Omegle

by Reiha

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Aerotan2010-01-30 10:17:42
What they're saying is when you get ASL'd, respond with something like

15/h/us

I suppose I'll go troll over there at some point.
Reiha2010-01-30 10:28:05
QUOTE (Aerotan @ Jan 30 2010, 02:17 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What they're saying is when you get ASL'd, respond with something like

15/h/us

I suppose I'll go troll over there at some point.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

*coughs*

I'm talking to the nicest Indonesian kid O_o He's teaching me Indonesian right now tongue.gif And I got the e-mail of a cute as a button British girl O_o My trolling has hit a few speed bumps sad.gif

Update: the kid is now on my facebook. I'm too trusting ohmy.gif

Emo!
QUOTE
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: boo hoo .
You: Hello, I am not here for A/S/L stuff
Stranger: haha ok how are you ?
You: Well, BOOHOO2u2!
You: Good, and you?
Stranger: yea i dont really care .
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Aerotan2010-01-30 10:52:52
First convo started awkward.
QUOTE
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hallo
Stranger: no offense but r u a gay dude?
Stranger: way to many gay dudes try to hit on me
You: Uh, yes, but I'm here because I'm bored, not horny
Stranger: that censor.gif is disturbing
You: >.>
Stranger: haha r u for reals?
You: Yeah
Stranger: wow. i guess its just my night
Stranger: im not gay by the way.
You: I gathered
Stranger: dont hate them either tho


He wasn't that bad, after he stopped eating his foot, though.

Attempt number two:
QUOTE
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hallo
Stranger: ello
You: Doin alright?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I guess not.
Reiha2010-01-30 10:57:18
Almost 18 is apparently good enough.
QUOTE
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: How are you, m'dear stranger?
Stranger: little bored here lol, wanna have some fun?
You: Sure!
Stranger: you got a webcam? tongue.gif
You: Nope. Do you?
Stranger: i got one, you're not like 13 though right? lol
You: I'm almost 18
Stranger: alright well im gonna show you something on my cam ok?
You: Is it going to be a diagram of a vulva?
Stranger: okay, go to http://www.smallu.net/OmegleCams , its like omegle but with webcams wink.gif, just accept my chat invite on the left, its all free cause i invited you
You: I bet that's some virus
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


He was AFK for a minute before disconnecting.
QUOTE
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: are u horny girl with cam or photo??
You: Yes, although I must warn you, I am 4'11" and 180 lbs.
Stranger: girl??
You: Yes, you asked that already.
Stranger: 180lbs,how many kilo?
You: I'm not British, I have no idea.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Aerotan2010-01-30 11:31:55
81.65 kg (kilograms) according to Wolfram Alpha

QUOTE
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: the hypocritical hippopottimus had a hypocracy for hip hop
You: 'llo
You: Crap, I don't have any ranks in Innuendo
Stranger: in your end'o mate
You: Ummm...The bird flies for the snowy down..?
Stranger: alas but a baby deer never cries more than is beconed upon him
Stranger: indeed
You: Er...What once was will never be once more?
That one devolved into "women in the kitchen" jokes, though.
Munsia2010-01-31 02:30:43
QUOTE (munsia @ Jan 29 2010, 06:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Kalikai, the Crimson Eye stands here casually, threads of fiery aether swirling capriciously about Her form. She wields a huge and VERY CLEAN banner reading TULLY FOR ASCENSION 2010 in Her left hand.


Clearly this is in the wrong thread but it's sad I noticed...2? days later
Shamarah2010-01-31 02:44:50
QUOTE (Aerotan @ Jan 30 2010, 06:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
That one devolved into "women in the kitchen" jokes, though.


I've been opening conversations sometimes with "Why did the woman get hit by the car?"

It drove through the kitchen.
Nori2010-01-31 03:32:03


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: HELLO?
You: um... hai!
You: Where are you from?
You: ... o.o
Stranger: where are YOU from?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: biggrin.gif
You: from a planet, far far away
Stranger: ohmy.gif
You: in a galexy, where there's an evil, hooded villan
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: 20 f under your bed, you?
Stranger: .....14 f on your bed
You: well
You: we're in totally different locations
Stranger: yes, i see
You: I'll send you some of your mum's brownies?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Munsia2010-01-31 04:19:22
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: moo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


biggrin.gif
Unknown2010-01-31 05:09:10
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: GONNA FIND YA
You: GONNA EAT YA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

sad.gif
Jules2010-01-31 05:38:26
QUOTE
Stranger: HAHAHAHA
You: what's so funny?
Stranger: i just pwned a girl pretending 2 be her mom
You: *snicker*
You: don't you just love trolling this place?
Stranger: yea lol
Stranger: im addicted 2 it
You: i was hoping to do the same... damn, met another troll in the heat of battle! wink.gif
Stranger: lol!
Stranger: just keep searching!
You: back to ruining lives! gl!
Stranger: lol good hunting!


Shoulda traded tips... I'll have to try that sometime, what this guy did.

QUOTE
Stranger: hi
You: heyo!
Stranger: usa?
You: yessir!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


USA Haters.... sad.gif
Ixion2010-01-31 06:23:22
Oh man... this is too fun. Shamarah the "your face, OHHHH" thing almost busted my gut laughing.. Reiha yours were great too..

My first one was a pretty long fun conversation smile.gif

2nd one..

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: die in a fire homie
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I guess he did

Stranger: heey
You: hmm you need to just go away
Stranger: i love you
You: love you too, as much as Cthulhu would enjoy eating your corpse
You: well maybe not -that- much
Stranger: lol how old are youu?
You: how drunk do you have to be to forget?
You: I am exactly 107 years old, today
You: how young are you whippersnapper?
Stranger: Ilove youu.. sexxi
Stranger: <3
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Estarra2010-01-31 06:25:58
My first and last Omegle:
QUOTE
Stranger: hihihi
You: hello, mortal
Stranger: Hello, hobo
You: Hobo!
You: i am a goddess!
Stranger: haha
You: .... but its true...
Stranger: OMG ME 2!!!
You: sister!
Stranger: wow.... asl?
You: 42223234234/goddess/multiverse
Stranger: wow is that ur phone number?
You: le sigh
Stranger: ??????
You: at least it's not my weight!
Stranger: lol

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Ixion2010-01-31 06:33:03

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi I am Ixion, Supreme Commander of the Southern Legions
Stranger: let me take you down
You: take me downtown and buy me some wings?
Stranger: cause im going to
You: Hmm okay
You: as long as they're Merian wings
Stranger: strawberry fields
Stranger: nothing is real
You: no Acknor has no strawberry fields
Stranger: wait
Stranger: whats a supreme commander?
You: waiting is for Paladins
You: wretched bastard children of foolishness
Stranger: lol
Stranger: thats me
Stranger: nah jk
Stranger: but
Stranger: srsly
Stranger: do u like shoot people
You: Sound it out, what do you think it is
You: I shoot people with my two rapiers
You: envenomed with poisons wrought from the corpses of rattlesnakes
Stranger: dont you feel bad about killing people?
You: No, I really do not. It completes me like time completes an hourglass's bottom half
Stranger: thats not good
Stranger: i dont think it does
You: there is no such thing as good and evil
Stranger: maybe
You: how could you be so disillusioned!?
Stranger: idk mannnn
Stranger: peace
You: good and evil are perceptions
Stranger: dont kill
Stranger: love
You: have a deathly day
Stranger: love
Stranger: love
You: bye
Stranger: love
Stranger: love
Stranger: love
Stranger: loev
Stranger: love
Stranger: love
Stranger: love
You: I love that you will die to a sword
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Unknown2010-01-31 06:33:21
There's also Chatroulette, which is the same as Omegle except it's chat and webcam with a stranger. It can be a lot of fun but approximately 10% of those on it at any given time are furiously playing with their (typically small or mishapped) genitals in front of the camera. Definitely creeperville. Though sometimes you get to see boobies.

e: man, being Ixion is a 24/7 job.
Ixion2010-01-31 06:38:30
I had to do a Lusty themed one.. losewings.gif
Maylea2010-01-31 06:55:53
Inspired by one of these conversations, I went on a journey through Omegle to find someone who would sing to me.


My favorite fail, editing unfortunately necessary:
QUOTE
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What is love?
Stranger: Do you like ______________?
You: Baby, don't hurt me.
Stranger: OOPS
Stranger: Sorry
Stranger: I'm just messing with peoples heads
Stranger: but you seem philosophical.
Stranger: So go find someone to teach you about love.
Stranger: <3
You: I think I shall.
Stranger: GOOD LUCK!!!


The eighth or so attempt:
QUOTE
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What is love?
Stranger: baby don't hurt me
Stranger: don't hurt me, no mo
You: You are the coolest person on Omegle.
Stranger: aww. <3 you're cooler. wink.gif
Unknown2010-01-31 07:18:49
QUOTE
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Is this the real life?
Stranger: is this just fantasy?
You: Caught in a landslide
Stranger: no escape from reality
Stranger: censor.gif queen
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Took three tries for that. sad.gif
Unknown2010-01-31 08:01:00
I've been opening with, "Hi, do you like Hungry, Hungry Hippos?" for about 45 minutes. I then play the role of a hungry, hungry hippo in the conversation until they disconnect. Pretty interesting stuff.
Nymerya2010-01-31 08:19:12
Why does everyone disconnect when you tell them you're not a teenager? I feel age discriminated against.

Also amusing how many people disconnect when you tell them you're a lesbian. biggrin.gif