Omegle

by Reiha

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Unknown2010-02-03 08:00:47
QUOTE (Estarra @ Jan 31 2010, 12:25 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My first and last Omegle:


QUOTE (Ixion @ Jan 31 2010, 12:33 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi I am Ixion, Supreme Commander of the Southern Legions
Stranger: let me take you down
You: take me downtown and buy me some wings?
Stranger: cause im going to
You: Hmm okay
You: as long as they're Merian wings
Stranger: strawberry fields
Stranger: nothing is real
You: no Acknor has no strawberry fields
Stranger: wait
Stranger: whats a supreme commander?
You: waiting is for Paladins
You: wretched bastard children of foolishness
Stranger: lol
Stranger: thats me
Stranger: nah jk
Stranger: but
Stranger: srsly
Stranger: do u like shoot people
You: Sound it out, what do you think it is
You: I shoot people with my two rapiers
You: envenomed with poisons wrought from the corpses of rattlesnakes
Stranger: dont you feel bad about killing people?
You: No, I really do not. It completes me like time completes an hourglass's bottom half
Stranger: thats not good
Stranger: i dont think it does
You: there is no such thing as good and evil
Stranger: maybe
You: how could you be so disillusioned!?
Stranger: idk mannnn
Stranger: peace
You: good and evil are perceptions
Stranger: dont kill
Stranger: love
You: have a deathly day
Stranger: love
Stranger: love
You: bye
Stranger: love
Stranger: love
Stranger: love
Stranger: loev
Stranger: love
Stranger: love
Stranger: love
You: I love that you will die to a sword
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You guys are awesome. XD I never thought about RPing my character on Omegle.


But that raises the question....Estarra just how much do you weight? O.o Or wait...no don't answer that question! I don't want to die by high-heel.
Tervic2010-02-03 22:23:23
QUOTE (Sarvasti @ Feb 3 2010, 12:00 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You guys are awesome. XD I never thought about RPing my character on Omegle.


But that raises the question....Estarra just how much do you weight? O.o Or wait...no don't answer that question! I don't want to die by high-heel.


Infinite and zero, and everything in between, AT THE SAME TIME.

QUOTE
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i eat babies.
You: Well what a coincidence
You: I find their souls make fabulous appetizers.
Stranger: **** YES.
You: \\m/ >_<
Stranger: >
Stranger: ?
You: It's a face, rocking out.
Stranger: yeshh. :]
You: Man, now I'm hungry again.
Stranger: for babies?
You: Souls, yes.
You: I'll leave the fleshy bits for you.
Stranger: yeah?
Stranger: but i want it all.
You: Tsch, didn't you ever learn about the virtues of sharing?
Stranger: nope. see, i hate babies so i eat them. '
You: Fine, fine, you can have some soul. I get an eye, though.
Stranger: yay!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Estarra2010-02-14 02:37:25
I found this article fascinating which is basically video Omegle. I'm waaaay to wimpy to try it out but if someone else wants to and share the experience, I'm sure we're all ears (and eyes)!
Rael2010-02-14 02:46:49
Chatroulette is not so interesting but the kid behind it is!
Shamarah2010-02-14 02:57:12
I'm too terrified to try Chat Roulette. I really have no desire to watch strangers masturbate or hold up shock pictures to the camera.
Unknown2010-02-14 03:06:41
I should find a way to stream some old Nazi Propaganda films through the Chatroulette video.
Aerotan2010-02-14 03:22:29
http://www.manycam.com/

You'll need to set up the stereo mixer to do audio, though.
Reiha2010-02-14 04:04:13
QUOTE (Estarra @ Feb 13 2010, 06:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I found this article fascinating which is basically video Omegle. I'm waaaay to wimpy to try it out but if someone else wants to and share the experience, I'm sure we're all ears (and eyes)!

If you give me 1000 credits I will do it.
Rii2010-02-20 05:01:00
Chatroullette is great! If you wanna see old Obese people who look like Total idiots having sex with a stuffed raccoon! And no, Im not kidding. STAY AWAY!!
Estarra2010-03-16 20:39:44
Charming fun with Chatroulette! And non-pornographic!
Fania2010-03-16 21:10:44
QUOTE
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m ou f
You: Shh... I'm busy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I so could have cybered with that one, too.

QUOTE
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: Asl
You: I don't have one.
Stranger: That's so sad
You: It is!
Stranger: sad.gif I'm very sorry to here that
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Lot of boring people hear on Omegle.
Reiha2010-03-16 21:40:07
http://chatroulettetrolling.com/
Sylphas2010-03-16 21:51:26
Wow, I haven't heard someone ask "Asl?" in years.
Unknown2010-03-16 22:00:39
QUOTE (Sylphas @ Mar 16 2010, 05:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Wow, I haven't heard someone ask "Asl?" in years.



my usual reply used to be 99/m/easter island


it was a good icebreaker. or sent people screaming, one.
Sylphas2010-03-16 22:29:27
I tended to say "Nope, never learned it."
Unknown2010-03-17 00:50:21
Because I was bored at 12am
QUOTE
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello there
You: the sky
Stranger: it's so...
Stranger: bunny!
You: bunny?
You: OMG
You: BUNNY
You: YOU KILLED MY RABBIT
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: i have a.d.d
You: but.. I love him so much!
You: How could you?!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: HEY
Stranger: CALM
Stranger: DOWN
You: You're going to have to buy me a new one!
Stranger: WE DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY
Stranger: that's why i killed the damn rabbit
Stranger: we have nothing to eat
Stranger: but you have to keep your precious herbert
Stranger: i mean damn..who names their rabbit HERBERT
Stranger: honeslty..
Stranger: honestly* ahem.
You: ..my bunny!
Stranger: OH
Stranger: SHUT UP
Stranger: stupid woman.
You: I hate you!
You: HOW COULD YOU?!
Stranger: oh naturally
Stranger: GET
Stranger: OVER IT
Stranger: you want to die of starvation over your RABBIT
Stranger: MY GOD
You: YES I WOULD
Stranger: GOD
Your conversational partner has disconnected


and..
QUOTE
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: boobs ?
You: THE SKY IS FALLING
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Aramel2010-05-15 12:37:55
These were from earlier. I saved them because of the hilarity.

Stranger: i
Stranger: am
Stranger: donkey
Stranger: kong
You: I'm pandazilla.
Stranger: F***
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Stranger: banuna
You: No, bananananana.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Tekora2010-05-17 14:12:31


No, it's not me, just a picture I found.
Unknown2010-05-17 20:07:43
QUOTE (Tekora @ May 17 2010, 09:12 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>


No, it's not me, just a picture I found.



My side hurts from laughing too much sad.gif
Reiha2010-08-16 05:31:22
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey, how are yah?
You: Good, thanks for asking. How are you?
Stranger: cool, yah same here.
Stranger: Here is a pic of me http://iupload.info/files/1/IMG_0041.jpg do you think i'm hot?
Stranger: shoot, ma roomate is beingg weird! If you want u can add me asa friend and send me a msg at http://webdatez.org/amanda474/ I has a few nudez uploaded there and ma cell # smile.gif
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Not so much funny as it curious... tempted to see where that link leads to.