Quotes 6

by Shiri

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Arix2010-02-08 05:24:27
(The Daughters' Trinkets): Rika says, "I want bloody tentacles."

also

(The Daughters' Trinkets): Anisu says, "Nah now that I am male I have an urging
for gay sex."
Anyania2010-02-08 06:34:30
Aliod tells you, "//ARE YOU SERIOUS!? I DO THE OKORUSHI IN A BUTCHER SHOP AND NOBODY censor.gif QUOTES IT!? I am irate."


AHAHA I can't believe I didn't quote the Okorushi bit
Anyania2010-02-08 06:36:51
QUOTE (Arix @ Feb 8 2010, 12:24 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(The Daughters' Trinkets): Rika says, "I want bloody tentacles."

also

(The Daughters' Trinkets): Anisu says, "Nah now that I am male I have an urging
for gay sex."


------------AHAH I Can't tell you who said it but this goes along with that ^^^

(Wishes): SOMEONE (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I too, want tentacles."
5053h, 3954m, 3693e, 10p, 20410en, 17800w esSilrxkdb-


(Wishes): SOMEONE (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "And tongues."
5053h, 3954m, 3693e, 10p, 20410en, 17800w esSilrxkdb-
Ameryth2010-02-08 08:43:09
(The Hartfire Hearth): Casilu says, "Doman, mind letting me practice empathing again? The script shouldn't kill us all now!"

I imagine that aetherhunting would've been a blast earlier.
Kante2010-02-08 15:37:16
Gorgulu the Devourer of Souls smiles at you condescendingly and pats your head.
Kharaen2010-02-08 19:48:55
QUOTE
A tiger striped, rabid pony with skeletal wings trundles off to the south.


That is one amazing pony ohmy.gif
Anyania2010-02-08 20:22:29
(Market): You say, "Pyroclastic Wishes is selling a bunch or poisons, use them to kill off the Celestians. Do us all a favor."


(Market): Veracruz says, "Also selling herbs to soak up any fail you may get on you from celestians."


(Market): Kalin says, "Seliing the cheapest recharges. Use them with your cleanse to scrub away the stupid, of being near Celestians."



BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Razenth2010-02-08 20:24:08
(Market): Aelyus says, "Selling herbs without a fancy Celestian-related gimmick."

I'm sorry, that was the funniest one of the lot.
Jael2010-02-08 23:43:58
(Nutritionists Anonymous): You say, "Ew."

(Nutritionists Anonymous): You say, "Earwort is the home of tiny red snails, sometimes called cochleas or cockles, which when eaten travel up the eustrachian tubes and wrap around the inner ear, telepathically passing sounds they hear to the deaf."

(Nutritionists Anonymous): Nariah says, "Last time I ate that censor.gif ."
Anyania2010-02-09 02:27:46
gotta love random letters from anonymous Magnagorans..

You read what is written on an elegant white letter:
YOUR PRIZE IS INSIDE!!!!!


_.--"""""--._
.' '.
/ \\
; ;
| |
| |
; ;
\\ (`'--, ,--'`) /
\\ \\ _ ) ( _ / /
) )(')/ \\(')( (
(_ `""` /\\ `""` _)
\\`"-, / \\ ,-"`/
`\\ / `""` \\ /`
|/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\|
|\\ /|
; |/\\/\\/\\| ;
\\`-`--`-`/
\\ /
jgs ',__,'
q__p
q__p
q__p
q__p

So I look inside and it has a blank empty letter inside of it.............
Asin2010-02-09 02:31:47
QUOTE
Passing decorated alcoves.
Throughout the location, small dancing flames flicker and spark. Glowing on a nearby wall is script that reads, "Hallifax blows."
You see exits leading north and down.

not that i think this but it made me giggle
Shaddus2010-02-09 02:40:23
QUOTE
(The StarLight Initiative): Lorina says, "Is 8 inches a lot? sad.gif."

(The StarLight Initiative): You say, "... for what?"

(The StarLight Initiative): Faragan says, "Lol I'm not gonna ask in what context."
Shaddus2010-02-09 03:41:35
QUOTE
Veracruz takes Razenth by the hand, draws him into him, and whispers, "I love you, Razenth."

Veracruz leaves to the east.
Skipping unsteadily, a juvenile goat leaves eastwards.



Aww!
Kaia2010-02-09 06:10:38
QUOTE
(*): Celina (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Silence, trademaster. This clan is mine now."
(*): You say, "Details, details."
(*): You say, "I'll be the brains, you be the brawn."
(*): Celina (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "...deal."
Gregori2010-02-09 06:19:00
QUOTE
Azoth has been seared to death by the divine flame of Estarra, the Eternal.
You see the death occur at Bondero Bay.
Matching rooms: Bondero Bay.
Arix2010-02-09 06:19:16
Trailing cosmic dust in its wake, a glittering high-heeled shoe flies
end-over-end across the firmament.
Azoth has been seared to death by the divine flame of Estarra, the Eternal.
Esano2010-02-09 06:24:36

Estarra's voice shatters the cosmic equilibrium, "If you continue on your path of hunting the young, Azoth, you and I will have more... words."

What did you expect?
Unknown2010-02-09 06:25:22
Gnarly.

Dropping down from above, Estarra's high-heeled shoe stops and floats in front of you. As the shoe hovers in the air, you see that half of it is as dark as the void, and the other half gleams with cosmic light. It suddenly darts behind you and kicks you squarely in the derriere. Before you can even scoff at the ridiculousness of it all, you burst into a billion pinpoints of light. Estarra's high-heeled shoe spins about as though laughing, then flies away.
You have been slain by Estarra.
You writhe in pain as you fall to level 85.
You sigh in frustration as you fall to the level of 1st Circle of the Fates.
The corpse of Zylpa falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of Barca falls out of your inventory.
Kill Tracker for Estarra: Kills {23} Deaths {1}
Doman2010-02-09 07:30:53
Honors full Doman

He was the first Champion of the Aeromancers in modern times

murphy.gif
Anyania2010-02-09 07:40:51
You give the corpse of a spectral paladin to Seritul d'Vanecu.
Seritul d'Vanecu sniffs the corpse of a spectral paladin and spits in disgust.
Seritul d'Vanecu says, "The ectoplasm of this pathetic ur'life isn't worth the dirt under my fingernails. But, hmm, if we distill the essence down, it may be of some use to serve the Demon Lords."
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
Your soul cries out in ecstasy as it reaches new heights of power. You have advanced to level 88.
You have reached the illustrious level of 3rd Rank of the Infinite.




hahahaah Spectres