Arix.

That's... vaguely sweet and stalkerish. You want Arix for Christmas?

Funny Amazon.com products? This.

T h e s e .
And this.

I've played that game

Wow, that's even better than what I wanted and related at the same time

http://www.squishable.com/

That game's unbalanced in favour of zombies. But yeah I've tried it.

What I want for Christmas?

An Elite Beat Agent handbook, so I too can be an Elite Beat Agent. Those guys are cool!

I want someone to do my bloody christmas shopping.

I haven't bought a single present yet. I'm working right up to Christmas eve and I'm busy this weekend. I am just beginning to feel the inklings of panic.

I want a job

EDIT:
Forgot my long-time Christmas wish: a TWIN. p.s. not an evil one.

I'll take a silent night. Thanks.

*here's looking at you Nocht!*

Amen to that.

Make me Your Hand on Earth Fain Jr. holder of the Sanguine Pocketbook and I'll think about it

I already did my real christmas shopping (thank god, or else I wouldn't be able to afford it now). I used the 200$ my mother gave me for my early Christmas present to buy toys from Ebay and have them shipped to my son. Seeing as his mother is barely able to pay the bills, it's likely that's all he'll get.

I want that shark squishable like nobody's business.

Awhmagawd, so cute.

It doesn't take much to buy Christmas cards or gift cards! Cheap, easy to find/buy/ not much shopping to do!

Unfortunately that is all I shall be receiving this Christmas and likely for my Birthday as well.(only a monthish away from Christmas).
I has no funny idea for christmas gift. but I do really want to get a Wii so I finish Okami and Twilight Princess already >.<

I want to make out with Seth Meyers from SNL... and a kindle... even though I hate books I just want one to rub it in peoples faces