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by Shiri

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Xiel2010-03-26 09:35:06
You people make my e-rep just go down the drain. losewings.gif
Reiha2010-03-26 14:52:44
QUOTE
You read what is written on an elegant white letter:
Dearest Reiha,

I'm truly sorry. I've had to call off our engagement because, try as I
might, I cannot shake the feelings I have for the package of meat you
proposed to me with. Oh how I've tried to pry my mind from it's
languorous grip! But alas, my thoughts drift back to it no matter how I
bend my will. Just the other day, I found myself strolling through the
city, toying idly with the bit of twine that keeps its shapely form
together. Naturally, my thoughts jumped to you and I snatched my hands
away. I had convinced myself that these thoughts were an aberration,
brought on by the boundless joy of our upcoming nuptials. Sadly however,
the attraction has continued and grown even stronger. My idle thoughts
fly freely to it now, whether standing at the pool or pounding the
skulls of Magnagorans. Midway through the GAHTIRAK'SHO STRIKE OF DOOM, I
will suddenly stop... and imagine with a smile how it would look; a
cheeky fold in the pristine white wrapping paper exposing the fleshy
treasure hid within.

I must stop now, my dearest Reiha. I truly am sorry for the distress I'm
sure this message will cause. I can only pray that someday, you will be
happy for meat19372 and I as we forge a life together in this troubled
world.

Crustysack.

Placeus broke it off!!
Arix2010-03-26 15:09:24
That letter made about six different kinds of incoherent sputtering come out of my mouth just now
Esano2010-03-26 16:17:42
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You bow respectfully to the Necromentate.
The Necromentate's mind opens to you, and a grotesque, demonic figure appears in your mind's eye, screaming in torment:
OBSESSED WITH HIS ANCIENT EMPIRE THAT BECAME LOST WITHIN THE CATALYST THAT BIRTHED THE MAGNIFICENCE THAT IS THE ENGINE OF TRANSFORMATION, THE DARK EMPEROR LINGERS STILL WITHIN THE SUCCULENT WATERS OF THE SEA OF DESPAIR. AID HIM IN COMPLETING HIS FINAL TASK, YET BRING TO ME THE ARTIFACT OF THE VERNAL GOD URLACH BEFORE YOU DELIVER IT TO HIM.


I just felt this deserved sharing. Wordy much?
Siam2010-03-26 16:35:39
QUOTE (Esano @ Mar 27 2010, 12:17 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I just felt this deserved sharing. Wordy much?


WHY IS MAG EPIC QUEST FULL OF CAPS?!

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Unknown2010-03-26 16:52:00
It is a closely guarded secret!
Siam2010-03-26 16:54:58
Do we have to disect the necromentate to know the secret? dazed.gif
Unknown2010-03-26 17:24:42
I'm afraid the ritual is much more painful than that.
Esano2010-03-26 17:31:06
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With a hungry, terrible roar the Necromentate shoves you into his mouth, and all goes dark. After long moments, your surroundings flicker into existence, completely insubstantial yet vaguely familiar.
Within the Infernal Machine.

Om nom nom.
Unknown2010-03-26 17:32:07
^^^
Siam2010-03-26 18:41:28
QUOTE (Esano @ Mar 27 2010, 01:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Om nom nom.


Now I'm confused. Is the Necromentate a brain or a mouth or brain with a mouth THAT TALKS SO LOUD? shocked.gif
Casilu2010-03-26 19:05:52
QUOTE (thisismydisplayname @ Mar 26 2010, 11:41 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Now I'm confused. Is the Necromentate a brain or a mouth or brain with a mouth THAT TALKS SO LOUD? shocked.gif


Also tentacles.
Unknown2010-03-26 19:08:00
The Necromentate is Magnagora's genitalia. That is all.
Casilu2010-03-26 19:15:25
QUOTE (Alacardael! @ Mar 26 2010, 12:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The Necromentate is Magnagora's genitalia. That is all.


No, you're wrong. Go look at the Megalith sometime.
Ssaliss2010-03-26 19:43:50
QUOTE (casilu @ Mar 26 2010, 08:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
No, you're wrong. Go look at the Megalith sometime.

Magnagora is a hermaphrodite? whatthe.gif
Shyshaeia2010-03-27 00:08:32
Fun at the Matrix! Sorry if its long.... I edited it down as much as I could!

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Finger extended, Phoebus pokes Doman.

Phoebus Skyplume, The Tender Breeze whispers to Doman, "Are you dead?"

Tsumadine tilts her head curiously at Doman.

Penumbra Tsumadine Zayah, Servant of Binding whispers, "He might be..."

Tsumadine suddenly lunges forward with a growl and sinks her teeth firmly into
Doman.

Phoebus pokes Doman in the belly.

You shriek in frustration at Doman.

Phoebus Skyplume, The Tender Breeze says, "Man, he's really gone, isn't he."

Penumbra Tsumadine Zayah, Servant of Binding whispers, "Apparently so..."

You pounce on Doman, sending both of you rolling head over heels.

Tsumadine snuggles up close to Doman, looking happy and content.

Tsumadine lifts her head and gazes up at the sky, frowning in concentration as
her eyes go out of focus. A strange image passes over her face before she looks
down again.

You weave a glamour and mold it until it becomes a reflection of Doman.

Phoebus Skyplume, The Tender Breeze says, "Now there's two!"

Phoebus gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

Penumbra Tsumadine Zayah, Servant of Binding whispers, "Do we really need two?"

Phoebus Skyplume, The Tender Breeze says, "I think we need three."

Phoebus Skyplume, The Tender Breeze says, "One for each of us to pester,

Penumbra Tsumadine Zayah, Servant of Binding whispers, "I get the real one!"

You declare your intent to bear arms against Doman.

Phoebus Skyplume, The Tender Breeze says, "No fair, it was my idea!"

Phoebus grabs at Doman and proudly proclaims, "Mine!"

dreamweave slumber doman
A reflection of Doman blinks out of existence.

With a gentle mental hook, you tug at Doman's soul, trying to send him into the
realm of dreams.
Doman's eyes close suddenly as he falls asleep.

Phoebus Skyplume, The Tender Breeze says, "Oh dear."

Doman opens his eyes and stretches languidly, a smile on his face.

Avastus arrives following Sentient Shedrin, Thinker of Thoughts.
Shedrin arrives from the southeast.
Shedrin doffs a sea-blue velvet beret hat cordially.
Phoebus hums innocently to herself.
You grin mischievously at Doman.

Sentient Shedrin, Thinker of Thoughts says to Phoebus, "Phoebus!"

Glaring at Doman, Tsumadine prods him repeatedly, the height of rudeness.

Phoebus Skyplume, The Tender Breeze says to Shedrin, "We think he's dead."

Looking uncertain, Phoebus nudges Doman with her foot.

Tsumadine nods her head in agreement.

Avastus raises an eyebrow questioningly.

weave reflection at doman
You weave a glamour and mold it until it becomes a reflection of Doman.

Sentient Shedrin, Thinker of Thoughts says, "Oh."
Sentient Shedrin, Thinker of Thoughts says, "Interesting."

Penumbra Tsumadine Zayah, Servant of Binding whispers, "He's very...very
quiet..."

Phoebus ponders Doman thoughtfully, looking him up and down.

You say, "A dreamweaver was totally not responsible for his slumber."

You hum a happy tune.

The ghost of a smile passes fleetingly across Tsumadine's lips as she glances
at you.

You weave a glamour and mold it until it becomes a reflection of Phoebus.

You weave a glamour and mold it until it becomes a reflection of Tsumadine.

Sentient Shedrin, Thinker of Thoughts says, "Come with me to help Avastus."

Phoebus Skyplume, The Tender Breeze says, "Nahh, I wanna be here for when he
might stop being dead."
The corners of Phoebus's mouth turn up as she grins mischievously.

Penumbra Tsumadine Zayah, Servant of Binding whispers, "Well...I came to see
Doman, but as he's deceased...or so we believe...I will be heading back to my
forest."

Avastus's mouth turns up as his face breaks into a smile.

You grin mischievously at Phoebus.

Phoebus giggles happily.

Sentient Shedrin, Thinker of Thoughts says to Avastus, "Or we can torture
Doman."
Sentient Shedrin, Thinker of Thoughts says to Avastus, "Your choice."

Penumbra Tsumadine Zayah, Servant of Binding whispers, "I have to go pester
Master i'Viani about pointless, annoying things."

Tsumadine searches the air in front of her, then tugs upon an invisible strand
of force.

You weave a glamour and mold it until it becomes a reflection of Shedrin.

Shedrin creates a sparkling cloud and then molds it until it appears exactly
like you.

You weave a glamour and mold it until it becomes a reflection of Avastus.

Avastus utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

Shedrin ponders Doman thoughtfully, looking him up and down.

You weave a glamour and mold it until it becomes a reflection of Tanel.

A reflection of Shedrin blinks out of existence.
A reflection of Doman blinks out of existence.

Shedrin raise his staff and a blast of wind whips around Doman.
Doman stands up and stretches his arms out wide.

Shedrin nods his head sagely.

The corners of Tanel's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

You give a trillingly melodic laugh.

Phoebus raises her hand to her mouth and titters girlishly.

One of your reflections has been destroyed! You have 0 left.
You raise your staff and a blast of wind whips around Doman.
The wind lifts Doman up into the air and flings him into the sky.

Phoebus Skyplume, The Tender Breeze laughingly says, "Oh dear."

Sentient Shedrin, Thinker of Thoughts says, "Heh."

Phoebus Skyplume, The Tender Breeze says, "Now he'll never come down."

You give a trillingly melodic laugh.

Phoebus Skyplume, The Tender Breeze looks up.

The earth suddenly splits open, and a mighty geyser soars skywards.
The geyser strikes Doman full-on, and he tumbles to the ground helplessly.

Phoebus pats Doman in a friendly manner.

You say, "There problem solved."

Phoebus giggles happily.

Phoebus Skyplume, The Tender Breeze says, "Do you think he'll be mad when he
stops being dead?"
Phoebus Skyplume, The Tender Breeze whispers, "...IF he stops being dead?"

Phoebus gives a horrified gasp.

You say, "How can someone who is dead be upset about anything."

Sky Runner Tanel says, "With some difficulty?"

Phoebus Skyplume, The Tender Breeze says, "Well, I don't know, he looks pretty
alive, besides the dead part."

Phoebus ponders Doman thoughtfully, looking him up and down.

You give Phoebus the once-over, eyeing her suspiciously.

Phoebus tickles Doman mercilessly!

Phoebus Skyplume, The Tender Breeze says, "Nothin'"

Glaring at Doman, Phoebus prods him repeatedly, the height of rudeness.

Phoebus Skyplume, The Tender Breeze says to Doman, "Live!"

Sentient Shedrin, Thinker of Thoughts says, "Let's find a Necromancer."

Phoebus gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

You giggle happily.

Sentient Shedrin, Thinker of Thoughts says, "Can sacrifice him to Nifilhema."

Shedrin nods his head sagely.

Phoebus leans on Doman seeking consolation.

With a gentle mental hook, you tug at Doman's soul, trying to send him into the
realm of dreams.
Doman's eyes close suddenly as he falls asleep.

Doman struggles and gibbers in his sleep, stretching out his hand as if
reaching for something untouchable.
Doman opens his eyes and stretches languidly, a smile on his face.

Phoebus Skyplume, The Tender Breeze says, "Hey! I was leaning on that!"

The corners of Tanel's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

"I'm sorry!" you say to Phoebus with a blush.

Phoebus gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

Doman cries out in surprise as he is lifted up into the air.
Arms windmilling wildly, Doman flies off to the northeast.

Phoebus Skyplume, The Tender Breeze says, "How are we supposed to get him back
now?"

"Ummmm," you say uncertainly.

Sky Runner Tanel says, "We don't?"

Avastus leaves, following Sentient Shedrin, Thinker of Thoughts.
Shedrin leaves to the northeast.

Doman is blown in by a gust of wind from the northeast.

Tanel appears to weigh up his odds of survival.

Phoebus Skyplume, The Tender Breeze says, "Oh, good idea."

Avastus arrives following Sentient Shedrin, Thinker of Thoughts.
Shedrin arrives from the northeast.

Shedrin nods his head sagely.

Phoebus gives a trillingly melodic laugh.
Phoebus gives the world a thumbs up.
3830h, 4632m, 3720e, 10p exk-
Thin slivers of cloud ripple slowly across the crystalline walkways.

Shedrin raise his staff and a blast of wind whips around Doman.
Doman stands up and stretches his arms out wide.

You snap your fingers and warm water showers down upon Doman, who scrubs under
his armpits until he is squeaky clean.

You exclaim, "There now he wont notice that anything happened to him.... All
clean!"

The body of Xyre, Adept of the Air appears in a flash and his soul descends to
fill it, causing the previously expressionless face to fill with emotion.
Shedrin doffs a sea-blue velvet beret hat to Xyre.

Xyre creases his brow in a frown.

Xyre, Adept of the Air says, "What is the meaning of this fog?"

Before the Matrix.
Banks of clouds roil about here. Everything about you is obscured by a heavy
fog.

Shedrin waves his arms and a gust of wind blows away the obscuring fog.

Xyre, Adept of the Air says, "I see."

Phoebus glances askance.

Shedrin gives Phoebus the once-over, eyeing her suspiciously.

Phoebus tilts her head curiously.

Phoebus Skyplume, The Tender Breeze whispers, "Hopefully when he comes back he
won't notice anything."

You nod your head at Phoebus.

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Phoebus pinches Doman in the rear testing for firmness.


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Phoebus Skyplume, The Tender Breeze says, "But you were dead so you have no
recollection of anything that happened, right?"

You tilt your head and listen intently to Doman.

Doman Salceto, Harmonic Visionary says to Phoebus, "I remember everything."

Doman gives Phoebus the once-over, eyeing her suspiciously.

Phoebus runs around madly, flapping her arms in a blind panic.

Doman Salceto, Harmonic Visionary says, "Pinchy."

Looking slightly worried at the situation Phoebus quickly hides behind a
sparkling opal thunderbird.

Phoebus blushes furiously.

"Tsk, tsk," Doman says to Phoebus as he waggles a finger at her.

Shedrin's mouth turns up as his face breaks into a smile.

You stroke Phoebus's head in consolation.

Phoebus Skyplume, The Tender Breeze says, "That's not fairrrr I was like 90
percent certain you wouldn't remember."

Phoebus whines pitifully.

You say, "Should have used more stars."

Sentient Shedrin, Thinker of Thoughts says, "Gotta account for the 10 percent."

Phoebus snaps her fingers.

Phoebus Skyplume, The Tender Breeze says to Shedrin, "He never would have known
if you hadn't said anything!"

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Doman is enveloped in translucent fire for a moment and is gone, his soul safe
until he returns to Lusternia.

You swing your arm up and high-five Phoebus enthusiastically.

You match Phoebus's smirk as you casually bump your fist against her knuckles.

You exclaim, "Lets do that again sometime!"

Phoebus Skyplume, The Tender Breeze says, "Totally."

Phoebus Skyplume, The Tender Breeze says, "Except with less me getting caught
pinching rear ends."

You nod your head at Phoebus.

Sentient Shedrin, Thinker of Thoughts says, "You liked it."

Phoebus peers at Shedrin unscrupulously.

You say to Phoebus, "Definately more stars."

Sentient Shedrin, Thinker of Thoughts says, "Be back."

Sentient Shedrin, Thinker of Thoughts says, "You can abuse my soul-less body."

Shedrin nods his head sagely.

Shedrin drifts away from the conversation, lost in his daydreams.

Phoebus Skyplume, The Tender Breeze says, "Nahh, you're not as fun."
Reiha2010-03-27 02:46:58
(Market): You say, "Selling Arte to the highest bidder."

Pectus tells you, "2 gold."
Aoife2010-03-27 03:08:51

Dysolis fiercely plucks at your feet.

Rodngar gives Dysolis the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.

You beckon to Rodngar.

Dysolis frantically chews upon your feet.

Dysolis scratches your feet.

Dysolis swoons towards your feet.

Insanity does really strange things sad.gif
Gleip2010-03-27 03:17:55
Insanity gives you a foot fetish?
Unknown2010-03-27 14:00:35
I think so, Shuyin was scratching my feet last time...