Kaia2009-11-04 03:18:05
(Glomdoring): Inyan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "That was the worst
picnic I have ever been on in my whole short life."
Xiel2009-11-04 09:03:37
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(*): You say, "Shuyin will become Crumkane."
(*): You say, "And make sugar fairies."
(*): You say, "Of doom."
(*): You say, "And cavities."
(*): Tervic (from the Astral Plane) says, "Yay doom."
(*): Talan (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Eep."
(*): Talan (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Doom."
(*): Shuyin (from the Aetherways) says, "If I become Crumkane, I will
look like the swedish chef from the muppets."
(*): Celina says, "Who is crumkane."
(*): Shuyin (from the Aetherways) says, "And my first act."
(*): Talan (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Haha."
(*): Shuyin (from the Aetherways) says, "Will be to have a pie eat
Tervic."
(*): You say, "XD."
(*): Shuyin (from the Aetherways) says, "For greatest irony."
(*): Talan (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Made the candy/pastry
fae."
(*): Dylara says, "Candy god."
(*): Tervic (from the Astral Plane) says, "OENOES."
(*): Dylara says, "No lie."
(*): Celina says, "That's...awkward."
(*): Tervic (from the Astral Plane) says, "*weep*."
(*): You say, "That'd be awesome."
(*): Celina says, "What a horrible god to be."
(*): Tervic (from the Astral Plane) says, "Pie-god is gonna feed me to
pie T_T."
(*): Celina says, "Fain, "I SUMMON HORDES OF MINIONS AND MAGGOTS. I
FOUGHT THE SOULLESS." Morgfyre, " I EAT GODS AND SURVIVED THE VOID." Charune, "I
RULE ALL THE BEASTS OF THE LAND." Crumkane, "OH HO HO I LIKE CANDY'"
(*): Tervic says, "OHOHOHOHO."
(*): Shuyin (from the Aetherways) says, "Awesome."
(*): Celina says, "I imagine him being fat and slightly retarded."
(*): Evaine says, "Man."
(*): Evaine says, "Merik would be a good Crumkane."
(*): Celina says, "Hahaha."
(*): You say, "And make sugar fairies."
(*): You say, "Of doom."
(*): You say, "And cavities."
(*): Tervic (from the Astral Plane) says, "Yay doom."
(*): Talan (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Eep."
(*): Talan (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Doom."
(*): Shuyin (from the Aetherways) says, "If I become Crumkane, I will
look like the swedish chef from the muppets."
(*): Celina says, "Who is crumkane."
(*): Shuyin (from the Aetherways) says, "And my first act."
(*): Talan (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Haha."
(*): Shuyin (from the Aetherways) says, "Will be to have a pie eat
Tervic."
(*): You say, "XD."
(*): Shuyin (from the Aetherways) says, "For greatest irony."
(*): Talan (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Made the candy/pastry
fae."
(*): Dylara says, "Candy god."
(*): Tervic (from the Astral Plane) says, "OENOES."
(*): Dylara says, "No lie."
(*): Celina says, "That's...awkward."
(*): Tervic (from the Astral Plane) says, "*weep*."
(*): You say, "That'd be awesome."
(*): Celina says, "What a horrible god to be."
(*): Tervic (from the Astral Plane) says, "Pie-god is gonna feed me to
pie T_T."
(*): Celina says, "Fain, "I SUMMON HORDES OF MINIONS AND MAGGOTS. I
FOUGHT THE SOULLESS." Morgfyre, " I EAT GODS AND SURVIVED THE VOID." Charune, "I
RULE ALL THE BEASTS OF THE LAND." Crumkane, "OH HO HO I LIKE CANDY'"
(*): Tervic says, "OHOHOHOHO."
(*): Shuyin (from the Aetherways) says, "Awesome."
(*): Celina says, "I imagine him being fat and slightly retarded."
(*): Evaine says, "Man."
(*): Evaine says, "Merik would be a good Crumkane."
(*): Celina says, "Hahaha."
Nori2009-11-04 18:30:07
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(*): Krellan (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Narsrim has entered the
area."
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(*): Krellan (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Narsrim has left the
area."
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It is now the 9th of Tzarin, 249 years after the Coming of Estarra.
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(*): Krellan (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Narsrim has entered the
area."
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(*): Krellan (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Narsrim has left the
area."
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(*): Krellan (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Narsrim has entered the
area."
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(*): Krellan (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Targetting: narsrim."
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(*): Krellan (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Narsrim has left the
area."
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(*): Talan (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Is he attacking aspects or
just being a twit?"
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(*): Krellan (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "No attacks yet."
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Edit: And...
Eliron tells you, "Truly. She is mocking me."
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You tell Maestro Eliron Inseira, Shadowed Cadence, "How is she now?"
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Eliron tells you, "Now she is grey with brown wings!"
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You tell Maestro Eliron Inseira, Shadowed Cadence, "(( XD."
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Eliron tells you, "((Massive light brown wings filling much of the space around
her, a grey hippogriff stands here, sending motes of soft white light flying
with a shake of her feathery mane.))"
(*): Krellan (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Narsrim has entered the
area."
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(*): Krellan (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Narsrim has left the
area."
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It is now the 9th of Tzarin, 249 years after the Coming of Estarra.
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(*): Krellan (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Narsrim has entered the
area."
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(*): Krellan (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Narsrim has left the
area."
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(*): Krellan (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Narsrim has entered the
area."
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(*): Krellan (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Targetting: narsrim."
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(*): Krellan (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Narsrim has left the
area."
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(*): Talan (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Is he attacking aspects or
just being a twit?"
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(*): Krellan (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "No attacks yet."
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Edit: And...
Eliron tells you, "Truly. She is mocking me."
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You tell Maestro Eliron Inseira, Shadowed Cadence, "How is she now?"
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Eliron tells you, "Now she is grey with brown wings!"
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You tell Maestro Eliron Inseira, Shadowed Cadence, "(( XD."
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Eliron tells you, "((Massive light brown wings filling much of the space around
her, a grey hippogriff stands here, sending motes of soft white light flying
with a shake of her feathery mane.))"
Eliron2009-11-06 00:47:59
Message #1612 Sent by: (system)
11/06 00:17 "Eventru has declared you a formal enemy of the Divine Order of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted for this reason: 'A misweave has removed her from Our enemies.'."
You sent the following message to Eventru: Lord Eventru, while I understand New Celest has declared war on the Glomdoring, I politely suggest there was been a mistake with my recent enemying. I have never been an enemy of your order so a misweave could not have accidentally unenemied me, nor am I a "she."
The Divine voice of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted echoes in your head, "We have declared you a female, and a female you shall be."
You sent the following message to Eventru: Then You may explain that part to my husband. I have been an enemy to Your order neither as a woman nor as a man.
The Divine voice of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted echoes in your head, "Your gender issues are a problem you must discuss with your husband, not one We can discuss on your behalf. You will need to speak with Our Hand at a later point to sort out the enemy status."
You sent the following message to Eventru: I believe I shall simply decide to be a man rather than broach that conversation. May I ask Your Hand's name?
The Divine voice of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted echoes in your head, "We have made a comment that you may be unenemied without fee or fine at the conclusion of the war."
I hope my female-self did something really entertaining to earn the branding.
11/06 00:17 "Eventru has declared you a formal enemy of the Divine Order of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted for this reason: 'A misweave has removed her from Our enemies.'."
You sent the following message to Eventru: Lord Eventru, while I understand New Celest has declared war on the Glomdoring, I politely suggest there was been a mistake with my recent enemying. I have never been an enemy of your order so a misweave could not have accidentally unenemied me, nor am I a "she."
The Divine voice of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted echoes in your head, "We have declared you a female, and a female you shall be."
You sent the following message to Eventru: Then You may explain that part to my husband. I have been an enemy to Your order neither as a woman nor as a man.
The Divine voice of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted echoes in your head, "Your gender issues are a problem you must discuss with your husband, not one We can discuss on your behalf. You will need to speak with Our Hand at a later point to sort out the enemy status."
You sent the following message to Eventru: I believe I shall simply decide to be a man rather than broach that conversation. May I ask Your Hand's name?
The Divine voice of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted echoes in your head, "We have made a comment that you may be unenemied without fee or fine at the conclusion of the war."
I hope my female-self did something really entertaining to earn the branding.
Unknown2009-11-06 06:01:08
For those unaware... Milla is a peppermint kitten, a daughter of Vermilla's. I make fun of her and her relationship with candycanes. So when I saw these I had to say it....
Poor dad
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Chibi the Dragon Kitten floats in and lands on your head, poking you expectantly
with his tail.
You blink.
You give a bloody ear to Chibi the Dragon Kitten.
Giving you a quiet meow and grasping a bloody ear with his tail, Chibi the
Dragon Kitten floats off to return to his owner.
(Ship): You say, "Mom..."
(Ship): Vermilla says, "Yesh?"
(Ship): You say, "Have you been hanging around Zoaka?"
(Ship): You say, "It wasnt a candycane ths time... looks more.. dracnari or
dragonish."
(Ship): You say, "Does dad know you have been seeing other... umm.. species?"
(Ship): Vermilla says, "Shush, Rylen. That's our secret."
with his tail.
You blink.
You give a bloody ear to Chibi the Dragon Kitten.
Giving you a quiet meow and grasping a bloody ear with his tail, Chibi the
Dragon Kitten floats off to return to his owner.
(Ship): You say, "Mom..."
(Ship): Vermilla says, "Yesh?"
(Ship): You say, "Have you been hanging around Zoaka?"
(Ship): You say, "It wasnt a candycane ths time... looks more.. dracnari or
dragonish."
(Ship): You say, "Does dad know you have been seeing other... umm.. species?"
(Ship): Vermilla says, "Shush, Rylen. That's our secret."
Poor dad
Unknown2009-11-06 08:33:52
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Toracu doffs a sinister dragonskull helm to you.
3602h, 3276m, 2904e, 10p, 15590en, 14660w ex-
Toracu gives a heavy ball and chain to you.
3602h, 3276m, 2904e, 10p, 15590en, 14660w ex-
Toracu gives an electrocution device to you.
3602h, 3276m, 2904e, 10p, 15590en, 14660w ex-
grin toracu
You grin mischievously at Toracu.
3602h, 3276m, 2904e, 10p, 15590en, 14660w ex-
blink
You blink.
3602h, 3276m, 2904e, 10p, 15590en, 14660w ex-
Shadow Toracu, Ward of the Wyrd says, "Only a third of the mugwumps left."
3602h, 3276m, 2904e, 10p, 15590en, 14660w ex-
(Glomdoring): Viynain (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "He's beckoning."
3602h, 3276m, 2904e, 10p, 15590en, 14660w ex-
probe device
3602h, 3276m, 2904e, 10p, 15590en, 14660w ex-
Large pieces of rusted metal cling to this enormous device. The front is covered in a complex array of gauges and needles, valves and handles. Heat radiates from behind the rusted cover, and an thrumming pulse is audible within the gigantic machinery.
It weighs about 1 pounds and 4 ounce(s).
3602h, 3276m, 2904e, 10p, 15590en, 14660w ex-
probe chain
3602h, 3276m, 2904e, 10p, 15590en, 14660w ex-
Made from heavy iron links, a chain is long and heavy. A large spherical metal ball has been attached to one end, and small nails have been embedded within it, some of which are stained red.
It weighs about 6 pounds.
stare device134055
You stare implacably at an electrocution device.
3602h, 3276m, 2904e, 10p, 15590en, 14660w ex-
Toracu yawns suddenly and mightily.
3602h, 3276m, 2904e, 10p, 15590en, 14660w ex-
A barghest pads in from the ether, uttering a low growl.
The restless fluttering of feathered wings and the laughing caw of a crow peal through the forest's treetops as shadows seep up from beneath the Master Ravenwood Tree's large roots. Rising up to take a vaguely humanoid form, the viscous shadows recede and retreat back beneath the ground, leaving Amumnin in their wake.
3602h, 3276m, 2904e, 10p, 15590en, 14660w ex-
eyebrow
You raise an eyebrow questioningly.
3602h, 3276m, 2904e, 10p, 15590en, 14660w ex-
The night sky is clear, and the stars twinkle like diamonds.
3602h, 3276m, 2904e, 10p, 15590en, 14660w ex-
say sorry. Not one of those guys.
You say, "Sorry. Not one of those guys."
3602h, 3276m, 2904e, 10p, 15590en, 14660w ex-
3602h, 3276m, 2904e, 10p, 15590en, 14660w ex-
Toracu gives a heavy ball and chain to you.
3602h, 3276m, 2904e, 10p, 15590en, 14660w ex-
Toracu gives an electrocution device to you.
3602h, 3276m, 2904e, 10p, 15590en, 14660w ex-
grin toracu
You grin mischievously at Toracu.
3602h, 3276m, 2904e, 10p, 15590en, 14660w ex-
blink
You blink.
3602h, 3276m, 2904e, 10p, 15590en, 14660w ex-
Shadow Toracu, Ward of the Wyrd says, "Only a third of the mugwumps left."
3602h, 3276m, 2904e, 10p, 15590en, 14660w ex-
(Glomdoring): Viynain (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "He's beckoning."
3602h, 3276m, 2904e, 10p, 15590en, 14660w ex-
probe device
3602h, 3276m, 2904e, 10p, 15590en, 14660w ex-
Large pieces of rusted metal cling to this enormous device. The front is covered in a complex array of gauges and needles, valves and handles. Heat radiates from behind the rusted cover, and an thrumming pulse is audible within the gigantic machinery.
It weighs about 1 pounds and 4 ounce(s).
3602h, 3276m, 2904e, 10p, 15590en, 14660w ex-
probe chain
3602h, 3276m, 2904e, 10p, 15590en, 14660w ex-
Made from heavy iron links, a chain is long and heavy. A large spherical metal ball has been attached to one end, and small nails have been embedded within it, some of which are stained red.
It weighs about 6 pounds.
stare device134055
You stare implacably at an electrocution device.
3602h, 3276m, 2904e, 10p, 15590en, 14660w ex-
Toracu yawns suddenly and mightily.
3602h, 3276m, 2904e, 10p, 15590en, 14660w ex-
A barghest pads in from the ether, uttering a low growl.
The restless fluttering of feathered wings and the laughing caw of a crow peal through the forest's treetops as shadows seep up from beneath the Master Ravenwood Tree's large roots. Rising up to take a vaguely humanoid form, the viscous shadows recede and retreat back beneath the ground, leaving Amumnin in their wake.
3602h, 3276m, 2904e, 10p, 15590en, 14660w ex-
eyebrow
You raise an eyebrow questioningly.
3602h, 3276m, 2904e, 10p, 15590en, 14660w ex-
The night sky is clear, and the stars twinkle like diamonds.
3602h, 3276m, 2904e, 10p, 15590en, 14660w ex-
say sorry. Not one of those guys.
You say, "Sorry. Not one of those guys."
3602h, 3276m, 2904e, 10p, 15590en, 14660w ex-
And here, boys and girls, we see the beginnings of the bizarre Glomdorian mating ritual known as the WTF, or, Weird Things for Free.
Aerotan2009-11-06 18:54:16
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Aesthete Simbah Dawneye (Male Aslaran).
He is 16 years old, having been born on the 14th of Urlachmar, 233 years after the Coming of Estarra.
He is ranked 834th in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Peasant in the Righteous Principality of New Celest.
He is a member of the Starweaver Tailoring Cartel.
He is a Landloper in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is a graduate of the Empyreal Academy (honours).
He is a member of the clan called 'Dawneye Tribe.'
His motto: 'Who are you again?'
He is considered to be approximately 15% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.
He is 16 years old, having been born on the 14th of Urlachmar, 233 years after the Coming of Estarra.
He is ranked 834th in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Peasant in the Righteous Principality of New Celest.
He is a member of the Starweaver Tailoring Cartel.
He is a Landloper in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is a graduate of the Empyreal Academy (honours).
He is a member of the clan called 'Dawneye Tribe.'
His motto: 'Who are you again?'
He is considered to be approximately 15% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.
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ala, Child of Light (Female Aslaran).
She is 21 years old, having been born on the 18th of Shanthin, 227 years after the Coming of Estarra.
She is unranked in Lusternia.
She is an extremely credible character.
She is a Peasant in the Righteous Principality of New Celest.
She is currently enrolled as a Student in the Empyreal Academy.
She is an Itinerant Traveler in the Fellowship of Explorers.
Her motto: 'If we were monkeys, we could have been friends...'
She is considered to be approximately 5% of your might.
She is not currently active in any family.
Match made in heaven, there. Or Epcot, whichever.She is 21 years old, having been born on the 18th of Shanthin, 227 years after the Coming of Estarra.
She is unranked in Lusternia.
She is an extremely credible character.
She is a Peasant in the Righteous Principality of New Celest.
She is currently enrolled as a Student in the Empyreal Academy.
She is an Itinerant Traveler in the Fellowship of Explorers.
Her motto: 'If we were monkeys, we could have been friends...'
She is considered to be approximately 5% of your might.
She is not currently active in any family.
Lawliet2009-11-06 20:31:45
Message #2 Sent by: (system)
11/06 04:33 "Xenthos has assigned a fine of 1000000gp to be unenemied to the Ebonguard Guild. To pay this fine, go to the Hall of Records and type: DIPLOMACY EBONGUARD PAY FINE."
Isn't that a LITTLE excessive? :/
I killed someone once, maybe twice, that's just crazy.
11/06 04:33 "Xenthos has assigned a fine of 1000000gp to be unenemied to the Ebonguard Guild. To pay this fine, go to the Hall of Records and type: DIPLOMACY EBONGUARD PAY FINE."
Isn't that a LITTLE excessive? :/
I killed someone once, maybe twice, that's just crazy.
Bhiele2009-11-06 20:38:14
QUOTE (Kaia @ Nov 4 2009, 03:18 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(Glomdoring): Inyan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "That was the worst
picnic I have ever been on in my whole short life."
picnic I have ever been on in my whole short life."
That poor novice. She was an awesome sport about it though. However, I haven't seen her since...
Jael2009-11-06 21:50:01
Hyperion tells you, "Aison has declared you a formal enemy of the Divine Order of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted for this reason: 'I just don't like you and your org-switching.'."
<3 Aison.
<3 Aison.
Nori2009-11-07 21:51:40
QUOTE (casilu @ Nov 7 2009, 02:51 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I could have said the same thing.
-readnews announce 1427
ANNOUNCE NEWS #1427
Date: 11/7/2009 at 21:45
From: Estarra, the Eternal
To : Everyone
Subj: Ethereal Glomdoring and Ethereal Serenwilde
It should be noted that Mother Night controls the territory of Ethereal
Glomdoring and Mother Moon controls the territory of Ethereal
Serenwilde. Therefore, for purposes of enemy territory, those two areas
are affiliated by those Great Nature Spirits and, thus, controlled by
the Moondancers and Shadowdancers, respectively.
Penned by My hand on the 9th of Shanthin, in the year 249 CE.
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(Glomdoring): Shuyin (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Those accursed
nightdancers."
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(Glomdoring): Nienla (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Yes."
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(Glomdoring): Nienla (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Those fiends."
Razenth2009-11-07 23:50:19
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Nienla has branded you an enemy of Mother Night.
Nienla has forgiven you of enemy status to Mother Night.
Nienla has forgiven you of enemy status to Mother Night.
Razenth is starting new career as test dummy.
Unknown2009-11-07 23:57:25
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Aesthete Simbah, Mommy's Little Assassin (Male Aslaran).
He is 16 years old, having been born on the 14th of Urlachmar, 233 years after the Coming
of Estarra.
He is ranked 811th in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Peasant in the Righteous Principality of New Celest.
He is an Aesthete in the Cantors.
He is a Landloper in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is a graduate of the Empyreal Academy (honours).
He is a member of the clan called 'Dawneye Tribe.'
His motto: 'Who are you again?'
He is considered to be approximately 20% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.
He is 16 years old, having been born on the 14th of Urlachmar, 233 years after the Coming
of Estarra.
He is ranked 811th in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Peasant in the Righteous Principality of New Celest.
He is an Aesthete in the Cantors.
He is a Landloper in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is a graduate of the Empyreal Academy (honours).
He is a member of the clan called 'Dawneye Tribe.'
His motto: 'Who are you again?'
He is considered to be approximately 20% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.
Two things A: He's a Dawneye, mine. B: Fisherprice needs to make better toys.
Nori2009-11-08 14:46:52
(*): Lawliet (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "NORI! NO!"
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(*): You say, "O.o how do you know?!"
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(*): You say, "And I'm not!"
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(*): Lawliet (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I know everything, foo'"
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(*): Lawliet (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "LIAR!"
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(*): You say, "O.o how do you know?!"
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(*): You say, "And I'm not!"
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(*): Lawliet (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I know everything, foo'"
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(*): Lawliet (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "LIAR!"
Lehki2009-11-09 04:01:30
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(Project IronStar): Eventru says, "You know, you could call it Project IronStar and Serenwilde."
(Project IronStar): Eventru says, "Then you could be PISS."
(Project IronStar): Eventru says, "Then you could be PISS."
Seriously?
Unknown2009-11-09 04:18:36
Could be worse. A Celest-Seren allaiance clan alled "Project Nerevar"
Esano2009-11-09 04:25:47
QUOTE (Greleag @ Nov 9 2009, 03:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Could be worse. A Celest-Seren allaiance clan alled "Project Nerevar"
Would they wear Ring(s) of Moon-and-Star?
Razenth2009-11-09 04:26:37
He made the same joke the first time around, when the acronym was PIS. We got Nariah to change it.
Lehki2009-11-09 04:33:14
QUOTE (Greleag @ Nov 8 2009, 11:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Could be worse. A Celest-Seren allaiance clan alled "Project Nerevar"
I'd prefer that to piss jokes.
Razenth2009-11-09 05:23:21
(Project IronStar): Romero (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Let me be the first to say..."
(Project IronStar): Romero (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "DeathMoonStar, activate!!!"
(Project IronStar): Romero (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Nariah, do not pretend you heard nothing. I said activate."
(Project IronStar): Romero (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "DeathMoonStar, activate!!!"
(Project IronStar): Romero (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Nariah, do not pretend you heard nothing. I said activate."