In addition, it also lets us tell billionaires that their dinosaur parks are really bad ideas.

In the middles of a chelp:



ii. New Citizens
New citizens are to be blocked from the Matrix upon induction into the
Sovereign Commonwealth of Hallifax. They may be unblocked by an Aide to
the Power Ministry once they have demonstrated knowledge of the Power
Articles. The Ambassador and Aides to the Ambassador may apply to become
an Aide to the Power Ministry for this purpose.
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Note: not my prompt.

What the hell just happened?

Edit: He must be totally drunk.
Edit2: Okay, I think I broke it.

I don't know why, but this makes me giggle.

(Hallifax): Elostian says, "I'm not omniscient, you know. Well, actually, I am,
but that's beside the point."

He's omniscent, but not omnipotent about the perception of that omniscence!

He doesn't want a flameling, he wants the flameling. Go find the bossmob!

Rodngar Naresni says, "There is a statue to Kinson?"

Rodngar Naresni says, "For what?"

You say, "WE needed statues."

You say, "Every random chump was getting them, no matter how useless."

Rodngar Naresni says, "Glorious achievements in the field of donothingmancy?"

(clan): You say, "Oh if I am going to be godzilla with a katana I suppose I should be size 24."
(clan): Rodngar says, "Hahhaa."
(clan): Rodngar says, "Oh boy."
(clan): Rodngar says, "Your dex is going to be like 4."
(clan): You say, "Otherwise I am the geiko lizard with a katana."
(clan): You say, "Which could be funny too."
(clan): Rodngar says, "Haha."
(clan): Anyania (from the Fire Elemental Plane) says, "Omg be geiko lizzie."
(clan): Rodngar says, ""I just saved on my horrific planar accident insurance by switching to Kalin.""

Rodngar Naresni says to Hardari Ghan, Knight of the Hidden Temple, "'Ey! Wake up!"

Hardari Ghan, Knight of the Hidden Temple gives Rodngar the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.

You give a trillingly melodic laugh.

Hardari Ghan, Knight of the Hidden Temple says, "What you want, mate?"

Rodngar Naresni says, "Holy crap, it worked!"

I just realize how freaking weird the Celest kitchen is. It's written like Stephanie Meyers did it..

You're right, I hate your kitchen.

The caster spam for eyesnare is:



I have decided that my impossible, imaginary creature shall be this!


I'm cereal.... I'm super cereal.

(Magnagora): Please welcome Hipie who just stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a new citizen!

readnews public 1345

Lol@14 minute lag before seeing that.

You wildly jab a silver Warrior Spirit rapier at a brown baby goat. You jab him, driving your rapier deep.
You have scored a CRUSHING CRITICAL hit!
The point of the blade thrusts through a brown baby goat's body and emerges from his back, jolting him upright as an expression of horror crosses his face. He finally slides off the blade, dropping to the ground with a thud.
You have slain a brown baby goat.
Your soul cries out in ecstasy as it reaches new heights of power. You have advanced to level 80.
You have reached the illustrious level of Supramortal.


Way to make me feel like a horrible person .

Masterfully crafted from the purest silver, the Rod of Collectivist Servitude is covered in engravings exalting the service of the Sentinel Company to the Collective of Hallifax. Prominently featured are the symbols of the Archmage and the Primus, followed by a list of the High Artistic and Scholarly families of the Commonwealth. Two shining ribbons attach to the top of the rod and wind their way to the bottom in interchanging bands of blue, white and purple, the colours of Hallifax and the Sentinel Company.
It is strangely weightless.
It bears the distinctive mark of a furrikin farmer.

You knew it was a baby goat and yet you attacked it, you evil, evil Supramortal.

Even Hallifax outsources

I'd post the whole thing, but it started with...

(Newbie): Spindle says, "Lost? Confused? Bedazzled by my good looks and can't
see the landscape before you? HELP MAPS may be the answer to your problem! Be it
on the Astral plane on the Sphere of Capricorn or the Prime Plane in the comfort
of Lolliprin Dell, we have the right map for you!"

(Newbie): Skein says, "Bedazzled by my looks you mean, dear old Spindle, You
with your average looks couldn't confused even a fink with no map."

(Newbie): Lawliet says, "You're both old and ugly, hush."

(Newbie): Dynami says, "Now, now, no fighting."

(Newbie): Skein says, "I object!"

(Newbie): Dynami says, "We all love you the same."

(Newbie): Spindle says, "But you all love me better. Admit it."

(Newbie): Dynami says, "However small that love may be...."

(Newbie): Skein says, "I am wounded, will no young one stop by the Portals to
settle this once and for all?"

(Newbie): Kait says, "I will!"

(Newbie): Skein says, "Saviour!"

So, a bit later...

(right around now Rika sent both Spindle and Skein different candy, also)

(Newbie): Skein says, "Want to send Spindle some fanmail so he doesn't feel like
a complete failure because he lost in the judging? HELP POSTAL to see how to
send letters!"

(Newbie): Kait says, "Send Spindle fanmail so he'll stop crying!"

Rika sens Spindle some heart shaped candy, I sent a scroll to both Spindle and Skein.

It was amusing.