Almost like an action movie *Walks away from the explosion real slow*

Revan tells you, "I want to eat your lingerie."

Bacon undies: Making even the most stern Magnagorans want to eat your lingerie since whenever Viynain designed them

I laughed for a good 74 seconds at that. Is that astral insanity or something?

Translation:

Seren kill Light person on Earth means Seren die on Earth or place not
in Seren Forest. Seren also get enemied to Sparkly City for help save
icky Taint from good Light.

Seren attack big Light thingy on Big Sparkly Plane means Seren attacked
entire Sparkly City AND Seren make big mess for entire Seren forest.

- I sincerely apologize I did not purposefully misspell my translations
for you, I understand this will make it much harder for you to
comprehend but I simply could not convince myself to slaughter the
Lusternian language that badly.


Princess Jazella Ama'nar'isil

Ethon jerks slightly as the air fills with sparkling motes of bright light.

Jinto arrives following Kyoodai Tedd Cassius, Apprentice of the Way.
A shadow totem unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into Jinto.
A shadow totem unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into Jinto.
A shadow totem unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into Jinto.
A shadow totem unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into Jinto.
A shadow totem unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into Jinto.
A shadow totem unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into Jinto.
Demie arrives following Jinto, the Maker of Mountains.
A shadow totem unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into Demie.
A shadow totem unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into Demie.
A shadow totem unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into Demie.
A shadow totem unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into Demie.
A shadow totem unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into Demie.
A shadow totem unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into Demie.
Among the sparkling motes of light, a translucent figure appears in the air and then quickly solidifies as Tedd comes into view.
A shadow totem unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into Tedd.
A shadow totem unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into Tedd.
A shadow totem unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into Tedd.
A shadow totem unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into Tedd.
A shadow totem unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into Tedd.
A shadow totem unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into Tedd.
An illithoid scourge says, "Watch your steps, Tedd, or they shall be the last you take.."
Brennan Stormcrow exclaims, "You have interfered once too often!"


In a flash, an illithoid scourge plunges a nekai into Jinto's shoulder and stomach. With an icy grin, he twists the nekai viciously before withdrawing.
Jinto has been slain by an illithoid scourge.
Jinto drops a calamus root.

A dark nighthag gives a cruel grin as she flings balls of shadow at Demie, which burst against her chest and cause her to stagger back.
Demie has been slain by a dark nighthag.

A shadowlord widowrider draws a wicked blade and slashes it at Tedd, slicing deep into his flesh.
Tedd has been slain by a shadowlord widowrider.

The ghost of Demie turns to a dark, murky miasma, which slowly solidifies into a foul, undead creature.

A dark nighthag turns her baleful gaze upon Demie, and she suddenly grasps her chest in pain.
Demie has been slain by a dark nighthag.

The soul of Tedd Cassius says, "Sooo Ethon isn't Ethelon."

You say, "Nope."

The soul of Tedd Cassius says, "Well then."

The soul of Tedd Cassius says, "Have a good day."

Seeing his situation to be hopeless, Tedd begins uttering fervent prayers for salvation.

(Market): You say, "Selling over 50 powerstones at 1.5k each, stocked in stores to keep them fresh. Send a tell now."
Ixion tells you, "A tell now."
You tell Patriarch Kalas Ixion, of the Black Fist, "Ok. how many?"
Ixion tells you, "No need, just doing what you asked."
Ixion tells you, "How many a tell nows would you like?"
You tell Patriarch Kalas Ixion, of the Black Fist, "3."
Ixion tells you, "A tell now."
Ixion tells you, "A tell now."
Ixion tells you, "A tell now."
Ixion tells you, "Enjoy."
You tell Patriarch Kalas Ixion, of the Black Fist, "Thank you for your Patrionage."
Ixion tells you, "Welcome, have a serendipitous day."
Muffled laughter echoes from somewhere outside.

Initiate Meshora, the Enlightened Baker has broken the neck of Luskous.

Patriarch Kalas Ixion, of the Black Fist booms, "What did the Meshora say to the Temporal Conscript?"

Patriarch Kalas Ixion, of the Black Fist booms, ""Oh Snap!""

You should have heard the Celestian responses to Jazella's post, but I'll not post them here.

I'm trying not to get any Celestians in "trouble" with anyone who does support Jazella. If they want to make their feelings known in the game, that's up to them. Not that it would be any big revelation, since you all probably pretty much know who agrees with Jazella and who doesn't.

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Member Guild Title CGT
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Arte Aeromancers Professor On
Sakr Aeromancers Professor On
Orventa Institute Professor On
Ushaara Sentinels Chancellor On
Xyre Institute Professor On
Shedrin Aeromancers Professor On
Sylandra Aeromancers Professor On
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Balance is beautiful.

(Newbie): Eventru says, "Maybe we can take them to Delport later, and have dinner... Hmm.."