Omegle

by Reiha

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Thendis2010-08-16 05:48:34
It leads to scams, spam, and viruses. With a chance of porn.

/(educated)guess
Unknown2010-08-16 05:51:28
QUOTE (Reiha @ Aug 16 2010, 12:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Stranger: Here is a pic of me http://iupload.info/files/1/IMG_0041.jpg do you think i'm hot?


Kaia does not need to resort to things like this.
Reiha2010-08-16 05:53:10
I figured hence not checking it out, but I'm still tempted!




More convo:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hello
Stranger: Hi smile.gif
You: How are you?
Stranger: Absolutely magical. What about you?
You: Fairly secular. Anything interesting going on?
Stranger: If something interesting was going on, i wouldn't be on omegle. Haha. Sorry to disappoint you.
You: You never know, could be a great multi-tasker.
You: I could be smooshing hamsters between my butt cheeks this very moment.
Stranger: That's an interesting hobby smile.gif
Stranger: But I see your point.
Stranger: P.S. Hamster smooshing is wrong
You: Not if the hamster enjoys it.
You: I mean, they're squealing in delight.
Stranger: Or terror...
You: I think they might even be purring :3
Stranger: I'm sure your butt cheeks are...lovely, but unless you are the hamster whisperer....at least give them breathing breaks!
You: Oh, they're getting plenty of "air" all right!
You: biggrin.gif
Stranger: Oxygen is probably their preference. smile.gif but what do I know? You sound as if you've been at it for awhile, so I trust your judgement.
You: It stopped moving. It's probably taking a nap.
Stranger: If I were you, I think I'd be glad it stopped moving. They may not know the whole "exit only" philosophy.
You: Man, so many boyfriends used those words. "Exit only." Then again, they were Dutch.
Stranger: Those Dutch men are finicky creatures. I wouldn't know from experience, but that's okay. I've observed.
You: How did you observe this?
Stranger: National Geographic and the Discovery channel.
You: John Lithgow doesn't count
You: Ah, I see.
Stranger: Who?
You: 3rd Rock from the Sun
You: Tall, white, and very Dutch.
Stranger: I've never seen it. smile.gif
Xavius2010-08-17 06:34:20
QUOTE (Reiha @ Aug 16 2010, 12:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey, how are yah?
You: Good, thanks for asking. How are you?
Stranger: cool, yah same here.
Stranger: Here is a pic of me http://iupload.info/files/1/IMG_0041.jpg do you think i'm hot?
Stranger: shoot, ma roomate is beingg weird! If you want u can add me asa friend and send me a msg at http://webdatez.org/amanda474/ I has a few nudez uploaded there and ma cell # smile.gif
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Not so much funny as it curious... tempted to see where that link leads to.

First link: hot girl at mirror.
Second link: dating site that won't let you browse profiles without signing up.
Reiha2011-08-31 04:26:04
I noticed from the Art of Trolling you can add questions now to Omegle. I haven't trolled in a while, so I decided to give it a try.

QUOTE
Question to discuss:

My husband spanks me too much. Should I be making him a sammich?


Stranger 1: no.


Stranger 2: haha duh.


Stranger 1: YOU ARE A WOMAN


Stranger 2: who me?


Stranger 1: NOT A SLAVE


Stranger 2: haha same thing


Stranger 1: YOU ARE A STRONG WOMAN


Stranger 1: YEAH'


Stranger 2: my boyfriend doesn't spank me enough


This is the most forum friendly one I could post. And yeah, that's where the convo disconnects.