L - Aide L - Minister E - n/a S - Minister S - Aide
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I need to get a life.
That's not symmetry you fool very classy person! That's balance. Symmetry would be LESEL or ELSLE
EDIT: Insult redacted because of lack of funny toning makes it sound like an actual insult.
Unknown2010-08-05 20:54:57
LLESS is MMORE?
Daraius2010-08-05 21:25:47
QUOTE
Eldanien raises the Circlet of Sila overhead with a ceremonial flourish, concluding the guild rite. Your karma rises in response to your deeds. Your spirits are uplifted by the rite, and you feel that you have learned something. You gasp with the realisation that Eldanien has reached the level of Demigod. Eldanien's body glows briefly before exploding in a bright light. Eldanien leaves to the ether, emanating an aura of immense power.
I like that he gave a guild rite as his 'last act as a mortal.'
Ilyarin2010-08-05 21:31:41
Wonder how carefully he planned that one. Either way, props to Eldanien.
I've never been right there when crown withdrew, so happening upon it in the two seconds I was in the room was spamtastic.
P.S. As I am unabashedly fond of pointing out, I'm not common sense smart. I can boggle your mind with little-known facts, but obvious things escape me. DON'T JUDGE.
Agent Phoebus Skyplume, Mistress of the Four Winds says, "Averrrryyyyy."
Phoebus whines pitifully.
Shulamit snuggles up close to a rainbow haired mammoth with enormous ears, looking happy and content. A rainbow haired mammoth with enormous ears pats Shulamit on the head with her trunk.
This mammoth shakes her rainbow haired coat, glancing about herself with intelligent eyes. Curving out from each side of her mouth are curved tusks. The massive creature's enormous ears twitch and flap, perhaps cooling her prodigious elephantine body. She stomps and shuffles about here, grunting and snorting noisily. She is called 'Averruncus.' A rainbow haired mammoth with enormous ears appears to lack strength.
Agent Phoebus Skyplume, Mistress of the Four Winds says, "You're supposed to be intimidating!"
Agent Phoebus Skyplume, Mistress of the Four Winds says, "Aaauuuughh."
Shulamit snuggles up close to a rainbow haired mammoth with enormous ears, looking happy and content. A rainbow haired mammoth with enormous ears pats Shulamit on the head with her trunk.
Rays of sunlight sparkle down through the crystal paths, which shimmer with a golden radiance.
It's not a joke, it's not a pun, it's not even prop comedy but it's still hilarious
Hey, I value honesty, so much so that I want honesty from everyone when it comes to certain information that may or may not have to do with state secrets.
Dirty Ol' Collective of Ixchilgal Mes'ard says, "You're now the official poster boy for debauchery in Gaudiguch."
Passing the Palace of Pleasure. (road). Throughout the location, small dancing flames flicker and spark. The cobbled street widens into a cul-de-sac here, one side of the road curving away in a large semi-circle towards the northeast. In that direction, a neat path beyond an open, ornate iron gate leads to an enormous palace. Constructed of stone with grey and pink hues, the palace has a wide archway as its entrance, giving a glimpse of the foyer with its rich decorations and shiny floor twinkling softly. The grandeur of this building is emphasised by the closed gates and high walls of the buildings across the street, too shy to compete with their impressive neighbour. Surrounded by a landscaped yard complementing its beauty, this palace draws the attention of any passer-by. Hanging in the air several feet above the ground, a floating spix is here. A mass of arms and eyeballs, a tangled hekoskeri shifts compulsively from palm to palm. Hopping from foot to foot, a screeching morrible is here, waving its strange digits in the air. A squirming sludgeworm is here, writhing in a pool of flesh-toned, half-congealed fluid. A statue of Arix stands here, memorializing his noble spirit. Dirty Ol' Collective of Ixchilgal Mes'ard is riding on Xytheros, the Mechanical Wyrm. He wields a golden paintbrush in his left hand. You see exits leading northeast (open door), southeast, and west.
Ameryth2010-08-06 08:15:41
I dunno... That sludgeworm there is a close second...
Ixion2010-08-06 09:26:11
Woo 3 in a row! You swing an unadorned darksteel rapier at Loch, the Lord of the Low Tide. You cut him with a light wound. You have scored a WORLD-SHATTERING CRITICAL HIT!!! The blade shears through Loch, the Lord of the Low Tide's body, coming clean through the other side with a strangely quiet swish. He appears momentarily surprised, before his eyes glaze over in death and he collapses to the ground. You have slain Loch, the Lord of the Low Tide. A large pile of sovereigns spills from the corpse. You suddenly scoop up the corpse of Loch, the Lord of the Low Tide. 8798h, 4379m, 6600e, 10p, exkb<>- 8798h, 4379m, 6600e, 10p, exkb<>- You have recovered balance on your right arm. You have recovered balance on your left arm. 8798h, 4400m, 6600e, 10p, elrxkb<>- You pick up 398 gold sovereigns. 8798h, 4400m, 6600e, 10p, elrxkb<>- You cannot see that being here. 8798h, 4400m, 6600e, 10p, elrxkb<>- Nothing can be seen here by that name. 8798h, 4400m, 6600e, 10p, elrxkb<>- I see no "gold" to take. 9220h, 4400m, 6600e, 10p, elrxkb<>- You put 398 gold sovereigns in a fesix backpack. 9220h, 4400m, 6600e, 10p, elrxkb<>- A swirling pool. A rhythmic thrumming saturates the area, drawing attention to a war shrine of Terentia nearby. The Lord of the High Tide stands here, flowing with ethereal waters and surrounded by a nimbus of power. A detestable starsucker wallows in the sea, gulping down the starry waters. You see a single exit leading south. 9220h, 4400m, 6600e, 10p, elrxkb<>- You swing an unadorned darksteel rapier at Skerriagh, the Lord of the High Tide. You cut him with a light wound. You have scored a WORLD-SHATTERING CRITICAL HIT!!! Skerriagh, the Lord of the High Tide begins to yell for help. 9220h, 4400m, 6600e, 10p, elxkb<>- You swing an unadorned darksteel rapier at Skerriagh, the Lord of the High Tide. You cut him, opening up deep lacerations. You have scored a WORLD-SHATTERING CRITICAL HIT!!! The blade shears through Skerriagh, the Lord of the High Tide's body, coming clean through the other side with a strangely quiet swish. He appears momentarily surprised, before his eyes glaze over in death and he collapses to the ground. You have slain Skerriagh, the Lord of the High Tide. A large pile of sovereigns spills from the corpse. You suddenly scoop up the corpse of Skerriagh, the Lord of the High Tide.
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Either way, props to Eldanien. 
