Quotes 6

by Shiri

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Unknown2010-03-24 23:38:04
QUOTE (Maylea @ Mar 24 2010, 05:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The letters were elvish but the language was the Black Speech.


(Can't let an opportunity to act geeky pass me by, can I?)

Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,
Ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul
Nienla2010-03-24 23:42:51
QUOTE (Kialkarkea @ Mar 24 2010, 07:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,
Ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul


Arix2010-03-25 00:38:44
QUOTE (thisismydisplayname @ Mar 24 2010, 08:54 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
HONOURS ARUX

do it


All that means is that Arix is so awesome people name their kids after him

also

Allagor has been torn to shreds by a fluffy, white rabbit.

We'll not risk another frontal assault, that rabbit's dynamite!
Ssaliss2010-03-25 01:02:43
QUOTE (Arix @ Mar 25 2010, 01:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
All that means is that Arix is so awesome people name their kids after him

also

Allagor has been torn to shreds by a fluffy, white rabbit.

We'll not risk another frontal assault, that rabbit's dynamite!

"One... Two... Five!"
"Three, sir!"
"Three!"
Shyshaeia2010-03-25 02:17:42
You have ended you wedding vows with Ordos (blah blah blah however the divorce message reads)

POLITICS NEWS #1762
Date: 3/25/2010 at 1:00
From:
To : Everyone
Subj: Dekoven Family Change of Status

The Dekoven family has lost its status as a Great House.


I think I broke down the house quickexit.gif
Shaddus2010-03-25 03:55:05
QUOTE (Arix @ Mar 24 2010, 10:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I think you people have succeeded in killing the joke

This.
Rika2010-03-25 04:14:08
Instructor Leta Skyplume says, "I like the girls in Glomdoring."
Sidd2010-03-25 14:27:21
QUOTE (rika @ Mar 24 2010, 10:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Instructor Leta Skyplume says, "I like the girls in Glomdoring."


We love our Glomazons too
Lehki2010-03-25 17:04:22
QUOTE (Rainydays @ Mar 24 2010, 10:33 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Also! The only way to destroy it would have to be hurling it into the fires of Mount Zoaka.

No, the lava pit outside Morgie's temple!
Seraku2010-03-25 18:02:14
(Newbie): Neubio says, "By the gods...I must try to travel more incognito lest the finks become aware of my presence."

Dunno why but that made me chuckle.
Unknown2010-03-25 21:43:57
QUOTE
You reach over and spank Orovosh, the igasho chief firmly on his bum.

Orovosh, the igasho chief peers at you unscrupulously.

Orovosh, the igasho chief says, "Have you no respect, trill?"

Leta rolls on the floor, laughing.

Smirking confidently, Leta and Orovosh, the igasho chief casually bump fists.

Orovosh, the igasho chief peers at Leta unscrupulously.

Orovosh, the igasho chief says, "Have you no respect, trill?"

You pinch Orovosh, the igasho chief on the behind, testing for firmness.

Orovosh, the igasho chief exclaims, "You dare attack Orovosh?!"

Orovosh, the igasho chief rapidly spins his spear before you. With blinding
speed he thrusts it forward cutting across your forehead, blood flowing freely
into your eyes.

You say, "Eek!"
Orovosh, the igasho chief peers at you unscrupulously.
Orovosh, the igasho chief says, "Pardon? They no teach proper speak anymore?"

Orovosh, the igasho chief rapidly spins his spear before you. With blinding
speed he thrusts it forward cutting across your forehead, blood flowing freely
into your eyes.

Leta follows you north.
Taraj follows you north.

You give a trillingly melodic laugh.

Instructor Leta Skyplume says, "Oh :censor:!"

Leta's eyes sparkle with amusement.

You say, "Ok, he does NOT like that."

Taraj laughs out loud.

Instructor Leta Skyplume laughingly says, "Don't pinch his behind anymore."

You roll on the floor, laughing.

Instructor Leta Skyplume says, "Maybe he's married."

Leta nods her head sagely.

You say, "We pushed him to the limit."

You say, "He was like THOSE censor.gif SKYPLUME BRATS."

You say, "HOW DARE THEY."


whistling.gif
Ameryth2010-03-26 04:37:12
(House Koicei): Esano (from the Aetherways) says, "I'd be quite happy to be a whale's penis."

No context for you.
Xenthos2010-03-26 04:37:40
Munsia has been burned to death by an archon of Eternal Light.
Thoros has fallen to the magical prowess of a beatific cherub.
Romero Talnara, Her Soldier shouts, "This orgbix is nice."
Thoros's soul has been purified in the celestial fires of Merciful Judge Calina Argentas, Empyreal Treasure.
Melville has been judged and found wanting by the holy power of Hope's Defender, Azyurial Argentas, Crusader of Celestia.
Unknown2010-03-26 04:43:54
After Nori wanders around in Kismet and manages to get lost and locked in a room...:
QUOTE
(*): Nori says, "Oh noooo."

(*): You say, "... I can't open the door."

(*): You say, "How'd you walk into a hidden locked room!"

(*): Nori says, "I .. I dunno!"

(*): You say, "Is there a monolith?"

(*): Nori says, "*flap*."

(*): Nori says, "Nope."

You hear a couple sharp raps emanate from the pine door to the north.

(Dawneye Dynasty): Nori says, "Nope."

You give the pine door to the north a couple solid raps.
You give the pine door to the north a couple solid raps.
You give the pine door to the north a couple solid raps.
You give the pine door to the north a couple solid raps.
You give the pine door to the north a couple solid raps.
You give the pine door to the north a couple solid raps.

Melodious vibrations stir softly beneath your feet.

(*): Nori says, "XD."

(*): Nori says, "You made the manse vibrate tongue.gif."

(*): You say, "LET'S LITERALLY KNOCK THIS DOOR DOWN."

(*): You say, "... XD."

(*): Ikkan says, "Hot."

(*): Nalla says, "..."

(*): Nalla says, "Hey now."
Shaddus2010-03-26 04:47:04
QUOTE (Xenthos @ Mar 25 2010, 11:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Munsia has been burned to death by an archon of Eternal Light.
Thoros has fallen to the magical prowess of a beatific cherub.
Romero Talnara, Her Soldier shouts, "This orgbix is nice."
Thoros's soul has been purified in the celestial fires of Merciful Judge Calina Argentas, Empyreal Treasure.
Melville has been judged and found wanting by the holy power of Hope's Defender, Azyurial Argentas, Crusader of Celestia.

QUOTE
Thoros winces in pain.
Thoros winces in pain.
Thoros winces in pain.
Thoros winces in pain.
Thoros winces in pain.
Thoros winces in pain.
Thoros winces in pain.
Thoros winces in pain.
Thoros winces in pain.
Thoros winces in pain.
Thoros winces in pain.
Thoros winces in pain.
Thoros swoons for a moment then rises again, flushed but strong.
{{{ Applied Aff: Vitality Triggered! }}}
Thoros winces in pain.
Thoros winces in pain.
Thoros winces in pain.
Thoros winces in pain.
Thoros winces in pain.
Thoros winces in pain.
Thoros winces in pain.
Thoros winces in pain.
Thoros winces in pain.
Munsia has been burned to death by an archon of Eternal Light.

With a graceful spin, a beatific cherub slaps Thoros with a flash of light, causing him to reel backwards.
Thoros has been slain by a beatific cherub.


youch. Thoros basically got killed by Aegis.
Unknown2010-03-26 05:02:59
Babyangel censor.gif slap... Ouch...
Esano2010-03-26 05:33:19
What I find more astounding is that Thoros tanked 21 guard hits before another would have killed him ....
Ameryth2010-03-26 05:50:09
The form of a six-headed scyllus comes into view from some hiding place.

(Ship): Midnight's Fang says, "Welcome to an energy collector, Thalkros."

It might be the sleep deprivation, but this made me giggle.
Kaalak2010-03-26 09:26:23
I forget exactly what we were discussing. A Vernal shop or something.

(AwesomeSauce): Viynain says, "You feel a wetness spread through your underwear at Aliod's entrance."


(AwesomeSauce): Viynain says, "Goodness."
Esano2010-03-26 09:34:36

(The Same Clan As Above): Viynain (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "I just want my nuts."