With a flourish of your arm, you bow deeply.
2583h, 2845m, 3036e, 10p, 10945en, 12655w elrx-

Ileein frowns at you.
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You give a group of 6675 glowing opals to Professor Ileein Shavatt, Execumatrix Magnificus.
2583h, 2845m, 3036e, 10p, 10945en, 12655w elrx-

Comprehension flashes across Ileein's face.
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Professor Ileein Shavatt, Execumatrix Magnificus says, "Indeed. Good work."
2583h, 2845m, 3036e, 10p, 10945en, 12655w elrx-

You say, "That's the seven thousand twenty five, less the five per sent the Primus told me to keep."
2583h, 2845m, 3036e, 10p, 10945en, 12655w elrx-

Professor Ileein Shavatt, Execumatrix Magnificus says, "If you require it, see a psychological expert immediately for testing."
2583h, 2845m, 3036e, 10p, 10945en, 12655w elrx-

Professor Ileein Shavatt, Execumatrix Magnificus says, "Long-term gem harvesting can be dangerous to your mental health."
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I wish we were able to bring in 7000 flesh at a time.

Clan): Tynghall (from the Aetherways) says, "If you could warm cheese up and it not melt, and like...drill a hole in it."



(Clan): Tynghall (from the Aetherways) says, "I would totally cheese."

(ROFLBBQ): Viynain says, "Who knew it could be the greatest day of your life if you just had to make a dick-shaped weapon."

Gentlemen you make me so proud. I laughed so hard I cried.

THOOOOORRRR!!!

(inside jokes..Phoebus)

You beat me to mentioning THE MIGHTY THOR.

Wusses. I remember when I had to forge for weeks on end uphill in the snow both ways with my FACE.

Oh my. Your mud settings are quite snazzy. Can I steal them from you? I like that font.

(Celest): Ixia says, "Ct but whats the reason?"
(Celest): Eventru says, "The male bards actually have jobs."
(Celest): Eventru says, "Unlike the females, who sing so horridly off-key they wander around looking for one."
(Celest): You say, "Oi."
(Celest): You say, "Lord Eventru, that was a bit harsh."
(Celest): Gyorn (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "Well, He wasn't talking about Celest female bards."
(Celest): Eventru says, "Perhaps the city should consider hunting down these infamous male bards and hire them to come teach the Cantors... Ohoho.."
(Celest): Gyorn (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "Ouch."
(Celest): You say, "I think Shric is good enough to teach the city, hmmm..."
(Celest): Inagin (from the Aetherways) says, "So, the female scholars actually have jobs too. And the males are so lazy and uneducated that they wander around looking for one?"
(Celest): You say, "And You haven't heard some of the performances Lorwyn has done, Lord Eventru. She just wrote a new piece."
(Celest): Eventru says, "No, the male scholars are actually out researching."
(Celest): Gyorn (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "That's true."
(Celest): Eventru says, "The female scholars are likely in a kitchen somewhere..."
(Celest): Eventru says, "Ah, We jest, We jest!"
(Celest): Gyorn (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "The female scholars are probably in a lab?"
(Celest): Gyorn (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "Suure."
(Celest): Ixia says, "Love potions?"
(Celest): Ixia says, "I thought we gathered the females?"
(Celest): Talya says, "You know, the male scholars may or may not be locked in my kitchen doing my evil cooking bidding."
(Celest): Gyorn (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "Well, if they aren't in the field, they're doing analysis, of course!"
(Celest): Talya says, "If you find any that have escaped, let me know!"
(Celest): Gyorn (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "Scholars are only male."
(Celest): Talya says, "Gyorn, they've escaped from my kitchen?!"
(Celest): Gyorn (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "Yep, they always find a way out."
(Celest): You say, "Oh my."
(Celest): You say, "We'll make sure to put double icewalls next time."
(Celest): You say, "And take that fire from them."
(Celest): Gyorn (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "Once they realize you've tricked them, and they're not actually going to a library."
(Celest): Gadritan says, "Sorry, I was so quiet."
(Celest): Gadritan says, "I was off searching for female scholars in the kitchen."

A wet, gurgling scream echoes from a distant point, accompanied by throaty snarls. The air blurs as Shikari appears before you, eyes shining with a primal rage. Before you can react, He seizes you by the throat and pulls hard, ripping away chunks of flesh. You attempt to scream but can't, snarling laughter the only sound you hear before the world fades away.

You have been slain by Shikari.

hee---

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Mirai * Administrator On On On
Currently, there is 1 member on this Plane and 0 on other Planes.

(Cantors): You say, "Man... I'm always alone over here."

(Cantors): You say, "Too bad Lachlan can't talk on guild aethers."

(Cantors): Lachlan, the Celestial Dove says, "Tweet."

(Cantors): You say, "Lachlan-- I love you."





It made me so happy