After listening to Monzy, I thought it would be funny to have a Lusternian rap contest. The following samples are something we can aspire to; the lyrics are mildly offensive (NSFW) but the rap is surprisingly good and the lyrics divine. You score points for making Lusternian references and being clever.
So Much Drama in the PhD
Pimping Lemma
Kill Dash Nine
Remember to listen to the mp3 as you follow the lyrics. Monzy also has some Youtube videos which are really good even if you don't understand all of the CS references.

Not all of us may have the time, talent, or inclination to write an entire rap but this can be a place to spit your dopest rhymes if you can care to share a two line zinger. If all goes well and we can generate enough material maybe one of the more musically non-challenged Lusternians (Lyco looks like a good candidate!) can mix an entire song and post it on Youtube. If not then this will be one of those silly threads Rael likes to make.

I'll start.


EDIT: Thread should be subtitled: "We have scholars, bards, and playwrights.... Any rappers in the house?" in any moderators can be bothered to change it.