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Unknown2010-02-13 07:10:04
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Ariorae gazes at Terentia with love and adoration.


Teehee
Vathael2010-02-13 21:00:20
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Zymriel says, "So how do i join gaudiguch."

You say, "Why is it you wish to join Gaudiguch?"

Zymriel says, "I have a mentor here and also i have heard much about it."

Zymriel says, "Good things."

You say, "That's all? You don't have aspirations or anything you want to do for the city?"

Zymriel says, "Im new so i dont really understand much like that."

You say, "Surely you have a goal of some sort."

Zymriel says, "Im not new but..........."

Zymriel says, "Goal?"

You say, "How does burning down forests sound to you."

Lekius Mes'ard says, "Preferably the Wyrded variety."

Zymriel says, "I would love that expecially if its gadiguches."

You say, "Why would we burn Gaudiguch."

Zymriel says, "I dont know."

Zymriel says, "Im not big on them though."

You say, "..."

Lekius Mes'ard says, "You are aware this is Gaudiguch, yes?"

Zymriel says, "Sorry i meant glom."

Sage of Burning Truths, Anyania Feyranti, Gaudi's Little Wildfire says to Zymriel, "It's Gaudiguch."

Zymriel says, "Oops."

Spark Ulviistra says to Zymriel, "Sure its here you want to join?"

Zymriel says, "Yes why would i doubt what i wanted."


I just... don't know..
Ssaliss2010-02-13 21:55:46
As the mounted manticore returns to its attack upon the Nomad Camp, the city of Hallifax reverberates with the polite and orderly cheering and congratulatory announcements by an austere, monotone voice, honouring Arel for their work.

Love it! biggrin.gif
Nariah2010-02-13 21:59:32
Someone: "Ive got 3 fully imbued needles for 25 credits."

blackeye.gif
Reiha2010-02-14 04:43:21
A dirty fink tells you, "Maybe you should join Celest and make friends!"
Lorina2010-02-14 05:50:38
QUOTE (Reiha @ Feb 13 2010, 11:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
A dirty fink tells you, "Maybe you should join Celest and make friends!"


Salt in the wound! sad.gif
Lorina2010-02-14 05:59:28
(OOC Clan): Pesukaru (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "Lol. Sure he did. Everyone knows you're 6'5, 300 pounds and in San Quentin prison."

(OOC Clan): You say, "D:."

(OOC Clan): Fania says, "Lorina is not fat!"

(OOC Clan): You say, "You could have said I wasn't in prison either >_>."

(OOC Clan): Pesukaru (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "Lol."

(OOC Clan): Fania says, "Well I don't know that for sure..."

(The Star Council): Faragan says, "Lorina I've always had this prison fantisy. tell me if this could really happen...."

(The Star Council): Faragan says, "Oi miss."

(OOC Clan): You say, "Lol."

(The Star Council): You say, "Please ignore that."

(OOC Clan): Inagin says, "LOLZZZZZZZZZZ."

(OOC Clan): Faragan says, "Well that was fun."

(OOC Clan): Fania says, "I love you Faragan."

(OOC Clan): Zig says, "Now you have us all curious, do share."

(OOC Clan): You say, "Omg I can't stop laughing it hurts."
Unknown2010-02-14 08:46:27

(Serenwilde): Ameryth (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Help. Please. I just enemied myself to Lady Maylea!"
5300h, 7245m, 7245e, 10p, 23400en, 32400w exk<>-


(Serenwilde): Xypher (from the Aetherways) says, "Wow."
5300h, 7245m, 7245e, 10p, 23400en, 32400w exk<>-


(Serenwilde): Tredian (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "What'd you do?"
5300h, 7245m, 7245e, 10p, 23400en, 32400w exk<>-


(Serenwilde): Ameryth (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "I tried to unenemy Zallafar..."
Aoife2010-02-14 14:41:28
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The Venerable Masasachi Dith, Tranquil Sophist says, "Let me tell you of the wise pyromancer who licked the batter from the spoon. This pyromancer was blessed by the Enigma. Rumour tells, the pyromancer sold a tree and died."


I guess they have salmonella in Gaudiguch.
Aerotan2010-02-14 14:54:38
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02/13 02:38 "Celina has declared you a formal enemy of the Great Alliance of Glomdoring for this reason: 'attempting to assault the Glomdoring with Serenwilde and Magnagora. Did I mention they failed miserably? brand vaylin enemy attempting to assault the Glomdoring with Serenwilde and Magnagora. Did I mention they failed miserably? brand ulviistra enemy attempting to assault the Glomdoring with Serenwilde and Magnagora. Did I mention they failed miserably? brand garwl enemy attempting to assault the Glomdoring with Serenwilde and Magnagora. Did I mention they failed miserably? brand denna enemy attempting to assault the Glomdoring with Serenwilde and Magnagora. Did I mention they failed miserably?'."

Speaking of failing miserably...
Vathael2010-02-14 16:35:13
Talan clutches her chest and screams horrifically just as her heart explodes out of her ribcage in an explosion of bone fragments and blood.
You have slain Talan.
A black phoenix has gained a level!

Woo phoenix. smile.gif
Veyrzhul2010-02-14 18:43:01
Talan clutches her chest and screams horrifically just as her heart explodes out of her ribcage in an explosion of bone fragments and blood.

boooo
Xiel2010-02-14 19:12:57
-directs away from Vathael's peen-

CODE
The fires in a black iron oven start to flicker and then burn out.

7154h, 8201m, 8010e, 10p, 26660en, 30170w exkdb /11:10:15.467/<>-

You remove 1 coal, bringing the total in the Rift to 472.
7154h, 8201m, 8010e, 10p, 26660en, 30170w exkdb /11:10:15.514/<>-

You put a piece of coal into a black iron oven.
7154h, 8201m, 8010e, 10p, 26660en, 30170w exkdb /11:10:15.545/<>-

Good grief! As you attempt to fire up a black iron oven, what you thought was
coal is revealed to be cinnabar and you melt it down into mercury.
7154h, 8201m, 8010e, 10p, 26660en, 30170w exkdb /11:10:15.795/<>-

You take a group of 10 mercury balls from a black iron oven.
7154h, 8201m, 8010e, 10p, 26660en, 30170w exkdb /11:10:15.888/<>-

You store 10 mercury, bringing the total to 213.
7154h, 8201m, 8010e, 10p, 26660en, 30170w exkdb /11:10:16.060/<>-

You remove 1 coal, bringing the total in the Rift to 471.
7154h, 8201m, 8010e, 10p, 26660en, 30170w exkdb /11:10:16.107/<>-

You put a piece of coal into a black iron oven.
7154h, 8201m, 8010e, 10p, 26660en, 30170w exkdb /11:10:16.138/<>-

Good grief! As you attempt to fire up a black iron oven, what you thought was
coal is revealed to be cinnabar and you melt it down into mercury.
7154h, 8201m, 8010e, 10p, 26660en, 30170w exkdb /11:10:16.216/<>-

You take a group of 6 mercury balls from a black iron oven.
7154h, 8201m, 8010e, 10p, 26660en, 30170w exkdb /11:10:16.294/<>-

You store 6 mercury, bringing the total to 219.
7154h, 8201m, 8010e, 10p, 26660en, 30170w exkdb /11:10:16.388/<>-

You remove 1 coal, bringing the total in the Rift to 470.
7154h, 8201m, 8010e, 10p, 26660en, 30170w exkdb /11:10:16.419/<>-

You put a piece of coal into a black iron oven.
7154h, 8201m, 8010e, 10p, 26660en, 30170w exkdb /11:10:16.466/<>-

Good grief! As you attempt to fire up a black iron oven, what you thought was
coal is revealed to be cinnabar and you melt it down into mercury.
7154h, 8201m, 8010e, 10p, 26660en, 30170w exkdb /11:10:16.544/<>-

The scent of wyrden plant life wafts past your nose, carried by a straying
breeze.
7154h, 8201m, 8010e, 10p, 26660en, 30170w exkdb /11:10:16.622/<>-

You take a group of 10 mercury balls from a black iron oven.
7154h, 8201m, 8010e, 10p, 26660en, 30170w exkdb /11:10:16.653/<>-

You store 10 mercury, bringing the total to 229.
7154h, 8201m, 8010e, 10p, 26660en, 30170w exkdb /11:10:16.762/<>-

You remove 1 coal, bringing the total in the Rift to 469.
7154h, 8201m, 8010e, 10p, 26660en, 30170w exkdb /11:10:16.809/<>-

You put a piece of coal into a black iron oven.
7154h, 8201m, 8010e, 10p, 26660en, 30170w exkdb /11:10:16.840/<>-

Good grief! As you attempt to fire up a black iron oven, what you thought was
coal is revealed to be cinnabar and you melt it down into mercury.
7154h, 8201m, 8010e, 10p, 26660en, 30170w exkdb /11:10:16.918/<>-

You take a group of 11 mercury balls from a black iron oven.
7154h, 8201m, 8010e, 10p, 26660en, 30184w exkdb /11:10:17.074/<>-

You store 11 mercury, bringing the total to 240.
7154h, 8201m, 8010e, 10p, 26660en, 30184w exkdb /11:10:17.292/<>-

You remove 1 coal, bringing the total in the Rift to 468.
7154h, 8201m, 8010e, 10p, 26660en, 30184w exkdb /11:10:17.339/<>-

You put a piece of coal into a black iron oven.
7154h, 8201m, 8010e, 10p, 26660en, 30184w exkdb /11:10:17.370/<>-

You light a black iron oven, and work the bellows until the flames burn hotly.
7154h, 8201m, 8010e, 10p, 26660en, 30184w exkdb /11:10:17.417/<>-

You see no coal in your inventory.


wub.gif Trading mercury for sugar.
Lillie2010-02-14 20:55:29
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(Serenwilde): Lehki says, "Akur, you simply are too young and optimistic."

Maybe it's just my weird sense of humor, but I chuckled.
Shaddus2010-02-14 22:05:23
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A mass of tentacles tells you, "Oh, Smelly! You should get with the Soulless Gods!"



... right.
Lendren2010-02-14 22:42:39
QUOTE (Lillie @ Feb 14 2010, 03:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Maybe it's just my weird sense of humor, but I chuckled.

No, this was the funny part:

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(Serenwilde): Akur (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Go Zallafar!"
5680h, 7260m, 7500e, 10p, 24900en, 30772w exkb-cl
(Serenwilde): Akur (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Told you it wasn't hopeless."
5680h, 7260m, 7500e, 10p, 24900en, 30800w exkb-
Zallafar has been torn to shreds by a monstrous lobstrosity.
You see the death occur at in a blizzard of dandruff.
Arix2010-02-14 23:34:40
The clarion cry of title's voice rings out, "No, I'm not."
Ssaliss2010-02-15 00:05:37
Ouch?

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Rodngar has been cut down by a bloated parasite.
You see the death occur at a saltwater lake.
1740h, 993m, 1182e, 10p, 6490en, 3655w elrx-
Tuck has been torn to shreds by a bloated parasite.
You see the death occur at a putrid gas bladder.
1740h, 993m, 1182e, 10p, 6490en, 3655w elrx-
Rael has been poisoned by a bloated parasite.
You see the death occur at root of a pectoral fin.
Nymerya has been poisoned by a bloated parasite.
You see the death occur at inside the mouth.
Silvanus has been poisoned by a bloated parasite.
You see the death occur at inside the mouth.
Nariah has fallen to the deadly poisons of a bloated parasite.
You see the death occur at inside the mouth.
Tynghall has been poisoned by a bloated parasite.
You see the death occur at inside the mouth.
Viynain has been poisoned by a bloated parasite.
You see the death occur at inside the mouth.
Sadie has been poisoned by a bloated parasite.
You see the death occur at inside the mouth.
1740h, 993m, 1182e, 10p, 6490en, 3655w elrx-
Talan has been choked to death by Vathael Valtyros, the Crimson Holocaust.
You see the death occur at inside the mouth.
1740h, 993m, 1182e, 10p, 6490en, 3655w elrx-
Dakine has been crushed to death by a bloated parasite.
You see the death occur at a gargantuan stomach.
Ruiku has been poisoned by a bloated parasite.
You see the death occur at inside the mouth.
Esano has been poisoned by a bloated parasite.
You see the death occur at inside the mouth.
1740h, 993m, 1182e, 10p, 6490en, 3655w elrx-
Melville has fallen to the deadly poisons of a bloated parasite.
You see the death occur at inside the mouth.
Xenthos has fallen to the deadly poisons of a bloated parasite.
You see the death occur at inside the mouth.
Shuyin has fallen to the deadly poisons of a bloated parasite.
You see the death occur at inside the mouth.
1740h, 993m, 1182e, 10p, 6490en, 3655w elrx-
Sidd has been poisoned by a bloated parasite.
You see the death occur at inside the mouth.
Rhaell has been poisoned by a bloated parasite.
You see the death occur at a gaping crevice.
Narynth has been cut down by a bloated parasite.
You see the death occur at inside the mouth.
Kiradawea2010-02-15 00:34:20
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Creation shudders and shakes as fill in person claims the Staff of Ascension, a wave of energy sweeping through all the planes.


Poor Ceren. female.gif
Arte2010-02-15 00:34:42
In the middle of our last attempt to get the staff back, with only two minutes left on the clock.

An opaque octahedron tells you, "You should destroy Ceren."