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Aoife2010-02-09 07:49:40
Contemplative Miseoki Tleeth, Fortuitous Savant says, "Let us contemplate the contemplative beastmaster."
Unknown2010-02-09 09:19:07
It light of Azoth's recent run-in.
Elostian2010-02-09 17:32:31
Munsia2010-02-09 17:48:10
Narsrim shapes liquid globes of power from the air and hurls them towards a champion of war. He screams in agony as they splash across his burning skin and hungrily devour it.
Narsrim has scored an OBLITERATING CRITICAL hit!
A champion of war is burned to a crisp by the globes of power, dropping his charred corpse to the ground.
A champion of war has been slain by Narsrim.
A large pile of sovereigns spill from the corpse.
Narsrim suddenly scoops up the corpse of a champion of war.

kick war
Narsrim takes a drink from a bloodstone vial.

You have recovered balance on all limbs.

You leap into the air and launch a flying kick at a champion of war.
You connect!
You have scored an ANNIHILATINGLY POWERFUL CRITICAL hit!
The final blow proves too much for a champion of war, who expires, pitifully.
You have slain a champion of war.
Many golden sovereigns spill from the corpse.
Your mind propels the corpse of a champion of war into your hands.
Asin2010-02-10 01:28:28
teaching a novice how to do the Mag power quest annnnd:


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You say, "So now PUT SPIKE IN HOLE."

You say, "Twice."

Urth Sincarnate, Instrument of the Fates says, "Well usually i wait till the second date but."

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Nori2010-02-10 02:23:59
Baron Veracruz d'Murani, Crimson Swashbuckler shouts, "Only you can help prevent Munsia fires."
Shaddus2010-02-10 03:58:45
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Eventru, Crown of the Exalted yells, "Hello? Pectus? Can you hear me?"

Seul Pectus Dawneye, Meconnu Luciole yells, "Help! Help! I've fallen in a we- shop, and can't get out!"

Muffled laughter echoes from somewhere outside.


Couldn't have been timed any better. Go Go Ambients.
Unknown2010-02-10 04:29:29
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You drop a wakabi chick.
A wakabi chick bounces off the ground and flaps his pudgy wings, stumbling to find his balance.
2935h, 3420m, 3615e, 10p, 12425en, 15350w exk<>-
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You play a minor second on a violin of insanity and direct the disharmonic notes towards a wakabi chick.
Blood trickles out of a wakabi chick's ears and from the corners of his eyes.
A wakabi chick screams and dies, as his eyes fly out of their sockets and blood splurts out of his ears.
You have slain a wakabi chick.
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The corpse of a wakabi chick takes a quick glance around before squawking in boredom and hopping back into your arms.
Jinx2010-02-10 04:35:05
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Seul Pectus Dawneye, Meconnu Luciole yells, "Help! Help! I've fallen in a we-
shop, and can't get out!"
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A pinpoint of brilliant light forms in the air then expands in a flare of ivory
and gold into the glorious form of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted.
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The distant, soft chiming of a bell echoes across the city, its beatific ring
piercing the night with a welcoming, warming voice.
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Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "We know!"
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smirk
You smirk.
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Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Let us send..."
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Eventru drops a book-like cookie.
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Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "CRUMBLES!~."
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Eventru pets a book-like cookie ingratiatingly.
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blink
You blink.
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Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says to a book-like cookie, "Crumbles, open the
door."
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A book-like cookie nods his head emphatically.
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You have recovered balance on all limbs.
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Calina giggles happily.
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Calina giggles happily.
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A book-like cookie throws himself bodily at the door, but only succeeds in
cracking his frosted exterior.
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Eventru gives a book-like cookie the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.
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Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "No good."
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You open your mouth but say nothing.
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You look on in astonishment as a book-like cookie fades away into the ether.
Eventru reaches into the ether and pulls out a book-like cookie.
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With obvious delight, Eventru digs into the corpse of a book-like cookie, eating
only the choicest organs and leaving the rest for the vultures.
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Eventru rubs His tummy and utters a barely audible 'Yum Yum.'
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Eventru puts His hands on His hips and goes "Hmmm!"
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Eventru gives the iron door to the west a couple solid raps.
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You say, "Poor Crumbles."
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You see Eventru, Crown of the Exalted yell, "Knock knock."
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Eventru snickers softly to Himself.
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Seul Pectus Dawneye, Meconnu Luciole yells, "Whose there?"
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Inexplicably, a cohesive bubble of water meanders by, small floating drips
trailing after it.
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You see Eventru, Crown of the Exalted yell, "Banana!"
5072h, 5578m, 5253e, 10p esSix-
Eventru gives the iron door to the west a couple solid raps.
5072h, 5578m, 5253e, 10p esSix-
You see Eventru, Crown of the Exalted yell, "Knock knock."
5072h, 5578m, 5253e, 10p esSix-
Seul Pectus Dawneye, Meconnu Luciole yells, "Banana who?"
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(Market): Everiine says, "Cheaper credits up."
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You hear a couple sharp raps emanate from the iron door to the west.
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Calina snickers softly to herself.
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The gentle lapping of the Inner Sea colliding with the city walls washes over
the streets, accompanied by a whip of salty air.
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You see Eventru, Crown of the Exalted yell, "Oh I give up. This is silly. Jinx,
you and your terrible knock-knock jokes."
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Eventru unlocks the iron door.
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Eventru opens the iron door to the west.
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Flares of ivory and gold surround the glorious form of Eventru, Crown of the
Exalted as He disappears in a fanfare of light and rapturous warmth.
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gasp
You give a horrified gasp.
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(Celest): Telperion says, "Jinx? Heh."
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(Celest): You say, "I should have known I'd get blamed for that."


She managed to get out but poor Crumbles didn't.
Lorina2010-02-10 04:54:31
"king182546" a king of justice
"king177256" a king of justice
"king182906" a king of justice
"king178670" a king of justice

Ouuuuuch D:

AND:

Bilililili has been crushed to death by a female faeling.

Whoa
Lehki2010-02-10 05:08:46
2010/02/10 04:54:27 - Iluvtits stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a commune member.
2010/02/10 05:02:55 - Iluvtits is now known as Bilililili.
Anyania2010-02-10 05:41:55
(8888): Aliod (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Hrm."
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(8888): Aliod (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Lets play find the typo."
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(8888): Aliod (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "A horrific asylum warden inhales deeply, then topples over on his back, fast asleed."
Lehki2010-02-10 06:58:06
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(Hartstone): The White Doe says, "Ah, the hunt is on but who shall prevail? Hunter or prey?"
6307h, 6578m, 6359e, 10p, 28133en, 20527w exkdb-<00:52:13.985>

The White Doe stares at Urazial, who promptly falls to the ground and begins shivering.
Urazial has been slain by the White Doe.
Urazial drops a group of 2 pennyroyal bunches.
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Answers that question rather quickly. tongue.gif

I think he may have DC'd, which is even lulzier.
Lorina2010-02-10 06:59:10
....Pectus told a story about how her bird flew into a plate of meatloaf...

(The StarLight Initiative): Pectus (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "...My cockatiel can talk. How can you not call that smart?"

(The StarLight Initiative): Eldanien says, "Canyons are also able to repeat things they've heard."

(The StarLight Initiative): You say, "When it flies into meatloaf."

(The StarLight Initiative): Pectus (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "It got scared!"

(The StarLight Initiative): Eldanien says, "And the meatloaf looked like a safe place."

(The StarLight Initiative): Pectus (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "My niece came in yelling. So it got scared. Not his fault."

(The Star Council): Pectus (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Yes. Meatloaf is a very safe place to hide."

(The Star Council): Pectus (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Yes.."

(The Star Council): Pectus (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Erm.."

(The Star Council): Pectus (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Mis."

(The Star Council): Pectus (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Shoot."

(The StarLight Initiative): You say, "Hahaha."
Kante2010-02-10 13:01:21
You have no geems stored in the Rift.

I'm not sure WHY this is funny to me, but I lol'd.

Another:

A clawed arm stretches out from Gorgulu the Devourer of Souls and slashes you across the chest with green talons. The wounds immediately begin to fester.
You shrug off the effects of the poison.
Kante2010-02-10 17:31:24
Ixion has been consumed in incandescent fury by the requiem of Requiem in Motion, Pesukaru Argentas, Mandolin of Mayhem.
You see the death occur at the Library of the Enlightened Debate.



Ixion has been judged and found wanting by the holy power of Veradin Shamarah.
You see the death occur at the Library of the Harmonious Mediation.

tell ixion lich seed?
Ixion is not accepting tells right now.
Shaddus2010-02-10 18:58:01
QUOTE (Kante @ Feb 10 2010, 11:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ixion has been consumed in incandescent fury by the requiem of Requiem in Motion, Pesukaru Argentas, Mandolin of Mayhem.
You see the death occur at the Library of the Enlightened Debate.

The soul of Ixion says, "Thanks, I needed to lich."


Ixion has been judged and found wanting by the holy power of Veradin Shamarah.
You see the death occur at the Library of the Harmonious Mediation.

Pesukaru says, "Thanks, we needed a corpse."

tell ixion lich seed?
Ixion is not accepting tells right now.

Adding in a few lines that you missed biggrin.gif
Lehki2010-02-10 19:48:51
This was randomly at the top of a page as I was lurking the forums just now. D:
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Warning: Division by zero in /home/lusterni/public_html/sources/classes/attach/class_attach.php on line 462

OH SHI-
Kiradawea2010-02-10 20:01:04
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** The Unknown in the Klangratch Tournies will begin in 1 minute! **


The world is dissolving. Ripped apart at the seams!
Arte2010-02-11 06:15:43
Kharaen has bled to death.
You see the death occur at Command Chair.

(Ship): You say, "Welp."

ship look
Aquila is sailing the aetherways.

With a long, slow blink, you allow your mind to drift free from the ship, and release your lock on the command of a battle turret.

southwest
This room has not been mapped.
Collector.

A mass of tentacles slithers in from the up, bringing an incredibly unpleasant stench with it.

You hear a series of sickening crunches as a mass of tentacles grabs Anisu, hoists him into the air, and squeezes.

Alien, Lusternia style. cool.gif