Unknown2010-01-04 04:07:00
QUOTE
314 Public a slice of kafe flavoured sponge
942 Public a peach and honey birthday cake
948 Public a slice of kafe cake
966 Public a bunny carrot cake
942 Public a peach and honey birthday cake
948 Public a slice of kafe cake
966 Public a bunny carrot cake
Mmh.. Cleaning supplies.
Mortexia2010-01-04 08:30:13
Before the Eternal Flame.
survey
You discern:
You stand within the Capital City of the Free Commonwealth of Gaudiguch.
Your environment conforms to that of burning urban.
You are within the continent of the Basin of Life.
You are in the Prime Material Plane.
Malarious jumps onto an aquamarine surfboard and surfs off to the east.
You tell Malarious, "Exactly how did you surf on solid ground?"
Malarious tells you, "I am THAT awesome."
Ok, not sure if this qualifies, but I thought it was amusing.
survey
You discern:
You stand within the Capital City of the Free Commonwealth of Gaudiguch.
Your environment conforms to that of burning urban.
You are within the continent of the Basin of Life.
You are in the Prime Material Plane.
Malarious jumps onto an aquamarine surfboard and surfs off to the east.
You tell Malarious, "Exactly how did you surf on solid ground?"
Malarious tells you, "I am THAT awesome."
Ok, not sure if this qualifies, but I thought it was amusing.
Arix2010-01-04 09:08:47
The muffled turning and grumbling of wheels on stone pass by outside, followed
by the sharp crack of a beastmaster's whip.
Zallafar has been slain in Glade of Champions by Wildeflower Aramel Talnara.
by the sharp crack of a beastmaster's whip.
Zallafar has been slain in Glade of Champions by Wildeflower Aramel Talnara.
Mortexia2010-01-04 09:09:39
The muffled turning and grumbling of wheels on stone pass by outside, followed
by the sharp crack of a beastmaster's whip.
Zallafar has been slain in Glade of Champions by Wildeflower Aramel Talnara.
(*): Arix says, "Death by BDSM."
by the sharp crack of a beastmaster's whip.
Zallafar has been slain in Glade of Champions by Wildeflower Aramel Talnara.
(*): Arix says, "Death by BDSM."
Arix2010-01-04 09:23:37
stat e
|-------------------------------------------------------------- ENEMIED TO|
| Kelpies Ladantine Tosha |
| Arthar'rt Kephera Nil |
| Ghostwolves FashionPolice |
|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
It was bound to happen sooner or later
|-------------------------------------------------------------- ENEMIED TO|
| Kelpies Ladantine Tosha |
| Arthar'rt Kephera Nil |
| Ghostwolves FashionPolice |
|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
It was bound to happen sooner or later
Doman2010-01-04 10:30:54
Casilu says, "Good milk comes from Happy cows. Happy cows
come from Gaudiguch. Munsia brand milk, don't ask where it came from."
come from Gaudiguch. Munsia brand milk, don't ask where it came from."
Saaga2010-01-05 00:02:43
Elostian's pets are incredibly cute.
QUOTE
Mushka streaks in, sitting up and adjusting her velvet stole.
Dantes scurries out of the shadows in pursuit of Mushka.
look
Ministry of Postal Services.
Banks of clouds roil about here. Just inside the entrance is a long, tall, aquamarine counter next to racks of old-fashioned writing paper. Strange chirping and humming sounds emanate from behind the tall aquamarine partition that shields the rest of the room from sight. A slight breeze swirls in through the narrow, open doorway in the partition. Suffused with a faint glow, a dark blue chair of crystal gemstones stands here. Refracting available light, a deep blue desk stands here, drawers askew. A satiny black-furred rat sits here patiently, occasionally grooming her fur. A sleek white-furred rat sits here on his hind legs, twitching his whiskers furiously. Historian Tekora Freewind, Aeromantic Sage is here. He wields a delicate crystal staff in his left hand.
You see exits leading northeast, southeast, southwest, and northwest.
5786h, 6537m, 5506e, 10p, 26140en, 30595w esSilrxkdb-
Tekora coughs softly.
Your eyes sparkle with amusement at Mushka, of the Dusk.
p mushka
Mushka is a shapely rat, her sleek black fur beautifully arranged over her well-proportioned form. She is a solid night-black in colour, including her ears, tail and tiny black nose. Her twilight-blue eyes are solemn in expression though her quivering whiskers suggest an alertness of character. She is wearing a tiny embroidered stole of deep-blue velvet, shrugged stylishly over her diminutive shoulders. Whenever she scurries off, the stole is pushed up out of the way, to be quickly replaced with great care when she stops moving. She has long, elegant paws like hands which she gestures with expressively when she talks.
Mushka, of the Dusk looks to be crushingly strong.
She is strangely weightless.
She is loyal to Elostian, the Enigma.
You cannot see what Mushka, of the Dusk is holding.
5786h, 6537m, 5506e, 10p, 26140en, 30595w esSilrxkdb-
p dantes
This diminutive rat has stylish white fur, well-groomed with every hair perfectly in place. He is pure white without any markings, his tiny pink nose twitching constantly to catch the most interesting scents. He occasionally runs one small paw along his handsome whiskers, smoothing them back into place like a magnificent moustache. A stylish little blue silk neckerchief is tied around his neck in a complex knot, hiding a small monocle within its folds. His twilight-blue eyes twinkle with mischief and charm.
Dantes, of the Dawn looks to be crushingly strong.
He is strangely weightless.
He is loyal to Elostian, the Enigma.
You cannot see what Dantes, of the Dawn is holding.
You pat Dantes, of the Dawn in a friendly manner.
Dantes, of the Dawn says, "Hello there, Dean."
Mushka, of the Dusk says, "Dantes made me follow him, he wants to request more spacious living quarters."
"Shh!" says Dantes, of the Dawn, putting a finger to his lips.
Dantes, of the Dawn says, "Let me properly phrase it, or I'll never get her to agree."
Mushka, of the Dusk rolls her eyes.
Eyes twinkling, you say to Dantes, of the Dawn, "Greetings... Dantes. Is the Cathedral not spaceous enough?"
You say to Dantes, of the Dawn, "You are welcome to rephrase, Dantes."
Dantes, of the Dawn says, "The chamber that has been designated as our living quarters is rather small, I would like to file a request to have the Nave be our home. It is still a bit small but it will have to do."
Mushka, of the Dusk says, "The Nave? Are you mad? That place is gargantuan, we will never get it to warm up."
You have emoted: Saaga'skin pulses with an erratic sapphire luminescence as she eyes the rats with amusement. She then nods gravely and tilts her head, listening to the rats' requests.
Dantes, of the Dawn says, "Hmm, maybe you are right, maybe this requires some more thought."
Dantes, of the Dawn says, "We shall be back. Give our regards to His Holiness."
Mushka, of the Dusk says, "His Eminence."
You say to Dantes, of the Dawn, "Are you not happy with the accommodation provided? And which chamber do you mean, exactly?"
Dantes, of the Dawn says, "The Library. It's very dark in there."
You choke back a laugh as Mushka, of the Dusk releases a painfully accurate kick to Dantes, of the Dawn's shin in retribution for his behaviour.
"Shh!" Mushka, of the Dusk says to Dantes, of the Dawn, putting a finger to her lips.
"Ooowwwww!", Dantes, of the Dawn whines.
You have emoted: Saaga takes on a solemn expression, pretending to not having heard Dantes' last words.
You pat Dantes, of the Dawn in a friendly manner.
You wink conspiratorially at Mushka, of the Dusk.
Mushka, of the Dusk says, "It is about time we depart, I need to talk with Dantes."
You nod your head sagely.
Dantes, of the Dawn says, "Oh dear, here we go."
Dantes and Mushka quickly scurry into the shadows.
Dantes scurries out of the shadows in pursuit of Mushka.
look
Ministry of Postal Services.
Banks of clouds roil about here. Just inside the entrance is a long, tall, aquamarine counter next to racks of old-fashioned writing paper. Strange chirping and humming sounds emanate from behind the tall aquamarine partition that shields the rest of the room from sight. A slight breeze swirls in through the narrow, open doorway in the partition. Suffused with a faint glow, a dark blue chair of crystal gemstones stands here. Refracting available light, a deep blue desk stands here, drawers askew. A satiny black-furred rat sits here patiently, occasionally grooming her fur. A sleek white-furred rat sits here on his hind legs, twitching his whiskers furiously. Historian Tekora Freewind, Aeromantic Sage is here. He wields a delicate crystal staff in his left hand.
You see exits leading northeast, southeast, southwest, and northwest.
5786h, 6537m, 5506e, 10p, 26140en, 30595w esSilrxkdb-
Tekora coughs softly.
Your eyes sparkle with amusement at Mushka, of the Dusk.
p mushka
Mushka is a shapely rat, her sleek black fur beautifully arranged over her well-proportioned form. She is a solid night-black in colour, including her ears, tail and tiny black nose. Her twilight-blue eyes are solemn in expression though her quivering whiskers suggest an alertness of character. She is wearing a tiny embroidered stole of deep-blue velvet, shrugged stylishly over her diminutive shoulders. Whenever she scurries off, the stole is pushed up out of the way, to be quickly replaced with great care when she stops moving. She has long, elegant paws like hands which she gestures with expressively when she talks.
Mushka, of the Dusk looks to be crushingly strong.
She is strangely weightless.
She is loyal to Elostian, the Enigma.
You cannot see what Mushka, of the Dusk is holding.
5786h, 6537m, 5506e, 10p, 26140en, 30595w esSilrxkdb-
p dantes
This diminutive rat has stylish white fur, well-groomed with every hair perfectly in place. He is pure white without any markings, his tiny pink nose twitching constantly to catch the most interesting scents. He occasionally runs one small paw along his handsome whiskers, smoothing them back into place like a magnificent moustache. A stylish little blue silk neckerchief is tied around his neck in a complex knot, hiding a small monocle within its folds. His twilight-blue eyes twinkle with mischief and charm.
Dantes, of the Dawn looks to be crushingly strong.
He is strangely weightless.
He is loyal to Elostian, the Enigma.
You cannot see what Dantes, of the Dawn is holding.
You pat Dantes, of the Dawn in a friendly manner.
Dantes, of the Dawn says, "Hello there, Dean."
Mushka, of the Dusk says, "Dantes made me follow him, he wants to request more spacious living quarters."
"Shh!" says Dantes, of the Dawn, putting a finger to his lips.
Dantes, of the Dawn says, "Let me properly phrase it, or I'll never get her to agree."
Mushka, of the Dusk rolls her eyes.
Eyes twinkling, you say to Dantes, of the Dawn, "Greetings... Dantes. Is the Cathedral not spaceous enough?"
You say to Dantes, of the Dawn, "You are welcome to rephrase, Dantes."
Dantes, of the Dawn says, "The chamber that has been designated as our living quarters is rather small, I would like to file a request to have the Nave be our home. It is still a bit small but it will have to do."
Mushka, of the Dusk says, "The Nave? Are you mad? That place is gargantuan, we will never get it to warm up."
You have emoted: Saaga'skin pulses with an erratic sapphire luminescence as she eyes the rats with amusement. She then nods gravely and tilts her head, listening to the rats' requests.
Dantes, of the Dawn says, "Hmm, maybe you are right, maybe this requires some more thought."
Dantes, of the Dawn says, "We shall be back. Give our regards to His Holiness."
Mushka, of the Dusk says, "His Eminence."
You say to Dantes, of the Dawn, "Are you not happy with the accommodation provided? And which chamber do you mean, exactly?"
Dantes, of the Dawn says, "The Library. It's very dark in there."
You choke back a laugh as Mushka, of the Dusk releases a painfully accurate kick to Dantes, of the Dawn's shin in retribution for his behaviour.
"Shh!" Mushka, of the Dusk says to Dantes, of the Dawn, putting a finger to her lips.
"Ooowwwww!", Dantes, of the Dawn whines.
You have emoted: Saaga takes on a solemn expression, pretending to not having heard Dantes' last words.
You pat Dantes, of the Dawn in a friendly manner.
You wink conspiratorially at Mushka, of the Dusk.
Mushka, of the Dusk says, "It is about time we depart, I need to talk with Dantes."
You nod your head sagely.
Dantes, of the Dawn says, "Oh dear, here we go."
Dantes and Mushka quickly scurry into the shadows.
Tervic2010-01-05 00:35:52
QUOTE (Xavius @ Jan 4 2010, 03:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Pretty sure the phrase is supposed to be "screen door on a submarine," with an implication similar to the spaceship reference.
Right, and that's hilarious, but -everyone- knows that spaceships use forcefields to keep the air in.
Mortexia2010-01-05 01:47:08
QUOTE (Xavius @ Jan 4 2010, 05:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Pretty sure the phrase is supposed to be "screen door on a submarine," with an implication similar to the spaceship reference.
That one I get, battleship made me think of a space ship for some reason >_>
Aramel2010-01-05 13:09:52
I'm wayyyy behind schedule, but:
Message #1070 Sent by: (system)
11/06 04:33 "Xenthos has assigned a fine of 1000000gp to be unenemied to the Ebonguard Guild. To pay this fine, go to the Hall of Records and type: DIPLOMACY EBONGUARD PAY FINE."
HOLY CRAP, what was that?
Message #1070 Sent by: (system)
11/06 04:33 "Xenthos has assigned a fine of 1000000gp to be unenemied to the Ebonguard Guild. To pay this fine, go to the Hall of Records and type: DIPLOMACY EBONGUARD PAY FINE."
HOLY CRAP, what was that?
Lendren2010-01-05 13:59:07
There's an upper absurdity limit on fines, and some people feel a need to push on it.
Unknown2010-01-05 14:04:42
Your soul's karma stands at 0%.
You have:
The karmic curse of death: 24 hours 59 min. (100 karma to lift)
See HELP KARMA for information on karmic blessings and curses.
Finally, I get to see what karma curses actually do!
You have:
The karmic curse of death: 24 hours 59 min. (100 karma to lift)
See HELP KARMA for information on karmic blessings and curses.
Finally, I get to see what karma curses actually do!
Xavius2010-01-05 15:34:36
QUOTE (Azoth Nae'blis @ Jan 5 2010, 08:04 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Your soul's karma stands at 0%.
You have:
The karmic curse of death: 24 hours 59 min. (100 karma to lift)
See HELP KARMA for information on karmic blessings and curses.
Finally, I get to see what karma curses actually do!
You have:
The karmic curse of death: 24 hours 59 min. (100 karma to lift)
See HELP KARMA for information on karmic blessings and curses.
Finally, I get to see what karma curses actually do!
You're going to end up peaced for a very, very long time.
Sidd2010-01-05 16:30:54
QUOTE (Aramel @ Jan 5 2010, 06:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'm wayyyy behind schedule, but:
Message #1070 Sent by: (system)
11/06 04:33 "Xenthos has assigned a fine of 1000000gp to be unenemied to the Ebonguard Guild. To pay this fine, go to the Hall of Records and type: DIPLOMACY EBONGUARD PAY FINE."
HOLY CRAP, what was that?
Message #1070 Sent by: (system)
11/06 04:33 "Xenthos has assigned a fine of 1000000gp to be unenemied to the Ebonguard Guild. To pay this fine, go to the Hall of Records and type: DIPLOMACY EBONGUARD PAY FINE."
HOLY CRAP, what was that?
Ebonguard Fine is a non-monetary fine, and Xenthos does that so you have to approach him and figure out what it is
Ardmore2010-01-05 16:35:26
QUOTE (Sidd @ Jan 5 2010, 11:30 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ebonguard Fine is a non-monetary fine, and Xenthos does that so you have to approach him and figure out what it is
It'd be just as easy to not set a fine at all, so no matter what they have to approach him. Now someone who actually has that kind of money can un-enemy themselves.
Lendren2010-01-05 16:39:08
Edit: ninjad.
Xenthos2010-01-05 17:28:09
QUOTE (Ardmore @ Jan 5 2010, 11:35 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It'd be just as easy to not set a fine at all, so no matter what they have to approach him. Now someone who actually has that kind of money can un-enemy themselves.
To which they are thanked for their donation.
If anyone's silly enough to pay that, well, hey.
(PS: Nobody has been that silly, and I've actually been approached IC about it quite a bit, and even by a few people who even did go on to get un-enemied. It has worked out just fine from my perspective!)
Part of that whole "humans in general tend to be complacent and stick with what they know thing." Sometimes a little poke with a pointy object can get them to do something. Like ask questions, consider something they hadn't before, etc. Especially once the sheer relief at finding out their fine is not really a million gold kicks in.
Llesvelt2010-01-05 19:01:02
QUOTE
Drae Stormcrow (Male Dracnari).
He is 42 years old, having been born on the 24th of Klangiary, 211 years after
the Coming of Estarra.
He is ranked 666th in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Commoner in the Sovereign Commonwealth of Hallifax.
He is a member of the Skyscribes Bookbinding Cartel.
He is a Valleyrunner in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is a graduate of the Shadowmaze (honours).
He is a member of the clan called 'Ebonglom Aetherfarers.'
He is a member of the clan called 'Dragonkin.'
He is a member of the clan called 'Bureau of Artistic Endeavours.'
He is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
His motto: 'All things come in time. One must be patient.'
He is considered to be approximately 105% of your might.
He is a second generation member of the House of Stormcrow.
See HONOURS FULL DRAE to view his 1 special honours.
He is 42 years old, having been born on the 24th of Klangiary, 211 years after
the Coming of Estarra.
He is ranked 666th in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Commoner in the Sovereign Commonwealth of Hallifax.
He is a member of the Skyscribes Bookbinding Cartel.
He is a Valleyrunner in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is a graduate of the Shadowmaze (honours).
He is a member of the clan called 'Ebonglom Aetherfarers.'
He is a member of the clan called 'Dragonkin.'
He is a member of the clan called 'Bureau of Artistic Endeavours.'
He is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
His motto: 'All things come in time. One must be patient.'
He is considered to be approximately 105% of your might.
He is a second generation member of the House of Stormcrow.
See HONOURS FULL DRAE to view his 1 special honours.
This be a portent of doom, fire and brimstone!
Kaia2010-01-05 21:04:31
QUOTE
Shuyin Shuyin Shuyin Shuyin, the Shuyin says, "I am not redundant."
Shuyin Shuyin Shuyin Shuyin, the Shuyin says, "Never ever redundant."
Shuyin Shuyin Shuyin Shuyin, the Shuyin says, "Never ever redundant."
Rika2010-01-05 22:52:50
As the mounted manticore returns to its attack upon the Nomad Camp, the city of Hallifax reverberates with the polite and orderly cheering and congratulatory announcements by an austere, monotone voice, honouring Ayden for their work.