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Munsia2010-01-23 21:39:26
During the challenge...

(Team): Charune says, "T."
(Team): Charune says, "Ack."
Aoife2010-01-23 22:58:02
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Tailoring accessories 1
You carefully study a tailoring pattern.
Item: Backpack Type: Accessories Org: Public
Commodities: leather 5 rope 3
Layer: ACCESSORY Bodyparts: back
IMPORTANT: The main noun of this item MUST use this name: BACKPACK
Appearance:
a canvas backpack
Dropped:
A canvas backpack lies face-down here.
Examined:
It is large enough to hold a considerable amount of goods. Grey and mottled brown, it has been skillfully woven to keep out the majority of water in the rain. Pockets of all shapes and sizes hang off of it, ready to store any number of things.
Comments:


When you request said pattern to make your own:

WARNINGS:
- Design might include the word SKILLFUL. Please use British spellings.

Irony!
Asin2010-01-24 01:00:47
(Wishes): Kialkarkea says, "So. My power-adapter for my laptop is uniquely expensive."

(Wishes): Kialkarkea says, "And rare."

(Wishes): Siam says, "And it resets to you, I hope."
Siam2010-01-24 02:29:06
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A fold appears in the tapestry of fate, heralding the birth of a new year as the gods pen the next chapter into the neverending story that is Lusternia.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
The Stables of the Wyrden Thorn does not have the fees to care for a bloodthirsty wyvern with scarred bat wings, who suffers from neglect.
A bloodthirsty wyvern with scarred bat wings has lost a level.
The Stables of the Wyrden Thorn does not have the fees to care for a ferocious hippogriff with black wings, who suffers from neglect.
A ferocious hippogriff with black wings has lost a level.
The Stables of the Wyrden Thorn does not have the fees to care for a gleaming wyvern with golden feathered wings, who suffers from neglect.
A gleaming wyvern with golden feathered wings has lost a level.
The Stables of the Wyrden Thorn does not have the fees to care for a pale hippogriff with dark brown wings, who suffers from neglect.
A pale hippogriff with dark brown wings has lost a level.
It is now the 1st of Estar, 256 years after the Coming of Estarra.
Siam2010-01-24 03:20:34
QUOTE (Esano @ Jan 24 2010, 11:18 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Just be glad you were online when that happened, and didn't come back to 20+ messages.


Man, I had 20++ spore decay messages when I logged back on after 3~4 days of being away.

Also:
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(The Swarm): Viynain (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Krellan has entered the Glomdoring Forest."
(The Swarm): Dylara says, "Curse that Krellan."

Edit:
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(The Swarm): Viynain (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Krellan has left the Glomdoring Forest."
(The Swarm): Crek says, "That dastardly Krellan."
Aerotan2010-01-24 06:13:47
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A mote of white light blossoms into existence where the power draws to - elongating into the shame of a large humanoid being.
Shaddus2010-01-24 06:26:52
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An etherealistic voice that lilts on the edges of aural sensation fills the air, "By your own oath, Atellus, you will submit when I demand it. Do not doubt that."

An etherealistic voice that lilts on the edges of aural sensation fills the air, "Challenge Me again and I shall bind you to that oath in ways you cannot even imagine. Now be silent. Let the test continue."

You say to Atellus, "Did you vow something to this voice?"

An etherealistic voice that lilts on the edges of aural sensation fills the air, "Jazella.. Now there's a name I owe something to.."

Speaking in a slow quiet voice, Atellus says, "The only oath I have sworn was removed by the One I swore to."

You say, "Could it be Lady Terentia? I believe hearing that She held people to their oaths, no matter what."

You ponder the command chair thoughtfully, looking it up and down.

Terentia, the Even Bladed has bestowed Her divine truefavour upon you. It will last for 10 months.

You smile softly.


A coalescing of power begins to form in the center of the chamber, energy drawing from all angles and spaces.



A mote of white light blossoms into existence where the power draws to - elongating into the shame of a large humanoid being.

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The white light fades from view, revealing the form of the Even Bladed.

Inagin humbly drops one knee to the ground before Terentia, genuflecting reverently in Her presence.

You bow respectfully to Terentia.

Terentia, the Even Bladed says to Jazella, "I believe you left without a good-bye."

She is a radiant immortal and seems to radiate with a sense of austerity, making Her otherwise diminutive frame easily overlooked. Coral blue hair partially frames a sharply angular face, the rest smartly pulled back in a practical braid and wrapped in gleaming white leather. Icy green eyes are set in a steely gaze that is constantly and completely focused, seeming to never miss a single detail. Lithe muscles ripple gracefully beneath smooth, faintly silvery skin, left untouched by the brand of time or battle alike. Despite the youthful quality of Her appearance, Her lips are set in a tight, thin line that seem to suggest the disposition of a more ageless being. A series of blue bandages encircle Her right arm and upper torso. She is wearing a pair of bejeweled silver bracers, a pair of tabi socks and sandals, an elegant cloak of radiant white, 2 shining silver scabbards, a skirt of bejewled silver scalemail, a glittering white necklace, and an intricate breastplate of white edged in silver.


Love it.
Kaia2010-01-24 06:50:12
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Celina tumbles out of the trees above you with a surprised yell.
You wince as you hear Celina's right leg snap.

Celina, Champion of the Wyrd says, "Uh oh."

Crek peers at Celina unscrupulously.

Celina, Champion of the Wyrd says, "Busted."

Druid Crek, Eye of Crow says, "Not stealthy at all, Talons."

You look about yourself, rubbing your chin thoughtfully.

"Shoo! Shoo!" Crek says to Celina as he waves her away.

Celina snaps her fingers.

Celina leaves to the south, emanating an aura of immense power.
Shaddus2010-01-24 07:14:49
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(The StarLight Initiative): You say, "Now my cat is trying to eat my poptart."
3866h, 4236m, 4182e, 10p, elrxkb<>-|Safe|
(The StarLight Initiative): Eldanien (from the Aetherways) says, "Your cat has good taste. I know, I'm Korean."
Casilu2010-01-24 09:48:08

(The Hartfire Hearth): You say, "So, no trashy romance novels. sad.gif."


(The Hartfire Hearth): Rika says, "You can write them in Halli."

clt3 you wouldn't publish them, though. tongue.gif
(The Hartfire Hearth): You say, "You wouldn't publish them, though. tongue.gif."

clt3 either you get riddles and philosophizing or porno
(The Hartfire Hearth): You say, "Either you get riddles and philosophizing or porno."

(The Hartfire Hearth): Rika says, "I wouldn't mind that smile.gif"

Rika is pro-porno. Remember this.
Siam2010-01-24 14:28:26
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
A sapphire vial, containing liniment, has turned to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
A sapphire vial, containing a choleric purgative, has turned to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
A sapphire vial, containing a love potion, has turned to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
A sapphire vial, containing a dark brown gardener's ale, has turned to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
A sapphire vial, containing a potion of healing, has turned to dust in your hands.
A sapphire vial, containing a phlegmatic purgative, has turned to dust in your hands.
An elegant white letter has decayed to dust inside of backpack#100845.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as some iridescent spores turns to dust in your hands.
It is now the 13th of Estar, 256 years after the Coming of Estarra.

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Vathael2010-01-24 16:46:35
(Jhagar): Melville (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "Woah, Terentia is on."

A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.

WHAT EVER GIVES YOU THAT IDEA.
Shaddus2010-01-24 16:47:51
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You squeal as you are suddenly flung up into the air and hit the ceiling with an awful crunch, dropping to the ground. <--- illusion by Pectus



Luxon peers about himself unscrupulously.

Brother Luxon, Supplicant of Humility says, "Yea sure."

look
The Pool of Stars.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. Meeting in the radiant heart of New Celest, the broad city streets come together in a large, open plaza of marbled stone. Rising in the centre of the plaza is a structure of noble and luminescent pillars which suspend a round, ring-shaped platform twenty feet above the light-studded surface of the pool below. The atmosphere within the structure and around the pool bristles with a warm, electrical energy, giving a slightly disorienting sense of dizziness and euphoria. A gradually ascending stairway winds its way about the inside of the pillars, leading towards the upper level of the structure and offering a bird's eye view of the pool. An enormously wide circular pool, as dark as the night sky, glitters softly between the columns. The resplendent figure of an archangel rises up from the ground, her golden wings furled protectively over a small figure cradled in her arms. There are 2 palm sigils here. A hunting trophy bearing Ceren's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. There are 2 fossilized remains of Pesukaru here. His form suffused with soft light, the Keeper of the Pool of Stars stands here attentively. A statue of Unitos stands here, memorializing his noble spirit. There are 3 Kusalas of the Tahtetso here. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. Sentinel Pectus Dawneye, The Silent Symphonia is here, shrouded. She wields a magic spatula in her left hand. Kelly is here, pondering thoughtfully. She wields a steel inquisitor rapier in each hand. Lawliet Letara, Bookchantress is here. She wields a glowing crystal staff in her left hand and a winged star-crested greatshield in her right. Terentia, the Even Bladed stands here, radiating an aura of austerity. She wields the Even Blade with both hands. Luxon is here, muttering frighteningly to himself. He wields a triple-ring silver tahto staff with both hands. Ryboi L'Aumes is here. He wields a delicate crystal staff in his left hand.
You see exits leading north, northeast, east, southeast, south, southwest, west, northwest, and up (open door).

Terentia, the Even Bladed says, "I somehow doubt that I am squealing, nor am I being flung."

A wry smile spreads across Terentia's face.

Your eyes widen in disbelief at Terentia as you softly exclaim, "Whoa."

You bow respectfully to Terentia.

Sentinel Pectus Dawneye, The Silent Symphonia says, "Oh shoot.."

Pectus curtseys respectfully before Terentia.

Kelly gives Terentia a respectful salute.

Lawliet blinks.

With a flourish of his arm, Luxon bows deeply.

You say, "Hail, Lady Terentia."

Terentia inclines Her head politely to those around Her.

Lawliet doubles over in laughter, wiping the tears from her eyes.

Luxon bows respectfully to Terentia.

The Pool of Stars.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. Meeting in the radiant heart of New Celest, the broad city streets come together in a large, open plaza of marbled stone. Rising in the centre of the plaza is a structure of noble and luminescent pillars which suspend a round, ring-shaped platform twenty feet above the light-studded surface of the pool below. The atmosphere within the structure and around the pool bristles with a warm, electrical energy, giving a slightly disorienting sense of dizziness and euphoria. A gradually ascending stairway winds its way about the inside of the pillars, leading towards the upper level of the structure and offering a bird's eye view of the pool. An enormously wide circular pool, as dark as the night sky, glitters softly between the columns. The resplendent figure of an archangel rises up from the ground, her golden wings furled protectively over a small figure cradled in her arms. There are 2 palm sigils here. A hunting trophy bearing Ceren's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. There are 2 fossilized remains of Pesukaru here. His form suffused with soft light, the Keeper of the Pool of Stars stands here attentively. A statue of Unitos stands here, memorializing his noble spirit. There are 3 Kusalas of the Tahtetso here. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. Ryboi L'Aumes is here. He wields a delicate crystal staff in his left hand. Sentinel Pectus Dawneye, The Silent Symphonia is here, shrouded. She wields a magic spatula in her left hand. Kelly is here, pondering thoughtfully. She wields a steel inquisitor rapier in each hand. Terentia, the Even Bladed stands here, radiating an aura of austerity. She wields the Even Blade with both hands. Lawliet Letara, Bookchantress is here. She wields a glowing crystal staff in her left hand and a winged star-crested greatshield in her right. Luxon is here, muttering frighteningly to himself. He wields a triple-ring silver tahto staff with both hands.
You see exits leading north, northeast, east, southeast, south, southwest, west, northwest, and up (open door).


You hide a grin behind your hand.

Lawliet curtseys respectfully before Terentia.

Terentia, the Even Bladed says, "Walkers of the Light. Salutations."

Beads of sweat break out on Luxon's face.



(Cantors): Pectus says, "Never happened. Got it? Neeeveer."



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Terentia turns, fading into the aethers.

Sentinel Pectus Dawneye, The Silent Symphonia says to you, "You tattled, didn't you?"

Brother Luxon, Supplicant of Humility says, "Got freaking scared!"

You say, "Nope."

Sentinel Pectus Dawneye, The Silent Symphonia says, "Lord Eventru is cooler."

Pectus nods her head sagely.

A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You notice the lance of flame rushing towards your location just before it sears the air around you, slamming directly into Pectus's chest, causing her to stretch her mouth out in a wordless cry of pain. As the flame fades from Pectus's body, she relaxes again and begins to breathe, surprisingly left with no mark upon her.
4060h, 4236m, 4974e, 10p, elrxkb<>-|Safe|
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(Celest): Terentia says, "I heard that."
Kante2010-01-24 16:54:49
(Market): Anyania says, "Who wants to big alchemy job??"
Aoife2010-01-24 17:53:29
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A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
Shaddus2010-01-24 20:57:35
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Sarrasri arrives following Druid Lehki Talnara, of the Rabid Beasts.
Lehki enters from the north, emanating an aura of immense power.
4060h, 4236m, 4728e, 10p, elrxkb<>-|Safe|
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Muttering words of power, you trace a cobalt blue pentagram in the air that remains hovering before you, protecting against assault.
4060h, 4206m, 4728e, 10p, lrxkb<>-|Safe||Mana: -30|
Marshall Sarrasri Talnara, Arrow of the Hunt says, "Oh wait."
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Lehki squints his eyes and looks around.
An illusion of a divine environment melts away.
4060h, 4206m, 4728e, 10p, lrxkb<>-|Safe|
Frothy water swirls at your feet and glowing foam travels up your body.
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A brownie runs up and tickles Shamarah's sides.
Drawing back on his tiny bow, a pixie shoots an arrow straight at Shamarah.
A banshee stares at Shamarah, then suddenly emits a high-pitched screech at him, causing the colour to drain from his face.
The crone crosses her shriveled arms and turns her dark, penetrating gaze upon Shamarah.
4060h, 4206m, 4728e, 10p, lrxkb<>-|Safe|
{* New Target: (lehki) *}
play blanknote lehki
Shamarah clenches his fists and grits his teeth.
4060h, 4206m, 4728e, 10p, lrxkb<>-|Safe|
You wander off, beckoned by the will of a hideous archdemon.
You are recovering equilibrium and cannot move yet.



Teaming much?
Kante2010-01-24 21:37:59
The Portal of Fate flashes as Sexymonkey steps through, now ready to begin a fresh life in Lusternia.
Vathael2010-01-24 23:38:21
Ser Shuyin, Savant of Swords says, "They're gonna rush us."

Ser Shuyin, Savant of Swords says, "Hi."

Ceren Valtyros, the Earthen Ire says, "Hey."

Talan Ysav'rai says, "You think?"

Krellan Ysav'rai says, "Oh boy."

Scordatura Pizzicato, Narsrim D'cente`, Crescendo of Transformation says, "Obvious."

Ceren Valtyros, the Earthen Ire says, "Let's keep it clean."

Krellan Ysav'rai says, "This is awkward."

Krellan Ysav'rai says, "Oh man."

Krellan Ysav'rai says, "Let's call splitsies."
Nori2010-01-25 03:09:37
With a high-pitched hoot, a great horned owl wings in and deposits a letter into your hands, then flaps off again.
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p letter
This letter is made of the finest quality paper, and is rolled into a cylinder,
with a red ribbon to keep it from unfurling.
It has 13 months of usefulness left.
It weighs 1 ounce(s).
An elegant white letter is holding:
"fish230258" a fish wrapped in paper
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read letter
You read what is written on an elegant white letter:
HAPPY HAVE A FISH DAY.
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Razenth2010-01-25 04:12:01
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(Newbie): Krind says, "What god should I pray for if I die."
5730h, 6300m, 6000e, 10p, 26400en, 29400w elrx-


(Newbie): Melville says, "Pray to Fain."
5730h, 6300m, 6000e, 10p, 26400en, 29400w elrx-


Poor, poor novices.