Quotes 6

by Shiri

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Kiradawea2010-03-17 02:06:18
QUOTE (Lawliet @ Mar 17 2010, 02:59 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
tell kira seeee?
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You tell Kiradawea Startail, "Sexey *hic* ?"

Is it bad of me to think that you meant to say what you said? halo.gif
Lawliet2010-03-17 02:18:41
QUOTE (Kiradawea @ Mar 17 2010, 02:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Is it bad of me to think that you meant to say what you said? halo.gif


...Yes!
Unknown2010-03-18 01:39:10
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(The StarLight Initiative): Otem says, "All organizations represented by three letters are evil."
(The StarLight Initiative): Otem says, "Take for example the IRS and KKK."
(The StarLight Initiative): Calina says, "You mmean like USA?"


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Hope's Defender, Azyurial Argentas, Crusader of Celestia says to you, "Make the enhance intelligence or constitution and I'll buy 50."
Hope's Defender, Azyurial Argentas, Crusader of Celestia says to you, "You know when I'm not poo."
Shaddus2010-03-18 04:55:24
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(Drunken Clan): Thoros (from the Air Elemental Plane) says, "Gonna eat nnoobsz."

(Drunken Clan): Thoros (from the Air Elemental Plane) says, "NOMON."
Vathael2010-03-18 05:06:57
lol
Mirami2010-03-18 16:32:06
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You spread your awareness out through The Big Ship using the empathic grid, searching until you find the persona of yourself. Having found her, you begin to bring yourself into resonance with the aetherwave of The Big Ship.
Kiradawea2010-03-18 19:12:32
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Korimbu has been slain in the Klangratch Tournies by Vigilante Shan.
Shan steps triumphantly from the portal, the look of victory in his eyes.
The Arena is once again open for combat.

The body of Vigilante Shan appears in a flash and his soul descends to fill it, causing the previously expressionless face to fill with emotion.

Lucky!
Aerotan2010-03-18 19:51:52
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Light bends across the sky, suffusing the colours of the First World with a fresh vibrance as the Bloom of Serenity returns to mortal perception.
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(Aquamancers): Loch, the Lord of the Low Tide says, "By the strength of the Starry Sea, I shall not be defeated!"
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Now even the Gods are raiding Celest. T_T
Simimi2010-03-19 00:39:16
(Celest): Xaerin (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "Romero on water."

Then

(Market): Romero says, "Looking to borrow a cubix."
Unknown2010-03-19 02:17:13
(The Daughters' Trinkets): Kharaen says, "I like leprechauns."
Anyania2010-03-19 19:10:13
(Secret Flame): Please welcome Tballz who has just enrolled into the Order of the Secret Flame to learn the ways of the Pyromancers!
(Gaudiguch): Please welcome Tballz who just stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a new citizen!
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(Gaudiguch): Bethey says, "Hiya Tballz!"




AHAHAHAHAHAAHAH doh.gif
Unknown2010-03-19 21:59:58
QUOTE (Anyania @ Mar 19 2010, 03:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(Secret Flame): Please welcome Tballz who has just enrolled into the Order of the Secret Flame to learn the ways of the Pyromancers!
(Gaudiguch): Please welcome Tballz who just stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a new citizen!
6191h, 4956m, 4323e, 10p, 25620en, 22710w esSilrxkd-


(Gaudiguch): Bethey says, "Hiya Tballz!"




AHAHAHAHAHAAHAH doh.gif


You poor, poor people. Might I suggest a tea infused with crotamine for that one? It doesn't hurt once the poison takes over. halo.gif
Romero2010-03-19 22:15:30
QUOTE (Simimi @ Mar 18 2010, 08:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(Celest): Xaerin (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "Romero on water."

Then

(Market): Romero says, "Looking to borrow a cubix."


I wanted Celestia.
Shaddus2010-03-19 23:32:24
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(Jhagar): Esano (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "The city has #### credits."

(Jhagar): Sahmiam (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Esano, Iron Council needs surf boards."

(Jhagar): Ruiku (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Lol."

(Jhagar): You say, "Rofl."

(Jhagar): Romero (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "LOL."

(Jhagar): Sahmiam (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "NEEDS surf boards."
Shyshaeia2010-03-20 00:43:44
(Newbie): Rael says, "What's the difference between absynthe and absinthe?"

(Newbie): Ruiku says, "Fun."

(Newbie): Syridean says, "One's a liquer, one's decidedly more interesting."

(Newbie): Rael says, "Which one's the liquor? I guess there's only one way to
find out! *hic*."
Rael2010-03-20 07:29:45
(Glomdoring): Sidd (from an Aetherbubble) says, "In West Glomdoring, born and
raised. By the swampghast was where I spent most of my days. Killing ooze,
herbing, not hunting garghouls, learning no mercy, learning to be cruel. When a
couple of guys, they were after some wood. Started chopping elders in my
neighborhood."
(Glomdoring): Yyve (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "A Harbinger Prince in
the making."
(Glomdoring): Sidd (from an Aetherbubble) says, "I got in one little riad and my
ma got scared, said your going to be raised Prince of the Wyrd."


(Glomdoring): Shuyin (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Chop chop goes the
elder tree, felled by mean old Lehki. He zigs and he zags, dodging our
shadowhags, but alas, he fell into a pit, what a pity."


(The Trinity): Inagin (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "Can you guys turn
in dead demons?"
(The Trinity): Viynain says, "Yeah."
Shiri2010-03-20 07:50:34
What's with the last one? Context missing or something...
Rael2010-03-20 08:03:11
The first is a nod to the Fresh Prince of Belair.
The second refers to Lehki repeatedly going on kamikaze missions try to chop trees, kill daughters, and generally be a nuisance.
The last is just silly because no Gloms cannot turn into dead demons. It has the same spirit of Charles Babbage's famous quote about his "On two occasions I have been asked, – "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" In one case a member of the Upper, and in the other a member of the Lower House put this question. I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." See this for an explanation.

Jokes just not as funny when you have to explain them.
Rika2010-03-20 08:08:35
Turn in, turn into?
Esano2010-03-20 08:19:40
Actually, Glom can make use of dead demons. A full Well of Souls still converts dead demons/angels to grey essence, correct?