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Lilian2010-09-09 11:37:13
QUOTE (Salvation @ Sep 8 2010, 11:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Wtf mate, I'm like the kindest, most gentle player in Lusternia. Why would you want to put a bounty on Synl of all people... sigh.


Synl's engaged to a Moondancer, and is a crystal gloom. That's why she doesn't like him. It's just an IC thing, I don't dislike anyone OOC o.0

EDIT for Glomdoring Logic! (Hey, Synl was part of this too I think!)
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(Serenwilde): Sanjushree says, "Ok, I just got enemied by sidd for raiding etherglom but I NEVER EVER DID THAT."
(Serenwilde): Sanjushree says, "And honestly, it's not something I WOULD do."
(Serenwilde): Sanjushree says, "I got SUMMONED into there."
(Serenwilde): Sanjushree says, "And murdered there."
Unknown2010-09-09 17:04:24
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You portal to the Aetherplex Chamber.
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The Aetherplex Chamber.
Shimmering with aetheric energy, a bright glowing portal floats here in midair. A seashell bra has been abandoned here. A figurine of a mountain rockeater stands here, memorializing his noble spirit. Thick black stripes slash across this red dress here. Curled up in a ball, Milla the Peppermint Kitten rests here. Haiden Dawneye, Noyan en-Lam is here. He wields a shofa of blooming wildflowers in each hand. You see a sign here instructing you to use the PORTAL command to enter the aetherplex system. There is an aetherways portal here.
You see exits leading north (open door), south, out, and through a bright, glowing portal.
1966h, 2124m, 1735e, 10p, 7758en, 8300w esSix-

Haiden Dawneye, Noyan en-Lam erects a random wall out of the blue, jumping behind it one moment, and then smashing it to pieces the next, dressed up as a large glass jug wielding a large pitcher of red liquid, shouting 'Oooooh yeaaaaaaaaaah!' while splashing his red liquids about the area.


Random people scare me sad.gif
Diamondais2010-09-09 17:50:20
That's.. very OOC.
Jack2010-09-09 17:54:46
Also, "splashing his red liquids about the area" makes me imagine a form of weaponized menstruation.
Everiine2010-09-09 19:43:53
QUOTE (diamondais @ Sep 9 2010, 01:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
That's.. very OOC.

That's Haiden.
Unknown2010-09-09 20:17:13
<3 Haiden for that emote. Oh, and:


(clan): Casilu (from the Prime Material Plane) says, ""Hey baby, does your daiper need changing or are you just happy to see me?""
Sakr2010-09-09 22:56:14
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Amondo tells you, "Sold those balls already."

Amondo tells you, "Sorry."

You tell Amondo, "Wait, you sold all your balls?"

Amondo tells you, "Every last one."

You tell Amondo, "Hm, don't tell your girlfriend until the 3rd date then."

Amondo tells you, "Why is that?"



Fail, on my part but still.... failed by innocence
Lehki2010-09-10 04:44:07
(Serenwilde): Penelope says, "Tell haiden don't make me cut your tongue out and shove it up your ass."

(Serenwilde): Vasnier says, "..uuh?"

(Serenwilde): Hecton says, "Woooooow..."

(Serenwilde): Penelope says, "Misaether."

(Serenwilde): Gabriella says, "...Oh my."

(Serenwilde): Penelope says, "Sigh."

(Serenwilde): Haiden says, "..."

(Serenwilde): Haiden says, "Oh dear God."

(Serenwilde): Penelope says, "I'm really sorry."

(Serenwilde): Haiden says, "Penelope...no more announcing foreplay about the commune."

(Serenwilde): Penelope says, "Bite me, Haiden."

(Serenwilde): Haiden says, "Mreow..."
Penelope2010-09-10 04:47:34
QUOTE (Lehki @ Sep 10 2010, 12:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(Serenwilde): Penelope says, "Tell haiden don't make me cut your tongue out and shove it up your ass."

(Serenwilde): Vasnier says, "..uuh?"

(Serenwilde): Hecton says, "Woooooow..."

(Serenwilde): Penelope says, "Misaether."

(Serenwilde): Gabriella says, "...Oh my."

(Serenwilde): Penelope says, "Sigh."

(Serenwilde): Haiden says, "..."

(Serenwilde): Haiden says, "Oh dear God."

(Serenwilde): Penelope says, "I'm really sorry."

(Serenwilde): Haiden says, "Penelope...no more announcing foreplay about the commune."

(Serenwilde): Penelope says, "Bite me, Haiden."

(Serenwilde): Haiden says, "Mreow..."


He licked me. sad.gif
Furien2010-09-10 05:33:32
(Spiritsingers): Mirami says, "In the immortal and probably misquoted words of Lendren, go forth and flirt with the guards."
Kiradawea2010-09-10 07:15:13
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Lozo has been torn to shreds by a haughty scribe.
You see the death occur at on upper Whelk near a crossroads.


See? This is what happens when you blame the scribe for your own errors.
Lendren2010-09-10 11:47:23
QUOTE (Furien @ Sep 10 2010, 01:33 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(Spiritsingers): Mirami says, "In the immortal and probably misquoted words of Lendren, go forth and flirt with the guards."

I probably said that, or something close to that, at one point or another. Guards need to feel good about themselves too!
Lilian2010-09-10 14:43:55
This karibidean was pretty bad-ass:

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A vortex karibidean enters from the southeast on the aetherways.

Nierrta, Gentle Winged Beauty of the Wilde becomes dimmer as a vortex karibidean siphons energy from her.
Lendren has died in the imploded wreckage of Nierrta, Gentle Winged Beauty of the Wilde.
You see the death occur at Third gunner's station.
Sanjushree has died in the imploded wreckage of Nierrta, Gentle Winged Beauty of the Wilde.
You see the death occur at First gunner's station.
Rothon has died in the imploded wreckage of Nierrta, Gentle Winged Beauty of the Wilde.
You see the death occur at A very boring room. Change this.
Calina has died in the imploded wreckage of Nierrta, Gentle Winged Beauty of the Wilde.
You see the death occur at Empath Pit.
Barrin has died in the imploded wreckage of Nierrta, Gentle Winged Beauty of the Wilde.
You see the death occur at On the Bridge.
Nierrta, Gentle Winged Beauty of the Wilde implodes and your body is instantly torn apart by the unstable reality of the Aetherways.
You have been slain by misadventure.
Lendren2010-09-10 14:50:16
Talan says it's because we were out of power, but I don't see how that could be possible. But I wasn't checking ship status every minute, so I suppose maybe Barrin was funneling constantly or something...
Unknown2010-09-10 15:01:51
QUOTE (Lehki @ Sep 10 2010, 01:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(Serenwilde): Penelope says, "Tell haiden don't make me cut your tongue out and shove it up your ass."

(Serenwilde): Vasnier says, "..uuh?"

(Serenwilde): Hecton says, "Woooooow..."

(Serenwilde): Penelope says, "Misaether."

(Serenwilde): Gabriella says, "...Oh my."

(Serenwilde): Penelope says, "Sigh."

(Serenwilde): Haiden says, "..."

(Serenwilde): Haiden says, "Oh dear God."

(Serenwilde): Penelope says, "I'm really sorry."

(Serenwilde): Haiden says, "Penelope...no more announcing foreplay about the commune."

(Serenwilde): Penelope says, "Bite me, Haiden."

(Serenwilde): Haiden says, "Mreow..."


Heeeeeee.
Vathael2010-09-10 15:18:23
Yes, karis can insta if you don't have power.
Lilian2010-09-10 15:19:20
QUOTE (Lendren @ Sep 10 2010, 10:50 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Talan says it's because we were out of power, but I don't see how that could be possible. But I wasn't checking ship status every minute, so I suppose maybe Barrin was funneling constantly or something...


These things eat more than 11 power in one bite?! twitch.gif
Lendren2010-09-10 15:25:32
I don't know. Barrin's the only one who could really tell what was going on with power and he's not around to ask. By time he is, he will be as incoherent as usual and won't have any logs. It seems really unlikely that he managed to fully drain the ship with a few shockwaves, but I don't have a better theory to offer.
Vadi2010-09-10 15:33:17
Hm, present:
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"vial292095" a garnet vial (filled with the poison niricol)
"vial292096" a ruby vial (filled with the poison aleutian)
"vial292097" a pearl vial (filled with the poison mellitin)
"vial292098" a bloodstone vial (filled with the poison dulak)
"vial292099" an amethyst vial (filled with the poison escozul)
"vial292100" a jade vial (filled with the poison aleutian)
"vial292101" a pearl vial (filled with the poison inyoka)
"vial292102" a diamond vial (filled with the poison mactans)
"vial292103" a diamond vial (filled with the poison anerod)
"vial292104" a jade vial (filled with the poison botulinum)


I suppose I'll have to pass it on!
Arix2010-09-10 15:48:35
Chaote Sorena says, "First I was naked, and then there were tentacles. Should I be disturbed?"

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