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Unknown2010-10-12 00:53:59
QUOTE
Having been too much for the mortal threads of Inagin, he screams in agony as flames engulf his body and burn it to a crisp.


Inagin bacon! biggrin.gif
Casilu2010-10-12 01:48:36

(Ship): Daraius says, "Ileein, Casilu is currently our primary siphoner. You may feel free to give us lectures on your current areas of study."

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Ileein2010-10-12 02:02:12
Yessssssss.

If you weren't AFK before...
Unknown2010-10-12 02:05:15
QUOTE (casilu @ Oct 11 2010, 09:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(Ship): Daraius says, "Ileein, Casilu is currently our primary siphoner. You may feel free to give us lectures on your current areas of study."

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I think my eyelids literally gained five pounds at that comment. suspicious.gif
Unknown2010-10-12 02:08:16
Ackleberry Triple Junction. (road).
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. A milestone juts up from the ground here. Attached to a wooden post here is a large metal bell. A cow lays on its side, pathetically flailing its legs.
You see exits leading north, east, southeast, south, west, and northwest (open door).

That can happen? O_O
Ssaliss2010-10-12 02:14:32
QUOTE (Kayte @ Oct 12 2010, 04:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ackleberry Triple Junction. (road).
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. A milestone juts up from the ground here. Attached to a wooden post here is a large metal bell. A cow lays on its side, pathetically flailing its legs.
You see exits leading north, east, southeast, south, west, and northwest (open door).

That can happen? O_O

I think that happens when you PUSH the cow or something. Never tried it though, but I've seen others go on cow-tipping sprees...
Neos2010-10-12 02:16:14
QUOTE (Kayte @ Oct 11 2010, 10:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ackleberry Triple Junction. (road).
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. A milestone juts up from the ground here. Attached to a wooden post here is a large metal bell. A cow lays on its side, pathetically flailing its legs.
You see exits leading north, east, southeast, south, west, and northwest (open door).

That can happen? O_O


Yes, when you push them. I tend to do that, when they get really annoying.
Unknown2010-10-12 02:18:18
QUOTE (Ssaliss @ Oct 11 2010, 11:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I think that happens when you PUSH the cow or something. Never tried it though, but I've seen others go on cow-tipping sprees...

Ahah. happy.gif

push cow
You give a cow a push.
A cow aimlessly wanders off to the south.
3780h, 4140m, 4680e, 10p, 16400en, 18800w esSixkd-
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Old Imperial Road. (road).
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. A jade dragon turtle with a spiky tail rests here, an air of majesty on her features.
You see exits leading south and northwest.
3780h, 4140m, 4680e, 10p, 16400en, 18800w esSixkd-
s
Old Imperial Road. (road).
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. A cow wanders about aimlessly, minding its own business and paying you no attention.
You see exits leading north and southeast.
3780h, 4140m, 4680e, 10p, 16398en, 18800w esSixkd-
push cow
You give a cow a push.
3780h, 4140m, 4680e, 10p, 16398en, 18800w esSixkd-

A cow wobbles uncertainly, then tips over!
3780h, 4140m, 4680e, 10p, 16398en, 18800w esSixkd-
ql
Old Imperial Road. (road).
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. A jade dragon turtle with a spiky tail rests here, an air of majesty on her features. A cow lays on its side, pathetically flailing its legs.
You see exits leading north and southeast.
3780h, 4140m, 4680e, 10p, 16400en, 18800w esSixkd-
Casilu2010-10-12 02:39:17
QUOTE (Ileein @ Oct 11 2010, 07:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yessssssss.

If you weren't AFK before...


Someone had to take out the trash.
Daraius2010-10-12 02:55:59
QUOTE (Ileein @ Oct 11 2010, 10:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yessssssss.

If you weren't AFK before...


I like Ileein's lectures, but apparently it bored my internet connection to death, too. Sorry guys. sad.gif

(Or, alternatively, you're welcome!)
Everiine2010-10-12 03:04:06
QUOTE (AquaNeos @ Oct 11 2010, 10:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yes, when you push them. I tend to do that, when they get really annoying.

The funny thing is, if they are lassoed, they will still follow you. It creates a wonderful image of a hunter dragging a cow behind him, huffing and puffing from all of the exhertion, while the cow merely lays on its side pathetically mooing the whole time.
Isa2010-10-12 03:33:03
QUOTE (AquaNeos @ Oct 12 2010, 02:16 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yes, when you push them. I tend to do that, when they get really annoying.



Greeeeeeeeeeeeat. Lusternian cow-tipping. And I thought I was getting to escape from the rednecks! ;-) j/k
Sylandra2010-10-12 06:34:50
QUOTE (Daraius @ Oct 11 2010, 10:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I like Ileein's lectures, but apparently it bored my internet connection to death, too. Sorry guys. sad.gif

(Or, alternatively, you're welcome!)

Great I do homework and miss Ileein rants. sad.gif

You gaiz get all the fun.
Neos2010-10-12 06:53:04
QUOTE
(A CLAN I AM NOT PART OF): Sahmiam (from the Astral Plane) says, "The real problem is when too many come at once. I'm only mortal. Everyone has their limit as to how many virgins they can take simultaneously."

Kiradawea2010-10-12 07:37:30
Cow tipping does not work. Cows are HEAVY!
Unknown2010-10-12 10:53:38
QUOTE (Kiradawea @ Oct 12 2010, 04:37 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Cow tipping does not work. Cows are HEAVY!


Gotta push them twice.
Unknown2010-10-12 10:56:16
Oh Celest, my dear home Celest...

QUOTE
(Celest): You say, "Morning Celest, anything exciting going on?"

(Celest): Linde says, "Only death."

(Celest): You say, "Lovely."

(Celest): You say, "What flavour?"

*, "What's going on?"

* tells you, "Aetherhunt."


Here I am, thinking it's a raid since I don't have my deathsight up... @_@
Kiradawea2010-10-12 11:16:02
No I meant, in reality, you can't tip cows. They are much too heavy, and good at not letting themselves be tipped over. Need at least four people.
Ssaliss2010-10-12 11:45:30
QUOTE (Kiradawea @ Oct 12 2010, 01:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
No I meant, in reality, you can't tip cows. They are much too heavy, and good at not letting themselves be tipped over. Need at least four people.

Is that an estimate, or a number you've reached through experimentation? blink.gif
Unknown2010-10-12 12:15:51
QUOTE (Kiradawea @ Oct 12 2010, 08:16 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
No I meant, in reality, you can't tip cows. They are much too heavy, and good at not letting themselves be tipped over. Need at least four people.


Good sir. -grabs farm boy outfit- I shall film myself pushing over a cow. Well, I could've if I still lived where I used to. But I'm lame and moved from hickville. tongue.gif