Quotes 6

by Shiri

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Razenth2010-08-15 04:06:31
Lol at the super tanking stallion.
Sylandra2010-08-15 04:26:48
A baffled scholar says, "I'm supposed to be going to a scholar convention, you know."

"Oh?" you exclaim quizzically.

A baffled scholar says, "We're trying to top old Fuzzleface's last treatise on rockeater mating habits."

Daj chuckles long and heartily.

Comprehension flashes across Kazban's face.

Air Marshal Kazban Shavatt, Twilight Tempest says, "Sounds, intriguing."

A baffled scholar says, "Oh, it is, you know what they do?"

Air Marshal Kazban Shavatt, Twilight Tempest says, "I do not, please share."

A baffled scholar says, "First there's the mating calls, and then the male has to actually get in and pierce..."

A baffled scholar glances askance at you.

Air Marshal Kazban Shavatt, Twilight Tempest says, "Oh dear."

Your eyes sparkle with amusement.

A baffled scholar says, "Well, I shouldn't go into that."

Commissar Daj Kamau, of the Temporal Peacekeepers says, "Oh my."

Commissar Daj Kamau, of the Temporal Peacekeepers reaches over and covers your ears.
Shaddus2010-08-15 05:17:36
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Wuylinfe gets down on one knee and, while holding forth a fickle finger of fate, declares his eternal love for Reiha, and asks her to marry him.

Reiha, with a look of utter joy on her face, accepts Wuylinfe's proposal of marriage.

You say, "Wait, wait!"

You say, "Break it off, I have the perfect thing."

You remove robes of an Illithoid Grand Cenobite.

You remove an auburn pair of crispy bacon panties.

Wuylinfe stands up and stretches his arms out wide.
Wuylinfe blinks.

Aqua Initiate Reiha says, "............"

You give an auburn pair of crispy bacon panties to Aqua Initiate Reiha.

Wigberht blinks.

You slip into robes of an Illithoid Grand Cenobite.

You say, "Don't ask."

Wigberht Fai'ame the Starving Cook says, "Why ..."

You say, "Use those."

Wuylinfe tilts his head curiously.

You say to Wigberht, "They give me a crispy feeling."

Aqua Initiate Reiha says, "... I guess it couldn't hurt."

You waggle your eyebrows comically.

Wuylinfe Meiwind holds the panties at a fair distance from him using only the tips of his fingers.

The smell of decay assaults your nostrils.

Making no sudden movements, Wigberht backs away from you slowly.

Reiha laughs out loud.

Wuylinfe Meiwind says, "You were... wearing these."


Aqua Initiate Reiha says, "And for months, even."

You say, "Not for all that long. I bathe once a year."

Wuylinfe Meiwind inhales deeply as he holds his breath.

Wuylinfe gets down on one knee and, while holding forth an auburn pair of crispy bacon panties, declares his eternal love for Reiha, and asks her to marry him.

Reiha, with a look of utter joy on her face, accepts Wuylinfe's proposal of marriage.

Aqua Initiate Reiha says, "I want you to have those."

Wuylinfe Meiwind says, "I love you more times infinity."

Wuylinfe playfully nibbles on Reiha's lower lip before giving her a soft, sweet kiss.
Fania2010-08-15 06:58:24
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(Aquamancers): Lorina says, "I am lazy, mention me in your election post."

(Aquamancers): You say, "What do you want me to say?"

(Aquamancers): Lorina says, "Just be like P.S. Lorina is running, yo."

(Aquamancers): You say, "Can do."

(Aquamancers): Lorina says, "And she is lazy to post."

(Aquamancers): You say, "Do you want me to put in the lazy part?"

(Aquamancers): Lorina says, "And a vote for Lorina, is a vote for complete chaos."

(Aquamancers): Reiha (from the Aetherways) says, "Tell them Lorina will eat babies if people don't vote for her."

(Aquamancers): You say, "I thought that was a given..."

(Aquamancers): Lorina says, "Oh put that the fantastic duo is running to take over the guild?"

(Aquamancers): You say, "They may be on to our plan then..."

(Aquamancers): Lorina says, "We must kill Reiha."

(Aquamancers): Reiha (from the Aetherways) says, "Mooo?"

(Aquamancers): Lorina says, "Before she tells others."

(Aquamancers): Reiha (from the Aetherways) says, "Mooo?!"
Lorina2010-08-15 07:46:55
Ur not suppose to freakin tell everyone Fania! Now they know that we wish the downfall of the Aquamancers D:
Fania2010-08-15 07:50:53
QUOTE (Lorina @ Aug 15 2010, 12:46 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ur not suppose to freakin tell everyone Fania! Now they know that we wish the downfall of the Aquamancers D:


Only cause you told them! er.... nothing to see here folks
Lorina2010-08-15 08:06:56
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(Ship): Saoirse says, "Lorina! I choose you!"

(Ship): Siam says, "Geomancer used Chasm! It's a one-hit K.O.!!"

(Ship): You say, "Pika pika?"

(Ship): Kazban says, "Aquamancer used bubblebeam only effective against geomancer they are a rock type."

(Ship): Qoivhae says, "XD."

(Ship): Saoirse says, "Lori lori Lori."

(Ship): Azula says, "Lorina used Surf!"

(Ship): Azula says, "It's super effective!"


I demand a sane crewwww!
Siam2010-08-15 08:30:22
QUOTE (Lorina @ Aug 15 2010, 04:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I demand a sane crewwww!


We are perfectly sane, thank you very much, Lorilori.
Unknown2010-08-15 12:23:06
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(Ship): Solanis says, "Aetherhunting is verry effective to train a beast."
(Ship): Solanis says, "My pony enjoys watching dragons asplode."
(Ship): You say, "Hee."
(Ship): Solanis says, "She chooses not to eat at the stable for this opportunity."


...
Daraius2010-08-15 12:37:08
QUOTE (Lorina @ Aug 15 2010, 04:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I demand a sane crewwww!


Please, please, please. When I get a ship we'll be having none of that noise. dry.gif

EDIT: That noise being rampant swearing and general foolishness.
Lawliet2010-08-15 13:30:22
If you try and stop them they stop flying with you, though sad.gif
Vadi2010-08-15 13:45:32
Font is DejaVu Sans Mono in Mudlet w/ anti-aliasing enabled.
Vadi2010-08-15 15:37:23
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(Ship): Wuylinfe says, "My pegasus matured, woo."
(Ship): Azula says, "Hehe congratulations."
(Ship): Aeral says, "I acquired a hippogriff, and I love it."
(Ship): You say, "When will you? Just kidding..."
(Ship): Calesta says, "Ouch."
(Ship): Wuylinfe says, "Haha I just got it."
(Ship): You say, "It was humour!"
(Ship): Aeral says, "I can make alcohol."

lol'd at the randomness.
Llesvelt2010-08-15 18:02:53
QUOTE (Daraius @ Aug 15 2010, 12:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Please, please, please. When I get a ship we'll be having none of that noise. dry.gif

EDIT: That noise being rampant swearing and general foolishness.


I will fly with you.
Everiine2010-08-15 18:45:40
I'm wondering when (Ship) became regarded as a general OOC channel. Probably around the time that 3-hour lulautoaetherbashing became universal.
Unknown2010-08-15 18:55:33
QUOTE (Everiine @ Aug 15 2010, 02:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'm wondering when (Ship) became regarded as a general OOC channel. Probably around the time that 3-hour lulautoaetherbashing became universal.

I would never be able to stand being on a ship that was doing OOC on the (Ship) channel. I would heartstop. dry.gif
Ytran2010-08-15 19:04:14
QUOTE (Llesvelt @ Aug 15 2010, 01:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I will fly with you.

Xenthos2010-08-15 19:04:21
QUOTE (Everiine @ Aug 15 2010, 02:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'm wondering when (Ship) became regarded as a general OOC channel. Probably around the time that 3-hour lulautoaetherbashing became universal.

When the pilot in question decided to stop caring.

Get a better commander.
Fain2010-08-15 19:08:26
QUOTE (Everiine @ Aug 15 2010, 02:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'm wondering when (Ship) became regarded as a general OOC channel. Probably around the time that 3-hour lulautoaetherbashing became universal.


It isn't and we'll dock if we hear it.

Dock - geddit?
Unknown2010-08-15 19:23:33
QUOTE (Fain @ Aug 15 2010, 03:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It isn't and we'll dock if we hear it.

Dock - geddit?

cheer.gif You have no idea how happy it makes me to hear that.