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Lawliet2009-10-18 15:47:33
Something Pectus made for me tongue.gif

The Glory of Lawliet:

A large squid-like creature fills most of the canvas, with a badly painted Lawliet trusting a spear deep into it's body. The 'sea' surrounding the creature is mostly squiggley blue lines, with multiple red ones to mimic blood from the creature. All and all, this painting appears to have been drawn by a child, or mentally lacking artist.
It has 253 months of usefulness left.
It weighs about 37 pounds.
It bears the distinctive mark of A Figment of Pectus Dawneye, Lady of Memories.
Dynami2009-10-18 16:55:18
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(*): Kialkarkea (from the Aetherways) says, "How do ya spell Marauderer again?"

(*): Pectus says, "You don't. The map is a secret."

(*): Pectus says, "Your mischief is already managed, goddamnit."
Jael2009-10-19 01:30:37
Cantabile Meaha, Threnody Obscura says, "And told me I should by all means stay away from this one guy because he's dirty and bad."

You say to Meaha, "Who did he tell you you should stay away from?"

Cantabile Meaha, Threnody Obscura says, "Um."

Cantabile Meaha, Threnody Obscura says, "I forget his name to say it but I know it if I see it."

You say, "Was it a Cacophone?"

Cantabile Meaha, Threnody Obscura says, "Its an R name and no it wasn't."

You say, "Revan?"

Cantabile Meaha, Threnody Obscura says, "Yeah him."

Your eyes sparkle with amusement.

You say, "Your former Guildmaster."

Cantabile Meaha, Threnody Obscura says, "Oh, I'm glad I got out of there then."

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The truth is out! whatthe.gif
Unknown2009-10-19 01:44:58
Shuyin gasps excitedly, grabs onto Narynth for support and screams, "My hero!"
Zenon2009-10-19 03:06:14
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nwho


Name + Title Chan
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Pupil Americus ON
Grunt Guarnok, Ur'Guard Initiate ON
Seeker of the Moon, Jadiel ON
Reim Llaewell, Tender of the Swarms OFF
Page Arie, of the Armies of Light ON
Page Tylar, of the Armies of Light ON
Page Thegur, of the Armies of Light ON
3715h, 2640m, 3030e, 10p, 15420en, 11450w esSilrx-

honours reim
Reim Llaewell, Tender of the Swarms (Male Igasho).
He is 24 years old, having been born on the 22nd of Estar, 224 years after the Coming of Estarra.
He is unranked in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He holds the position of a Tender of the Swarms in the Nekotai.
He is a Professor in the Shadowmaze.
He is a Valleyrunner in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is a graduate of the Shadowmaze.
He is a member of the clan called 'Scions of Illith.'
He is a member of the clan called 'The Scorpion's Faith.'
His motto: 'Bask in the shadows and let them bask in you.'
He is considered to be approximately 575% of your might.
He is a first generation member of the Llaewell family.
3715h, 2640m, 3030e, 10p, 15440en, 11450w esSilrx-
Jael2009-10-19 03:39:05
(College): Guarnok says, "I found a gorgog. Being dead is rather time consuming and I can see how that's annoying, but I still want one as a pet."

Edit:


(College): Guarnok says, "Well so far I can rustle cows and call chickens. I'm sure with practice I'll get there eventually."
Ixion2009-10-19 03:43:13
(clan): Romero says, "How do these gears/wheels work?"

(clan): You say, "Turn them to DO-OM-ED, then go north and GET EYE."

(clan): Esano says, "No."
(clan): Esano says, "Don't turn them."

(clan): You say, "Shh!"

(clan): Esano says, "Just go north and GET EYE."

(clan): Romero says, "Poison...?"

(clan): You say, "Ok yeah that's even easier."

(clan): Romero says, "Wtf."

Person has been poisoned by a deadly poison trap.
You see the death occur at before a beautiful golden dais.
Romero has been poisoned by a deadly poison trap.
You see the death occur at before a beautiful golden dais.
Person has fallen to the deadly poisons of a deadly poison trap.
You see the death occur at before a beautiful golden dais.
Person has fallen to the deadly poisons of a deadly poison trap.
You see the death occur at before a beautiful golden dais.

(clan): Esano says, "ROFL."

You tell Attendant Esano, Scion of the Shattered Earth, "ROFLLLLLROFLROFL."
(clan): You say, "LMAO LMAO."
(clan): You say, "LMAO LMAO."
(clan): You say, "He fell for it!"

Romero has been poisoned by a deadly poison trap.
You see the death occur at before a beautiful golden dais.

Tough love man.
Unknown2009-10-19 03:45:30
Wisdom Adeleide Talnara, Queen of Tarn says, "I'm cool."
Joli2009-10-19 06:53:27
(Celest): Razenth says, "Just don't go too deep."

(Celest): You say, "That's what she said."

(Celest): Razenth says, "*cough*."

(Celest): Doman says, "They'll touch you inappropriately."

(Celest): Razenth says, "Joli!!"

Doman tells you, "Ahaha."

(Celest): Doman says, "That's my wife."

(Celest): Razenth says, "Doman!!"

(Celest): Razenth says, "Stop rubbing off on her!"

(Celest): You say, "Pfft."

(Cantors): Pectus says, "You two are the most horrible couple in the world. And I love you for it."
Jael2009-10-19 12:53:08
8.2.3.1 THE NIHILISTS GUILD
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Collegium Professors: Moridhim, Gavriel, Reginaldus, Lyria,
Nymerya, Othero, Maltaim, Auria, Quois,
Nariah, Zasha, Sthai, Romero, Vhaedryn,
Kailanna, and Quilis

honors moridhim
Moridhim (Male Immortal).
The circumstances of His beginnings are beyond your feeble understanding.

Nerf Nihilist professors.
Unknown2009-10-20 08:58:00
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Kain, Keeper of the Kennels of Darkness says, "Work must begin on the Dark Hunt. A dark liquid runs beneath these trees: the purified essence of Night. It must be brought up and given to the Shadow Glass."

Kain, Keeper of the Kennels of Darkness places her fingers to her lips and whistles a high, ear-piercingly loud note.

A shadowy nighthound pads in from the east, cloaked in darkness.
...oh, EWWW...

Also:
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You greet Yrea, Keeper of the Blood Falls with a sincere smile.
Yrea, Keeper of the Blood Falls says, "I await Sadhyra, so that the Blood Rite can begin."

You say, "That's me...."

You greet Yrea, Keeper of the Blood Falls with a sincere smile.
Yrea, Keeper of the Blood Falls says, "I await Sadhyra, so that the Blood Rite can begin."

You say, "Seriously. That's me."

You greet Yrea, Keeper of the Blood Falls with a sincere smile.
Yrea, Keeper of the Blood Falls says, "I await Sadhyra, so that the Blood Rite can begin."
sad.gif
Unknown2009-10-20 13:42:30
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Message #179 Sent by: Iytha
10/20 02:44 "Munsia wants to marry you. Go for it."

You tell Veradin Munsia D'cente`, Seeker of Honour, "So what's this about Iytha telling me that you want to marry me?"

Munsia tells you, "Ya but you'd have to go Celestian or else I'd get in trouble so :/."


Merik2009-10-21 03:26:12
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You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
5208h, 4555m, 2970e, 10p, 26117en, 22113w, 5mo exk-
You have recovered balance on your left arm.
5208h, 4555m, 2970e, 10p, 26117en, 22113w, 5mo exk-
You cannot drink from a Scroll of Healing.
5208h, 4555m, 2970e, 10p, 26117en, 22113w, 5mo exk-
You have recovered balance on your right arm.
5208h, 4555m, 2970e, 10p, 26117en, 22113w, 5mo exk-
You bleed 97 health.
5398h, 4555m, 2970e, 10p, 26117en, 22113w, 5mo exk-
With an ear-splitting roar, a ravenous fesix prowls in from the east.
With an ear-splitting roar, a ravenous fesix prowls in from the east.
With an ear-splitting roar, a ravenous fesix prowls in from the east.
With an ear-splitting roar, a ravenous fesix prowls in from the east.
With an ear-splitting roar, a ravenous fesix prowls in from the east.
5398h, 4555m, 2970e, 10p, 26117en, 22113w, 5mo exk-s

You scream out in anguish as a ravenous fesix's cruelly serrated teeth tear into you!
You twist aside, deflecting part of the attack.
You scream out in anguish as a ravenous fesix's cruelly serrated teeth tear into you!
You scream out in anguish as a ravenous fesix's cruelly serrated teeth tear into you!
You twist aside, deflecting part of the attack.
You scream out in anguish as a ravenous fesix's cruelly serrated teeth tear into you!
A ravenous fesix batters you with a vicious swipe of his claws.
948h, 4555m, 2970e, 10p, 26127en, 22127w, 5mo exk-



Xanfinro2009-10-21 06:22:43
This post is much better with the context removed.

QUOTE (Salvation @ Oct 20 2009, 04:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Partially to rub it in Rancoura's face.

Rub it hard.
Lendren2009-10-21 20:35:23
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(Serenwilde): Aiyana (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Oh hey, big tree."
5720h, 7245m, 9259e, 10p, 21900en, 29400w exk<>-
(Serenwilde): Aiyana (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Oh hey, another big tree."

That's how you get to be Heirophant.
Kaalak2009-10-22 02:40:38
2009/10/21 22:44:44 - Talken stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a citizen.

I'm seriously wondering exactly how many newbies are genuine newbies.
Unknown2009-10-22 04:43:13
Aison tells you, "I HATE YOU."

On Skype:


Aison, "I'M GONNA HIT YOU SO HARD IN THE BALLS YOU'RE GOING TO BECOME A WOMAN!!!!"
Lehki2009-10-22 05:44:03
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Atrius tells you, "Do you think the Ninjakari are Stronger than the Nekotai."

You tell Atrius, Wyrden Sting, "Uh."

You tell Atrius, Wyrden Sting, "As a guild, I have no idea."

Atrius tells you, ".."

Atrius tells you, "Which weapon is stronger then?"

You tell Atrius, Wyrden Sting, "Depends on how well the weapon forged. They both hurt to be hit with, that's all I know."

You tell Atrius, Wyrden Sting, "Why are you asking a Serenwilde Druid about Magnagora and Glomdoring Monks?"

Atrius tells you, "Because your name is blue in QWHO."

You tell Atrius, Wyrden Sting, "That means I'm an ascendant."

Atrius tells you, "??"

You tell Atrius, Wyrden Sting, "I have special abilities, and am about as close to god-hood as mortals can achieve, but doesn't mean I'm an expert on monks."

Atrius tells you, "Im not a dumb bald monk.."

Atrius tells you, "Hrm.. Well I guess I am but still."
Unknown2009-10-22 11:25:34
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survey
You discern:
You stand within the Capital City of the Righteous Grand Duchy of Magnagora.
Your environment conforms to that of tainted urban.
You are within the continent of the Basin of Life.
You are in the Prime Material Plane.

cwho
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Citizen Rank Position CT
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Beldoria Goodwoman On
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Currently, there is 1 Citizen on this Plane and 3 on other Planes.


It was sort of lonely for a while... sad.gif
Unknown2009-10-22 22:57:55
happy.gif Aison again on Skype:


"I'll punch him in the face so hard he'll have to unzip his pants to brush his teeth."