Truths and Lies

by Unknown

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Karel2009-09-07 04:50:52
Wrong, Sarvasti.

Gonna say...#5 for Rancoura, and #3 for Sarvasti, and #4 for Casilu, since I've done that and it makes the entire concoction bitter.
Furien2009-09-07 07:13:04
1. I've been to Japan and ended up sitting next to a Geisha girl on one of the trains, while simultaneously never telling any of my groupmates that I was gay in their pushing me to take the seat.

2. I once sat on the edge of a river and had a prawn skitter across the back of my hand, freaking me out so much that I squealed rather loudly and ended up falling into the river.

3. I've been invited to the wedding of someone I met on the internet.

4. I weigh 120 pounds and am apparently shorter than a Chinese girl of an equal age.

5. I've been hit on by men.

Kialkarkea: 4. I really hope it's 4, because that just seems grossly unhealthy.
Casilu2009-09-07 07:15:56
QUOTE (Karel @ Sep 6 2009, 09:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Wrong, Sarvasti.

Gonna say...#5 for Rancoura, and #3 for Sarvasti, and #4 for Casilu, since I've done that and it makes the entire concoction bitter.


Heh, wrong.
Nyir2009-09-07 07:50:01
I'll get to guessing others' later, but here are five from me for now:

1. I was a vegetarian for seven consecutive years on a dare.
2. I took the PSATs while having an allergic reaction to medication for pink eye and scored pretty well.
3. I got my nose pierced as a birthday present when I turned 16.
4. I didn't vote in the 2008 presidential election.
5. I have never gone hiking on a mountain.
Chade2009-09-07 10:01:18
1.) I fractured my coccyx bungee jumping 2 days before a long haul flight to China.
2.) I am an assistant scuba diving instructor.
3.) I was sat looking out over the Yangtzi river one evening and Michael Schumacer stepped over the barrier and proceeded to urinate in the river without so much as a by your leave.
4.) I prefer scuba diving in the UK over scuba diving in the tropics.
5.) I once returned to my apartment to find someone had broken in and stacked all the furniture on top of itself, whilst simultaneously leaving glasses of water all over the place - much like the movie signs.
Unknown2009-09-07 11:23:28
I'm guessing #4 for Chade, because I know how twitchy men get about their down-there sizes...and I know how darn cold the UK's oceans are.
Chade2009-09-07 12:09:36
Wrong - the UK has the best diving in the world because the wrecks are amazing. Plus I'm a bloke so I like the technical challenge tongue.gif

Admittedly problems in retraction do arise, its censor.gif ing cold!
Kante2009-09-07 12:19:47
QUOTE (Chade @ Sep 7 2009, 06:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
1.) I fractured my coccyx bungee jumping 2 days before a long haul flight to China.
2.) I am an assistant scuba diving instructor.
3.) I was sat looking out over the Yangtzi river one evening and Michael Schumacer stepped over the barrier and proceeded to urinate in the river without so much as a by your leave.
4.) I prefer scuba diving in the UK over scuba diving in the tropics.
5.) I once returned to my apartment to find someone had broken in and stacked all the furniture on top of itself, whilst simultaneously leaving glasses of water all over the place - much like the movie signs.

For some reason, I hope number 5 is true.
Unknown2009-09-07 12:40:08
Since nobody was able to guess mine...

It's 4. I have -never- been arrested for being publically intoxicated and nude.


I MUCH prefer to stay home and drink with friends or alone.
Unknown2009-09-07 13:32:21
QUOTE (Cellie @ Sep 7 2009, 08:40 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Since nobody was able to guess mine...

It's 4. I have -never- been arrested for being publically intoxicated and nude.


I MUCH prefer to stay home and drink with friends or alone.

So you're down with being privately intoxicated and nude? tongue.gif
Unknown2009-09-07 13:43:53
QUOTE (Shaddus Mes'ard @ Sep 6 2009, 08:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It's number five.

Yup!

QUOTE (Mihewi @ Sep 6 2009, 08:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I say it's 1... because nobody would stick a largemouth bass in with their pet fish.

Unless they were like... outdoor fish and a random bass swam down from somewhere and ended up in the pet fish pond...

Actually, it was one my dad caught while on a fishing trip, and we put it in our tank. And it really did eat half our fish population. And then we ate it for dinner.
Unknown2009-09-07 14:03:03
QUOTE (Kialkarkea @ Sep 7 2009, 02:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So you're down with being privately intoxicated and nude? tongue.gif



Yus. suspicious.gif
Unknown2009-09-07 14:51:40
QUOTE (Furien @ Sep 7 2009, 03:13 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
1. I've been to Japan and ended up sitting next to a Geisha girl on one of the trains, while simultaneously never telling any of my groupmates that I was gay in their pushing me to take the seat.

2. I once sat on the edge of a river and had a prawn skitter across the back of my hand, freaking me out so much that I squealed rather loudly and ended up falling into the river.

3. I've been invited to the wedding of someone I met on the internet.

4. I weigh 120 pounds and am apparently shorter than a Chinese girl of an equal age.

5. I've been hit on by men.

Kialkarkea: 4. I really hope it's 4, because that just seems grossly unhealthy.

It is not 4. I love salt, beyond reasonable degrees. But hey, I somehow have low blood-presssue.
Shaddus2009-09-07 15:04:09
QUOTE (Cellie @ Sep 7 2009, 09:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yus. suspicious.gif

I'm down with Cellie being privately nude and intoxicated as well. chin.gif
Unknown2009-09-07 15:13:16
QUOTE (Shaddus Mes'ard @ Sep 7 2009, 04:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'm down with Cellie being privately nude and intoxicated as well. chin.gif

content.gif
Chade2009-09-07 16:31:51
No. 5 is indeed true. My friends in China did it to me to get back at me for stealing two 7ft foam beer bottles from under the nose of hotel security. I managed to convince a taxi driver to take them back to my house, they were "returning" them to the owner and making me pay. Freaked me out because I'd been on a two week holiday when they did it and I came back to my couch on top of my bed with the matress on top of the couch.
Rancoura2009-09-07 17:00:05
QUOTE (Karel @ Sep 6 2009, 11:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Wrong, Sarvasti.

Gonna say...#5 for Rancoura, and #3 for Sarvasti, and #4 for Casilu, since I've done that and it makes the entire concoction bitter.


Nope. I have met the Synlster.

Four left:
1. I tend to be adventurous with foreign/strange foods.
2. I can speak/understand/write French.
3. I aim to become fluent in four different languages besides English.
4. I am a Heathen (Asatru). >>> (Google if you're unfamiliar).


And guessing #3 for Chade.
Casilu2009-09-07 17:01:20
I'll go with two, then.
Rancoura2009-09-07 17:07:21
QUOTE (casilu @ Sep 7 2009, 12:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'll go with two, then.


C'est encore incorrect.

If that was for me... posted one minute after. =/
Casilu2009-09-07 17:12:40
QUOTE (Rancoura. @ Sep 7 2009, 10:07 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
C'est encore incorrect.

If that was for me... posted one minute after. =/


It was. Then let's see what was behind door number one!