I'll get you a Kindle if your make-out session with it is hot enough to post to the internet and make money from it.

I just want people to be happy.

So much tragedy has hit people I know or care about. My Grandpa had a stroke on Thanksgiving just before we were to sit down to eat. (Although thankfully he's recovering well) A good friend of mine lost his Mom after long battles with health this year. Another co-worker lost her father suddenly and unexpectedly. Another friend lost her Dad. A relative is losing his job at the end of the year. Many people I know have had similar tragedies.

I can sympathise with this sentiment. I've actually gone quite a way out of my ways to ensure the entire family is present, as unfortunately my grandmother (a powerful figure in all of our lives, perhaps mine especially) probably won't be here for another - and if she is, well. She's already calling me by her brother's name, so I'm not sure who I'll be by then!

In these times, I think a lot of us just need the proximity of loved ones.

I read from the beggining, thinking of all the silly things I could post here and now people have gotten all serious, phooey.

I want every variety available of these so I can arrange them on my bed and 'drown in disease' (complete with gagging/retching noises should my boyfriend be watching).

Alternately, I could beat him with the "real" thing when he gives me an ulcer. I know the page says ulcers come from microbes, not boyfriends, but it's a lie!


Bring on the silly Christmas wishes, too!!

I got my mom two of those, actually.

I got the E. coli (hairy potato-looking thing at left bottom) as a gift. It's actually quite soft and cute.

I got her that one and the Chicken pox.