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Kante2010-08-07 09:03:30
Edit: retracted after explanation.
Aicuthi2010-08-07 09:39:06
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Amenuensis Aicuthi Shavatt (Female Prismatic Lucidian).
She is 53 years old, having been born on the 22nd of Vestian, 240 years after the Coming of Estarra.
She is ranked 666th in Lusternia.


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Llesvelt2010-08-07 11:15:27
QUOTE (Aicuthi @ Aug 7 2010, 09:39 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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I KNEW IT!
Unknown2010-08-07 11:30:17
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The Portal of Fate flashes as Omnomnomsyne steps through, now ready to begin a fresh life in Lusternia.
(Serenwilde): Please welcome Omnomnomsyne who just stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a new commune member!


FFFFFUUUUUUUU-
Kante2010-08-07 11:48:10
I feel like my alt's name has been ripped off. sad.gif
Furien2010-08-07 14:26:55
(Clan): PersonA says, "But I hear their playerbase is dwindling to dormancy and they are losing impetus, which is what I said all along would happen. Rome can only stand for so long."

(Clan): PersonB says, "If rome had incurable aeon, we'd all be typing in censor.gif latin right now."
Lehki2010-08-07 14:31:46
QUOTE (Arix @ Aug 6 2010, 08:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(Illuminati): You say, "Just out of curiousity, how many favourers do we currently have?"

(Illuminati): Xypher says, "I think Riluna, myself, the Grand Cipher, the Commander fighter person Rodngar, Lekhi."

(Illuminati): Xypher says, "Aiyana too."

(Illuminati): Chixsanga says, "... Lehki? Bahaha."

honors lehki
Druid Lehki Talnara, of the Rabid Beasts (Male Vernal Ascendant).
He is 94 years old, having been born on the 12th of Tzarin, 178 years after the Coming of Estarra.
He is ranked 92nd in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He holds the position of the Voice of Hartstone in the Hartstone.
He holds the position of a Guardian of the Circle in the Hartstone.
He holds the position of Guild Archivist in the Hartstone.
He is a Sentinel in the Ancestral Glade of the Moonharts.
He is an Astral Traveller in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is a graduate of the Ancestral Glade of the Moonharts (honours).
He is a member of the clan called 'Disciples of Klangratch.'
He is a member of the clan called 'The Circle of the White Hart.'
He is a member of the clan called 'Elders of the White Hart.'
He is a member of the clan called 'The Talnaras.'
He is a member of the clan called 'The Mes'ard Dynasty.'
He is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
His motto: 'Because of the crazy.'
He is considered to be approximately 470% of your might.
He has taken the hand of Sarrasri Talnara in marriage.
He has been divorced once.
He is a first generation member of the Great House of Talnara by marriage.
See HONOURS FULL LEHKI to view his 19 special honours.

(Illuminati): Xypher says, "Eep! Lekiius."

(Illuminati): Xypher says, "Fail, kehehe."

(Illuminati): You say, "Wait, when did Lehki join?"


D:<
Aoife2010-08-07 14:32:27
QUOTE (Lehki @ Aug 7 2010, 10:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
D:<


And Lekius is a Pyromancer now!
Lekius2010-08-07 15:00:39
QUOTE (Lehki @ Aug 7 2010, 07:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
D:<


CHANGE YOUR NAME. Or don't, I don't really care.
Lehki2010-08-07 16:05:02
QUOTE (Lekius @ Aug 7 2010, 11:00 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
CHANGE YOUR NAME. Or don't, I don't really care.

NO U. And I care because I get zapped out of Slippers matches because even Gods have confused us.
Lekius2010-08-07 17:01:00
QUOTE (Lehki @ Aug 7 2010, 09:05 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
NO U. And I care because I get zapped out of Slippers matches because even Gods have confused us.


I feel like that is 100% your fault.
Ileein2010-08-07 18:52:25
QUOTE (Furien @ Aug 7 2010, 10:26 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(Clan): PersonA says, "But I hear their playerbase is dwindling to dormancy and they are losing impetus, which is what I said all along would happen. Rome can only stand for so long."

(Clan): PersonB says, "If rome had incurable aeon, we'd all be typing in censor.gif latin right now."


What was this about, out of curiosity?
Unknown2010-08-07 18:58:10
QUOTE (Ileein @ Aug 7 2010, 01:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What was this about, out of curiosity?


Looks like standard issue Glom bitterness. Move along and carry on.
Lilian2010-08-07 19:26:21
(Ship): Kundu says, "Not gonna blow us again are ya?"
Unknown2010-08-07 19:46:59
I feel like whenever people quote glom going down, I want to win to even more.
Ssaliss2010-08-07 19:50:05
QUOTE (Lilian Ama'Rua @ Aug 7 2010, 09:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(Ship): Kundu says, "Not gonna blow us again are ya?"

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The Hartfire Hearth has been destroyed by a forestal gargantuan.
Lilian has died in the imploded wreckage of The Hartfire Hearth.
Alaina has died in the imploded wreckage of The Hartfire Hearth.
Rothon has died in the imploded wreckage of The Hartfire Hearth.
Boden has died in the imploded wreckage of The Hartfire Hearth.
Kundu has died in the imploded wreckage of The Hartfire Hearth.
Kalin has died in the imploded wreckage of The Hartfire Hearth.
Xeonis has died in the imploded wreckage of The Hartfire Hearth.
Azra has died in the imploded wreckage of The Hartfire Hearth.
Uruk has died in the imploded wreckage of The Hartfire Hearth.
Eredin has died in the imploded wreckage of The Hartfire Hearth.
Relk has died in the imploded wreckage of The Hartfire Hearth.
Aleria has died in the imploded wreckage of The Hartfire Hearth.

Apparently!
Kante2010-08-07 20:17:19
The Algontherine Hatchery.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. Glowing on a nearby wall is script that reads, "I herd u liek merianz." You see a sign here instructing you that WARES is the command to see what is for sale.
You see exits leading north and south.
Vathael2010-08-07 20:32:31
Jesus.. Woops!
CODE
10035h, 5313m, 7590e, 10p, 24895en, 24182w elrxkd<>- {14.712}
inscribe map with lorina
As you inscribe the name of Lorina with a flourish, lines crawl across the surface of the map, centered upon eddies of cloud surrounding the Crystal Matrix.
You see the following in detail:
-- v19765 ---
Routing started
Routing complete
Path: northeast, northeast, southeast, southeast, northeast, northeast, southeast, up
8 total steps.
    / | \\
--
    \\ | /
--- 0:2:0 ---
10035h, 5294m, 7590e, 10p, 24900en, 24193w lrxkd<>- {17.286} -19

You have recovered equilibrium. 1.2939
10035h, 5294m, 7590e, 10p, 24900en, 24193w elrxkd<>- {18.5959}
Passing majestic formations of cloud.Twisting eddies of chill air outline the whispery form of an aerial stalker.
You see exits leading northeast, southeast, southwest, northwest, and up.
Strong winds whip about, nearly knocking you off your feet.

A powerful wind blows you out of the room.

Under sapphire skies with swirls of white cloud.A sinuous stormeater is here, sucking hungrily at the clouds.
You see exits leading north, northeast, and northwest.

10035h, 5313m, 7590e, 10p, 24899en, 24189w elrxkd<>- {19.2049} +19
Drifting amidst playful winds.You see exits leading north, east, south, west, and down.

10035h, 5313m, 7590e, 10p, 24898en, 24189w elrxkd<>- {19.2979}
Passing majestic formations of cloud.Twisting eddies of chill air outline the whispery form of an aerial stalker.
You see exits leading northeast, southeast, southwest, northwest, and up.

10035h, 5313m, 7590e, 10p, 24897en, 24189w elrxkd<>- {19.439}
Within the great current.You see exits leading southeast and southwest.

10035h, 5313m, 7590e, 10p, 24899en, 24203w elrxkd<>- {19.751}
Passing a massive cyclone.You see exits leading northeast, southeast, southwest, northwest, and up.
Strong winds whip about, nearly knocking you off your feet.

A powerful wind blows you out of the room.

Great current passing the Primal Tempest.An eerie blue light suffuses the area with a disconcerting ambience, signifying a war shrine of Elostian nearby. An icewall is here, blocking passage to the up.
You see exits leading northeast, southeast, southwest, northwest, and up.

10035h, 5313m, 7590e, 10p, 24898en, 24203w elrxkd<>- {19.9539}
Within the clutches of the great current.An eerie blue light suffuses the area with a disconcerting ambience, signifying a war shrine of Elostian nearby. Twisting eddies of chill air outline the whispery form of an aerial stalker.
You see exits leading southeast and southwest.
Strong winds whip about, nearly knocking you off your feet.

A powerful wind blows you out of the room.

Drifting on the great current.An eerie blue light suffuses the area with a disconcerting ambience, signifying a war shrine of Elostian nearby.
You see exits leading northeast, southeast, southwest, northwest, and up.
Area mismatch. True name is the neverending airstream. Do convertroom to switch just this room over, or convertarea to do the entire area.

10035h, 5313m, 7590e, 10p, 24897en, 24203w elrxkd<>- {20.1099}
Eddies of cloud surrounding the Crystal Matrix.Resting within a bowl of clouds, the Crystal Matrix gleams incandescently here. A glass seer's candle floats in the air here, its eerie blue light suffusing the area with a disconcerting ambience. There are 14 Guardians of the Dodecahedron here. Lady Lorina towers here. She wields a silver scaled shield emblazoned with crossed blades in her left hand and a coral staff in her right.
Speedwalk canceled.
You see exits leading north, east, south, west, and down.

10035h, 5313m, 7590e, 10p, 24896en, 24203w elrxkd<>- {20.4219}

A Guardian of the Dodecahedron exclaims, "That cry! We've got to get to 'Eddies of cloud surrounding the Crystal Matrix' right away!"
10035h, 5313m, 7590e, 10p, 24896en, 24203w elrxkd<>- {20.453}

Lorina raises her staff and a spiritshield of water forms around her.
10035h, 5313m, 7590e, 10p, 24896en, 24203w elrxkd<>- {20.609}

The sky lightens and stars fade as Father Sun approaches the horizon in his neverending quest to capture Mother Night.
10035h, 5313m, 7590e, 10p, 24896en, 24203w elrxkd<>- {20.858}
wipe 105323
envenom 105323 with morphite
maneuver perform ppinleg Lorina lleg
wipe 135597
envenom 135597 with morphite
maneuver perform ppinleg Lorina lleg
Being careful not to poison yourself, you wipe off all the poisons from a sinister, serrated bone rapier.
10035h, 5313m, 7590e, 10p, 24896en, 24203w elrxkd<>- {21.2799}
You rub some morphite on a sinister, serrated bone rapier.
10035h, 5313m, 7590e, 10p, 24896en, 24203w elrxkd<>- {21.326}
You execute the Ppinleg maneuver: LUNGE LORINA LLEG.
Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
smoke 57627
A dizzying beam of energy strikes you as your attack rebounds off of Lorina's shield.
10035h, 5313m, 7590e, 10p, 24896en, 24203w lrxkd<>- {21.576}
Being careful not to poison yourself, you wipe off all the poisons from a sinister, serrated bone rapier.
10035h, 5313m, 7590e, 10p, 24896en, 24203w lrxkd<>- {21.6069}
You rub some morphite on a sinister, serrated bone rapier.
10035h, 5313m, 7590e, 10p, 24896en, 24203w lrxkd<>- {21.6229}
You execute the Ppinleg maneuver: LUNGE LORINA LLEG.
You must regain equilibrium first.
10035h, 5313m, 7590e, 10p, 24896en, 24203w lrxkd<>- {21.6379}
You take a long drag off your pipe.
10035h, 5313m, 7590e, 10p, 24896en, 24203w lrxkd<>- {21.67}
10035h, 5313m, 7590e, 10p, 24896en, 24203w lrxkd<>- {21.716}
10035h, 5313m, 7590e, 10p, 24896en, 24203w lrxkd<>- {21.7319}

A greater air elemental lashes out at you with shards of ice and chilling winds.
9885h, 5313m, 7590e, 10p, 24896en, 24203w lrxkd<>- {22.2939} -150

You bleed 13 health.
10022h, 5292m, 7590e, 10p, 24896en, 24199w lrxkd<>- {23.292} +137 -21

You have recovered equilibrium. 1.934
10035h, 5192m, 7590e, 10p, 24896en, 24169w elrxkd<>- {23.5259} +13 -100
raze Lorina
raze Lorina
You raze Lorina's magical shield with a sinister, serrated bone rapier.
10035h, 5192m, 7590e, 10p, 24895en, 24183w elxkd<>- {23.6509}
You whip a sinister, serrated bone rapier through the air in front of Lorina, to no effect.
10035h, 5192m, 7590e, 10p, 24890en, 24183w exkd<>- {23.6819}
wipe 105323
envenom 105323 with morphite
maneuver perform ppinleg Lorina lleg
wipe 135597
envenom 135597 with morphite
maneuver perform ppinleg Lorina lleg

You have recovered balance on your right arm. 1.1069
10035h, 5192m, 7590e, 10p, 24890en, 24183w erxkd<>- {24.7579}

You have recovered balance on your left arm. 1.0919
10035h, 5192m, 7590e, 10p, 24890en, 24183w elrxkd<>- {24.7899}
Being careful not to poison yourself, you wipe off all the poisons from a sinister, serrated bone rapier.
10035h, 5192m, 7590e, 10p, 24890en, 24183w elrxkd<>- {24.8209}
You rub some morphite on a sinister, serrated bone rapier.
10035h, 5192m, 7590e, 10p, 24890en, 24183w elrxkd<>- {24.836}
You execute the Ppinleg maneuver: LUNGE LORINA LLEG.
With a powerful lunge, you strike at Lorina's left leg with a sinister, serrated bone rapier. You feebly stick your blade into her left leg.
10035h, 5192m, 7590e, 8p, 24878en, 24183w elxkd<>- {24.868}
Being careful not to poison yourself, you wipe off all the poisons from a sinister, serrated bone rapier.
10035h, 5192m, 7590e, 8p, 24878en, 24183w elxkd<>- {24.899}
You rub some morphite on a sinister, serrated bone rapier.
10035h, 5192m, 7590e, 8p, 24878en, 24183w elxkd<>- {24.9139}
You execute the Ppinleg maneuver: LUNGE LORINA LLEG.
With a powerful lunge, you strike at Lorina's left leg with a sinister, serrated bone rapier. You strike deep into her left foot, pinning it down with your rapier.
10035h, 5192m, 7590e, 6p, 24866en, 24183w exkd<>- {24.9459}

Lorina takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on her legs.
10035h, 5192m, 7590e, 6p, 24866en, 24183w exkd<>- {25.1019}

Streaks of lightning lance out at you from a greater air elemental.
A Guardian of the Dodecahedron turns towards you and ripples of temporal energy streak out from its form, causing you to scream in agony.
A Guardian of the Dodecahedron turns towards you and ripples of temporal energy streak out from its form, causing you to scream in agony.
Several slivers of temporal energy drift out from a Guardian of the Dodecahedron and disappear into your chest, causing your body to lose some of its sync with reality.
Several slivers of temporal energy drift out from a Guardian of the Dodecahedron and disappear into your chest, causing your body to lose some of its sync with reality.
Several slivers of temporal energy drift out from a Guardian of the Dodecahedron and disappear into your chest, causing your body to lose some of its sync with reality.
Reality around a Guardian of the Dodecahedron ripples violently and you can feel the temperature drop dramatically.
A Guardian of the Dodecahedron turns towards you and ripples of temporal energy streak out from its form, causing you to scream in agony.
Several slivers of temporal energy drift out from a Guardian of the Dodecahedron and disappear into your chest, causing your body to lose some of its sync with reality.
Reality around a Guardian of the Dodecahedron ripples violently and you can feel the temperature drop dramatically.
Reality around a Guardian of the Dodecahedron ripples violently and you can feel the temperature drop dramatically.
Reality around a Guardian of the Dodecahedron ripples violently and you can feel the temperature drop dramatically.
Reality around a Guardian of the Dodecahedron ripples violently and you can feel the temperature drop dramatically.
Several slivers of temporal energy drift out from a Guardian of the Dodecahedron and disappear into your chest, causing your body to lose some of its sync with reality.
A surge of rejuvenating energy floods your system, healing your wounds.
Several slivers of temporal energy drift out from a Guardian of the Dodecahedron and disappear into your chest, causing your body to lose some of its sync with reality.
5835h, 5192m, 7590e, 6p, 24866en, 24183w exkd<>- {25.46} -4200

Lehki2010-08-07 20:36:42
QUOTE
Sadie leaps at herself and slams her head into her face.


Some attacks you just should not be able to use on yourself.
Unknown2010-08-07 20:58:36
QUOTE (Lehki @ Aug 7 2010, 04:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Some attacks you just should not be able to use on yourself.

It's even more fun when you attack a limb with the same limb.