Quotes 6

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Siam2010-01-20 06:41:08
QUOTE (Azoth Nae'blis @ Jan 20 2010, 02:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
3734h, 5240m, 5460e, 0p, lrxk<>-|Safe||Health: 731|
Uncertain as to whether you are imagining things, you suddenly lose focus at the edge of your vision as the air trembles nigh imperceptibly.
The world blurs as the air before you murmurs. Immediately, searing pain fires up your neck and into your skull as an invisible force viciously throttles you.
2383h, 5460m, 5460e, 0p, lrxk<>-|Safe|
|Health: -1351||Mana: 220|
You bleed 34 health.
2349h, 5460m, 5460e, 0p, lrxk<>-|Safe||Health: -34|
2349h, 5340m, 5460e, 0p, lrxk<>-|Safe||Mana: -120|
A small object wreathed in lightning hurtles through the sky in a brief flash of gold.
A blinding flash fills your vision as a dagger of electricity pierces through your chest. The blade reaches all the way to your heart, sending wave after wave of agonizing lightning throughout your very being.
1094h, 5340m, 5460e, 0p, lrxk<>-|Safe||Health: -1255|
A soft whisper heralds the shriek of a brilliant bolt of purple lightning as it splinters across the sky.
A feather light touch brushes your cheek and a soft voice in your ear whispers your name. In an instant a brilliant bolt of crackling purple lightning shrieks down at you, striking you in the chest and you shudder with the impact.
The divine bolt sears your blackened skin to a crisp, dropping your smoking, charred corpse limply to the ground.
You have been slain by Talan.
Kill Tracker for Talan: Kills {} Deaths {1}

You gotta give it to them, they're coordinated. sad.gif


they weren't even counting suspicious.gif
Kante2010-01-20 12:14:03
QUOTE (casilu @ Jan 19 2010, 10:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Or go and really earn it.

I'm late on this response, but I assure you, I plan on it. suspicious.gif
Lendren2010-01-20 13:50:32
QUOTE (Rainydays @ Jan 20 2010, 12:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So, will the last Celestian kick themselves out?

And will they turn out the Light as they leave?

(I can't believe no one else made that joke.)
Kante2010-01-20 14:36:52
Man, Lendren...that is awful. Just awful.
Fain2010-01-20 14:51:09
When did this thread turn into a festival of snide remarks and personal attacks?

This is quotes. It is for quotes and quotes only. Not for comments on quotes. If you want to start a discussion on something, start a new thread.
Shamarah2010-01-20 15:51:50
QUOTE (Fain @ Jan 20 2010, 09:51 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
When did this thread turn into a festival of snide remarks and personal attacks?

This is quotes. It is for quotes and quotes only. Not for comments on quotes. If you want to start a discussion on something, start a new thread.


Well, someone did, and Eventru locked it before even one page finished tongue.gif
Kharaen2010-01-20 18:54:35
QUOTE (Azoth Nae'blis @ Jan 19 2010, 07:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Krin says, "I'm going to murder you."

Krin says, "And every memeber of your family."

Krin says, "Or anyone you ever speak to."

twiddle.gif

Vermilla enters from the north, emanating an aura of immense power.
With a quiet meow, Milla the Peppermint Kitten enters from the north.
Chibi the Dragon Kitten floats in from the north, black wings spinning him through the air.

Uuuugh could we please get some more admin strictness on how stupid your pets can be? What the hell is a dragon kitten? And don't get me started on Nomnom.


Nom was named by a friend -shrug-

But as his name alone annoys you, nevermind his description, I suppose I'll just keep it instead of eventually change it.
Kelly2010-01-20 19:40:07
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by voting for Lusternia.
Vote here: http://www.ironrealms.com/irex/tmsvote.php?id=lusternia
Thank you for your consideration!


... this hurts. Ha.
Tervic2010-01-20 22:44:54
Leiliadhe Nightshade says, "Affection is nice. I'm just not in the mood right now."

Seothanis, the giant river otter looks up sadly at Leiliadhe.

Rika Talnara, Wings of Mystery says to Leiliadhe, "Not even to receive it?"

Leiliadhe Nightshade says to Rika, "I would receive it stiffly and awkwardly."

Leiliadhe Nightshade says to Rika, "Unless it's delivered from a giant otter, I pet those."
Lorina2010-01-20 23:53:37
(Celest): Wereley says, "I wonder where all the gold from duels in the Klangratch Tournies goes to."

(Celest): Forsetu says, "Bob's army of underprivledged tradesmen."



BOB, THEY KNOWWWWWW!
Rika2010-01-21 00:07:44
Vathael says, "I'm not a combatant, I'm on occasional pker when people decide to fight me."
Kaia2010-01-21 03:02:15
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(Ship): Talan says, "I have just gotten a world shattering critical hit."
(Ship): Talan says, "I wanted you to know this, because I am sure of your genuine interest."
(Ship): You say, "Well done."
(Ship): You say, "Can you please call out for each such hit?"
(Ship): Talan says, "I will keep you apprised of all further world shattering critical hits."
(Ship): You say, "Thank you."
(Ship): Talan says, "I'm going to refer to them as "WSC"s."
(Ship): You say, "Perfect. By any chance, is it also your birthday?"
(Ship): Talan says, "Unfortunately not, however if you wish, we can party as though it were, in fact, my birthday."
(Ship): Talan says, "Guys."
(Ship): You say, "Another one already?!"
(Ship): Talan says, "I have just gotten yet another WSC."
(Ship): Xenthos says, "Happy birthday!"
(Ship): Talan says, "I'm really good at this."
(Ship): Iyaah says, "Wait, what?"
(Ship): You say, "My Gods, your talents were wasted on the collectors."
(Ship): Talan says, "It's good that you're not underutilizing me by sticking me on a collector, yes."
(Ship): You say, "Let us all thank our good fortune that you have taken your rightful place at a turret."
(Ship): Talan says, "Even though I know that someone has to siphon, I also know that I am too good for it. In fact, I am too good for team work."
(Ship): You say, "Who needs teamwork when you're so clearly superior? I once saw you empath, pilot AND TURRET with all WSCs."
(Ship): Talan says, "The piloting WSCs are pretty incredible."
(Ship): Talan says, "Not everyone can get them you know."
(Ship): Talan says, "Guys, I know you can see when I kill these beasts, but I'm just letting you know, again, that it was me who killed them, using my incredible skills."
(Ship): Talan says, "We have killed 658 gargantuans."
(Ship): Talan says, "(at least 7 of those were via my WSCs, in case you were wondering.)"
(Ship): You say, "Well, you've killed 657, we've killed 1."
(Ship): Xenthos says, "Hey now, I killed at least two."
(Ship): Talan says, "Only because I was flying."
(Ship): You say, "And she helped."
(Ship): Xenthos says, "Quite true."
(Ship): Talan says, "So those count as mine."
(Ship): Talan says, "In fact, I should say, that I have killed 658 gargantuans."
(Ship): Ragniliff says, "I give them the angry glares. That has to be worth something."
(Ship): Xenthos says, "Hunh. Do yours count as mine now, then?"
(Ship): Xenthos says, "No, I think not."
(Ship): Talan says, "Um. I didn't hear YOU getting any WSCs."
(Ship): Talan says, "If you don't tell us, loud and proud, it doesn't count, and didn't happen."
(Ship): You say, "All in favour of renaming the ship to Talanosia, please say 'Aye'"
(Ship): Talan says, "I'll siphon these gargantuans to death."
(Ship): Talan says, "Instead."
(Ship): You say, "World-shattering siphoning only, please."
(Ship): Talan says, "I don't do it any other way, Regent. It's all I know."
Unknown2010-01-21 03:06:50
PUBLIC NEWS #1326
Date: 1/21/2010 at 0:37
From: Archmage Saaga Shavatt, the Dean of Twilight
To : Kalin Disati
Subj: The cultural event offered by the city-state of Gaudiguch

Greetings and salutations, most esteemed citizens of the city-state of Gaudiguch

This post is to inform you that the Board of Directors hereby acknowledges your most benevolent offer of a cultural event to celebrate the future peace between our two great nations and thus extends its gratitude for the concern displayed. In order to assure the city-state of Gaudiguch that the Sovereign Commonwealth of Hallifax considers your offer in the highest regard, the Board of Directors has included the Collective as a whole in your offer, rather than a single individual, to
symbolise and strengthen the concept of binding between nations rather than individuals. In order to send forth our best contestant, the artists and researchers of our esteemed Collective have analysed the event proposed and based our selection criteria on the results of the said analysis.

In this analysis, the purpose of your event was deemed to be the assessment of the reproductive and nurturing organs of an individual through the ritual medium of wearing a moisturised piece of clothing on the torso - the goal of the event and the aspired standards therefore include a most unobstructed view, excluding the moisturised piece of clothing. Therefore, individuals aspiring to triumph in this cultural event should not wear any pieces of clothing under this moisturised piece of clothing to ensure the best possible view. As such, the view may further be improved by assuring that the individual in question has no long hair that may cascade down to obscure the view, or excess skin or excess flesh to divert the attention from that which is of import.

At this point, our most esteemed Patron, Lord Elostian, the Enigma, has declared Himself to be the best possible contestant for this cultural event. The Board of Directors was forced to conclude that no member of the Collective or even the Basin as a whole could offer a more unobstructed view than the Lord Enigma, who does not possess any hair, flesh or skin. Therefore, the Board of Directors is certain of the Collective's victory in the cultural event in question.

Furthermore, the Board of Directors is aware of the difficult position in which it now finds itself, as to enter the cultural event with a contestant who no other contestant may not hold a proper chance against might be considered a most undiplomatic gesture considering the diplomatic purpose of this event between our two great nations. The Board of Directors has therefore decided to enter into the spirit of what could be called sportmanship and provide the esteemed citizenry of Gaudiguch a chance to triumph by choosing to abstain from participation. We are assured that the esteemed citizens of the city-state of Gaudiguch consider the benevolence and diplomacy of this decision.

Having reached this most agreeable conclusion to the communications between our two great nations, the Board of Directors expresses its most sincere gratitude to the citizenry of Gaudiguch. We are certain that there are no further objections to the signing of the peace agreement so generously offered by the city-state of Gaudiguch and voice our confidence that this legislation shall soon be made official. As a representative of the Board of Directors and the Sovereign Commonwealth of Hallifax, I rejoice at this triumph of diplomacy and look forward to many years of non-aggression and peace between the esteemed city-state of Gaudiguch and the Sovereign Commonwealth of Hallifax.

In service,
Saaga Shavatt
Senator on the Board of Directors of the Sovereign Commonwealth of
Hallifax
Archmage of the Centre of Aeromantic Engineering
The Dean of Twilight in the Order of Lord Elostian, the Enigma

Penned by my hand on the 2nd of Juliary, in the year 255 CE.


Munsia2010-01-21 03:28:01
QUOTE (Corinthian @ Jan 20 2010, 10:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
PUBLIC NEWS #1326
Date: 1/21/2010 at 0:37
From: Archmage Saaga Shavatt, the Dean of Twilight
To : Kalin Disati
Subj: The cultural event offered by the city-state of Gaudiguch

Greetings and salutations, most esteemed citizens of the city-state of Gaudiguch

This post is to inform you that the Board of Directors hereby acknowledges your most benevolent offer of a cultural event to celebrate the future peace between our two great nations and thus extends its gratitude for the concern displayed. In order to assure the city-state of Gaudiguch that the Sovereign Commonwealth of Hallifax considers your offer in the highest regard, the Board of Directors has included the Collective as a whole in your offer, rather than a single individual, to
symbolise and strengthen the concept of binding between nations rather than individuals. In order to send forth our best contestant, the artists and researchers of our esteemed Collective have analysed the event proposed and based our selection criteria on the results of the said analysis.

In this analysis, the purpose of your event was deemed to be the assessment of the reproductive and nurturing organs of an individual through the ritual medium of wearing a moisturised piece of clothing on the torso - the goal of the event and the aspired standards therefore include a most unobstructed view, excluding the moisturised piece of clothing. Therefore, individuals aspiring to triumph in this cultural event should not wear any pieces of clothing under this moisturised piece of clothing to ensure the best possible view. As such, the view may further be improved by assuring that the individual in question has no long hair that may cascade down to obscure the view, or excess skin or excess flesh to divert the attention from that which is of import.

At this point, our most esteemed Patron, Lord Elostian, the Enigma, has declared Himself to be the best possible contestant for this cultural event. The Board of Directors was forced to conclude that no member of the Collective or even the Basin as a whole could offer a more unobstructed view than the Lord Enigma, who does not possess any hair, flesh or skin. Therefore, the Board of Directors is certain of the Collective's victory in the cultural event in question.

Furthermore, the Board of Directors is aware of the difficult position in which it now finds itself, as to enter the cultural event with a contestant who no other contestant may not hold a proper chance against might be considered a most undiplomatic gesture considering the diplomatic purpose of this event between our two great nations. The Board of Directors has therefore decided to enter into the spirit of what could be called sportmanship and provide the esteemed citizenry of Gaudiguch a chance to triumph by choosing to abstain from participation. We are assured that the esteemed citizens of the city-state of Gaudiguch consider the benevolence and diplomacy of this decision.

Having reached this most agreeable conclusion to the communications between our two great nations, the Board of Directors expresses its most sincere gratitude to the citizenry of Gaudiguch. We are certain that there are no further objections to the signing of the peace agreement so generously offered by the city-state of Gaudiguch and voice our confidence that this legislation shall soon be made official. As a representative of the Board of Directors and the Sovereign Commonwealth of Hallifax, I rejoice at this triumph of diplomacy and look forward to many years of non-aggression and peace between the esteemed city-state of Gaudiguch and the Sovereign Commonwealth of Hallifax.

In service,
Saaga Shavatt
Senator on the Board of Directors of the Sovereign Commonwealth of
Hallifax
Archmage of the Centre of Aeromantic Engineering
The Dean of Twilight in the Order of Lord Elostian, the Enigma

Penned by my hand on the 2nd of Juliary, in the year 255 CE.





And this is why we kill you guys heartlessly, nonstop, without a care... confused.gif
Unknown2010-01-21 03:33:22
QUOTE (munsia @ Jan 20 2010, 09:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
And this is why we kill you guys heartlessly, nonstop, without a care... confused.gif


No, munisa, you just like to pick on the nerds and the weak kind female.gif

Although, I'm really impressed wih Halli's argh pee so far
Munsia2010-01-21 03:37:13
QUOTE (Corinthian @ Jan 20 2010, 10:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
No, munisa, you just like to pick on the nerds and the weak kind female.gif

Although, I'm really impressed wih Halli's argh pee so far

confused.gif I don't understand this logic...we charge against Glomdoring and Hallifax against the odds and this is picking on people?
Gregori2010-01-21 03:38:40
I actually liked Saaga's post on an OOC level. It was very Hallifaxian. Also she opened the door to Elostian's man boobs. Which made it even better.
Unknown2010-01-21 03:40:01
QUOTE (munsia @ Jan 20 2010, 09:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
confused.gif I don't understand this logic...we charge against Glomdoring and Hallifax against the odds and this is picking on people?

Glom is fine, Halli has not that many strong people. You guys have Vathael, Malarious and company. You guys are all for PK, Hallifax is not that much
Munsia2010-01-21 03:51:54
QUOTE (Corinthian @ Jan 20 2010, 10:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Glom is fine, Halli has not that many strong people. You guys have Vathael, Malarious and company. You guys are all for PK, Hallifax is not that much

Cause you make stupid posts suspicious.gif and you have a TP zerg, gtfo.
Casilu2010-01-21 03:54:08
QUOTE (munsia @ Jan 20 2010, 07:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Cause you make stupid posts suspicious.gif and you have a TP zerg, gtfo.


Hallifax is going to be the noncom capital of the world.

If not already is.