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by Shiri

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Kiradawea2010-02-05 00:32:04
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Message #777 Sent by: Renthur
02/04 22:57 "Got the shop."

Jackpot!
chalraes2010-02-05 01:13:40
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(Market): Dysolis says, "Seeking gunner."
...
(Market): Doman says, "Being a gunner seeking a crew."
...
(Ship): Daedroth says, "Erm..."

(Ship): Daedroth says, "We probably should not accept doman."

(Ship): Kaii says, "Yeah we dont want to catch anything."

(Ship): Ulviistra says, "Like air...?"

(Ship): Kaii says, "No more like diseases..."
Unknown2010-02-05 03:40:37
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You say to Lorina, "Does the word hubris sound dirty to you?"


Lady Lorina Aurelianos says, "I can make it sound dirty for a gold coin."

You give a gold sovereign to Lorina.


Lady Lorina Aurelianos says, "I want to stick your hubris in my mooouth."

Lorina performs a graceful curtsey.


crying.gif I can never say hubris again!
Lehki2010-02-05 03:56:05
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Somebody has been swallowed up and crushed in a chasm made by somebody else.
You see the death occur at the Sea of Despair.


I just have hard time picturing that one.
Nymerya2010-02-05 11:38:45
We're bashing, and Veracruz misses, meaning things aggro on Esano! Afterwards:


Esano gathers a handful of runes in his hands and casts them furiously upon the ground. He points a crooked finger at Veracruz and declares in a rasping voice a malign prophesy of sickness upon him as he turns a putrid shade of green.


With the heel of his palm, Veracruz smacks himself upside the head.


Veracruz uses his right foot to stomp on his left as hard as possible.


Veracruz uses his right foot to stomp on his left as hard as possible.

In a nasal voice, Warlord Esano Koicei, Scion of the Shattered Earth says, "Stop hitting yourself!"



Trooper Veracruz d'Murani, of the Army of Darkness says, "Next time I'll just stop attacking at a big group and ghost."

Veracruz shifts his eyes suspiciously from side to side.

Warlord Esano Koicei, Scion of the Shattered Earth says, "I can divinefire."


"Meh," says Veracruz nonchalantly.


Warlord Esano Koicei, Scion of the Shattered Earth says, "The person who loses out here is Nymerya."

symbol strike kephera
You point a bloody symbol of pain towards a kephera warrior, and a gout of black fire slams into his chest.
You have scored a CRITICAL hit!
A kephera warrior springs to a kephera warrior's defence.
A kephera warrior springs to a kephera warrior's defence.
A kephera warrior springs to a kephera warrior's defence.
A kephera warrior springs to a kephera warrior's defence.
A kephera warrior springs to a kephera warrior's defence.

Cue me running away and half of them aggro'ing on Esano!

They live and come find me!


Esano viciously smacks you about the chops.

Veracruz peers at you unscrupulously.


You say, "HOW'S THAT DIVINEFIRE NOW."

"Ha!" Veracruz exclaims with gusto.


Warlord Esano Koicei, Scion of the Shattered Earth says, "USED UP."
Unknown2010-02-05 18:38:55
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(Serenwilde): Barrin (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Bleh, wasnt wearing robes."

It is now the 4th of Estar, 257 years after the Coming of Estarra.

(Serenwilde): Lendren (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "We all say bleh when you're not wearing robes, Barrin."

(Serenwilde): Gloriannah (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Nah, just point and run in terror."

(Serenwilde): Iasmos says, "Bleargh."

The Portal of Fate flashes as Reiv steps through, now ready to begin a fresh life in Lusternia.

(Serenwilde): Barrin (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Just jealous."


(Serenwilde): Ishanali (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Dont worry, im running nude too!"
Kante2010-02-05 20:10:23
(Urth): You say, "On an unrelated note, might I be able to give the answers to the Converts exam on this channel, or shall I have to wait till someone is available?"

(Urth): Romero (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "I will be down to help soon."


I lol'd.
Kharaen2010-02-05 20:17:57
(*): Casilu (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I picture all of Gaudiguch getting married for a state-sponsored orgy."
Rika2010-02-05 20:34:45
Snowla tells you, "What exactly does being an indentured servant to hallifax entail?"
Kante2010-02-05 21:06:41
Jael tells you, "I would ask that you refrain from giving entry information to new students as of yet, as you are not a Professor - it's keeping our staff from doing their jobs."


...wut?

Helping novices? NO! You quit that bull :censor: right now, sir. RIGHT NOW.
Unknown2010-02-06 00:51:29
POLITICS NEWS #1699
Date: 2/6/2010 at 0:46
From:
To : Everyone
Subj: An Ascendant Rises in Magnagora
By decree of Grand Duke Esano and with full support of the Iron Council, let it be known that the Righteous Grand Duchy of Magnagora has this day imbued Narsrim with the energies of the Megalith of Doom, raising a Vernal Ascendant!

roflmao.gif
Siam2010-02-06 03:23:47
(Shadowmaze): Talan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Dream big."
(Shadowmaze): Magellus (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Are you kidding me?"
(Shadowmaze): Talan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "A little."

Kharaen2010-02-06 04:30:42
Just a friendly warning to those that want to siphon Celestia:

Lehki2010-02-06 06:21:50
The Domoth of War enters a dormant phase.
Narsrim takes control of the Steel Throne of Sharpest Swords.
6307h, 6360m, 5754e, 10p, 26660en, 29690w exkdb-<01:18:17.963>

Narsrim calls a lesser blessing of the Domotheos of War down upon the Cacophony Guild.
6307h, 6360m, 5754e, 10p, 26660en, 29690w exkdb-<01:18:40.173>

Reality tilts as you feel domotheon energies of Justice and War fluctuate wildly throughout creation.
The Domotheos of Justice becomes free.
The Domoth of Justice enters a dormant phase.
The Domotheos of War withdraws its orb.
The Domoth of War enters a dormant phase.
Midnight shadows coalesce around a new day, and Mother Night embraces the land in utter darkness.
It is now the 16th of Estar, 257 years after the Coming of Estarra.
6307h, 6360m, 5754e, 10p, 26660en, 29690w exkdb-<01:20:20.504>
Dynami2010-02-06 06:26:23
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Casilu tells you, "((Hay babby. I hear u liek mudkips in ur base.))"


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You tell Casilu, "\\\\ Casilu and dynami need to bump into each other more often."


Casilu arrives from the southeast.


Casilu bumps in you.
Lorina2010-02-06 06:29:42
QUOTE (Lehki @ Feb 6 2010, 01:21 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The Domoth of War enters a dormant phase.
Narsrim takes control of the Steel Throne of Sharpest Swords.
6307h, 6360m, 5754e, 10p, 26660en, 29690w exkdb-<01:18:17.963>

Narsrim calls a lesser blessing of the Domotheos of War down upon the Cacophony Guild.
6307h, 6360m, 5754e, 10p, 26660en, 29690w exkdb-<01:18:40.173>

Reality tilts as you feel domotheon energies of Justice and War fluctuate wildly throughout creation.
The Domotheos of Justice becomes free.
The Domoth of Justice enters a dormant phase.
The Domotheos of War withdraws its orb.
The Domoth of War enters a dormant phase.
Midnight shadows coalesce around a new day, and Mother Night embraces the land in utter darkness.
It is now the 16th of Estar, 257 years after the Coming of Estarra.
6307h, 6360m, 5754e, 10p, 26660en, 29690w exkdb-<01:20:20.504>


Ya! I actually felt bad...
I was like, "Wait didn't you JUST get that?"
Narsrim: "And it instantly rejected."
Nymerya2010-02-06 09:41:29
Jael and I were failing pretty badly at something, so I asked him wasn't he glad it was only in front of Esano (Who has the patience of seven saints, by the way) rather than someone like Narsrim. His response?


Gerent Jael d'Murani, Aois-Dana of Damnation says, "I had nightmares about him for a week after he dragged me half across the basin to kill me just for mazing him."


Gerent Jael d'Murani, Aois-Dana of Damnation says, "Imagine how I felt when I came back to find him champ."
Kante2010-02-06 09:57:26
Heresiarch Nymerya Koicei, Voice of the Forbidden says, "Because I happen to be LILITH AND I AM THE MOTHER OF DEMONS AND I WILL SMACK YOU SO HARD."
Kante2010-02-06 12:10:59
The thunderous beating of drums from Glomdoring can be heard throughout the land. The night thrums with power and grows darker.

Bad. Ass.
Munsia2010-02-06 14:28:31
You leap into the air and launch a flying kick at a champion of war.
You connect!
You have scored an OBLITERATING CRITICAL hit!
The final blow proves too much for a champion of war, who expires, pitifully.
You have slain a champion of war.
Many golden sovereigns spill from the corpse.
Esano grabs the gold and distributes it to Esano's Squad.
You are handed 65 for yourself.
Your mind propels the corpse of a champion of war into your hands.

moment later...

You leap into the air and launch a flying kick at a champion of war.
You connect!
You have scored a CRUSHING CRITICAL hit!
The final blow proves too much for a champion of war, who expires, pitifully.
You have slain a champion of war.
A large pile of sovereigns spill from the corpse.
Esano grabs the gold and distributes it to Esano's Squad.
You are handed 108 for yourself.
Your mind propels the corpse of a champion of war into your hands.

It was suggested that I punch, cause it's weaker....

You thrust your arm out in a quick jab at a champion of war.
You connect!
You have scored an OBLITERATING CRITICAL hit!
The final blow proves too much for a champion of war, who expires, pitifully.
You have slain a champion of war.
A large pile of sovereigns spill from the corpse.
Esano grabs the gold and distributes it to Esano's Squad.
You are handed 150 for yourself.
Your mind propels the corpse of a champion of war into your hands.