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by Shiri

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Nariah2010-09-21 01:17:00
Smooth, very smooth. Just for that I will not retort. That was a K.O. there, Sot.
Arix2010-09-21 06:14:48
from Lusty IRC

Allyson: if I had the ability to shapeshift I would definitely use it for dick-related purposes, just putting that out there.
Unknown2010-09-21 10:10:30
QUOTE (Arix @ Sep 21 2010, 02:14 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
from Lusty IRC

Allyson: if I had the ability to shapeshift I would definitely use it for dick-related purposes, just putting that out there.

If you guys don't stop quoting me I'm going to have to break all my fingers so I can never type again. It's the only way to stop everyone from finding out how weird I am! suspicious.gif
Arix2010-09-21 10:27:52
if you hadn't said anything they wouldn't have known it was you
Unknown2010-09-21 10:33:57
QUOTE (Arix @ Sep 21 2010, 06:27 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
if you hadn't said anything they wouldn't have known it was you

I've already mentioned it's me before. The damage is done. There's no going back now. Etc.
Unknown2010-09-21 23:04:22
We did already know Fee-bas's real name, so it wouldn't have been too hard to put two and six together.
Unknown2010-09-22 00:04:55
QUOTE
The Pool of Stars.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. An enormously wide circular pool, as dark as the night sky, glitters softly between the columns. A statue of Unitos stands here, memorializing his noble spirit. The resplendent figure of an archangel rises up from the ground, her golden wings furled protectively over a small figure cradled in her arms. A platinum eye sigil is here. His form suffused with soft light, the Keeper of the Pool of Stars stands here attentively. There are 22 Kusalas of the Tahtetso here. There are 3 Zetetics of the Tahtetso here. There are 14 cavaliers of the Light here. An emissary of Elohora floats here, surrounded by a nebula of white light. In the shape of an open palm, a metallic sigil lies here. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. Massive dark grey wings filling much of the space around him, a light grey hippogriff stands here, eyeing his surroundings serenely. Squire Dynami Zayah, of the Armies of Light is here. He wields a black, lightning-blade katana with both hands. Brother Dakine Ama'nar'isil is here. He wields a tahto of iron and steel with both hands. Terentia, the Even Bladed stands here, radiating an aura of austerity. She wields a steel greatsword with both hands. Grandmaster Lorick Salceto, Golden Whisper is here, shrouded. He wields a platinum-etched steel tahto with both hands.
You see exits leading north, northeast, east, southeast, south, southwest, west, northwest, and up (open door).

A wry smile spreads across Terentia's face.

You say, "Greetings, Lady Terentia!"

You kneel before Terentia, swearing your allegiance to Her.

Terentia, the Even Bladed says, "Indeed. I suppose your prayer is for a purpose?"

You say, "It is."

Terentia raises Her fists above Her head. Concentrating briefly, She causes rippling blue fire to flow from the heavens above into a ball of energy between Her upraised fists. Scornfully, She throws Her fists forward, sending a beam of crackling energy to incinerate Glint.
Glint has been slain by Terentia.

"Wow!" you exclaim!

Terentia, the Even Bladed says to Dakine, "Thank you."

You say, "Nice shot, Lady Even-Bladed."

Terentia, the Even Bladed says to Dakine, "It was due to you that I realized he was awake."

Terentia inclines Her head politely to those around Her.

You say, "In any event, Lady Terentia, I have a rather odd favour to ask of You, and one that I may not be worthy of asking."

You say, "However... I wish to ask of You that You consider the possibility of conducting my marriage ceremony when it is time."

You cough softly.

You gulp nervously.

Terentia inclines Her head politely to those around Her.

Terentia is enveloped by a pulsing white light and when it fades, She is gone.


I guess that's a no? ._.
Kaalak2010-09-22 00:12:20
message her and ask her to clarify.
Shaddus2010-09-22 00:31:49
QUOTE (Kaalak @ Sep 21 2010, 07:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
message her and ask her to clarify.

you....dont deal with gods much, do you.

never, ever message a god unless its for something like a patron thing.


if she said no, she means no. if she didn't say anything, she probably doesn't mind but pray and ask her closer to the time you want her to try and be around.
Lendren2010-09-22 01:38:45
Not all gods interpret messages the same way. Not all of them even interpret them consistently.
Unknown2010-09-22 01:40:03
QUOTE (Shaddus Mes'ard @ Sep 21 2010, 09:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
you....dont deal with gods much, do you.

never, ever message a god unless its for something like a patron thing.


if she said no, she means no. if she didn't say anything, she probably doesn't mind but pray and ask her closer to the time you want her to try and be around.


I've only ever messaged a god once. It was Lady Terentia, with an old chara.

I got zapped. >_>

I'll try on the day of the wedding and see. Perhaps we can sort out a time that would work for her, Sydney, and I.
Unknown2010-09-22 01:54:46
QUOTE
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Poster: Sivali
Price: -

Brief:
Ruby in the Rough

Description:
Hello ladies, look at your reflection. Now back at this ad, now
back at your reflection. Sadly you don't wear my jewelry, but if
you shopped at Ruby in the Rough, you could wear my jewelry.
Look down, back up, where are you? Hopefully not in Hallifax or
Glomdoring or New Celest or you probably won't be shopping in
Gaudiguch. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it,
powerstones for 1000 gold each. Look again, the powerstones are
now diamonds, piles of them along with every other gemstone in
bulk supply. Anything is possible when you shop at Ruby in the
Rough. I'm on a phoenix. Not really, thing keeps dying. Located
in the middle of the Gaudiguch bazaar, just go north!

Post Date:
2010/09/21 18:16

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That's not OOC (and dumb) at all dry.gif
Shaddus2010-09-22 02:03:09
QUOTE (Pectus Dawneye @ Sep 21 2010, 07:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
That's not OOC (and dumb) at all dry.gif

LULZ.


I almost fell out of my chair, that's awesome!


Today, talking about Gadritan picking on me and then about Munsia.

QUOTE
You murmur to Lorick, "As revenge, I should write her a letter from "Gadritan"
and fill it will sobbing love stories."

Grand Inquisitor Gadritan Sar'Alainn, Dove Chaplain says, "But she was already
of the Light, failed to uphold its tenets, betrayed it, and thus must be burned
into a firey crisp in Methrenton's holy crusade."

Gadritan wags his tail happily.

Grand Inquisitor Gadritan Sar'Alainn, Dove Chaplain says to you, "If you do
that, I swear to you on all the influence and power I still hold with everyone
i've ever known."

Grandmaster Lorick Salceto, Golden Whisper whispers to you, "Oh, how I missed
the smell of your skin, the flesh between my teeth, reminding me of my undying
love of you."
Lilia2010-09-22 03:48:31
QUOTE
(Hallifax): You say, "I just made some poor custodian feel horrible about
himself because I didn't realise he was a custodian of order, rather than
justice."
(Hallifax): Sylandra says, "He will shake it off in time, I am sure."
(Hallifax): Prav says, "A little adversity never hurt anyone."
(Hallifax): Phoebus says, "Yes, well. If he would just stay in his assigned
district, he wouldn't have this problem right now."
(Hallifax): You say, "I know, but I still feel bad. I probably ruined his day."


Phoebus is always so uptight about things not being in their proper place. I love it.
Kaalak2010-09-22 04:01:28
readlog celestines
2010/09/22 03:11:57 - Onyxia stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a new student.

Wat
Llesvelt2010-09-22 04:44:14
QUOTE (Kaalak @ Sep 22 2010, 04:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
readlog celestines
2010/09/22 03:11:57 - Onyxia stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a new student.

Wat


She's just posing as one of you to infiltrate the city.

Just wait and see, soon she will be a Senator and have a permanent place in the throneroom.
Shaddus2010-09-22 04:44:49
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look
A quiet and comfortable study.
As one gazes upon this room, they are first struck by the colossal oak bookshelf
lining the right wall, covered in volumes and volumes of books and journals,
beckoning to be explored. A beautiful, hand woven rug of soft, stark-white wool
occupies the middle of the room, harmonizing with the golden oak hardwood floor.
A simple fireplace rests opposite of the bookshelf, crackling with a welcoming
and soothing fire. Before the fire rests a small, flat and curved couch with a
matching chair, both made of lightly tanned, teak leather. Cream hued pillows
rest on each of the furnishings, inviting one to relax into them with a book. A
slender set of windows lines the eastern wall, allowing the rising sun to flow
in at even slants. The walls of the room are painted with acrylic murals,
depicting a beautiful and ancient city, golden in the rising sun. The
overwhelming odour of decomposing corpses issues from a grisly mammoth throne. A
painting of Gadritan walking away from a huge explosion is proudly exhibited on
a nearby wall.
Grand Inquisitor Gadritan Sar'Alainn, Dove Chaplain sits regally
upon a grisly mammoth throne, eyes brimming with confidence. He wields a shining
star-emblazoned broadsword in each hand.
You see a single exit leading west.

You open your mouth to say something to a painting of Gadritan walking away from
a huge explosion, but speech fails you.

A towering conflagration of smoke and flame consumes the canvas, its billowing
plumes rendered in stunning red and orange. Bits of shrapnel and other debris
appear to fly in all directions, some buzzing the head of the lone figure
depicted walking away from the blast. The large, excessively masculine
loboshigaru boasts rippling muscles, massive biceps, and glossy white fur.
Embers and ash swirl dramatically around the bare-chested warrior as he prowls
down a rubble-strewn street. He is garbed only in tattered canvas trousers, most
of his clothing obviously having been destroyed as he rescued some baby or puppy
from the blaze. He is not even looking back at the cool explosion behind him.
The drying blood smattered on his paws and face suggests a recently pummeled
enemy, while his lupine snarl and the look of fierce determination in his golden
eyes say, "You're next."
It has 220 months of usefulness left.
It weighs about 37 pounds.
It bears the distinctive mark of Daraius Shevat.
Shaddus2010-09-22 04:46:23
QUOTE (Llesvelt @ Sep 21 2010, 10:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
She's just posing as one of you to infiltrate the city.

Just wait and see, soon she will be a Senator and have a permanent place in the throneroom.

I don't get it.
Neos2010-09-22 05:24:38
I log in to test something out and what am I greeted with, but this.
QUOTE
(Clan): Naralis (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Damn, that virgin is insatiable.
Naralis2010-09-22 05:36:07
QUOTE (AquaNeos @ Sep 22 2010, 06:24 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I log in to test something out and what am I greeted with, but this.



Hey now, after seeing a bunch of people getting ravaged by said virgin, you'd say the same thing!

P.S. I'm still gonna play 'Pin the Hammer on the Aquamage when I see you. sleep.gif