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Lorina2010-01-09 00:54:01
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ANNOUNCE NEWS #1469
Date: 1/9/2010 at 0:35
From: Estarra, the Eternal
To : Everyone
Subj: History of Elfenehoala

The new history is up on the website:
http://www.lusternia.com/elderwars.php?inc...ars_elfenehoala

There was one serious typo which was fixed: The Elder Goddess who awoke
lions was named Lorella (not Liliori). I'm sure that's only of concern
to history fanatics, but it's now been rectified!


----So she is like Lorina + Jazella = Lorella?
She has to be awesome....
Shaddus2010-01-09 03:55:55
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Ione's eyes fill with proud joy as she declaims, "Bad things happen in hay fields."


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(Gaudiguch): Lamius says, "I'm going to gO to celEst and *censor* in tne pool. WHO'S WITH ME!?!?"
Lorina2010-01-09 07:13:47
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Ember Lamius squats.

Lamius grunts noncommitally.

Fania peers at Lamius unscrupulously.

Ember Lamius deficates into the pool of stars with a splat.

You give Lamius the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.

Lamius gives a pained sigh.

You give Fania the once-over, eyeing her suspiciously.

Ember Lamius says, "I fear that was only the beginning."

With a powerful lunge, a warrior of the Light strikes at Lamius with a steel shortsword. A warrior of the Light strikes into Lamius's gut, which opens up and pours blood in a pool at his feet.
Lamius has been slain by a warrior of the Light.

The soul of Lamius says, "Ill kill all of you!"


Ummm, yep. Celest, the giant toilet. roflmao.gif
Siam2010-01-09 13:34:47
While I was searching the Library for old unpublished works, I found this:

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"A Formal Declaration of Peace, Recorded for all Posterity", By Nocturne Mistress Sadhyra (Page 1)
A Formal Declaration

on this day
1 Roarkian, 233

The Wyrden Hive does hereby
agree to peace with the otter
known as Seothanis
-endorsed by Queen Sadhyra-
-(An paw print adorns the paper)-

It made my night. content.gif

It had a pretty ascii art border but posting it here messed it up, so I had to remove it.
Ileein2010-01-09 16:13:31
QUOTE (Lorina @ Jan 9 2010, 02:13 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ummm, yep. Celest, the giant toilet. roflmao.gif


Well, it was Celest's poo.

Also, oh, Gaudiguch.
Unknown2010-01-09 16:40:24
Pyromancers - bad guild, or the worst guild? Hmm.
Vathael2010-01-09 16:49:39
You recall that Akui told you:
"Vath related death senses are like ambient environment messages."

Shaddus2010-01-09 17:53:33
QUOTE (Vathael @ Jan 9 2010, 11:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You recall that Akui told you:
"Vath related death senses are like ambient environment messages."

Funny, because it's true.
Vathael2010-01-09 18:39:44
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The roars of undead orc soldiers echo across the Basin as they march out into Stewartsville.

The roars of undead orc soldiers echo across the Basin as they march out into Estelbar.

The roars of undead orc soldiers echo across the Basin as they march out into Delport.

The roars of undead orc soldiers echo across the Basin as they march out into Acknor.

The roars of undead orc soldiers echo across the Basin as they march out into Angkrag.

The roars of undead orc soldiers echo across the Basin as they march out into Southgard.

The roars of undead orc soldiers echo across the Basin as they march out into Rockholm.

The roars of undead orc soldiers echo across the Basin as they march out into Dairuchi.

You sense the piercing eyes of Melville looking upon you.

You sense the piercing eyes of Talan looking upon you.

You sense the piercing eyes of Ardmore looking upon you.

You sense the piercing eyes of Urazial looking upon you.

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The Vault of Heaven. (v6335)
With outstretched arms, an enormous statue of Estarra stands here vigilantly. A black phoenix perches here, her fiery plumage illuminating the area with black sparks.
You see a single exit leading down.


How do I get the blame for these things?!
Unknown2010-01-09 18:41:29
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Flapping its skeletal wings, a bat circles around Reginaldus and drops a letter into his hands, then flies off with a shriek.


First time seeing it, and I'm just amazed at how it even manages to fly! confused.gif
Unknown2010-01-09 19:01:03
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Complete with a grey coat, this small pony is blinking. She has spotted wings, and her mane cascades down the backside of her neck. Her large eyes resemble light brown pools. She is called 'Juanitaloca.'
A grey, blinking pony with spotted wings looks to be crushingly strong.
She weighs about 1000 pounds.
Her feedbag is nearly full and she is looking quite nourished.
She is loyal to Sidd.
You cannot see what a grey, blinking pony with spotted wings is holding.


I found a cute pony! She's called crazy Juanita? tongue.gif freaked.gif
Aoife2010-01-09 19:34:52
QUOTE (Vathael @ Jan 9 2010, 01:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
How do I get the blame for these things?!


Because you kill lots of things, including innocent birds. argh.gif
Vathael2010-01-09 19:41:21
QUOTE (Aoife @ Jan 9 2010, 01:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Because you kill lots of things, including innocent birds. argh.gif


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7060h, 6830m, 9153e, 10p, 29400en, 6798w esSilrxkd<>-
point staff Thunderbird
You point your staff at a silver thunderbird, and the burning ball at its tip flares and shoots a stream of liquid fire that blasts a silver thunderbird, scorching her flesh.
You have scored a CRITICAL hit!
A silver thunderbird is blown to smithereens.
You have slain a silver thunderbird.
A silver thunderbird shimmers and fades away from sight.
7060h, 6730m, 9153e, 10p, 29400en, 6768w sSilrxkd<>-

You have recovered equilibrium.
7060h, 6730m, 9153e, 10p, 29400en, 6768w esSilrxkd<>-

(The Dark Carnival): Incabulos (from the Air Elemental Plane) says, "O noez, mah burd."
7060h, 6930m, 9153e, 10p, 29400en, 6796w esSilrxkd<>-
w
-- v19730 ---
Buffeted by strong gusts of air. (v19730)
Surrounded by purple lightning, a golden thunderbird spreads his grey, leathery wings here, deep grey eyes alight with a considerate intellect.
You see exits leading northeast and northwest.
Strong winds whip about, nearly knocking you off your feet.

A powerful wind blows you out of the room.
-- v19731 ---
Passing majestic formations of cloud. (v19731)
There are 2 aerial stalkers here.
You see exits leading northeast, southeast, southwest, northwest, and up.
7060h, 6930m, 9153e, 10p, 29398en, 6796w esSilrxkd<>-
sq se
Great current passing eddies of cloud. (v19734)
Twisting eddies of chill air outline the whispery form of an aerial stalker.
You can see no further.
7060h, 6930m, 9153e, 10p, 29400en, 6810w esSilrxkd<>-

The clouds pull away as a chill eddy blows in from the northwest.
7060h, 6930m, 9153e, 10p, 29400en, 6810w esSilrxkd<>-

You sense the piercing eyes of Arte looking upon you.
7060h, 6930m, 9153e, 10p, 29400en, 6810w esSilrxkd<>-

Emanating from the aether, a sonorous multi-toned voice tells you, "You had your fun, I suggest collect your winnings and retreat soon before I grow tired."
7060h, 6930m, 9153e, 10p, 29400en, 6810w esSilrxkd<>-
sq sw
Buffeted by strong gusts of air. (v19730)
Surrounded by purple lightning, a golden thunderbird spreads his grey, leathery wings here, deep grey eyes alight with a considerate intellect.
You can see no further.
7060h, 6930m, 9153e, 10p, 29400en, 6824w esSilrxkd<>-

You sense the piercing eyes of Arte looking upon you.
7060h, 6930m, 9153e, 10p, 29400en, 6838w esSilrxkd<>-
touch torus
You touch a transplanar torus, which begins to click and whir. Through a complex series of shifting shapes and patterns, it unfolds into a sheet that improbably wraps around you and pulls you into a transplanar fulcrux.
A platform amidst the darkness. (9025)
Throughout the location, small dancing flames flicker and spark.
You see exits leading north, northeast, southeast, south, southwest, northwest, and down.
7060h, 6930m, 9153e, 10p, 29400en, 6838w esSilrxkd<>-
reply what is wrong, my Lord? I am only helping your followers train.
You tell Akui Talnara, "What is wrong, my Lord? I am only helping your followers train."
7060h, 6930m, 9153e, 10p, 29400en, 6894w esSilrxkd<>-
reply mis
You tell Akui Talnara, "Mis."
7060h, 6930m, 9153e, 10p, 29400en, 6908w esSilrxkd<>-

Akui tells you, "Best mis ever."
7060h, 6930m, 9153e, 10p, 29400en, 6950w esSilrxkd<>-
tell elostian I am only helping your followers to train, my Lord.
To whom do you wish to tell?
7060h, 6930m, 9153e, 10p, 29400en, 6978w esSilrxkd<>-

Emanating from the aether, a sonorous multi-toned voice tells you, "Indeed, and you provide a valuable service. However, like all medicine, dosage is crucial."
7060h, 6930m, 9153e, 10p, 29400en, 7020w esSilrxkd<>-


Elo protects the birds. sad.gif
Aoife2010-01-09 20:06:59
QUOTE (Vathael @ Jan 9 2010, 02:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Elo protects the birds. sad.gif


Serves you right!
Nariah2010-01-09 20:59:31
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Sthai narrows her eyes at Safiyah i'Xiia in an unnerving manner.
Safiyah i'Xiia bows fluidly to Sthai.

Sthai Oubliette, Amaranthine Apostate says to Safiyah i'Xiia, "Wretch, still dwelling amidst the gold?"

Safiyah i'Xiia says, "As you wish, my Lady."
There is a jingle from within Safiyah i'Xiia's robes as he pulls out a large leather bag and hands it to Sthai.

Sthai blinks.

Sthai Oubliette, Amaranthine Apostate says to Safiyah i'Xiia, "Perhaps you are not entirely useless."

Sthai Oubliette, Amaranthine Apostate says, "If you hand me gold this often."

Safiyah i'Xiia says, "It is remarkable what can be bought these days."
Safiyah i'Xiia chuckles softly to himself.

Safiyah i'Xiia picks delicately at his fingernails.

We love you Fain. We do. <3
Shamarah2010-01-10 03:58:27
(Jhagar): You say, "Incidentally I'm attacking your pegasus."

You raise a holy symbol of the light towards a nefarious, fallen pegasus with smouldering wings, and a scintillating beam of light burns into her chest.
You have scored a CRUSHING CRITICAL hit!

You raise a holy symbol of the light towards a nefarious, fallen pegasus with smouldering wings, and a scintillating beam of light burns into her chest.
You have scored a CRITICAL hit!
The Light of Celestia overwhelms a nefarious, fallen pegasus with smouldering wings, as her soul is purged from her flesh.
You have slain a nefarious, fallen pegasus with smouldering wings.
A nefarious, fallen pegasus with smouldering wings shimmers and fades away from sight.

(Jhagar): Romero (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "OH LOOK, INCIDENTLY GTFO."

You have been discharged from Jhagar for the following reason: ''.

ohmy.gif
Ardmore2010-01-10 04:01:13
QUOTE (Shamarah @ Jan 9 2010, 10:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
ohmy.gif

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Shaddus2010-01-10 04:11:11
pwnd.
Rika2010-01-10 05:29:21
A powerful wind blows you out of the room. (damn cloud waves)

laugh.gif
Razenth2010-01-10 05:34:05
Did it actually say that?