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Rika2010-01-10 05:48:27
QUOTE (Razenth @ Jan 10 2010, 06:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Did it actually say that?


That's from Shuyin's LMap
Tervic2010-01-10 08:04:34
QUOTE (thisismydisplayname @ Jan 9 2010, 05:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
While I was searching the Library for old unpublished works, I found this:


It made my night. content.gif

It had a pretty ascii art border but posting it here messed it up, so I had to remove it.

laugh.gif I didn't think anyone would actually find that!
Rika2010-01-10 09:23:41
Casilu says, "Did I make you sad, IRL?"
You say, "Yes, you griefed me IRL."
Casilu says, "Awesome."

sad.gif
Unknown2010-01-10 20:31:34
(Market): Velpar says, "Seeking pipe."

Hurhurhur.
Aoife2010-01-10 22:48:17
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(Hallifax): Ryboi says, "How are we to handle this then. Only thoughs GR3 may contest for Guild Master and only thouigh CR2 may contest for Governor..."

(Hallifax): Ryboi says, "What of thoese under this who wish to contest and vote?"

(Hallifax): Elostian says, "I am glad to see you managed to get over the Governor's passing so well, Ryboi."
Lokin2010-01-11 00:43:32
Akui tells you, "You should emote "emote shoots a line of web off into the cityscape before heroically swinging away"."

Spider Kinson, away!
Talan2010-01-11 05:00:49
(given a tinderbox)
Ser Shuyin, Savant of Swords says, "Thank you, it will soot my purposes."
Unknown2010-01-11 08:09:43
I log in to check news really quick...

News summary for Ilaveuse:

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5218h, 3224m, 4080e, 10p, 22240en, 14680w elrxk-

(The Hartfire Hearth): Casilu (from the Aetherways) says, "I feel pretty! Oh so pretty!"
5218h, 3224m, 4080e, 10p, 22240en, 14680w elrxk-

(The Hartfire Hearth): Casilu (from the Aetherways) says, "I feel pretty and witty and gaaaaaaay."
5218h, 3324m, 4080e, 10p, 22240en, 14680w elrxk-

(The Hartfire Hearth): Casilu (from the Aetherways) says, "I pity, every girl who isn't me today."
5218h, 3324m, 4080e, 10p, 22240en, 14680w elrxk-

(The Hartfire Hearth): Rika says, "..."
5218h, 3324m, 4080e, 10p, 22240en, 14680w elrxk-

And I QQ.

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Casilu2010-01-11 08:11:46
QUOTE (Ilaveuse @ Jan 11 2010, 12:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(The Hartfire Hearth): Casilu (from the Aetherways) says, "I feel pretty! Oh so pretty!"
5218h, 3224m, 4080e, 10p, 22240en, 14680w elrxk-

(The Hartfire Hearth): Casilu (from the Aetherways) says, "I feel pretty and witty and gaaaaaaay."
5218h, 3324m, 4080e, 10p, 22240en, 14680w elrxk-

(The Hartfire Hearth): Casilu (from the Aetherways) says, "I pity, every girl who isn't me today."
5218h, 3324m, 4080e, 10p, 22240en, 14680w elrxk-

(The Hartfire Hearth): Rika says, "..."
5218h, 3324m, 4080e, 10p, 22240en, 14680w elrxk-

And I QQ.

confused.gif


I am forging the old-fashioned way. I am made weak through up temper.
Unknown2010-01-11 10:07:17
What, that is an AWESOME song.
Siam2010-01-11 11:53:21
Azoth says, "I have friends willing to hide me."
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Unknown2010-01-11 12:22:05
I do! But for fear of my hatestink rubbing off on them, I cannot name names.
Fania2010-01-12 03:07:25
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(Celest): Havastus says, "And sexy women are always dangerous, Lavat. Tis a fact of life."


In Celest we teach the important facts of life.
Shaddus2010-01-12 03:08:13
QUOTE (Azoth Nae'blis @ Jan 11 2010, 07:22 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I do! But for fear of my hatestink rubbing off on them, I cannot name names.

NATURE RAIN solves that.

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Naveric, the blackjack dealer says, "Place your bets! Place your bets!"

bet 45000 gold
You bet 45000 gold sovereigns.

Your eyes raise to the heavens as a look of hope flashes across your face.

Naveric, the blackjack dealer says, "No more bets."
Naveric, the blackjack dealer deals you a nine of Spades and a King of Spades.
He deals himself two cards. The up card is a two of Hearts.
_______ _______
|S ___ S| |S S|
| | | | | | / |
| ---| | | |/ |
| | | | |\\ |
|S |S| |S | \\ S|
------- -------
You have 19. <--whoo, I'm about to win!
Dealer shows a two of Hearts.
Naveric, the blackjack dealer asks you, "Do you want to hit, stand, or double?"


You stand on your 19.
Naveric, the blackjack dealer flips over his hole card, showing a six of Spades for a total of 8.
He deals himself a two of Diamonds, for a total of 10.
He deals himself a three of Hearts, for a total of 13.
He deals himself a three of Hearts, for a total of 16.
He deals himself a four of Spades, for a total of 20. He stands.
Your hand lost to Naveric, the blackjack dealer, who collects your bet.


You utter a curse at Naveric, the blackjack dealer involving fleas and 'private parts.'


I got screwed.
Unknown2010-01-12 06:02:26
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(Serenwilde): Ilaveuse says, "So, anything interesting happening?"

(Serenwilde): You say, "Lehki's abusing a child."

(Serenwilde): Ilaveuse says, "Like I said, anything interesting happening?"



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Tervic2010-01-12 17:21:16
QUOTE (Shaddus Mes'ard @ Jan 11 2010, 07:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
NATURE RAIN solves that.



I got screwed.


He cheats.
Shaddus2010-01-12 20:44:00
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(Market): Ryboi says, "Seeking an Alchemist! I have no Order Affliction."


Because orders are like an STD.
Jack2010-01-12 21:04:53
Yeah, I caught a nasty dose of Eventru a few years back. I knew I shoulda wore a condom.
Casilu2010-01-12 21:14:26
QUOTE (Jack @ Jan 12 2010, 01:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yeah, I caught a nasty dose of Eventru a few years back. I knew I shoulda wore a condom.


A condom won't protect you from that.
Siam2010-01-12 21:25:43
(The Swarm): Shuyin (from the Realms of the Domoth) says, "I need one person with me for the domoth."
(The Swarm): Shuyin says, "Follow, one person."

edit:
(Newbie): Eldosion says, "Is there an oven in Gaudiguch?"
(Newbie): Havastus says, "Tis called the "Eternal Flame"."