Quotes 6

by Shiri

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Sylandra2010-08-02 20:31:23
Air Captain Daj Kamau, Haelor's Tempest smiles and says to you, "You can disagree with it but my point is logical and well written. The truth of logic is irrevocable."

Amenuensis Orventa Trueflight, Continuum Resource Officer says, "And I'm a Omnomnomist... food for thought, food for all!"

Orventa nods her head sagely.

--

Hallifax: city of logic and philosophy and...food!
Unknown2010-08-02 20:35:44
I think he meant irrefutable, not irrevocable, but maybe that makes it funnier to some.
Unknown2010-08-02 21:59:08
None can revoke the logic of Hallifax!
Sakr2010-08-02 22:48:19
EDIT: Ixion's manse shop

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trophy107528: a hunting trophy bearing Aosi's head 2 500gp
trophy108095: a hunting trophy bearing Viynain's head 2 1000gp
trophy276398: a hunting trophy bearing Urazial's head 1 600gp
trophy143539: a hunting trophy bearing Sydney's head 1 300gp
trophy17869: a hunting trophy bearing Olson's head 1 300gp
trophy44484: a hunting trophy bearing Naralis's head 3 500gp
trophy25099: a hunting trophy bearing Isabela's head 1 300gp
trophy232788: a hunting trophy bearing Mallock's head 1 400gp
trophy71988: a hunting trophy bearing Karem's head 1 300gp
trophy108096: a hunting trophy bearing Dakine's head 1 500gp
trophy48077: a hunting trophy bearing Aaralyn's head 1 500gp
trophy126018: a hunting trophy bearing Krellan's head 1 1000gp
trophy40675: a hunting trophy bearing Shuyin's head 1 1000gp


trophy47867: a hunting trophy bearing Nico's head 1 9999999gp
trophy63053: a hunting trophy bearing Forren's head 1 9999999gp
trophy82004: a hunting trophy bearing Sybl's head 1 9999999gp
trophy65747: a hunting trophy bearing Thrasymachus's hea 1 9999999gp
trophy47626: a hunting trophy bearing Malicia's head 1 9999999gp
Vathael2010-08-02 22:52:59
CODE
finger61854: a candied middle finger 11 9999999gp


Awesome.
Ixion2010-08-02 22:53:23
QUOTE (Vathael @ Aug 2 2010, 06:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
CODE
finger61854: a candied middle finger 11 9999999gp


Awesome.


Want me to give you the finger?
Vathael2010-08-02 23:19:10
Somehow, I can see where this is going and it has nothing to do with the candied finger being removed from the stockroom.
Sylandra2010-08-02 23:57:51
QUOTE (Aicuthi @ Aug 1 2010, 06:37 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Haha, sorry. I had to post it Sylandra.

laugh.gif I will never live that down.
Sakr2010-08-03 01:51:01
QUOTE
This pink silk backpack, although small in size, supports numerous
hidden multi-sized compartments to hold the many items a girl may store.
Across the back of the backpack, a large princess tiara has been
stitched from yellow thread.
It has 33 months of usefulness left.
It weighs about 3 pounds and 0 ounce(s).
It bears the distinctive mark of Sohei Kalas Malarious, of the Eternal Deception.
It has been stamped with the seal of Kitten Tailoring Cartel.


I swear, this will make a man out of anyone.... Thank you Malarious
Unknown2010-08-03 02:00:29
Gasflame Repertoire): Taevi says, "When you think of the movie Labryinth, what is the FIRST thing you think of?"

(Gasflame Repertoire): Othero says, "Bowie crotch."

(Gasflame Repertoire): You say, "Omg david bowie is hawt."

(Gasflame Repertoire): Yzerios says, "'A magical adventure which features elves, demons and other mythical creatures.'"

(Gasflame Repertoire): Taevi says, "BOWIE CROTCH YES."

(Gasflame Repertoire): You say, "I, too, was mesmerized by the crotch of Bowie."

(Gasflame Repertoire): Othero says, "There have been long discussions of bowie and my increasing level of homosexuality when it comes to him."
Eritheyl2010-08-03 02:18:34
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(Ship): Arix says, "Aetherhunting: just another thing I don't need pants for."
Casilu2010-08-03 04:50:15
(clan): Jayden says, "Casilu I love you like a 16 year old gay boy loves the undergear catalogue."

(clan): Jayden says, "Hey I loved that catalog when I was 16."
Ameryth2010-08-03 04:53:32
say oh, actually, no, I have to be going
Come now, you don't really mean that.

But... it's true!
Unknown2010-08-03 05:28:14
QUOTE (Falcon @ Aug 2 2010, 06:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I swear, this will make a man out of anyone.... Thank you Malarious


dry.gif That's old, dude. A lot of us have them now.
Sylandra2010-08-03 06:09:57
(University): Joel (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Yea, that's what I'm understanding. thanks for all your replies. Much appreciated. Yea I'll just stay trill. They get their bonus later on when I master this skill anyways."

(University): Kazban (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Diligence pays off over haste anytime."

(University): Saran (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Also, trill are able to fly which is helpful if you wish to generate power for the city."

(University): Joel (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Plus a trill is much beatiful than a big bear. hehe. and yes flying is always nice."

(University): Daj says, "Trill are the most beautiful race in the Basin, I would say. So good choice."

(University): Joel (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "And I do enjoy looking good, so of course."

(University): Saran (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder though, I have a tapestry design that is rather beautiful though Glomdoring might not agree."

(University): Arte (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I believe the current state policy on beauty is that it is objective, and that the superior beauty of all things Hallifax is a scientifically verified fact."

laugh.gif Arte.
Unknown2010-08-03 07:04:28
The Simarillion has been destroyed by Nature's Fury.

I'm... very confused
Unknown2010-08-03 07:08:35
QUOTE (Maellio @ Aug 3 2010, 03:04 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The Simarillion has been destroyed by Nature's Fury.

I'm... very confused

Leave your copy outside for a week. See what happens.

Simarils are made of tougher stuff though.
Ixion2010-08-03 07:14:33
QUOTE (Maellio @ Aug 3 2010, 03:04 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The Simarillion has been destroyed by Nature's Fury.

I'm... very confused


A ship blew up a ship with nobody on it.
Aramel2010-08-03 07:23:24
They misspelled the name, too.

/grump
Unknown2010-08-03 07:24:33
Brutal explosions erupt throughout the aetherdock, blasting The Simarillion with scorching flames.


You spread your arms wide, and the air between your hands begins to warp and twist as you bore a hole through the fabric of the planes, seeking to ascend to the Divine Havens.

6420h, 5710m, 6555e, 7p, 24900en, 24875w lrxkdb- {57.940999999999} -500
Ixion spreads his arms wide, and the air between his hands begins to warp and twist, dancing with brilliant multicoloured light as he bores a hole through the fabric of the planes.
6420h, 5710m, 6555e, 7p, 24900en, 24889w lrxkdb- {58.391000000003}
You have recovered equilibrium.
6420h, 6210m, 6555e, 8p, 24900en, 24889w elrxkdb- {61.101000000002} +500
Brutal explosions erupt throughout the aetherdock, blasting The Simarillion with scorching flames.
The Simarillion cries out as she is forcibly ejected from the aetherdock, sending the ship spinning end over end.
6420h, 6210m, 6555e, 8p, 24900en, 24889w elrxkdb- {61.360000000001}
Patriarch Kalas Ixion, of the Black Fist says, "Yes."
6420h, 6210m, 6555e, 8p, 24900en, 24889w elrxkdb- {61.381999999998}
say time to go
You say, "Time to go."
6420h, 6210m, 6555e, 8p, 24900en, 24900w elrxkdb- {62.243999999999}
You fold space and a swirling gateway of brilliant light pierces the air before you, boring a hole through the very fabric of the planes to the Vault of Heaven. You ascend confidently through the rotating gate, which shimmers and snaps shut behind you.

The Simarillion has been destroyed by Nature's Fury.

Almost like an action movie cool.gif *Walks away from the explosion real slow*