On the topic of getting a room at trinity

Looks like the virgins got him.

the virgins get everyone. Really cuts down the ego down to size for so many men.

How come when I was merian they only got me once and I hunted them regularly?

Because eww, slimy scaly fish skin.

Because contrary to popular belief, you are not a man dear.




love you sis?

XDDDD

Thanks, I needed a giggle.

EVERYONE calls me a man, darn it! I've had four novices now do it on public channels.

Aramel (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Of course, some frogs are actually better at novicing!"

(Newbie): Hirameki says, "Other than the unreliable Fortuna ritual, is there a way to increase Intelligence?"
(Newbie): Casilu says, "Study hard."

Casilu has been crushed to death by Lord Fillin Valtyros, the Earthen Ire.

Sylandra has been burned to death by Lord Fillin Valtyros, the Earthen Ire.

Ushaara has been beaten to a pulp by Lord Fillin Valtyros, the Earthen Ire.

Neos has been slain by Fillin.

Tulemrah has been slain by Fillin.

Tulemrah has been slain by Fillin.

-- Later --

(Jhagar): Fillin (from the Realms of the Domoth) says, "Dude."

(Jhagar): Fillin (from the Realms of the Domoth) says, "I forgot to finish my domoth..."

I forgot I split my hunting and normal targets.

Before the Matrix.
Banks of clouds roil about here. Suspended by four bridges of transparent
crystal, an enormous circular walkway looks out over the crystalline structure
of Hallifax. The walkway is made of semi-translucent gemstone with handrails
around both the inner and outer circumference to prevent any unnecessary
accidents. Though wispy clouds can be seen to move around the crystalline towers
of Hallifax, the cool air here is only a gentle, serene breeze, as if the wind
itself were tamed before the Nexus of Power. A statue of Chairman Cririk Adom
stands here, memorializing his orderly spirit. Radiating with an incandescent
brilliance, the Matrix floats within the circular walkway, slowly turning and
revealing flowering geometric patterns. Wind whipping through his wings, Fraesic
Sunfar, Keeper of the Matrix is here, face upturned to the chill breeze. A
platinum eye sigil is here. In the shape of an open palm, a metallic sigil lies
here. There are 10 Guardians of the Dodecahedron here. A glass seer's candle
floats in the air here, its mysterious, deep blue light enveloping the area in a
protective glow. There are 10 Sentinel Deputy Commissars here. Long, lean, and
vibrating with barely-contained energy, a greyhound sniffs about here. A basket
festooned with ribbons sits here, filled with bundled swaddling clothes. There
are 4 platters of stuffed mushrooms and sauteed shrimp here. Surrounded by forks
of blue lightning, a sparkling sapphire thunderbird spreads his rainbow wings
here, sapphire eyes glowing with a noble intellect. A city administrator has
paused nearby, surveying her surroundings with austere scrutiny. Archmage
Phoebus Skyplume, Keeper of the Four Winds is here, shrouded. She wields a
luminous staff of static-wreathed crystal in her left hand and a steel banded
tower shield in her right. Execumatrix Kiradawea Startail, TPh. D is here. She
wields a golden paintbrush in her left hand and a glowing powerstone in her
right.
You see exits leading northeast, southeast, southwest, and northwest.
100%h/6204h, 99%m/2757m, 106%e/4716e, 10, 100%en, 100%w 17XP bkrexlr(-19 Mana) ih
"statue73491" a statue of Chairman Cririk Adom
"matrix80909" the Matrix
"fraesic92048" Fraesic Sunfar, Keeper of the Matrix
"sigil111634" an eye sigil
"palm sigil178548" a palm sigil
"guardian183524" a Guardian of the Dodecahedron
"guardian201281" a Guardian of the Dodecahedron
"shrine216358" a shield shrine of Elostian
"guardian234320" a Guardian of the Dodecahedron
"guardian234524" a Guardian of the Dodecahedron
"guardian234543" a Guardian of the Dodecahedron
"guardian234629" a Guardian of the Dodecahedron
"guardian234697" a Guardian of the Dodecahedron
"guardian234810" a Guardian of the Dodecahedron
"guardian234824" a Guardian of the Dodecahedron
"guardian234845" a Guardian of the Dodecahedron
"commissar249396" a Sentinel Deputy Commissar
"commissar249398" a Sentinel Deputy Commissar
"commissar249402" a Sentinel Deputy Commissar
"commissar249404" a Sentinel Deputy Commissar
"commissar249405" a Sentinel Deputy Commissar
"commissar249407" a Sentinel Deputy Commissar
"commissar249409" a Sentinel Deputy Commissar
"commissar249414" a Sentinel Deputy Commissar
"commissar249420" a Sentinel Deputy Commissar
"commissar249425" a Sentinel Deputy Commissar
"greyhound77056" a storm-coloured greyhound
"basket251557" a baby basket festooned with ribbons
"platter124096" a platter of stuffed mushrooms and sauteed shrimp
"platter124253" a platter of stuffed mushrooms and sauteed shrimp
"platter124435" a platter of stuffed mushrooms and sauteed shrimp
"platter124632" a platter of stuffed mushrooms and sauteed shrimp
"thunderbird25463" a sparkling sapphire thunderbird
"ribbachi34188" a bulbous ribbachi
"administrator159557" a city administrator
Number of objects: 35
100%h/6204h, 98%m/2737m, 106%e/4716e, 10, 100%en, 100%w 17XP bkrexlr(-20 Mana) tt ribbachi
You are now targetting ribbachiobliviousness target ribbachi
You aren't oblivious to your surroundings.
100%h/6204h, 99%m/2758m, 106%e/4716e, 10, 100%en, 100%w 17XP bkrexlr(+21 Mana)
(Market): Ashke says, "Selling herbs and esteem!"
100%h/6204h, 99%m/2758m, 106%e/4716e, 10, 100%en, 100%w 17XP bkrexlrgohunting
sheathe sword; sheathe sword
draw 157935; draw 157519
With a flourish, you slip a spider-hilted rapier into a wooden scabbard.
100%h/6204h, 98%m/2740m, 106%e/4716e, 10, 100%en, 99%w 17XP bkrexlr(-18 Mana)
With a flourish, you slip an elegant silver rapier into an iron-studded scabbard.
100%h/6204h, 98%m/2740m, 106%e/4716e, 10, 100%en, 99%w 17XP bkrexlr
With a flourish, you draw a spider-hilted rapier from an iron-studded scabbard.
100%h/6204h, 98%m/2740m, 106%e/4716e, 10, 100%en, 99%w 17XP bkrexlr
With a flourish, you draw a spider-hilted rapier from an iron-studded scabbard.
100%h/6204h, 98%m/2740m, 106%e/4716e, 10, 100%en, 99%w 17XP bkrexlrdor huntdoing
(m&m): Do-Repeat enabled; will repeat huntdoing forever.
huntdoing
jab Guardian ; swing Guardian
Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
You wildly jab a spider-hilted rapier at a Guardian of the Dodecahedron. You
stab him with a light puncture.
A Guardian of the Dodecahedron begins to yell for help.
(Hallifax): A Guardian of the Dodecahedron says, "I require assistance, citizens
of Hallifax! I'm under attack at 'before the Matrix!"
orgadd A hallifax
Fraesic Sunfar, Keeper of the Matrix springs to a Guardian of the Dodecahedron's
defence.
A greater air elemental springs to a Guardian of the Dodecahedron's defence.
A Guardian of the Dodecahedron springs to a Guardian of the Dodecahedron's
defence.
A Guardian of the Dodecahedron springs to a Guardian of the Dodecahedron's
defence.
A Guardian of the Dodecahedron springs to a Guardian of the Dodecahedron's
defence.
A Guardian of the Dodecahedron springs to a Guardian of the Dodecahedron's
defence.
A Guardian of the Dodecahedron springs to a Guardian of the Dodecahedron's
defence.
A Guardian of the Dodecahedron springs to a Guardian of the Dodecahedron's
defence.
A Guardian of the Dodecahedron springs to a Guardian of the Dodecahedron's
defence.
A Guardian of the Dodecahedron springs to a Guardian of the Dodecahedron's
defence.
A Guardian of the Dodecahedron springs to a Guardian of the Dodecahedron's
defence.
A Sentinel Deputy Commissar springs to a Guardian of the Dodecahedron's defence.
A Sentinel Deputy Commissar springs to a Guardian of the Dodecahedron's defence.
A Sentinel Deputy Commissar springs to a Guardian of the Dodecahedron's defence.
A Sentinel Deputy Commissar springs to a Guardian of the Dodecahedron's defence.
A Sentinel Deputy Commissar springs to a Guardian of the Dodecahedron's defence.
A Sentinel Deputy Commissar springs to a Guardian of the Dodecahedron's defence.
A Sentinel Deputy Commissar springs to a Guardian of the Dodecahedron's defence.
A Sentinel Deputy Commissar springs to a Guardian of the Dodecahedron's defence.
A Sentinel Deputy Commissar springs to a Guardian of the Dodecahedron's defence.
A Sentinel Deputy Commissar springs to a Guardian of the Dodecahedron's defence.
A city administrator springs to a Guardian of the Dodecahedron's defence.

What does she think she's going to do, give you a paper cut?

I think ball-point pen is their weapon of choice.

As a follow-up:

(): Casilu says, "Dear Diary."

(): Casilu says, "I am in exile after a misunderstanding with a guard in Hallifax."

(): Casilu says, "He kind of looked like a Ribbachi."

I love Casilu.

Rofl.

Sometimes, Fillin makes me smile. Most of the time he makes me run in terror. Not that you can run from him.

Luckily, he remembered in time to finish claiming. With a few minutes to spare, even!

All fear the newb slayer. Skery

mother I am not wasting 1 credit for 1 lesson. I calculated it. One lesson....

You do know you get one free lesson every ten minutes you are logged in throughout october, up to 10 a day, right?

It's not one lesson. I'd recommend to try it with 3 at minimum. Had this happen, learnt batches of 1 lessons, and the rounding killed the progress so I ended up wasting more.