Quotes 6

by Shiri

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Furien2009-12-31 10:40:17
QUOTE
You look off to the up and dash speedily away.

Executive Boardroom.
Banks of clouds roil about here. A comforting feeling of privacy pervades the
area. Cririk Adom is here. He wields a delicate crystal staff on which he leans
somewhat for support in his left hand.
You see a single exit leading down (open door).

You say, "Governor, may I intrude for one small question? For scholarly
purposes."

Cririk Adom says, "Running in the official districts is disallowed per
Government Social Behaviour Act II section VI."


Crap.
Gleip2009-12-31 12:52:07
While looking for rocs for the Tosha monestary quest I stumble across this room.

QUOTE
Between a roc and a hard place.
Zallafar2010-01-01 01:53:45
CODE
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You grow still and begin to pray silently for preservation of your soul while you are out of the land.
5530h, 6300m, 7500e, 10p elrx<>-dismount beast
5530h, 6300m, 7500e, 10p elrx<>-beast dismiss
You are not currently riding anything.
5530h, 6300m, 7500e, 10p elrx<>-
You have no beast out of a stable to dismiss.
5530h, 6300m, 7500e, 10p elrx<>-

The rowdy notes of a drinking song, faint at first, then rising to the undisputed intensity of a Dwarf On A Mission, herald the arrival of Ironbeard the Magnanimous who casts his beam of a smile about himself as he arrives.
Laughing deeply, Ironbeard the Magnanimous proclaims, "Happy Anniversary, Zallafar!"
Ironbeard the Magnanimous just gave you a ruby and jade present!
5530h, 6300m, 7500e, 10p elrx<>-
% Connection to Lusternia closed by foreign host.

And I didn't notice until much later; I'd already gone on to something else.
Rika2010-01-01 03:59:00
Anisu says, "How does a talnara joined with a hallifaxian work?"
Anisu says, "It would be like merging two species of borg."
Anisu says, "We are the borg, resistance is futile, your biological distinctive will be added to our own and abused to cary children of the talnara name."
Aerotan2010-01-01 06:06:59
QUOTE
Eventru begins to wield Celina's ego - aka, BERTHA in His left hand.
Arix2010-01-01 07:48:57
Duchess Pectus Dawneye, Protector of the Memories says to you, "Ow. You're
hard."
Llesvelt2010-01-01 22:06:49
You open your eyes and yawn mightily.

(Hallifax): You say, "At some point in the future, I will pick up Aether
Piloting."

You close your eyes, curl up in a ball, and fall asleep.
Rika2010-01-01 22:28:49
Ixchilgal says, "Seriously, am I not enough of a whore to meet the demands of the city?"

Kialkarkea says, "I think we could all stand to be a bit more promiscuous Ixchilgal. Arix has high standards after all."
Arix2010-01-01 23:01:09
since Rika didn't quote it, this was the response to Ixchilgal

(Wishes): Ardmore says, "I could out-whore you any day."
Siam2010-01-01 23:25:55
Siam,



This is my application for joining the Aetherhunt crew, I believe I have
the skills necesarry to be a valuable companion of your crew. I am trans
Aethercraft with skills involving every module, command chair, empathic
grid, battle turret and energy collectors. I have used them to all great
success before. I hope you look at my skills as valuable and I look
forward to speaking with you in more detail about this. Thank you for
taking the time to read my application.


References


Talan Ysav'rai

Xenthos

Shuyin


Your Brother of the Wyrd,


Sidd


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Aliod2010-01-02 07:19:09
(Wishes): Celina says, "I want to raid celest sad.gif It's just fun to kick the
cripple sometimes."
shocked.gif shocked.gif
Jael2010-01-02 16:34:32
A skeletal, brown mare with strong wings of cartilage flaps its wings a few times and lifts you into the skies.
Flying above before the Lich Gate.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. You see exits leading north, southeast, and west.
4106h, 3765m, 4227e, 10p, 18061en, 16955w e-


The rowdy notes of a drinking song, faint at first, then rising to the undisputed intensity of a Dwarf On A Mission, herald the arrival of Ironbeard the Magnanimous who casts his beam of a smile about himself as he arrives.
With a crooked grin, Ironbeard the Magnanimous gushes, "Because it's a special time. A special celebration, Jael!"
Ironbeard the Magnanimous just gave you a ruby and jade present!
4106h, 3765m, 4227e, 10p, 18061en, 16955w e-


You have recovered balance on all limbs.
4106h, 3765m, 4227e, 10p, 18061en, 16955w ex-


Ironbeard the Magnanimous falls away to the ground.
Vathael2010-01-03 03:14:49
Ileein points his staff at Munsia, and electricity crackles across its length before it discharges a bolt of blue lightning that slams into Munsia in an explosion of cobalt sparks.
6151h, 7260m, 9205e, 10p, 29400en, 12142w eslrxkd<>- <*BHSPFA>

Arte takes a drink from a diamond vial.
6151h, 7260m, 9205e, 10p, 29400en, 12142w eslrxkd<>- <*BHSPFA>

Arte takes a drink from a jade vial.
6151h, 7260m, 9205e, 10p, 29400en, 12142w eslrxkd<>- <*BHSPFA>

Arte eats a plug of coltsfoot.
6151h, 7260m, 9205e, 10p, 29400en, 12142w eslrxkd<>- <*BHSPFA>

Arte leaves to the west.
6151h, 7260m, 9205e, 10p, 29400en, 12142w eslrxkd<>- <*BHSPFA>

You feel the Id channel open again.
6151h, 7260m, 9205e, 10p, 29400en, 12156w esilrxkd<>- <*BHSPFA>
sq d

You bleed 56 health.
6095h, 7260m, 9205e, 10p, 29400en, 12156w esilrxkd<>- <*BHSPFA>
A burning desert. (lost)
A haze of smoke rages here. Radiating a blinding incandescence, the Matrix stands here atop a small fulcrum of opaque crystal. A bronze dragon turtle with black wings rests here, an air of majesty on his features.
You can see no further.
6095h, 7260m, 9205e, 10p, 29400en, 12156w esilrxkd<>- <*BHSPFA>

You feel the Superstratus channel open again.
6095h, 7260m, 9205e, 10p, 29400en, 12156w esSilrxkd<>- <*BHSPFA>

You suddenly perceive the vague outline of an aura of rebounding around Munsia.
6095h, 7260m, 9205e, 10p, 29400en, 12156w esSilrxkd<>- <*BHSPFA>

You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
6095h, 7260m, 9205e, 10p, 29400en, 12156w esSilrxkd<>-

A hefty hexahedron twirls and spins angrily shooting several beams of incandescent light that burn away your flesh.
5621h, 7260m, 9205e, 10p, 29400en, 12156w esSilrxkd<>-
sip health
outr sparkleberry
eat sparkleberry

Rika razes Munsia's aura of rebounding with a floral hammer of tempered steel.
5621h, 7260m, 9205e, 10p, 29400en, 12156w esSilrxkd<>- <**HSPFA>
You take a drink from an amethyst vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
6930h, 7260m, 9205e, 10p, 29400en, 12156w esSilrxkd<>- <**HSPFA>

Rika razes Munsia's speed defence with a floral hammer of tempered steel.
6930h, 7260m, 9205e, 10p, 29400en, 12156w esSilrxkd<>- <**HSPFA>
You remove 1 sparkleberry, bringing the total in the Rift to 496.
6930h, 7260m, 9205e, 10p, 29400en, 12156w esSilrxkd<>- <**HSPFA>
You eat a sparkleberry.
You feel your health, mana and ego replenished.
7060h, 7260m, 9205e, 10p, 29400en, 12156w esSilrxkd<>- <**HSPFA>

Munsia takes a long drag off her pipe.
7060h, 7260m, 9205e, 10p, 29400en, 12156w esSilrxkd<>- <**HSPFA>

Munsia takes a drink from an amethyst vial.
7060h, 7260m, 9205e, 10p, 29400en, 12156w esSilrxkd<>- <**HSPFA>

The air around a hefty hexahedron distorts and twists before blasting towards you. You howl in pain as the biting wind slices into your skin.
6803h, 7260m, 9205e, 10p, 29400en, 12156w esSilrxkd<>- <**HSPFA>

Arte arrives from the west.
6803h, 7260m, 9205e, 10p, 29400en, 12156w esSilrxkd<>- <**HSPFA>

Doman mutters and traces a cobalt blue pentagram in the air that remains hovering before him.
6803h, 7260m, 9205e, 10p, 29400en, 12156w esSilrxkd<>- <**HSPFA>

You may be healed by a scroll again.
6803h, 7260m, 9205e, 10p, 29400en, 12156w esSilrxkd<>- <**HSPFA>
Arte leaps into the air and launches a flying kick at the Opal Sphere of Symmetrical Accord.
Arte connects.

6803h, 7260m, 9205e, 10p, 29400en, 12156w esSilrxkd<>- <**HSPFA>
Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
smoke 57627
That person has no psionic barrier.
6803h, 7260m, 9205e, 10p, 29400en, 12156w esSilrxkd<>- <**HSPFA>

Ileein points his staff at you, and electricity crackles across its length before it discharges a bolt of blue lightning that slams into you in an explosion of cobalt sparks.
5910h, 7260m, 9205e, 10p, 29400en, 12156w esSilrxkd<>- <**HSPFA>
read 67266
recharge 67266 from cube
You must wait before you can order your beast again.
5910h, 7260m, 9205e, 10p, 29400en, 12156w esSilrxkd<>- <**HSPFA>
You carefully pinch the esophagus of Arte.
Arte coughs and splutters.
5910h, 7260m, 8873e, 10p, 29400en, 12106w esSlrxkd<>- <**HSPFA>
You excite the air around Arte.
The air around Arte suddenly erupts into flames, scorching his body.
The clouds around Arte thunder and a bolt of lightning strikes you.
5881h, 7260m, 8731e, 10p, 29400en, 12056w eSlrxkd<>- <**HSPFA>
You hurl a blade of thought into Arte's mind.
Arte cries out and holds his head.
The clouds around Arte thunder and a bolt of lightning strikes you.
5852h, 7260m, 8589e, 10p, 29400en, 11966w elrxkd<>- <**HSPFA>

5852h, 7260m, 8589e, 10p, 29400en, 11966w elrxkd<>- <**HSPFA>
You take a long drag off your pipe.
5852h, 7260m, 8589e, 10p, 29400en, 11966w elrxkd<>- <**HSPFA>

Arte suddenly cries out and falls on his face.
Psionic activity crackles in the air on the id channel of Munsia.
5852h, 7260m, 8589e, 10p, 29400en, 11966w elrxkd<>- <**HSPFA>

Psionic activity crackles in the air on the substratus channel of Munsia.
The flames around Arte suddenly erupt into a blazing pyre.
The clouds around Arte thunder and a bolt of lightning strikes Munsia.
5852h, 7260m, 8589e, 10p, 29400en, 11966w elrxkd<>- <**HSPFA>
5852h, 7260m, 8589e, 10p, 29400en, 11966w elrxkd<>- <**HSPFA>

Arte cries out and holds his head.
Psionic activity crackles in the air on the superstratus channel of Munsia.
The clouds around Arte thunder and a bolt of lightning strikes Munsia.
5852h, 7260m, 8589e, 10p, 29400en, 11966w elrxkd<>- <**HSPFA>
You read a Scroll of Healing.
You feel an invigorating energy rush through you.
6487h, 7260m, 9204e, 10p, 29400en, 11966w elrxkd<>- <**HSPFA>
You recharge a Scroll of Healing with 1 charges from an energy cube.
6487h, 7260m, 9204e, 10p, 29400en, 11966w elrxkd<>- <**HSPFA>

Munsia eats a sparkleberry.
6487h, 7260m, 9204e, 10p, 29400en, 11966w elrxkd<>- <**HSPFA>
You weave your illusion.
6487h, 7235m, 9204e, 10p, 29400en, 11961w lrxkd<>- <**HSPFA>

A hefty hexahedron hurls itself into your legs, the blow accompanied by an agonizing crack.
6125h, 7235m, 9204e, 10p, 29400en, 11961w lrxkd<>- <**HSPFA>

With a loud hiss of steam, you sigh in relief as the waters put out the flames on your body.
6125h, 7235m, 9204e, 10p, 29400en, 11975w lrxkd<>- <**HSPFA>

You may order your beast again.
-------BEAST BALANCE------
6125h, 7235m, 9204e, 10p, 29400en, 11975w lrxkd<>- <**HSPFA>

The Opal Sphere of Symmetrical Accord shimmers brilliantly as an inner light dances wildly across its surface.
Lancing up from the ground, a great spike of crystal violently rips through Arte's torso.
Arte has been slain by the Opal Sphere of Symmetrical Accord.

Arte drops the corpse of an enormous gorgog.
Arte drops the corpse of an enormous gorgog.
Arte drops the corpse of an enormous gorgog.
A hefty hexahedron twirls and spins angrily shooting several beams of incandescent light that burn away your flesh.
5676h, 7235m, 9204e, 10p, 29400en, 11975w lrxkd<>- <**HSPFA>

Whaaaaaat's gonna work? Teeeeeeeamwork.

EDIT: Woah, that was bigger than I thought it was going to be.
Lendren2010-01-03 05:27:39
QUOTE
A noisy clockwork yoyo catches a chicken with its spin and draws it up into your hands.
A chicken wriggles in your hand, trying to escape.

Poor chicken. Later it got loose in Starhaven but kept getting caught by the yoyo again and again.
Everiine2010-01-03 05:32:07
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(Serenguard): You say, "My office for a forger..."
(Serenguard): Turnus says, "Were it not that I was so in love with the monotony of herbalism."
(Serenguard): You say, "Smoke some coltsfoot you masochist."
(Serenguard): Turnus says, "That's the only way I can sleep at night, in fact."
Lehki2010-01-03 05:38:22
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(House of Shadows): Sadie says, "--> You appear to have caused an untrapped error in the code. Please don't execute this command again right now."

(House of Shadows): Sadie says, "Wtf?"

(House of Shadows): Selskia says, "PFff, I do that all the time."

(House of Shadows): Selskia says, "I broke gemcutting, and a room, before."

(House of Shadows): You say, "Never got that before Sadie?"

(House of Shadows): Sadie says, "Nope."

(House of Shadows): Selskia says, "The latter was immediately followed by a crash of Lusternia. I think I mighta caused it."

(House of Shadows): Sadie says, "It's broken again."

(House of Shadows): You say, "Untrapped error means like."

(House of Shadows): Sadie says, "I can't harvest T___T."

(House of Shadows): You say, "Something in the code for some reason returned a type of error message that wasn't expected, so the code doesn't know how to handle it."

(House of Shadows): Sadie says, "What do I do?"

(House of Shadows): Sadie says, "D:."

--------------------------------( 2010/01/03 05:34:18 )---
We're aware there's a bug. Please be patient.
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(House of Shadows): You say, "XD."

(House of Shadows): Selskia says, "Lolz."
Rika2010-01-03 06:15:59
Anisu tells you, "Know the bedroom in aquila?"

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Arix2010-01-03 23:15:45
(Wishes): Ixchilgal says, "Our nexus guardian is Afroman. "I was gonna teach
some noobs, but then I got high. I was gonna induct some people too, but then I
got high. The city has no skills, and I know why! Because I got high, because I
got high, because I got high."
Nori2010-01-04 00:16:10
(Glomdoring): Talan says, "There is an elder ravenwood standing here, issuing occasional come-hither gestures with its branches to all passing totem carvers. Would someone take pity?"
Munsia2010-01-04 01:21:04
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Sohei Sahmiam Llaewell, the Eternal Dec (Open pasture)

Sahmiam is a first generation member of the Llaewell family by marriage.
Sahmiam was born into the Great House of Mes'ard.
Spouse:
Raewyn Llaewell
Grandparents:
Ixchilgal Mes'ard
Munsia D'cente`

Athine n'Kylbar
Thoros d'Murani


He came home sad.gif