Lusternian Murphy's Rules: Trade

by Lendren

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Unknown2010-05-22 17:31:55
You can make a robe out of bacon, but you can never eat it.

You can make huge explosions and cremate a man in seconds, but god forbid you try to light your pipe.

A shortsword is slower then a four foot long claymore.

You cannot ride a Pooka. Ever.
Aerotan2010-06-04 17:48:56
There is literally NO way for a priest to make Holy Water.
Aloysha2010-06-05 03:16:32
It is possible to place a full sized backpack containing 20 items into a letter that would normally only hold 4. It is also possible to mail this letter an unlimited number of times without ever paying for postage.