Yeah umm.. That was a laugh and a half.......

Lady Lorina Aurelianos, Hand of the Exalted says, "This is a threesome."

Lady Lorina Aurelianos, Hand of the Exalted says, "Not a foursome."

Lady Lorina Aurelianos, Hand of the Exalted says, "That is a crowd."

Instructor Arte, Caller of Storms says, "If I tried performing manlove on him,
he'd bleed out after the first stroke."

&

Instructor Arte, Caller of Storms says, "I once walked in on a Seren orgy and
nearly lost an eye to the business end of a rainbow-patterned unicorn that had just
been reverse-mounted by Lehki and a bearded dwarf maiden."

Ceren ascends towards divinity!
A shimmering curtain of multi-coloured light surrounds you for an instant as your wounds are healed by divine intervention.
** The Divine Ascension has ended! **

With a lurch of air rushing in to fill the empty void in his hands, the Staff of Ascension explodes in Ceren's grasp into countless streaks of fiery energy. Ceren appears captivated by the brillant display, eyes glazed as if witnessing something tremendous and breathtaking.

Creation shudders and shakes as fill in person claims the Staff of Ascension, a wave of energy sweeping through all the planes.

Ceren's eyelids flicker slightly as the fiery energy surrounds him. He begins to glow gently, the brightness ever increasing as the fiery energies swirl around and enter him. He collapses in a heap, his eyes moving back and forth under the eyelids as his radiance continues to grow.

Ceren becomes completely still as the swirling energies enclose him in a cloud almost too blinding to behold. Brilliant, many-coloured mote rise up around him, gold and silver, crimson and emerald, amethyst and amber, dove, sapphire and shockingly black.

The air about Ceren begins to heat up tremendously, the swirling energy spinning in torrents about him as his brilliant body turns a blazing orange, tinging toward blue. Through the misted aura surrounding him, faint flickers of his body in flames can be seen, rising higher to consume him - but suddenly, the flames die along with the heat, and a strange sense of expectancy fills the air.

The fabric of creation shudders violently as a hollow roar resounds across all the planes, bellowing with hunger and emptiness. Your mind strains and nearly breaks as it is touched by an insane intellect, filling you with ravenous rage and fear.

Tremors continue to resound throughout Creation, shuddering roars followed by a splintering boom that sends shockwaves of light flashing across reality, as small motes of colour light emerge into existence and disappear again.

Ceren opens his eyes, which blaze with shimmering energy. He stands up and gathers the powerful aura around him, piercing through the folds of space and tunneling into the the shimmering fabric of reality.

A luminous humanoid being of pure, fiery energy blazes across the perception of the planes, appearing before Avechna, the Avenger. The sublime being reaches forth its hand and its fingertips brush with Avechna's outstretched fingers. There is an explosion of light and sound, blistering with the intensity of a thousand stars, and the aura around the being bespeaks nothing save for limitless power.

The Nine Seals re-appear around the twin beings, growing brighter and thrumming with increasing strength and vitality. The Seals grow stronger and more hale even as the crackling divine energies surrounding the luminous being wane pales.

The sky cracks and shatters, revealing gibbous eyes and masses of rotten flesh and tentacles. Almighty Kethuru lunges towards the twin pair, but the Nine Seals glow brightly and repel Kethuru, who howls in pain and fury. The Soulless God is driven back, and the sky closes in around Him as a final, ear-shattering cry resounds from His countless slathering mouths.

The sublime being of energy falls slowly through the planes, its near-omnipotent presence rapidly fading. Some strange energy keeps it on the verge of life, however, and it fades from view into the folds of the planes. Avechna, the Avenger, guides the Nine Seals down to their caves on the Prime Plane once more, returning to His stalwart vigil over the peak.

The divine voice of Avechna, the Avenger reverberates powerfully, "Mortals! Ceren has come to restore the Nine Seals, and saved all of creation from the threat of Almighty Kethuru, who even now beats hopelessly and relentlessly against the bounds of His prison."

The divine voice of Avechna, the Avenger reverberates powerfully, "No longer like Soll could he pierce the Immanidivinus to attain Divinity, but neither did he die from the energies of Ascension. Kethuru broke the bounds of the Nine Domoth, and now fill in person is alive from the power of them all!"

Estarra's voice shatters the cosmic equilibrium, "Ascendant Ceren, now you are forever changed and marked by restoring the Nine Seals. You join the ranks of Ilyarin, Shuyin and Viynain. The Soulless Gods are secured and no longer threaten the fabric of reality ... for now."

The special event is over and you find you can move again. Your insanity has also been cured.

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p colt
The colt appears to be newly born, with eyes closed and red-brown hair still sticky. The colt is surrounded by a shimmering blue stasis field.
It has 12 months of usefulness left.
It weighs about 187 pounds.
It bears the distinctive mark of Darcy Wainwright.

Lekius arrives from the east.
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Lekius gives a bowl of rainbow-coloured ice cream to Sage of Burning Truths, Anyania Feyranti, Gaudi's Little Wildfire.
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"Oooooooooh!" Anyania says, eyes wide with wonder.
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Greean says, "They seem ok..."
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You say, "Ooo."
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Anyania licks her lips.
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Anyania takes a bowl of rainbow-coloured ice cream by the hand, draws it into her, and whispers, "I love you, a bowl of rainbow-coloured ice cream."
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You crease your brow in a frown.
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Saeko giggles happily.
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You frown and say, "No ice cream for me?"
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Saeko leaves to the north.
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Lekius gives a pained sigh.
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Lekius Mes'ard says, "I didn't threaten you or an extension of you."

You tell Canticle of Humility, Pesukaru Argentas, Epiphany of Duty, "You know what would be a devastating blow to Gaudiguch? We would be reeling from the impact for decades to come. It would be the coupe de grace! You should totally steal Vermilla back to Celest. You know you want to! You are, afterall, our enemy and enemies want to strike massive blows!"

Pesukaru tells you, "I see what you did there. I'll not fall for your trickery."

Pesukaru tells you, "In other words, no. Not only no, but HELL no."

You tell Kalin Disati, "You can't kill people you don't like?"

Kalin tells you, "Death by citizen is one of the "oh no, you didn'" things here."

She is wearing a white onyx signet ring bearing a golden wyvern, a shell cameo pendant, a seashell bra, a slightly tilted chef's hat, a pair of black and silver jester's shoes, a whimsical ladybug backpack, a floral apron trimmed with lace, a porcelain doll mask, and black swimming trousers.

cook 9527
You must bake a scoop of butter pecan ice cream.
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bake 9527
You quickly mix up the ingredients into a batter, and then bake a scoop of butter pecan ice cream in the oven. There is enough for four portions.
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That just made me giggle.

Shuyin tells you, "Yes mistress."

Instructor Arte, Caller of Storms says, "I caught the Mayor pulling a Doman in
the executive boardroom."

You play a minor second on a decadently gemmed lute and direct the disharmonic notes towards a cursed suit of living dark armour.
Blood trickles out of a cursed suit of living dark armour's ears and from the corners of his eyes.
A cursed suit of living dark armour screams and dies, as his eyes fly out of their sockets and blood splurts out of his ears.
You have slain a cursed suit of living dark armour.
qsc
You are branded an enemy of Cult of Dark Dwarves.
qsc
A large pile of sovereigns spill from the corpse.
You suddenly scoop up the corpse of a cursed suit of living dark armour.

Answers that question rather quickly.

I think he may have DC'd, which is even lulzier.