Omegle

by Reiha

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Unknown2010-01-31 14:05:48
When they ask a/s/l? just reply 14/f/Not from Dateline.
Reiha2010-01-31 14:41:21
QUOTE (Ixion @ Jan 30 2010, 10:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: die in a fire homie
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ASL????


I got trolled... before I could even type back "yakuza white trash" they disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: Crazy Japanese censor.gif u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

How did they know I'm Japanese? sad.gif


The very last part made me LOL and sad.gif
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi =)
You: hello
Stranger: For begin, i must know if you are a girl or a boy =)
You: Girl
Stranger: Okey, i am a boy
You: asl?
Stranger: You can ask me 3 questions and i promise i will answer you withaout liyng
Stranger: What's are your questions so ?
Stranger: For asl => 16 male france
You: Do you dream of dating President Bush?
Stranger: Nop'
Stranger: 1 question now =) ^^
You: Do you like foreigners?
Stranger: I dont really care =)
You: Do you wash your face daily?
Stranger: Yes =)
Stranger: i'm clean =)
You: Have you ever heard of Happiness of the Katakuris?
Stranger: Nop' )=
Stranger: www.just-for-fun-time.skyrock.com => Just look me =)
You: uh
Stranger: tell me what do you think of me please =)
You: I bet it's a virus, Mr. Smiles
Stranger: No, i promise ^^
It's a skyrock blog ^^
Stranger: So, what do you think of me ? I am ugly, cute ?
You: You're an adorable young man.
Stranger: Thanks you
Stranger: Can i have pics of you ?
Stranger: You choose =)
You: I'm a fat asian chick
You: You don't wanna see
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Kharaen2010-01-31 16:42:04
He was being honest with you, you shouldn't return with lies =(
Shamarah2010-01-31 16:52:14
QUOTE (Maylea @ Jan 31 2010, 01:55 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Inspired by one of these conversations, I went on a journey through Omegle to find someone who would sing to me.


Yeah, it took me about ten tries to find someone who would respond correctly to "RAH RAH AH AH AH".
Shaddus2010-01-31 17:06:48
QUOTE (AllergictoSabres @ Jan 31 2010, 09:05 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
When they ask a/s/l? just reply 14/f/Not from Dateline.

I did that, and the guy actually chatted with me for a while. I invited him to Lusternia and told him about how the game worked. Maybe he'll stay.
Shaddus2010-01-31 20:24:21
I swear, I'm a terrible person


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I eat little children
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: DON'T YOU censor.gif DISCONNECT ON ME AGAIN YOU PIECE OF censor.gif
You: YOU HEARD ME
Stranger: okay take it easy
You: JUST BECAUSE MY CAPLOCK IS STUCK DOESN'T MEAN i'M NOT A NICE PERSON
You: i'M NOT YELLING
Stranger: roger that
You: SO. HOW ABOUT THAT WEATHER?
Stranger: winter -6 celsius
You: NICE. i'D LOVE TO BE THERE.
Stranger: okay
You: i'M LIKE A POLAR BEAR, BUT WITH MORE HAIR AND LESS TEETH
Stranger: biggrin.gif
Stranger: where you from
You: ARKANSAS, USA
Stranger: okay
You: YOU?
Stranger: finland
You: FINLAND ROCKS. i BET THE FOOD IS DECENT AND THE PEOPLE ARE GENERALLY NICE
Stranger: yes
You: ANYWAY, TAKE IT EASY AND DON'T EAT ANY YELLOW SNOW! THANKS!


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
Stranger: howdy
You: The bodies are buried under my porch
Stranger: hello
Stranger: howdy
Stranger: ooh snap!
You: hi diddly ho
Stranger: haha how did you know i was a diddly ho?
You: I can tell by your name
Stranger: stranger?
You: yeah
Stranger: nice
You: the last time we talked, you were a diddly ho, so I figured you were this time too
Stranger: i can tell you are not a diddly ho
Stranger: oh yes, how could i forget!
You: nope. my name is You. I'm chinese.
Stranger: haha. im from texas and stranger is a very cowboyish name smile.gif
You: I see
You: what does it mean?
Stranger: stranger? it means one who travels alone tongue.gif
Stranger: and also diddly ho
You: I think I heard John Wayne say "Howdy Stranger" once. Did you know him?
Stranger: yes i do actually
Stranger: he's my d
You: cool
Stranger: *dad
You: wow, lucky you.
Stranger: yup
Stranger: except when he beats me
Stranger: sad.gif
You: You should give him a boot to the ass
Stranger: he would shoot me
You: my dad's jackie chan, I'll have him kick your dad's ass and take his gun away so you won't get shot.
Stranger: haha awesome wink.gif
Stranger: i have to go wrangle some broncos now
Stranger: cya x x x




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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: No nude pics, sorry
Stranger: dont want any
You: thnak god. I had to tell the last person I was a tranny to get them to shut up
You: thank, rather
You: so, tell me all your dirty secrets?
Stranger: age?
You: 29, but I look 45
Stranger: female?
You: I used to be
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Reiha2010-01-31 20:57:29
QUOTE (Kharaen d'Attai @ Jan 31 2010, 08:42 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
He was being honest with you, you shouldn't return with lies =(

...I was being honest.
Shaddus2010-01-31 21:01:04
I had one guy give me this link. (It's not what you think.)
Here

Lol.
Reiha2010-01-31 21:15:24
QUOTE (Shaddus Mes'ard @ Jan 31 2010, 01:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I had one guy give me this link. (It's not what you think.)
Here

Lol.

The Lusternia guy? tongue.gif
Shaddus2010-01-31 21:18:55
No, just some guy. I'm actually still chatting with him now.
Nori2010-01-31 21:21:42
I'm having too much fun on this...


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hi!
You: Sorry, I don't have any nude pics
Stranger: me neither.
You: oh good, we're even then
Stranger: but i do have crackers.
You: ah. I have Triscuits
You: I believe I win that one
Stranger: i don't know what a Triscuit is.
You: It's like a cracker, but better.
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Stranger: do you like these boots? http://cryoflesh.com/shop/images/Rocky-10_0.jpg
You: I don't like clicking links. I'm paranoid about viruses
Stranger: oh.
Stranger: same here.
Stranger: usually.
You: btw- there's a face in your link. I dunno if you noticed
Stranger: OH HOW CUTE.
You: 0_0
You: lol



^^ Both from the same person, just later in the conversation.

Different person, late in the conversation, after much trolling:


You: dry.gif Why are you putting up with my trolling? Usually peole disconnect by now
You: lol
Stranger: cos im nice biggrin.gif
Stranger: would you like me to disconnect? lol
You: nah, it's alright
Stranger: then dont complain wink.gif
You: would you have if I asked you to though?
You: lol ok
Stranger: no
Stranger: i would have gone all gay tongue.gif
Stranger: that makes people leave usually :L
You: gone all gay?
You: you mean, homosexually or ... douche like?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: homosexually :L
You: oh
You: pfft
Stranger: dont pfft me
You: There's nothing wrong with being gay happy.gif
Stranger: i know biggrin.gif
You: If you were gay, I'd shout, "Horray" and here you'd stay..
You: um I don't know the rest of the words to that song
You: *fail*
Stranger: are you gay? :L
You: I'm bi
Stranger: ohmy.gif
Stranger: GAYYYYYY
Stranger: sames
Stranger: but shh
Stranger: GAYYYYYYY lol
You: lol
You: are you a guy or girl?
Stranger: guy
You: aw
Stranger: you?
You: I'm a girl
Stranger: ohmy.gif
You: tongue.gif lol
Stranger: typical lol
You: of course
You: we finally find someone else who is gay
You: and it's the wrong gender
You: XD story of my life
You: but it's ok
Stranger: LOL
You: aww after all this I don't wanna lose this stranger
You: lol
You: you ever get attached like that to another stranger?
Stranger: nope :L
You: tongue.gif
You: *fail*
Stranger: SHHH
Stranger: L:
You: mkay
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Best conversation I had so far. And now my stranger is lost for forever.
Reiha2010-01-31 22:00:24
I give up. Nobody knows or responds to my favorite song...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: We're no strangers to love
Stranger: no we're not
You: You know the rules and so do I
Stranger: yes we do
You: ....
Stranger: whats up babe?
You: Not my dick
Stranger: good
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Shortest convo ever.
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Kharaen2010-01-31 22:16:15
QUOTE (Reiha @ Jan 31 2010, 03:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
...I was being honest.


Lies.
Daereth2010-01-31 22:54:51
I read these.. halfway through I thought I was gonna die.. I now have to try this.
Reiha2010-01-31 23:47:43
Uh...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi, my name is Reiha. How are you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:/

Guess not.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Borderlands or WoW?
You: South Park.
You: Wait no, WoW.
Stranger: You play WoW?
You: No, but never heard of Borderlands. Is it like the show Southland?
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Um...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im masterbating right now
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Riluna2010-02-01 06:24:31
I've been toying a little bit with a language filter. Sometimes they're a lot of fun

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You: Hi, good teacher. Hello, good sir
Stranger: i'm not good teacher
You: Dependent. I bet a laggy connection. Hey there, I'm sorry if this is a bit slow, but I'm on a laggy connection
You: I, English I, (), and, you know the translation industry, it will take some time. I don't know a word of English but I'm using a very refined translator (which is also a bit slow)
You: This is a serious problem, I can not hire a good teacher.This is a serious problem and I wonder if you could help me, good sir.
Stranger: nice day isn't it
Stranger: do u like learning
You: Wait a minute.
You: In fact, a good teacher, you will need to discuss pressing issues. it sure is, good sir, but I have more pressing matters to discuss right now.
Stranger: what do you think is a pressing issue
You: This leak is a coffee machine, Jacuzzi, thermal balance is not plastic. Switzerland, Taiwan, all my knives are not satisfied with the results of the official meeting.
You: He is, as a result, all my knives in Switzerland, rising discontent in Taiwan.
You: I am a good teacher, but I do not? I'm desperate and I wonder if you could help me good sir.
Stranger: strange
You: We will support the good teacher. help me, good sir.
Stranger: do you have schizophrenia
You: I am please refer to this translation, I have slowly and very elegant hotel.
Stranger: i can not understand you
You: Currently, this problem is driving me mad. For me, a good teacher, what should I do to solve this problem?KOHIMASHINWARUPURU stabilizer.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi, good teacher.
Stranger: Hello
You: I came here, I was in Japan during the flight was a serious problem.
You: If I help you, I thought.
Stranger: Uh... ok?
Stranger: What can i do? lol
You: This is a serious problem
You: I can not hire a good teacher.
Stranger: What do you want to learn?
You: Whirlpool, the balance of the car, and be heated to a coffee spill, the location of the resin.
You: He is, as a result, all my knives in Switzerland, rising discontent in Taiwan.
Stranger: ok i have absolutely no idea what you just said
You: I am please refer to this translation, I have slowly and very elegant hotel.
Stranger: lol dude dont use a translator to talk
You: Currently, this problem is driving me mad.
Stranger: its veryvery bad
You: Oh
Stranger: just use normal english, even if its bad
You: However, the notch translation software is used to translate the top of the party!
Stranger: no its quite bad
Stranger: i cant understand what you're saying at all
You: Sorry, I do not know a word of English and I are really desperate.
You: For me, a good teacher, what should I do to solve this problem?
Stranger: learn english.
Stranger: lol
You: KOHIMASHINWARUPURU stabilizer.
Stranger: NANI?
You: Sorry, good teacher?
Stranger: Coffee Machine Whirlpool ftw
Stranger: lol
Stranger: byebye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.




Got bored copying what I was "translating," but you get the idea. Sentences that don't make sense in English the first time around become really fun.
Shaddus2010-02-01 06:46:44
QUOTE
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: KNEEL BEFORE ZOD YOU INFIDEL
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Reiha2010-02-03 07:01:29
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey asl?
You: hi
You: 25/f/usa
You: u
Stranger: hey there, im 21 male australia.
Stranger: whereabouts in the states are you?
You: oregon
You: you from melbourne?
Stranger: nah.sydney
Stranger: are american chicks hot?
You: I... guess?
Stranger: are you?
You: Depends but I'm azn
Stranger: azn?
You: asian
You: Japanese
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Anisu2010-02-03 07:07:50
QUOTE (Reiha @ Feb 3 2010, 08:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey asl?
You: hi
You: 25/f/usa
You: u
Stranger: hey there, im 21 male australia.
Stranger: whereabouts in the states are you?
You: oregon
You: you from melbourne?
Stranger: nah.sydney
Stranger: are american chicks hot?
You: I... guess?
Stranger: are you?
You: Depends but I'm azn
Stranger: azn?
You: asian
You: Japanese
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Obviously you need to talk to more europeans, Asians are in in europe
Casilu2010-02-03 07:26:58
QUOTE (Reiha @ Feb 2 2010, 11:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey asl?
You: hi
You: 25/f/usa
You: u
Stranger: hey there, im 21 male australia.
Stranger: whereabouts in the states are you?
You: oregon
You: you from melbourne?
Stranger: nah.sydney
Stranger: are american chicks hot?
You: I... guess?
Stranger: are you?
You: Depends but I'm azn
Stranger: azn?
You: asian
You: Japanese
Your conversational partner has disconnected.




YOU BETTER NOT BE FROM OREGON.