Quotes 6

by Shiri

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Len2010-02-06 18:20:34
Your motto is now: 'Oh the insanity!'
2672h, 3606m, 3606e, 10p, 11130en, 16350w ex-
(The Hartfire Hearth): Meae (from the Aetherways) says, ":o."
2672h, 3606m, 3606e, 10p, 11130en, 16350w ex-motto

You are filled with proud joy as you declaim, "Oh the insanity!"
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(The Hartfire Hearth): Meae (from the Aetherways) says, "Right, i'll go ahead
and report it."
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Elyonne gives you a horrified gasp.
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Elyonne's eyes fill with proud joy as she declaims, "Beyond the clouds...are
more clouds!"
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(The Hartfire Hearth): Casilu says, "Merci."
2672h, 3606m, 3606e, 10p, 11130en, 16350w ex-set motto HEY!! SHINY THING!!

Your motto is now: 'HEY!! SHINY THING!!'
2672h, 3606m, 3606e, 10p, 11130en, 16350w ex-motto

You are filled with proud joy as you declaim, "HEY!! SHINY THING!!"
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The air here pulses with the musical beat of deer hooves.
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Elyonne's eyes fill with proud joy as she declaims, "Where?!"
2672h, 3606m, 3606e, 10p, 11130en, 16350w ex-set motto Over there!!

Your motto is now: 'Over there!!'
2672h, 3606m, 3606e, 10p, 11130en, 16350w ex-motto

You are filled with proud joy as you declaim, "Over there!!"
2672h, 3606m, 3606e, 10p, 11130en, 16350w ex-point

You point off into the wild blue yonder.
2672h, 3606m, 3606e, 10p, 11130en, 16350w ex-giggle

You giggle happily.
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Elyonne points boldly towards the horizon and declares in a proud tone,
"Onward!"
Kante2010-02-06 18:34:49
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Darvor tells you, "So you won't threaten guildmembers ever again?"

Darvor smirks.

You tell Seditionist Darvor, Unholy Speaker, "Oh, I will not promise that at all. If they deserve to be threatened they deserve to be threatened. However, I simply do so out of care, so that they might become upstanding citizens."

Darvor tells you, "You will not threaten them. You will treat them with respect."

You tell Seditionist Darvor, Unholy Speaker, "That is, indeed, respect."

Darvor tells you, "No it's not."

You tell Seditionist Darvor, Unholy Speaker, "I am a respectful sort, you'll find. And indeed, I submit myself fully unto the Lords and Lady of Nil as well as the Engine."

Darvor tells you, "And do you accept the guild as their rightful representatives?"

You tell Seditionist Darvor, Unholy Speaker, "I find your willingness to help "police" everyone wonderful. Indeed, respect is also wonderful. However, I find your attitude to be incredibly distasteful, Seditionist."

Darvor tells you, "Let's speak frankly then? Without rank."

Darvor tells you, "I know you as a member of the Hearth too."

You tell Seditionist Darvor, Unholy Speaker, "My displays upon the hearth were that of insanity, and thus cannot be fully applied to who is speaking with you now."

You tell Seditionist Darvor, Unholy Speaker, "Beyond that, I find your attitude to be quite frankly, censor.gif and I would delight in tearing your soul from your rib cage provided it taught you a lesson."

You tell Seditionist Darvor, Unholy Speaker, "This is, of course, speaking without rank."

Darvor tells you, "Because you are going against guild law?"

You tell Seditionist Darvor, Unholy Speaker, "Because you pretend to be FAR more important than you are. So far, I have helped these two young novices more than I'm sure you've ever helped anyone."

You tell Seditionist Darvor, Unholy Speaker, "You are an undersecretary, not the Guild Administrator."

You tell Seditionist Darvor, Unholy Speaker, "Once again, this is without rank involved."

Darvor tells you, "Lots of hate in you isn't there."

You tell Seditionist Darvor, Unholy Speaker, "Says this one pacted with Lord Ashtorath."

You smile wryly at Darvor.

Darvor tells you, "You know what this whole conversatio nis a oke because you've mixed up ooc and ic."

Darvor tells you, "(( so ooc, :censored: you."


tell darvor ((Rofl. You're just pissed because your ass got TOLD, son. BOOOOM BITCH))

That person has chosen to ignore you.
Unknown2010-02-06 21:58:38
(Edit: I dun wanna marry Kante no more.)

QUOTE
Chef Arin Dekoven, The Special One (A dirty stripper bar)
Vathael2010-02-07 01:47:48

+--+ Placeus
+--+ Shric
+--+ Inagin
+--+ Lorina
+--+ Urazial
+--+ Sidd

For me? How flattering. smile.gif
Ameryth2010-02-07 03:26:47
(Newbie): Incabulos says, "IH stands for INFO HERE, to help you remember it.
INFO INV or II also works to target inventory items by number, also."

(Newbie): Incabulos says, "That last statement brought to you by Hallifax's
Department of Redundancy Department."

(Newbie): Skein says, "It's best not to go there, though."

(Newbie): Skein says, "You might not ever make it back out."

(Newbie): Jubility says, "Oh okay."

(Newbie): Incabulos says, "That's not true. Only 48% of accidents in Hallifax
are bureaucracy-related."

(Newbie): Meae says, "Papercuts?"

(Newbie): Lendren says, "And 4% occurred in the process of researching the 48%
statistic."

(Newbie): Skein says, "It's less about the accident and more about having to
sign papers. And sign them again. And again. And again. Too much redundancy!"

(Newbie): Kelysa says, "You might get punched in the face, in triplicate."
Razenth2010-02-07 04:42:21
(Newbie): Jubility says, "How long does stupidity last? shouldn't it go away after a while?"

(Newbie): Calina says, "It does not. you will need to cure it."

(Newbie): Incabulos says, "No. It needs to be cured."

(Newbie): Havastus says, "All afflictions must be cured in order to go away."

(Newbie): Pesukaru says, "It lasts until you cure it via eating pennyroyal or some other cure."

(Newbie): Narynth says, "HELP AFFLICTIONS will be an invaluable resource for you. Try eating some pennyroyal."

(Newbie): Melville says, "However, stupidity of the individual is difficult if not impossible to cure."
Unknown2010-02-07 05:23:14
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(CLAN): Mirai says, "You want man panties?"


(CLAN): Mirai says, "Miss..."


ohyeah.gif

QUOTE
You drop a magic spatula.
Meleris, Keeper of the Pool of Stars tells you, "Please don't litter around the Pool of Stars."
A silver coloured cat pounces at a magic spatula.


Wot?
Kaia2010-02-07 05:54:17
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You tell Celina, Champion of the Wyrd, "I would, however, marry some gold sovereigns, if you hear of any interested."

You tell Celina, Champion of the Wyrd, "Oops."

Celina tells you, "I'll...ask mine, though I think they are taken."
Lorina2010-02-07 06:57:33
Aqua Initiate Wised sticks out his tongue and says, "I have no idea why, but for some reason I keep feeling the urge to say, 'Mamma Mia'... Strange."

Whaaaaaat? Where did that come from. >_>
Unknown2010-02-07 08:51:23
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2010/02/07 01:55:57 - Krin bought a pair of sheer black stockings for 800 gold.


More stocking stalking!
Arte2010-02-07 11:11:03
You have slain a monstrous gravedigger.
The sandy walls of the pit fall away, revealing several tunnels.
You suddenly scoop up the corpse of a monstrous gravedigger.

sq d
The bottom of a crater.
A massive gravedigger queen lies here, half buried in slime. There are 2 monstrous gravediggers here. A diseased furrikin lies dead upon the ground, finally relieved of his misery.
You can see no further.

Poor guy never had a chance. sad.gif
Unknown2010-02-07 14:11:47
You are dead, perhaps you should "Pray for Salvation".
0h, 4860m, 1188e, 10p, 17600en, 24974w elrx-

pray for salvation
Being a small shrubbery, you are able to do aught but perhaps rustle a bit.
0h, 4860m, 1188e, 10p, 17600en, 24960w elrx-

Sooooo not cool!
Unknown2010-02-07 22:06:39
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Drill Sergeant Grench, Dreadhelm Trademistress (Female Archlich Orclach).
She is 130 years old, having been born on the 6th of Urlachmar, 127 years after the Coming of Estarra.
She is ranked 427th in Lusternia.
She is an extremely credible character.
She holds the position of a Troop Leader in the ur'Guard.
She is a Professor in the College of Necromantic & Tainted Research.
She is a Valleyrunner in the Fellowship of Explorers.
She is a graduate of the College of Necromantic & Tainted Research (honours).
She is a member of the clan called 'The Barracks.'
She is a member of the clan called 'The Aethercity of Deepnight.'
She is a member of the clan called 'BloodLotus Forging.'
She is a member of the clan called 'Children of Orlachmar.'
She is a member of the clan called 'Pirates of the Hearth.'
She is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
Her motto: 'Rawr.'
She is considered to be approximately 80% of your might.
She has been engaged to be married to Weapon Specialist Lomdomian for 1029 months.
She is not currently active in any family.
See HONOURS FULL GRENCH to view her 4 special honours.
Everiine2010-02-07 22:16:09
Okay, I know I know, bad form to quote yourself, but I was actually pleased with myself on this one:

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You say to , "And the right to insult other people's families? Do show me in the Leaves where you can do that."

You say to , "As this is not the first report of this I have heard."

says, "No law against me calling someone out when they're acting like an idiot."

You ask , "No, that's what I'm doing. What were you doing?"

Solanis tells you, "Smooth."
Lorina2010-02-07 22:50:40
(Blah): Xiphoid (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "I was always drawn to bald headed women. No idea why."

AND

(Blah): Pectus says, "My panties are riding up, but ;-; I can't fix it because people are here."
Shaddus2010-02-07 23:12:10
Tagging along to help Inagin

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You follow Sir Inagin, Companion of the Blade northwest to Illwater around a spire.
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A slimy, amphibious adorath's three eyes flare with a brilliant violet light, and a piercing pain stabs into your mind like a knife.
A slimy, amphibious adorath flails his barbed tentacles wildly, slicing viciously across your chest and leaving deep cuts.
A slimy, amphibious adorath hisses and plunges one of his barbed tentacles deep into your chest to inject his poison as the pain drains swiftly away.
A prickly stinging overcomes your body, fading away into numbness.
A slimy, amphibious adorath's three eyes flare with a brilliant violet light, and a piercing pain stabs into your mind like a knife.
183h, 3989m, 4882e, 8p, elrxkdbp<>-|Proned!||Health: -3755|



Yeah. Oops?
Kharaen2010-02-08 01:38:22
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You will now be known as Lady of Dreams, Kharaen, Champion of Beauty, by order of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted.


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Vathael2010-02-08 02:45:19
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You point your staff at a kephera warrior, and the burning ball at its tip flares and shoots a stream of liquid fire that blasts a kephera warrior, scorching his flesh.
A kephera warrior is blown to smithereens.
You have slain a kephera warrior.
Your mind propels the corpse of a kephera warrior into your hands.
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You have recovered equilibrium.
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point staff Kephera
You point your staff at Hive Queen Neferti, and the burning ball at its tip flares and shoots a stream of liquid fire that blasts Hive Queen Neferti, scorching her flesh.
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w
You must regain equilibrium first.
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movefailsafe fired

You have recovered equilibrium.
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point staff Kephera
Ahh, I am truly sorry, but I do not see anyone by that name here.
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wot
Mirami2010-02-08 02:50:26
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Your environment conforms to that of cloudy clouds.


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Shaddus2010-02-08 05:04:39
Rika explains to Deb Roundmuffin with cold logic and irrefutable reason that she must assimilate her personality and feelings of self into the collective of Borgifax.
Deb Roundmuffin says, "Actually, I'd rather not. You people have pasty skin."