(Ship): You say, "Why am I not a demigod yet?"

(Ship): Narynth says, "Because you spend too much time twiddling your instrument."

(Ship): Narynth says, "It isn't your soul that rises to new heights of power."

(House Ysav'rai): You say, "I think I, too, will endeavour to call you nan."
(House Ysav'rai): You say, "Specifically in public."
(House Ysav'rai): Talan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Very well, babooshka."
(House Ysav'rai): Cern (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Duly noted."
(House Ysav'rai): You say, "Hm, I think I have reconsidered."
(House Ysav'rai): Talan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I'm sorry. Dark Babooshka."

..I had a feeling, after I said it, that this would be quoted. ..I really make myself giggle.

Also,

Do men really need to ask??

Women need not apply. I'm his only hag!

Arthinas has fallen to the magical prowess of Azoth.

Azoth has been incinerated by a burning lake of lava.

The aether ripples as the rapturous voice of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted booms, "Shoot, when did that lava get there?"

Azoth has been incinerated by a burning lake of lava.

<>: Eventru says, "...Oh gods."

A cavalier of the Light exclaims, "Ruiku, you will see the Light, even if I have to bash it into your imbecile head!"

With a heavy overhand stroke, Ixion slams a klangaxe down upon you. Celina hacks your neck, and blood fountains out in a thick spray.
{*** ILLUSION ***}

Raeri easily vaults onto the back of a young male mammoth with enormous ears.

With your mighty index finger extended, you poke a young male mammoth with enormous ears.
A young male mammoth with enormous ears pats you on the head with his trunk.

Or perhaps it's Dumbo's mom..

With your mighty index finger extended, you poke a young male mammoth with enormous ears.

>.> She was a circus elephant. You don't know what she was hiding.

A cold, female voice speaks in an even tone, 'During your visit, please remember the laws of the city. Ignorance is no excuse - in fact, it is punishable by law. Please do not disturb the servants while they work, for they are bettering the city's advancement.'

"She is a graceful high elfen and is of medium build with a graceful stature. Standing five foot eight, and weighing no more than ninety five pounds, she has all the curves of a well built woman and the attitude of such. She has white hair that streams down in silken strands to her waist and flawless, sun-bronzed skin. Her eyes are gleaming blue and her lips are pouty and full with a red color. Her arms and legs are long, shapely and graceful and her hands and feet are slender and dexterous with the nails painted pink. Her face is angular and smooth, showing no blemishes and her flawless form can be considered stunning. Her chest is busty and perky and her hips are curvy and average in width. She stands with a posture of defiance and playfulness, gazing around at her environment with a eager curiosity. Her right leg shows a scar made by what seems large serrated water plane starsuckers' teeth, marring her otherwise flawless skin."

Heh.. This made me laugh so hard. What is with all the 'flawless' descriptions in Lusty?

(10 points if you can count how many times the word flawless was used)

This is extra hilarious because someone with that height and weight would have a BMI of 14.4. Just to be totally clear, 17.5 is the informal threshold for an anorexia diagnosis and 15.0 is starving person on the brink of death. 18.5 is the lowest BMI considered to be not underweight. If you're literally about to die of starvation, something's telling me you're not looking so flawless and you don't have busty perky breasts. Ten points for the thirteen-year-old boy who wrote this.

This is extra hilarious because someone with that height and weight would have a BMI of 14.4. Just to be totally clear, 17.5 is the informal threshold for an anorexia diagnosis and 15.0 is starving person on the brink of death. 18.5 is the lowest BMI considered to be not underweight. If you're literally about to die of starvation, something's telling me you're not looking so flawless and you don't have busty perky breasts. Ten points for the thirteen-year-old boy who wrote this.