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by Shiri

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Razenth2010-01-25 05:11:22
Celina has been judged and found wanting by the holy power of Merciful Judge Calina Zayah.
You see the death occur at the Fields of Divine Wrath.

(Market): Calina says, "Selling the head of my evil twin, send tells."
Rika2010-01-25 05:50:07
(Wishes): Vathael says, "I'm a girl."
Doman2010-01-25 06:52:10
(Hallifax): You say, "How is everyone?"

Somehow, typing that in once...caused it to be sent over CT over 20 times. SORRY!
Daereth2010-01-25 07:53:13
(*): You say, "Why do all your wives go inactive doman?"

(*): Doman says, "Once they sleep with me, they give up on life ever being as good ever again."
Arix2010-01-25 07:59:16
(The Daughters' Trinkets): Rika says, "I'm actually a 56 yo man, yes."
Arte2010-01-25 08:32:54
Shortly before I meet my death...

psi sub egoscan ixion
The max/current ego strength of Ixion: 6600/3861 (wtf??? Is that possibly right? This was after two psyvamps)

You tell Supreme Commander Kalas Ixion, Planeswalker, "Are you an illithoid?"

Ixion tells you, "I am Ixion."
Casilu2010-01-25 09:00:45
You will now be known as Rika's little Casilu, by order of Rika Talnara, Wings of Mystery.


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Rael2010-01-25 13:58:55
QUOTE (Doman @ Jan 24 2010, 11:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(Hallifax): You say, "How is everyone?"

Somehow, typing that in once...caused it to be sent over CT over 20 times. SORRY!


Ah yes, I do this occasionally when linking bulls on astral without acquisitio.

gt bull
X20
(Ebonguard): bull
(Ebonguard): bull
(Ebonguard): bull
(Ebonguard): bull
(Ebonguard): bull
(Ebonguard): bull
(Ebonguard): bull
(Ebonguard): bull
(Ebonguard): bull

Then Shuyin gets annoyed and everybody else says nothing.
Shaddus2010-01-25 16:02:07
Kidbit has died from the fecundity of the Vortex.
You see the death occur at before the Eternal Flame.
Snaithy2010-01-25 16:56:19
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URING: prone with stand
Faenae carefully wipes all the poisons off of a solid iron tahto staff.
5141h, 3287m, 4035e, 10p, elrxkbp<>-|Proned!|
That pipe is already empty.
5141h, 3287m, 4035e, 10p, elrxkbp<>-|Proned!|
CURING: hemiplegy_right with myrtle, prone with stand
You remove 1 coltsfoot, bringing the total in the Rift to 13.
5141h, 3287m, 4035e, 10p, elrxkbp<>-|Proned!|
Your right arm must be free.
5141h, 3287m, 4035e, 10p, elrxkbp<>-|Proned!|
You must have two legs to do that.
5141h, 3287m, 4035e, 10p, elrxkbp<>-|Proned!|
CURING: prone with stand
You have nothing in your inventory capable of starting a fire.
5141h, 3287m, 4035e, 10p, elrxkbp<>-|Proned!|
What is it you wish to smoke?pipelist
5141h, 3287m, 4035e, 10p, elrxkbp<>-|Proned!|
CURING: prone with stand
Faenae carefully wipes all the poisons off of a solid iron tahto staff.
5141h, 3287m, 4035e, 10p, elrxkbp<>-|Proned!|
You must have two legs to do that.
5141h, 3287m, 4035e, 10p, elrxkbp<>-|Proned!|
CURING: prone with stand
With a quick spin, Faenae strikes your chest with a solid iron tahto staff.
You gasp and clutch your chest as it is struck with a crack.
With a quick spin, Faenae kicks you in the gut with her right foot.
With a quick spin, Faenae strikes your gut with a solid iron tahto staff.
4546h, 3287m, 4035e, 10p, elrxkbp<>-|Proned!||Health: -595|
ADDED: chestpain
CURING: chestpain with regeneration to chest
You must have two legs to do that.
4546h, 3287m, 4035e, 10p, elrxkbp<>-|Proned!|
CURING: prone with stand
4546h, 3287m, 4035e, 10p, elrxkbp<>-|Proned!|
You must have two legs to do that.
4546h, 3287m, 4035e, 10p, elrxkbp<>-|Proned!|
CURING: prone with stand
You must have two legs to do that.
4546h, 3287m, 4035e, 10p, elrxkbp<>-|Proned!|
CURING: prone with stand
What is it that you wish to drink?
{* You may be out of *}4546h, 3287m, 4035e, 10p, elrxkbp<>-|Proned!|
You take out some salve and quickly rub it on your chest.
4546h, 3287m, 4035e, 10p, elrxkbp<>-|Proned!|
You must have two legs to do that.
4546h, 3287m, 4035e, 10p, elrxkbp<>-|Proned!|
CURING: hemiplegy_right with myrtle, prone with stand
4546h, 3287m, 4035e, 10p, elrxkbp<>-|Proned!|
You adjust your attention spent parrying your gut.
4546h, 3287m, 4035e, 10p, elrxkbp<>-|Proned!|
That pipe is already empty.
4546h, 3287m, 4035e, 10p, elrxkbp<>-|Proned!|
You remove 1 coltsfoot, bringing the total in the Rift to 12.
4546h, 3287m, 4035e, 10p, elrxkbp<>-|Proned!|
Your right arm must be free.
4546h, 3287m, 4035e, 10p, elrxkbp<>-|Proned!|
You must have two legs to do that.
4546h, 3287m, 4035e, 10p, elrxkbp<>-|Proned!|
CURING: prone with stand
You must have two legs to do that.
4546h, 3287m, 4035e, 10p, elrxkbp<>-|Proned!|
CURING: prone with stand
You bleed 48 health.
4498h, 3287m, 4035e, 10p, elrxkbp<>-|Proned!||Health: -48|
You have nothing in your inventory capable of starting a fire.
4498h, 3287m, 4035e, 10p, elrxkbp<>-|Proned!|
What is it you wish to smoke?pipelist
4498h, 3287m, 4035e, 10p, elrxkbp<>-|Proned!|
You must have two legs to do that.
4498h, 3287m, 4035e, 10p, elrxkbp<>-|Proned!|
CURING: prone with stand
You must have two legs to do that.
4498h, 3287m, 4035e, 10p, elrxkbp<>-|Proned!|
CURING: prone with stand
You must have two legs to do that.
4498h, 3287m, 4035e, 10p, elrxkbp<>-|Proned!|
CURING: prone with stand
You may apply another salve to yourself.
4498h, 3227m, 4035e, 10p, elrxkbp<>-|Proned!||Mana: -60|
4498h, 3227m, 4035e, 10p, elrxkbp<>-|Proned!|
CURING: hemiplegy_right with myrtle, prone with stand
You must have two legs to do that.
4498h, 3227m, 4035e, 10p, elrxkbp<>-|Proned!|
CURING: prone with stand
You must have two legs to do that.
4498h, 3227m, 4035e, 10p, elrxkbp<>-|Proned!|
CURING: prone with stand
You must have two legs to do that.
4498h, 3227m, 4035e, 10p, elrxkbp<>-|Proned!|
CURING: prone with stand
4498h, 3167m, 4035e, 10p, elrxkbp<>-|Proned!||Mana: -60|
That pipe is already empty.
4498h, 3167m, 4035e, 10p, elrxkbp<>-|Proned!|
You remove 1 coltsfoot, bringing the total in the Rift to 11.
4498h, 3167m, 4035e, 10p, elrxkbp<>-|Proned!|
Your right arm must be free.
4498h, 3167m, 4035e, 10p, elrxkbp<>-|Proned!|
You have nothing in your inventory capable of starting a fire.
4498h, 3167m, 4035e, 10p, elrxkbp<>-|Proned!|
What is it you wish to smoke?pipelist
4498h, 3167m, 4035e, 10p, elrxkbp<>-|Proned!|
You must have two legs to do that.
4498h, 3167m, 4035e, 10p, elrxkbp<>-|Proned!|
CURING: prone with stand
You must have two legs to do that.
4498h, 3167m, 4035e, 10p, elrxkbp<>-|Proned!|
CURING: prone with stand
You must have two legs to do that.
4498h, 3167m, 4035e, 10p, elrxkbp<>-|Proned!|
CURING: prone with stand
You must have two legs to do that.
4498h, 3167m, 4035e, 10p, elrxkbp<>-|Proned!|
CURING: prone with stand
4498h, 3167m, 4035e, 10p, elrxkbp<>-|Proned!|
CURING: hemiplegy_right with myrtle, prone with stand
You must have two legs to do that.
4498h, 3167m, 4035e, 10p, elrxkbp<>-|Proned!|
CURING: prone with stand
You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
You must have two legs to do that.
4498h, 3167m, 4035e, 10p, elrxkbp<>-|Proned!|
CURING: prone with stand, gut_wounds with health
heartstop
You must have two legs to do that.
4498h, 3167m, 4035e, 10p, elrxkbp<>-|Proned!|
CURING: prone with stand
You must have two legs to do that.
4498h, 3167m, 4035e, 10p, elrxkbp<>-|Proned!|
CURING: prone with stand
That pipe is already empty.
4498h, 3167m, 4035e, 10p, elrxkbp<>-|Proned!|
CURING: prone with stand
Faenae twirls a solid iron tahto staff elegantly, then drives it into your chest with all her might.
A sudden spasm of pain jolts you before all feeling fades away as your frail heart explodes inside your chest. You twitch helplessly on the ground before falling still in the calm repose of death.
You have been slain by Faenae.
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You have been defeated and are thrown out of the Arena.
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The spectator stands of the Klangratch Tournies.
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. Trooper Tynghall Blackcopse, Ops Initiate is here. He wields a darkened hammer in each hand. Trooper Shiawase, Combat Trainee is here. She wields a rosy hammer of lust in her right hand.
You see exits leading in and out.

Arena Tracker for Faenae: Kills {} Deaths {1}
5460h, 2790m, 3786e, 10p, elrx<>-|Safe|
|Health: 962||Mana: -377||Ego: -249|
CURING: fire with fire, kafe with kafe
You remove 1 coltsfoot, bringing the total in the Rift to 10.
5460h, 2790m, 3786e, 10p, elrx<>-|Safe|
5460h, 2790m, 3786e, 10p, elrx<>-|Safe|
You have nothing in your inventory capable of starting a fire.
5460h, 2790m, 3786e, 10p, elrx<>-|Safe|
What is it you wish to smoke?pipelist
5460h, 2790m, 3786e, 10p, elrx<>-|Safe|
CURING: sixthsense with faeleaf
You stand straight up.
5460h, 2790m, 3786e, 10p, elrx<>-|Safe|
You stand straight up.
5460h, 2790m, 3786e, 10p, elrx<>-|Safe|
You stand straight up.
5460h, 2790m, 3786e, 10p, elrx<>-|Safe|
You take out some healing potion and quickly rub it on your gut.
The potion has no discernable effect.
5460h, 2790m, 3786e, 10p, elrx<>-|Safe|
With grim, final resolve you gather the mental strength to slay yourself and as a tear drops from your eye, you end your time on this mortal coil by stopping your heart in an instant.
You have been slain by misadventure.
A bog myrtle leaf falls out of your inventory.
A plug of coltsfoot falls out of your inventory.
A plug of coltsfoot falls out of your inventory.
A plug of coltsfoot falls out of your inventory.
Kill Tracker for misadventure: Kills {} Deaths {2}


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Myrtle pipe had decayed so tried to heartstop, which wouldnt go through due to curing spam.
Lawliet2010-01-25 17:38:56
(Wishes): Drae says, "Oh, come on. We all know nobody plays any other games. Lusternia is just to epic and amazing to ever consider playing anything else. I burned my xbox after finding this game."
Shaddus2010-01-25 20:12:01
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2010/01/25 20:03:21 - Jayden guildfavoured Pesukaru for: Not everyone deserves the warmth and blessings of the Light. May he continue to have mercy upon them by slaying them.


Best.Guildfavour.Ever.
Unknown2010-01-26 03:05:22
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2010/01/25 01:32:56 - Kaalak bought high-heeled, knee length boots for 450 gold


More stalking!

QUOTE
You hear a couple sharp raps emanate from the reinforced door to the up.

You give the reinforced door to the up a couple solid raps.

Cantor Forsetu of the Rhapsodic Cult yells, "Police, open up!"

Mirami2010-01-26 03:33:02
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gw
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Guildmember Rank Position GT GNT CGT
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Currently, there are 9 members on this Plane and 4 on other Planes.

topguilds
Guild Novice Score Member Score Vote Rating
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Pyromancers 8 112 3
Aeromancers 7 75 8
Spiritsingers 10 70 4
...
Ninjakari 1 11 0
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See HELP TOPGUILDS for an explanation of what this means.

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Shaddus2010-01-26 18:18:26
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The column of topaz light flares and becomes a beacon of cold white light, making Munsia scream and his body drop to the ground in a lifeless heap.
Lawliet2010-01-26 21:07:27

Calina clenches her fists and grits her teeth.
2471h, 4739m, 5140e, 9p, 21980en, 20679w esSixkdp-


Ceren's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
Ceren points his staff at you and it swells, rapidly discharging a torrent of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks into your body, engulfing flesh and smashing bone.
614h, 4739m, 5140e, 9p, 21980en, 20679w esSixkdp-




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Tervic2010-01-27 00:14:01
For reference, I'm Mouse. Long story involving Skype.

Someone says:
First, you need to find information on how to craft gears that can play tunes in the tower.
Mouse says:
Psh.
Someone says:
Would you rather it be a giant harp perhaps?
Mouse says:
bells?
YES
Someone says:
No wait.
Mouse says:
GIANT HARPSICHORD
that'd be epic
Someone says:
It's an enormous BANJO!
chalraes2010-01-27 04:54:42
QUOTE
Solanis Starfall says to Sawna, "Teach me, teach me, Noyan en-Lam."





Shaddus2010-01-27 06:41:33
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(The StarLight Initiative): Lorina says, "Fania."

(The StarLight Initiative): Lorina says, "I just got a letter in the mail."

(The StarLight Initiative): Lorina says, "It smelled of catnip and was covered in hair and said..."I haz ur Fania.""

(The StarLight Initiative): Lorina says, "And it was signed "Fania's censor.gif"."

(The StarLight Initiative): Lorina says, "Can I have your cat?"

(The StarLight Initiative): Fania says, "Yes."

(The StarLight Initiative): Fania says, "But I'm keeping my censor.gif."

(The StarLight Initiative): Lorina says, "Wha."

(The StarLight Initiative): Fania says, "My censor.gif is very cleaver to have written that letter."
Kiradawea2010-01-27 14:21:43
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Report #315

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