Quotes 6

by Shiri

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Rika2010-01-27 18:59:08
There was this as well. I'm not even an envoy.

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I agree with Rika here. Blah
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Sarrasri btw. Not Rika. Talnara mixup
Seraku2010-01-27 20:54:53
Explaining your abject poverty, you humbly request a little help from a monk disciple in grey robes.
A monk disciple in grey robes sighs dramatically and searches his pockets, looking for something to give you.
He comes up empty handed.

You thrust your hand out to a monk disciple in grey robes and beg shamelessly.
A monk disciple in grey robes keeps asking himself why he considered giving so much away, and pays you no attention.

But.. He didn't give me anything sad.gif
Unknown2010-01-27 21:29:02
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"You have been discharged from The Crystalline Cooking Cartel for the following reason: 'you are not welcome in my clan. Don't try and worm your way back in with Mistie. GET OUT OF MY CLAN you egotitsical thing!'."
Aoife2010-01-27 21:51:41
QUOTE (Kialkarkea @ Jan 27 2010, 04:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I wonder, do you think using the dismissal messages like that constitutes snub abuse? I don't think it does, but maybe. confused.gif


You could always see what happens :3

Though that might be wasting the admin's time, which isn't very nice.

A quote:

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(*): Rodngar says, "Ixion is allowed wherever Ixion damn pleases."

(*): Rodngar says, "Since he's.. yanno.. friggin' Ixion."

(*): Darvor says, "Stop gushing."

(*): Darvor says, "'OMG IXION IS AWESOME SIGN MY CHEST PLEEEASE'"
Unknown2010-01-27 22:14:03
Sepulchral whispers seethe across the Basin as the voice of Vathael Valtyros, the Crimson Holocaust rumbles, "I'll take both of them."

The sonorous, multi-toned voice of Elostian oscillates through the aether, "That will be twelve, ninety-five then, shall I put it in a box for you?"
Nori2010-01-27 22:23:19
Someone says, "Well, my speech is too poor for such intelectual deeds."
Arte2010-01-28 00:01:31
The Fun Police: Skarch desert edition.

_______ chuckles softly and nods. He pushes his hips forward, his hot Draconic (deleted for your safety and mine)

You say, "This is most inappropriate!"

You give a horrified gasp.

You call upon a gust of wind to push ____ out to the east.
____ is hurled out of the room to the east by the gust of wind.

(in hindsight, this log required too much editing to really be funny)
Ixion2010-01-28 00:28:53
Urazial has been squished under the mighty foot of Solanis Starfall.
You see the death occur at icebound forest buried beneath infinite starlight.

Thanks for making 99% of the basin smile when this happens.
Tervic2010-01-28 00:45:17
Penumbra Petra, Servant of Shadows says, "On that little floating bar at the bottom of my vision?"

Best way to explain the prompt I've seen yet.
Shaddus2010-01-28 01:28:11
QUOTE (Ixion @ Jan 27 2010, 07:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It made people smile, nothing more. Back to quotes.

Urazial makes me laugh.

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(Market): You say, "Selling 200 cloth at 30 per, 140 gold bars at 50 per. No enemies of Celest or tainted."

Urazial tells you, "Your face is tainted."

You tell Urazial Inseira, Shaper of Rhythms, "I know, but I keep washing it."

Urazial tells you, "Taintface."
Casilu2010-01-28 03:28:38
Do you really want the Illuminati and Templar to come back? Better get to voting for Lusternia!


Great way to get Hallifaxians not to vote.
Kaia2010-01-28 04:03:07
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(*): Celina says, "Toranado is close enough."
(*): Celina says, "Shut up, I'm from texas. It sounds like Tornado."
Asin2010-01-28 07:30:05
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(Market): You say, "Selling 5 credits for less than half market price because I can! Send me tells if you want them!"

Vaun tells you, "I do!"

Nori tells you, "I want them!"

(*): Solanis (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Lol wot."

Malarious tells you, "Meee."

Inagin tells you, "I want them!"

Perovskaya tells you, "I want them."

(*): Solanis (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "I only have 2632 gold on me right now sad.gif."

(*): You say, "Hehe."

Sidd tells you, "Me yo."

(*): You say, "I got 6 tells."

Rika tells you, "Meee."

(*): You say, "So far."

(*): You say, "7."

Sidd tells you, "I'll buy them then!"

(Market): You say, "Due to the large amount of tells I got I'll need to figure something out!"

Trello tells you, "Heh."

Perovskaya tells you, "I suggest alphabetical order, beginning with 'Perov'."

suspicious.gif

and then a few minutes later:
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(*): Malarious says, "Marie scares me.. shes the most fluffy mag I know."

(*): You say, "Fluffy?"

(*): Malarious says, "Its the smiley ones that can do the most damage."

I love you guys happy.gif
Casilu2010-01-28 08:58:16
Siam tells you, "My head is a sword magnet."
Aerotan2010-01-28 14:16:24
I find my leg tends to be...
Doman2010-01-28 22:28:22
A dracnari warrior stands sentinel here, sabre in hand and doing his best to look fierce.

This warrior is doing a rather good job of looking incredibly competent, despite the fact he's not actually doing anything at all and this may indeed be wherein his success lies. Rather than bumbling about like the idiot he undoubtedly is, this dracnari stands incredibly still, his tattered armour resting on his broad figure and looking as though the slightest touch would send it crumbling to pieces. His muscles bulge every now and then as if they had a life - and an agenda - of their own, although it's quite apparent that even when presented with the opportunity, this warrior would be too dumb to make much use of them.

...lulz

Edit: And another one I found lulzy

Noth is quite easily the most self-absorbed dracnari to have ever roamed the desert, and as such he is truly a sight to behold. He stands as far upright as he can, trying his hardest to look more important than anyone else nearby. His scales are an off-green sort of colour, more brown than anything else and hardened by endless years in the desert wind and sun. His snout is an incredibly odd shape, looking like it once got a piece hacked out of it by a blade of some sort, and judging by the way he messes with it, it has evidently given him plenty of sinus problems.
Atellus2010-01-28 23:33:03
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(): Pesukaru (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Look, this is no time to drop trou and see who wins.


whatthe.gif

What Celest is really arguing about when you attack.
snowla2010-01-29 02:14:12
QUOTE (casilu @ Oct 25 2009, 06:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
A gallant merian swashbuckler yells, "Where be the rum?!"
526h, 184m, 372e, 0p ex-
A Figment of Pectus Dawneye, Lady in the Memories yells, "You pirates, come here
now. Or no rum."
526h, 184m, 372e, 0p ex-
A gallant merian swashbuckler yells, "And the wenches!"
(Celest): Munsia says, "Well, they want wenches."
526h, 184m, 372e, 0p ex-
Celestial Bard Meir La'Saet, Refulgent Muse yells, "Where are you, Pirate? I
have your rum."
526h, 184m, 372e, 0p ex-
(Celest): Munsia says, "Give it to em."
526h, 184m, 372e, 0p ex-
(Celest): Snowla says, "On my way."

Oh god. Good times, how I miss you so.
Ronny2010-01-29 02:28:04
(Disciples of Klangratch): Munsia (from the Air Elemental Plane) says, "We're on water."
Unknown2010-01-29 04:19:57
Me: well i'm in ur base harvesting your herbs!
Razenth: lol
Me: I'M IN UR BASE!
Razenth: I'm in ur'base.
Me: nooo
Me: puns are my only weakness!