I'd love to do the faire, but all that stuff confuses me.

Same! Most quests are really hard for me, actually, but the faire won't be around forever, and is totally worth it! It's ok to ask for help, most people are willing to give you a nudge when you need it, it seems.

I'm just sitting around, waiting for those stupid barkers and strongmen to be uninfluenced. I'm beginning to think that it's a myth that they ever are.

THEY TAKE SO LONG AND I HATE THEM

But no, they do get laidback eventually. Eventually. Just be prepared to stare at them forever. Really I just think it seems like it takes so long because other than revolts we don't really ever spend our time sitting and staring at uninfluencable things.

Lyreth kisses you passionately.
With a sudden lurch, the world around you becomes a blur as your body stretches and lengthens into its familiar faeling changeling shape. Your time as a toad has ended, though the troublesome craving for flies lingers.

As Lyreth kisses you, warts break out over His skin which then turns green and slimy. Finally, He shrinks and transforms into a large, ugly toad!

Lyreth kisses a warty toad passionately.
A warty toad wobbles about uncertainly and turns a pale shade of green before suddenly stretching and transforming into a merian lady. Shaking her head, Kelly stands before you where once there was a toad, looking slightly disoriented and perplexed with her tongue lolling out the side of her mouth.

As Lyreth kisses Kelly, warts break out over His skin which then turns green and slimy. Finally, He shrinks and transforms into a large, ugly toad!
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tap
You tap your foot with mild impatience.
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Gnostic Caerulo says, "Didn't you start the game?"
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A warty toad fills Its neck pouch with air and lets loose with a loud "RIBBIT!"
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say Why can't I do it?!
You say, "Why can't I do it?!"
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Caerulo kisses a warty toad passionately.
A warty toad wobbles about uncertainly and turns a pale shade of green before suddenly stretching and transforming into a immortal. Shaking His head, Lyreth stands before you where once there was a toad, looking slightly disoriented and perplexed with His tongue lolling out the side of His mouth.

As Caerulo kisses Lyreth, warts break out over his skin which then turns green and slimy. Finally, he shrinks and transforms into a large, ugly toad!
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Lyreth kisses a warty toad passionately.
A warty toad wobbles about uncertainly and turns a pale shade of green before suddenly stretching and transforming into a human. Shaking his head, Caerulo stands before you where once there was a toad, looking slightly disoriented and perplexed with his tongue lolling out the side of his mouth.

As Lyreth kisses Caerulo, warts break out over His skin which then turns green and slimy. Finally, He shrinks and transforms into a large, ugly toad!
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Caerulo kisses a warty toad passionately.
A warty toad wobbles about uncertainly and turns a pale shade of green before suddenly stretching and transforming into a immortal. Shaking His head, Lyreth stands before you where once there was a toad, looking slightly disoriented and perplexed with His tongue lolling out the side of His mouth.

You quickly toss a glistening glass slipper to Sakr, who catches it nimbly.
Neos has thrown the slipper to Sakr!
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The faeling godmother glares angrily at Sakr, pointing accusingly at the glass slipper in his
hands before flourishing her wand above her head and, in a flash of emerald light, turning him
into a toad!
The faeling godmother gasps in surprise as the glass slipper disappears in a whirl of sparkling
light, and begins to search for it once again.
Sakr has been turned into a toad by the faeling godmother and is out!
Sakr leaves to the ether.
Rivius now has the glass slipper.

Squire Fizgig, of the Armies of Light (Male Dwarf).

Didn't know clowns existed outside the wayfaire... And as a paradigmatics couldn't you... Imagine that you weren't, or something?

(Call of Nature): Inagin says, "Give him it slowly."

(Call of Nature): Inagin says, "This sounds weird but shake your balls."

The Norns, Administrators of Fate say in unison, "The plural of loti is FUUUU-."

The Norns, Administrators of Fate say in unison, "The plural of loti is FUUUU-."

You give 25 gold sovereigns to a faire barker.
A faire barker nods his head emphatically.
A faire barker exclaims, "Alright, alright! Let's see you give it a shot! The instructions are right here on the board!"
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(clan): Pectus says, "Back."
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A faire barker exclaims, "Just grab it real nice and use it on that there metal spot, got it? I'll give ya a token if you can make the bell ring!"
Gestures with his cane, offers a wink and a tip of his hat before tossing you a hammer with a cloth head lightly.
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use hammer
A faire barker exclaims, "You've got two minutes to start, or I'll take it back!"
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You clutch a hammer with a cloth head firmly, preparing to use it.
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You grab a hammer with a cloth head by the handle and assume an aggressive stance, and cock the hammer back. With a triumphant roar you swing the hammer down upon the metal platform, and eagerly watch the little metal hammer rise up the shaft and slam into the bell!
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***DING DING DING***
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***DING DING DING***
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***DING DING DING***
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***DING DING DING***
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A faire barker slaps his hand against your open palm and offers you a wink, before returning to his work. You feel as though he's just slipped you something.
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Silver-Winged Mnemosyne Zayah says, "Purple carrot cake with pink cotton candy frosting."
An energetic jester exclaims, "Oooh! Baby, I haven't had one of those in YEARS! Hand 'em here!"

Finally, being a tae'dae is worth something.