QUOTE (Rael @ Jan 21 2010, 05:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I used to take the time to go over all our novice scrolls but I don't anymore. One Wyrm said outright that he was 'too lazy to read', but I had some free time and didn't mind sharing as long as the student was willing to listen. After spending over an hour and a half explaining the material, he thanked me for my time, complained that Lusternian is too complicated to play relative to Imperian, said he had to go and never showed his face again.
I was pretty traumatized and this happened at least 3 more times before I decided I could no longer be a undersecretary. I've been griefed dozens of times before but these experiences stand out as amongst the worst.
I was pretty traumatized and this happened at least 3 more times before I decided I could no longer be a undersecretary. I've been griefed dozens of times before but these experiences stand out as amongst the worst.
SO. TRUE.
QUOTE ("Novice pyro description snippet...")
A round perky ass, just begging to be grabbed and squeezed.
Just begging. Oh baby. Is this the norm for Gaudi (it's certainly not the first) or are people making alts for the wet t-shirt contest? I wonder how many ministers I could trick into secksing me up.
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Wake up,
peopleQUOTE (MakuiLet @ Jan 22 2010, 07:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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Wake up,
peopleNo, the sun is still up. It burnses us! BUUURRRRNNNNSES USSSSSSSS!
(skype me some time and I'll do the voice for you)
QUOTE (Kaia @ Oct 26 2009, 12:42 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(*): Shuyin says, "I LOVE NYIR."
(*): Nyir says, ":(."
(*): Nyir says, ":D."
(*): Shuyin says, "This is the reason she is wife number 1."
(*): Nyir says, "Yes."
(*): Celina (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "What."
(*): Celina (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "DIAF you (naughty word)."
(*): Shuyin says, ":(."
(*): You say, "I'm number two."
(*): Celina (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "What, I better be at least number 2."
(*): Viynain says, "Narynth is 2."
(*): Viynain says, "Dylara is 3."
(*): Viynain says, "Marina is 4."
(*): Viynain says, "Celina is 5."
(*): Tervic says, "What are we counting?"
(*): Nyir says, "Shuyin's wives."
(*): Viynain says, "Marina > Celina apparently."
(*): Ried says, "Counting?"
(*): Tervic says, "One two three?"
(*): Viynain says, "Oh, we can bump that down if Ried is 4."
(*): Shuyin says, "Ah, ah, ah."
(*): Tervic says, "Oh shuji's wives?"
(*): Celina (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "What."
(*): Viynain says, "Let's toss in Nott as 5 too."
(*): Celina (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "WHAT."
(*): Viynain says, "So Marina is 6."
(*): Viynain says, "And Celina is 7."
(*): Celina (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Shuyin we're over."
(*): Shuyin says, ":(."
(*): Nyir says, "It is okay Shuyin."
(*): Celina (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Unless you up my rank."
(*): Shuyin says, "We've only been together for a bit, but we've had our moments."
(*): Shuyin says, "It's not you baby, it's me."
(*): Nyir says, "Wives 2-7 and I will make it better for you."
(*): Shuyin says, "I've got issues to work out."
(*): Shuyin says, "You've got a great personality though."
(*): Viynain says, "I like how he just drops Celina."
(*): Viynain says, "Without even trying XD."
(*): Celina (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "...."
(*): Celina (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Give me my poem back."
(*): Shuyin says, ":(."
(*): Celina (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "And my flower."
(*): Shuyin says, "No takebacks."
5 minutes later...
(*): Celina (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Alright shuy-poo, i've had time to think about us."
(*): Celina (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "And our relationship."
(*): Celina (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "And I think it's best, for our unborn child, if we work things out."
(*): Shuyin says, "What."
(*): Celina (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "First, I'm going to have to kill your harem."
(*): Viynain says, "Playing the I'm pregnant card XD."
(*): Celina (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Starting with Nyir. We'll work our way down."
(*): Celina (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "I will issue you for child support."
(*): Nyir says, ":(."
(*): Nyir says, ":D."
(*): Shuyin says, "This is the reason she is wife number 1."
(*): Nyir says, "Yes."
(*): Celina (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "What."
(*): Celina (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "DIAF you (naughty word)."
(*): Shuyin says, ":(."
(*): You say, "I'm number two."
(*): Celina (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "What, I better be at least number 2."
(*): Viynain says, "Narynth is 2."
(*): Viynain says, "Dylara is 3."
(*): Viynain says, "Marina is 4."
(*): Viynain says, "Celina is 5."
(*): Tervic says, "What are we counting?"
(*): Nyir says, "Shuyin's wives."
(*): Viynain says, "Marina > Celina apparently."
(*): Ried says, "Counting?"
(*): Tervic says, "One two three?"
(*): Viynain says, "Oh, we can bump that down if Ried is 4."
(*): Shuyin says, "Ah, ah, ah."
(*): Tervic says, "Oh shuji's wives?"
(*): Celina (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "What."
(*): Viynain says, "Let's toss in Nott as 5 too."
(*): Celina (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "WHAT."
(*): Viynain says, "So Marina is 6."
(*): Viynain says, "And Celina is 7."
(*): Celina (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Shuyin we're over."
(*): Shuyin says, ":(."
(*): Nyir says, "It is okay Shuyin."
(*): Celina (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Unless you up my rank."
(*): Shuyin says, "We've only been together for a bit, but we've had our moments."
(*): Shuyin says, "It's not you baby, it's me."
(*): Nyir says, "Wives 2-7 and I will make it better for you."
(*): Shuyin says, "I've got issues to work out."
(*): Shuyin says, "You've got a great personality though."
(*): Viynain says, "I like how he just drops Celina."
(*): Viynain says, "Without even trying XD."
(*): Celina (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "...."
(*): Celina (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Give me my poem back."
(*): Shuyin says, ":(."
(*): Celina (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "And my flower."
(*): Shuyin says, "No takebacks."
5 minutes later...
(*): Celina (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Alright shuy-poo, i've had time to think about us."
(*): Celina (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "And our relationship."
(*): Celina (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "And I think it's best, for our unborn child, if we work things out."
(*): Shuyin says, "What."
(*): Celina (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "First, I'm going to have to kill your harem."
(*): Viynain says, "Playing the I'm pregnant card XD."
(*): Celina (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Starting with Nyir. We'll work our way down."
(*): Celina (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "I will issue you for child support."
...
Slightly disturbed. Just slightly.QUOTE
SOMEONE leans against the nearby wall, his eyes watching your sleeping form intently.
I need an adult!
QUOTE
Tuck Stormcrow, Initiate of Night's Secrets asks you, "Big brother?"
You ponder the situation.
Tuck tugs urgently on your sleeve.
Pyawr chuckles long and heartily.
You say, "Yes, ponderous mortal?"
Tuck Stormcrow, Initiate of Night's Secrets whispers to you, "What is a honeymoon for??"
The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.
Nori quickly devours an enticing crimson cup cake.
Tuck tilts his head and listens intently to you.
Nori stretches and purrs like a cat.
Pruxi's eyes sparkle with amusement.
You say, "See? That was my Eventru impersonation, hehe."
Tuck's mouth turns up as his face breaks into a smile.
You ponder the situation.
Pyawr's mouth turns up as his face breaks into a smile.
Tuck ponders the situation.
You say, "Well, it refers to when the birds and the bees all fly up to the moon to watch the lovers, brothers. The bees happen to bring snacks, however, and make a big mess."
You say, "Thus, you get a large honeymoon."
Pyawr Stormcrow says to you, "The bees and their snacks. They are so greedy, too! Stinging instead of sharing."
Comprehension flashes across Tuck's face.
Tuck Stormcrow, Initiate of Night's Secrets says, "That doesn't sound like fun..."
Mirenye Stormcrow, Daughter of Silver Moonlight says to you, "Thus I do not get... When you eat like a bird, do you not eat tiny amounts?"
Tuck Stormcrow, Initiate of Night's Secrets says to Pyawr, "Did the bees sting you a lot?"
Mirenye Stormcrow, Daughter of Silver Moonlight says to Pyawr, "But I suppose beeds eat a lot."
Marsali blushes furiously.
Mirenye Stormcrow, Daughter of Silver Moonlight says to Pyawr, "Bees even."
Pyawr Stormcrow says to Tuck, "Yes. You'd see Pyawr go one way, and a cloud of bees in pursuit. Then the other way, bees still after."
Mirenye Stormcrow, Daughter of Silver Moonlight smiles impishly and says to Tuck, "He was all swollen."
Pyawr's eyes sparkle with amusement.
You say, "Aye. There is plenty of poking with things in general the entire night. Those dastardly bees, eh? You'd think they'd leave the birds alone."
Pyawr's eyes sparkle with amusement.
Marsali looks up curiously.
Tuck Stormcrow, Initiate of Night's Secrets asks, "Is that after Ironbeard invades?"
Tuck Stormcrow, Initiate of Night's Secrets asks, "Or before?"
Marsali Stormcrow, Keeper of Night's Secrets's eyes widen with alarm.
"Be right back!" Nori cries.
Nori leaves to the southeast.
Pyawr Stormcrow laughingly says to Tuck, "He is the master of bees. The Bee King??"
Mirenye Stormcrow, Daughter of Silver Moonlight says to Tuck, "Oh we never even got to that point. He took residence in our bedroom and would not leave!"
You roll on the floor, laughing.
Marsali Stormcrow, Keeper of Night's Secrets scratches her head ditzily and asks, "What's going on again?"
Mirenye Stormcrow, Daughter of Silver Moonlight says to Marsali, "He was definitely smelling of the colonge of too much cognac and we had to sleep in the courtyard."
You say, "Oh gods, I think I'm actually crying....."
Tuck Stormcrow, Initiate of Night's Secrets asks, "So how did Pyawr get stung by bees, if Ironbeard didn't let you get to the snack?"
You ponder the situation.
Tuck tugs urgently on your sleeve.
Pyawr chuckles long and heartily.
You say, "Yes, ponderous mortal?"
Tuck Stormcrow, Initiate of Night's Secrets whispers to you, "What is a honeymoon for??"
The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.
Nori quickly devours an enticing crimson cup cake.
Tuck tilts his head and listens intently to you.
Nori stretches and purrs like a cat.
Pruxi's eyes sparkle with amusement.
You say, "See? That was my Eventru impersonation, hehe."
Tuck's mouth turns up as his face breaks into a smile.
You ponder the situation.
Pyawr's mouth turns up as his face breaks into a smile.
Tuck ponders the situation.
You say, "Well, it refers to when the birds and the bees all fly up to the moon to watch the lovers, brothers. The bees happen to bring snacks, however, and make a big mess."
You say, "Thus, you get a large honeymoon."
Pyawr Stormcrow says to you, "The bees and their snacks. They are so greedy, too! Stinging instead of sharing."
Comprehension flashes across Tuck's face.
Tuck Stormcrow, Initiate of Night's Secrets says, "That doesn't sound like fun..."
Mirenye Stormcrow, Daughter of Silver Moonlight says to you, "Thus I do not get... When you eat like a bird, do you not eat tiny amounts?"
Tuck Stormcrow, Initiate of Night's Secrets says to Pyawr, "Did the bees sting you a lot?"
Mirenye Stormcrow, Daughter of Silver Moonlight says to Pyawr, "But I suppose beeds eat a lot."
Marsali blushes furiously.
Mirenye Stormcrow, Daughter of Silver Moonlight says to Pyawr, "Bees even."
Pyawr Stormcrow says to Tuck, "Yes. You'd see Pyawr go one way, and a cloud of bees in pursuit. Then the other way, bees still after."
Mirenye Stormcrow, Daughter of Silver Moonlight smiles impishly and says to Tuck, "He was all swollen."
Pyawr's eyes sparkle with amusement.
You say, "Aye. There is plenty of poking with things in general the entire night. Those dastardly bees, eh? You'd think they'd leave the birds alone."
Pyawr's eyes sparkle with amusement.
Marsali looks up curiously.
Tuck Stormcrow, Initiate of Night's Secrets asks, "Is that after Ironbeard invades?"
Tuck Stormcrow, Initiate of Night's Secrets asks, "Or before?"
Marsali Stormcrow, Keeper of Night's Secrets's eyes widen with alarm.
"Be right back!" Nori cries.
Nori leaves to the southeast.
Pyawr Stormcrow laughingly says to Tuck, "He is the master of bees. The Bee King??"
Mirenye Stormcrow, Daughter of Silver Moonlight says to Tuck, "Oh we never even got to that point. He took residence in our bedroom and would not leave!"
You roll on the floor, laughing.
Marsali Stormcrow, Keeper of Night's Secrets scratches her head ditzily and asks, "What's going on again?"
Mirenye Stormcrow, Daughter of Silver Moonlight says to Marsali, "He was definitely smelling of the colonge of too much cognac and we had to sleep in the courtyard."
You say, "Oh gods, I think I'm actually crying....."
Tuck Stormcrow, Initiate of Night's Secrets asks, "So how did Pyawr get stung by bees, if Ironbeard didn't let you get to the snack?"
Stormcrow family Weddings: the Leader in Double Entrendes ever since it got hard to do!
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(Gaudiguch): Anyania (from the Aetherways) says, "I do love mel gibson."
(Gaudiguch): Anyania (from the Aetherways) says, "Hrm, MIS."
(Gaudiguch): Toracu says, "HA."
(Gaudiguch): Anyania (from the Aetherways) says, "Silence."
(Gaudiguch): Jackethan says, "She'll keel you."
(Gaudiguch): Toracu says, "HAHA."
(Gaudiguch): Anyania (from the Aetherways) says, "You like laughing, Toracu?"
(Gaudiguch): Anyania (from the Aetherways) says, "You need a jaw for that. Silence."
(Gaudiguch): Toracu says, "He did a jeff dunham thing."
(Gaudiguch): Toracu says, "HA."
(Gaudiguch): Anyania (from the Aetherways) says, "Who is Jeff Dunham?"
(Gaudiguch): Toracu says, "I cant answer without more laughter, sorry."
(Gaudiguch): Anyania (from the Aetherways) says, "Is that a new divine??"
(Gaudiguch): Anyania (from the Aetherways) says, "Then shut your mouth!"
(Gaudiguch): Toracu says, "He's the spark of insanity!"
(Gaudiguch): Toracu says, "HA."
(Gaudiguch): Anyania (from the Aetherways) says, "Hrm, MIS."
(Gaudiguch): Toracu says, "HA."
(Gaudiguch): Anyania (from the Aetherways) says, "Silence."
(Gaudiguch): Jackethan says, "She'll keel you."
(Gaudiguch): Toracu says, "HAHA."
(Gaudiguch): Anyania (from the Aetherways) says, "You like laughing, Toracu?"
(Gaudiguch): Anyania (from the Aetherways) says, "You need a jaw for that. Silence."
(Gaudiguch): Toracu says, "He did a jeff dunham thing."
(Gaudiguch): Toracu says, "HA."
(Gaudiguch): Anyania (from the Aetherways) says, "Who is Jeff Dunham?"
(Gaudiguch): Toracu says, "I cant answer without more laughter, sorry."
(Gaudiguch): Anyania (from the Aetherways) says, "Is that a new divine??"
(Gaudiguch): Anyania (from the Aetherways) says, "Then shut your mouth!"
(Gaudiguch): Toracu says, "He's the spark of insanity!"
(Gaudiguch): Toracu says, "HA."
