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Unknown2009-10-25 04:49:04
(Market): Pectus says, "...Don't trust him. Trans cook for hire. Spatula and cartels."

Not even funny, but Pectus said it!
Kaia2009-10-25 06:12:20

Love poem, Shuyin-style:


Ser Shuyin of the Shadows recites, "I knew a lady named Narynth, what a catch!"

Ser Shuyin of the Shadows recites, "So fair was she, many plans to woo her I had to hatch..."

Ser Shuyin of the Shadows recites, "I was gentle and handsome, smooth and slick,."

Ser Shuyin of the Shadows recites, "My tongue was golden and my wits were quick!"

Ser Shuyin of the Shadows recites, "Alas, she was better, my heart was no match."
Aerotan2009-10-25 06:21:12
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(Celest): Eventru says, "Hmmmm. Our Hand did not ask Our permission to be engaged."
Taken out of context, this amuses me for some reason.
Lawliet2009-10-25 15:31:23

(Wishes): Kialkarkea says, "I'm pretty sure eating Ryboi would cause you to develop a fatal case of no-brain."

(Wishes): Pectus (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "That's why Zada left him then?"

Yes, she's being dirty >.>
Unknown2009-10-25 15:42:57
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(Wishes): Pectus (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "STOP QUOTING ME!"
Unknown2009-10-25 19:50:08
While reading the Blacktalon logs.

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2009/10/24 15:07:34 - Ickydude stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a new student.
2009/10/24 15:09:56 - Ickydude is now known as Skullhacker.


Wouldn't that kid be more suited in Ebonguard, or.. A mental asylum?
Unknown2009-10-25 22:03:14
QUOTE (casilu @ Oct 25 2009, 12:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hey, don't you be lumping that kid in with Mister J and me.


Aww.. I'm sorry.

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Look Cato
He is a noble merian and quite tall, towering at six and a half feet tall when standing
straight. His body is toned, but seems more lithe, fitting for his scholarly nature. His
facial feature are sharp, and seems almost unemotional until he smiles. His hair has been
dyed a light blue, like the sea when the sun shines on it. Truly the most captivating
feature are his eyes,golden in hue, they seem to stare into your very soul, laying all
your secrets bare. He is wearing a plain grey tunic, and plain grey trousers.


wtf.gif I think this little novice needs to change it a bit.. Though it did offer me and Nori a nice giggle!
Unknown2009-10-25 22:06:15
(*): Shuyin (from the Aetherways) says, "Me and Ried are trying to breed children that will have the discipline and smarts of the asian coupled with the strength and convenience and colour of the white man."

Why... why does this crack me up?
Casilu2009-10-25 23:27:19
A gallant merian swashbuckler yells, "Where be the rum?!"
526h, 184m, 372e, 0p ex-
A Figment of Pectus Dawneye, Lady in the Memories yells, "You pirates, come here
now. Or no rum."
526h, 184m, 372e, 0p ex-
A gallant merian swashbuckler yells, "And the wenches!"
(Celest): Munsia says, "Well, they want wenches."
526h, 184m, 372e, 0p ex-
Celestial Bard Meir La'Saet, Refulgent Muse yells, "Where are you, Pirate? I
have your rum."
526h, 184m, 372e, 0p ex-
(Celest): Munsia says, "Give it to em."
526h, 184m, 372e, 0p ex-
(Celest): Snowla says, "On my way."
Xiel2009-10-25 23:28:32
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A gallant merian swashbuckler shouts, "Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! New
Celest's the best damn port we been set into, I say!"

(*): Sadhyra says, "SWASHBUCKLER WTF."

(*): Sadhyra says, "Do want."

A gallant merian swashbuckler shouts, "Har! Let's find us the best damn wenches
this fine city has to offer, boys!"

(*): Sadhyra says, "...don't want."

(*): You say, "XD."
Kaia2009-10-26 05:42:25
(*): Shuyin says, "I LOVE NYIR."
(*): Nyir says, ":(."
(*): Nyir says, ":D."
(*): Shuyin says, "This is the reason she is wife number 1."
(*): Nyir says, "Yes."
(*): Celina (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "What."
(*): Celina (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "DIAF you (naughty word)."
(*): Shuyin says, ":(."
(*): You say, "I'm number two."
(*): Celina (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "What, I better be at least number 2."
(*): Viynain says, "Narynth is 2."
(*): Viynain says, "Dylara is 3."
(*): Viynain says, "Marina is 4."
(*): Viynain says, "Celina is 5."
(*): Tervic says, "What are we counting?"
(*): Nyir says, "Shuyin's wives."
(*): Viynain says, "Marina > Celina apparently."
(*): Ried says, "Counting?"
(*): Tervic says, "One two three?"
(*): Viynain says, "Oh, we can bump that down if Ried is 4."
(*): Shuyin says, "Ah, ah, ah."
(*): Tervic says, "Oh shuji's wives?"
(*): Celina (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "What."
(*): Viynain says, "Let's toss in Nott as 5 too."
(*): Celina (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "WHAT."
(*): Viynain says, "So Marina is 6."
(*): Viynain says, "And Celina is 7."
(*): Celina (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Shuyin we're over."
(*): Shuyin says, ":(."
(*): Nyir says, "It is okay Shuyin."
(*): Celina (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Unless you up my rank."
(*): Shuyin says, "We've only been together for a bit, but we've had our moments."
(*): Shuyin says, "It's not you baby, it's me."
(*): Nyir says, "Wives 2-7 and I will make it better for you."
(*): Shuyin says, "I've got issues to work out."
(*): Shuyin says, "You've got a great personality though."
(*): Viynain says, "I like how he just drops Celina."
(*): Viynain says, "Without even trying XD."
(*): Celina (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "...."
(*): Celina (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Give me my poem back."
(*): Shuyin says, ":(."
(*): Celina (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "And my flower."
(*): Shuyin says, "No takebacks."
5 minutes later...
(*): Celina (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Alright shuy-poo, i've had time to think about us."
(*): Celina (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "And our relationship."
(*): Celina (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "And I think it's best, for our unborn child, if we work things out."
(*): Shuyin says, "What."
(*): Celina (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "First, I'm going to have to kill your harem."
(*): Viynain says, "Playing the I'm pregnant card XD."
(*): Celina (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Starting with Nyir. We'll work our way down."
(*): Celina (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "I will issue you for child support."
Kaia2009-10-26 05:55:52
(*): Merik says, "What does a chess board do?"
Unknown2009-10-26 16:20:24
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Lisette Tautou kisses a box of candy passionately.


Uhmm.. Kay.
Dynami2009-10-26 22:27:23
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(Celest): Munsia (from the Nexus World of Celest) says, "I moo...."

(Celest): Sevz (from the Aetherways) says, "Then moo, Munsia, moo like it is the end of the existence of cows and you are mourning the loss."
Unknown2009-10-27 00:02:03
The best of Leiliadhe.

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Leiliadhe Nightshade says to Talan, "People seem to think that it's part of our wyrden heritage or whatever, but it's not wyrden, it's just a normal river that's still polluted from when the Taint came through. Any sediment sampling or even just looking at it will tell you that."
Leiliadhe Nightshade says, "I remember arguing with Urazial about it."
Leiliadhe Nightshade says, "And he was worried I wanted us to be "pretty" like Serenwilde."
Leiliadhe Nightshade says, "And I was like, no, I just want to clear out the stagnation from the rivers, and clear the dead wood from the forests so they can grow anew with horrifying death-thorn trees and vines that try to strangle you."
Leiliadhe Nightshade says, "As nature intended."


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Leiliadhe Nightshade says to you, "I was thinking beheading by axe, impalement by random black ice spire, and.. I don't remember if I ever made up a third one, but there were gonna be at least three."
You frown and say, "Like what Serenwilde has?"
Leiliadhe says, "Pssshhhh..."
Leiliadhe Nightshade says, "Serenwilde's is lame."
Leiliadhe Nightshade says, "Some old bitch throwing rocks or whatever."


Nori2009-10-27 02:14:55
(Shadowmaze): Please welcome Babyeater who has just enrolled into the Shadowmaze
to learn the ways of the Shadowdancers!
(Glomdoring): Please welcome Babyeater who just stepped out of the Portal of
Fate as a new commune member!
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(Shadowmaze): Talan (from the Aetherways) says, "Welcome Baby eater!"
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(Shadowmaze): Ried says, "Welcome, Babyeater. Please read CGHELP SHADOWBOUND to
begin your lessons. If you have questions, you may ask them using CGT message>."
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(Shadowmaze): Shuyin (from the Aetherways) says, "You will fit right in."
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(Shadowmaze): Talan (from the Aetherways) says, "Indeed, indeed."
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(Shadowmaze): Talan (from the Aetherways) says, "Where is the crown,
Babyeater?!"
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(Shadowmaze): Kialkarkea says, "I'm partial to baby brains myself. You can snap
off the arm and use it for a spoon. A clean cut on the skull makes a good bowl
too."
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(Shadowmaze): Narynth says, "I'm getting hungry."



wub.gif They always make me giggle
Eventru2009-10-27 10:37:30
Nothing very funny about abusing newbies over collegium. glare.gif
Unknown2009-10-27 15:14:09
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(Market): Urazial says, "Tinkerer for hire. Serving those who submit to the glory of the Wyrd."
4174h, 4439m, 3576e, 10p, 18340en, 14649w eixkdb-

(Market): Doman says, "Tinkerer for hire, working for those who don't smell like crow feces."


It's not like I have (much) something against Glomdoring, but you know a TOTAL OWNAGE when you see one content.gif
Lawliet2009-10-27 21:27:17
(Wishes): Pectus says, "LAWLIET IS TRYING TO MAKE ME GIVE BIRTH TO THE ANTICHRIST!"
Unknown2009-10-27 21:31:20
QUOTE (Lawliet @ Oct 27 2009, 02:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(Wishes): Pectus says, "LAWLIET IS TRYING TO MAKE ME GIVE BIRTH TO THE ANTICHRIST!"


*sob* I refuseee. I refuse so haard.

And just so I don't get in trouble
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(CLAN): Larksyne says, "My vial told me that Talan wants to marry the farmer's wife."