Quotes 6

by Shiri

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Llesvelt2010-09-07 06:03:22
QUOTE (casilu @ Sep 7 2010, 06:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You have the Board of Directors clan on, right?


Yes, but I ment in the awesome way tongue.gif
Shiri2010-09-07 06:38:35
(Market): Iytha says, "Seeking a Moondancer, a Charunite, a Lisaerian and a
Maylean. Send tells!"
(Market): Shuyin says, "Seeking info on what happens when they all walk into a
bar."
(Market): Celina says, "They go Wilde."
(Market): Shuyin says, "Okay that was good."
Unknown2010-09-07 06:42:02
I did laugh when she said that!

Extra credit:

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X tells you, "Cuddling. Or Glomdoring raids the bar."

Y tells you, "That all stop to rub their heads, because walking into
anything hurts."

Z tells you, "They blame us for placing the bar there and claims the
Divines helped us set them up."

Whatever-comes-after-Z tells you, "I think my answer would have been "They do it again. And
again. And never work out what they're doing wrong.""
Furien2010-09-07 07:34:41
Man, those answers hurt.

Anonymity protect, punks. sad.gif
Unknown2010-09-07 13:23:13
Tears freeze in Victim's eyes as the sorrowful solace of winter's melodies overcome her.
Victim has been slain by Griefer.

A banshee stares at Victim, then suddenly emits a high-pitched screech at her, causing the colour to drain from her face.
Green flames shoot out of Victim's eyes as her head explodes, leaving behind nothing but a smouldering stump where her neck used to be.

Opposite sides of the spectrum.
Unknown2010-09-07 20:26:02
Where's the funny?
Ayisdra2010-09-07 20:29:12
QUOTE (Kialkarkea @ Sep 7 2010, 04:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Where's the funny?


The guy died in opposite ways? (freezing and explosion) :/
Sakr2010-09-07 22:59:17
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Amondo tells you, "Ok."

Amondo arrives in a cone of sparkling light.

You get 720 gold sovereigns from a pink kitten backpack.

Amondo tells you, "Whats the syntax for your shop?"

You say, "You are here."

A quiet courtyard.
Banks of clouds roil about here. Lying flat on the ground is a key-shaped sigil. Amondo is here. He
wields an iron mace in each hand. You see a sign here instructing you to use the PORTAL command to
enter the aetherplex system. You see a sign here instructing you that WARES is the command to see
what is for sale.
You see exits leading north and down (closed door).

"Ooohhhhhhhhhh," says Amondo.



found this cute (had invisibility)



And later


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(House Ama'nar'isil): You say, "Each of the cities and communes, what's their stated thing, like
Celest's driving force is The Light."
3520h, 4065m, 5005e, 10p, 15200en, 18800w ex-

(House Ama'nar'isil): Roselie says, "Gaudi is freedom."
3520h, 4065m, 5005e, 10p, 15200en, 18800w ex-

ft now What spirits or guardians guide you guys?
(House Ama'nar'isil): You say, "Now What spirits or guardians guide you guys?"

(House Ama'nar'isil): Ilyssa says, "ASSIMILATION OR EXTERMINATION."

(House Ama'nar'isil): Ilyssa says, "Err."

(House Ama'nar'isil): You say, "...."

(House Ama'nar'isil): Ilyssa says, "The Collective, moving together as a whole."

(House Ama'nar'isil): Roselie says, "Hallifax is Pretentiousness."

(House Ama'nar'isil): Ilyssa says, "//I will hurt you all if that finds its way onto the forums."

(House Ama'nar'isil): Roselie says, "Oh wait, did I say that out loud?"


and later
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(House Ama'nar'isil): Ilyssa says, "Nil used to be the Holy Plane of Shallachmar."

(House Ama'nar'isil): Aosi says, "Catarin!"

(House Ama'nar'isil): Roselie says, "Oh Sakr?"

(House Ama'nar'isil): Ilyssa says, "They're actually almost exactly like Celest, pardon me, all you
Celestians."

(House Ama'nar'isil): Roselie says, "One day I went exploring."

(House Ama'nar'isil): Aosi says, "Yeah, then the tainty crap got into it, then they touched some
stone thingy..."

(House Ama'nar'isil): Ilyssa says, "In the way of how devout they are to what they believe in."

(House Ama'nar'isil): Aosi says, "It was like the BP oil spill."

Shiri2010-09-08 03:38:42
QUOTE (Ayisdra @ Sep 7 2010, 09:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The guy died in opposite ways? (freezing and explosion) :/

I think what he might have been getting that is that twice in a row he died to effects that do a completely puny amount of damage instead of all the actual killing blows flying around.
Kiradawea2010-09-08 09:12:24
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Staring at you vacantly, a festering zombie opens his mouth wide before bellowing an omnious shout. Your heart beats wildly as you look around for the easiest means to escape.

Lusternia has redeads!!
Unknown2010-09-08 13:11:19
QUOTE (Kiradawea @ Sep 8 2010, 04:12 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Lusternia has redeads!!


I first read that as, "Lusternia has redheads," and it made me wonder what your experience with redheads has been like.
Ssaliss2010-09-08 13:13:41
Over here there's a saying, "Neither pines nor red hair grows in good soil". Nuff said tongue.gif
Neos2010-09-08 16:22:24
QUOTE (Demetrios @ Sep 8 2010, 09:11 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I first read that as, "Lusternia has redheads," and it made me wonder what your experience with redheads has been like.


Same.
Jack2010-09-08 16:37:44
QUOTE (Kiradawea @ Sep 8 2010, 10:12 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Lusternia has redeads!!

Redeads paralyze, that looked like fear to me.
Unknown2010-09-08 17:27:21
QUOTE (AquaNeos @ Sep 8 2010, 12:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Same.

Yeah, I thought Kira was trying to make a ginger joke.
Lilia2010-09-08 19:12:12
I get nothing but compliments for my red hair, I never understood where this pseudo-hatred comes from.
Unknown2010-09-08 19:20:47
I adore red hair. I married a redhead, after all.
Lehki2010-09-08 19:23:07
QUOTE (Lilia @ Sep 8 2010, 03:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I get nothing but compliments for my red hair, I never understood where this pseudo-hatred comes from.

South Park, probably.
Unknown2010-09-08 19:51:00
QUOTE (Demetrios @ Sep 8 2010, 10:11 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I first read that as, "Lusternia has redheads," and it made me wonder what your experience with redheads has been like.


I did the same, lol.
Llesvelt2010-09-08 20:32:22
QUOTE (Lehki @ Sep 8 2010, 07:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
South Park, probably.


If Wikipedia is to be believed, it is older than that.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_hair

A shame, people make up stupid reasons to ridicule and mock each other all the time.

Some of them might mature in time, though.








And with mature I mean become more like me and those who share my opinions, of course, which are the only truly moral decisions in the world.