious (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "Duh."
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clt your name pops up like 3 times to everyone elses 1
(Jhagar): You say, "Your name pops up like 3 times to everyone elses 1."
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(Jhagar): Malarious (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "Is that it!?"
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+--+ Munsia
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(Magnagora): Ixchilgal (from the Aetherways) says, "No. No you aren't."
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(Magnagora): Miriamele (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "You're kinda like one, though."
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clt I was being sparing
(Jhagar): You say, "I was being sparing."
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(Magnagora): Munsia says, "Kinda like one, meaning, I'm awesome."
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The bright sun shines down upon you.
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ct clearly she is having delusions of being like myself.
(Magnagora): You say, "Clearly she is having delusions of being like myself."
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Continuing the hunt for his dark mate, Father Sun presses forward in his journey, lowering himself in the sky yet still casting even, full light upon the land.
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(Magnagora): Munsia says, "You grew up in my shadow, Vathy."
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w
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Centre of the Necropolis. (lost)
A plain wooden chest sits in the corner. A magnificent chandelier featuring the Magnagoran Pantheon hangs high overhead here, bathing the area in sable and sanguine light. Rising up from cracks in the floor, the Megalith of Doom towers above everything here, polluting the air with its foul fumes. The Keeper of the Megalith stands here radiating a tainted presence. A painting of the Megalith of Doom is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. There are 10 illithoid reavers here. Swirling eddies of chaotic ether dance around a marble shrine to Morgfyre that holds a crystal model of the planispheres. The shrouded form of a wight floats ominously in the air here. In the shape of an open palm, a metallic sigil lies here. Sitting on its haunches, a bloodhound rests here. Thesia Cylys, the white tiger prowls here quietly. Apprentice Luthian De'Unnero is here. He wields a wyrm emblazoned shield in his right hand. The Iron Rose, Nymerya Koicei, Voice of the Forbidden is here. She wields a bloody symbol of pain in her left hand. Disciple Gero, Herald of Pestilence towers here. Brother Albiorix is here. He wields a damning symbol of domination in his left hand. Veradin, Munsia D'cente` towers here, shrouded. She wields a twisted staff in her left hand and a coral staff in her right. Masochist Marie i'Viani, of Earthen Mystics is here. She wields a twisted staff in her left hand.
You see exits leading north, east, south, and west.
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The rowdy notes of a drinking song, faint at first, then rising to the undisputed intensity of a Dwarf On A Mission, herald the arrival of Ironbeard the Magnanimous who casts his beam of a smile about himself as he arrives.
Laughing deeply, Ironbeard the Magnanimous proclaims, "Happy Anniversary, Vathael!"
Ironbeard the Magnanimous just gave you a ruby and jade present!
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Munsia's eyes twinkle enchantingly.
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Marie's eye twitches in a rather strange manner.
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say why thank you
You say, "Why thank you."
Ironbeard the Magnanimous exclaims, "No nehdd go tHank me! ThaankK the Godd *hic* s f *hic* pr Their gift of lifE!"
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...huh?

Well, what did you get Vath?

Well, Shaddus, you grew breasts I see from your avatar. On topic, just 25 db.

Oh come on, mods. That's my pet name for him.

This made me laugh a lot.

This was from a few days ago, just after Hallifax was opened, and discussing it on commune aethers.



I just... don't understand you, Thul.

Princess of the Sea, Ecclesiar Aleria Zayah, Love's Disciple shouts, "We need more gnomes!"
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Kemsyt has been cut down by a gnome woman.

eat sandwich
You consume a knuckle sandwich leisurely, enjoying every bite.
Flesh and bone yield to your teeth surprisingly well as you dig into the sandwich, nearly melting in your mouth with each bite. The crisp greens and radish compliment the coarse knuckles well, and the mayonnaise subdues the more pungent flavours. That is, until you reach the centre of the sandwich, where a shocking spike of lemon and vinegar lie in wait! Pow, right in the kisser!

(*): Celina says, "Kialkarkea seems to post a lot of wrong things."
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(*): Celina says, "Pah mis."
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(*): Dynami says, "..."


made me giggle

A little conversation prompted by Eliron, too amusing to me not to share. Cleaned for convenience.

Eliron tells you, "Oh botheration."

You tell Eliron, "Huh?"

Eliron tells you, "We'll have to rewrite scrolls and projects to include researching the new cities."

Eliron tells you, "That does. They've given me more work. Let's declare war on them."

You tell Eliron, "Bad Maurg, bad. No war for you."

You tell Eliron, "Not while I'm trying to foster peace."

Eliron tells you, "But maurg! It's paperwork! There's nothing fouler, and they've brought it upon my guild. We must destroy them!"

You tell Eliron, "No, maurg. I will not stand for it, or sit for it, or any other position I may or may not be able to get into for it."

Eliron tells you, "I'd let you help."

You tell Eliron, "You will be a good Maestro and do your paperwo... help with what? The war or the research?"

Eliron tells you, "I meant the first, but if you want to help with the research on the cities I suppose I can settle."

Eliron tells you, "Maybe just singe a few of them and claim mistaken identity."

You tell Eliron, "I'll let you no closer to this city with fire then I will you with any surgical implements to my hippogriff."

You tell Eliron, "So, research it must be."

Eliron tells you, "She'll thank you for letting her be what she truly is, brother."

You tell Eliron, "Don't make me surgically attach you to a shark, brother."

Eliron tells you, "It would drowned. A thornbeast would be a better threat."

You tell Eliron, "Then I'll take your suggestion, I do hope you like thorns in all the wrong places."

Eliron tells you, "Try it, brother, and I shall horrify you with the thought that Druken proposed to me a thorned engagement ring."

You tell Eliron, "Brother, I have not reached the height of my depravity... that is hardly horrible compared to what I can do with a scalple and a few stiches."

Eliron tells you, "Yes, but when was the last time someone felt the scalpel and the few stitches part of an excellent deal?"

You tell Eliron, "When was the last time one of your novices went missing?"

Eliron tells you, "I'd be required to have novices first, brother."

You tell Eliron, "Then I fear my blades may have had little to practice on lately, you should prepare for unforeseen consquences then... should my blades meet your flesh."

Eliron tells you, "I'll hide them after I use them on the hippogriff."

You tell Eliron, "Well this has come full circle in record time, I think."

Eliron tells you, "We've had lots of practice, brother."

(): Esano says, "Hey, earlier I got a bar of golden soap from gnomes!"

(): Esano says, "A pity I've already done Andrzej's quest, else I'd go there and drop the soap in front of him."


Edit: Apparently it's just one of those nights for him.

A slight muttering precedes the appearance of Esano, stepping out of a glowing circle of energy and slowly becoming clearly visible.

Esano leaves to the west.

Esano arrives from the west.

Esano leaves to the east.

Esano arrives from the east.
An illithoid reaver bows respectfully to Esano.

Esano leaves to the north.

Esano arrives from the north.

Esano leaves to the south.

Esano arrives from the south.
An illithoid reaver says, "My chain waits upon Magnagora's need."

You peer at Esano unscrupulously.

Esano looks around furtively, brings his hand to his mouth and releases a small 'teehee'.

Attendant Esano, Scion of the Shattered Earth says, "Running around apparently does not put the flames out."

... what.

It means that if you spend your whole life in Celest always helping people out you get nothing,.
Buuutttt if you ragequit the city and come back 9 minutes later you'll be honoured. It makes
perfect sense. Him leaving again was just a fluke.