Xavius2010-04-15 22:08:42
QUOTE (Pectus Dawneye @ Apr 13 2010, 11:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
No idea who made this. Come forward if it was you!
That was me. I did it to abuse Tervic.
Shaddus2010-04-16 01:41:21
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Item: Keg Type: Boxes Org: Anshienjiku
Commodities: platinum 38 furrikin 1 wood 6
Mortal Reviews: Allowed
Container: No Can Have Lock: No
IMPORTANT: The main noun MUST use one of these: KEG
Appearance:
a novelty furrikin keg
Dropped:
Nailed to a wooden frame, a fox furrikin crouches here, a silver tap protruding from his mouth.
Examined:
With each paw nailed to a leg of the basic wooden frame, this fox
furrikin crouches in an unnatural pose. Long incisions, subsequently
sewn together show where the furrikin was disembowelled, and similarly
the fox head shows signs of removal and reattachment. Nevertheless,
there is little to indicate how the large platinum barrel, the tap of
which pokes incongruously from between the furrikin's jaws, was first
inserted. For the sake of decency, the creature's genitals have been
removed, and its anus has been sewn shut.
Commodities: platinum 38 furrikin 1 wood 6
Mortal Reviews: Allowed
Container: No Can Have Lock: No
IMPORTANT: The main noun MUST use one of these: KEG
Appearance:
a novelty furrikin keg
Dropped:
Nailed to a wooden frame, a fox furrikin crouches here, a silver tap protruding from his mouth.
Examined:
With each paw nailed to a leg of the basic wooden frame, this fox
furrikin crouches in an unnatural pose. Long incisions, subsequently
sewn together show where the furrikin was disembowelled, and similarly
the fox head shows signs of removal and reattachment. Nevertheless,
there is little to indicate how the large platinum barrel, the tap of
which pokes incongruously from between the furrikin's jaws, was first
inserted. For the sake of decency, the creature's genitals have been
removed, and its anus has been sewn shut.
QUOTE
Item: Mandolin Type: Instruments Org: Anshienjiku
Commodities: penguin 1 peep 2 iron 50 snowball 20 wood 65 redtint 20 yellowtint 20 coal 30 goldtint 15 steel 20 gems 15
Mortal Reviews: Allowed
Container: No Can Have Lock: No
IMPORTANT: The main noun MUST use one of these: MANDOLIN
Appearance:
a gnomish toymaker's mandolin
Dropped:
Twinkling merrily from the ground here is a small gnomish mandolin, made from castoff toys.
Examined:
Though crafted partially from wood, a majority of this small mandolin is
pieced together from bits and pieces of toys one might find at the trash
bin in a gnomish toyshop. The headstock is iron, smelted from toy
soldiers and moulded into shape. A bit of colour left from the soldier's
uniforms still peeks through here and there in the iron, mostly red from
the vests and a bit of black from the hats. The body is white pine,
though glazed with a thin layer of what could very well be melted peeps
to give it a gritty feel when touched. Strung with white and black
penguin hide, this mandolin is anything but ordinary in appearance. From
the end of the headstock hangs a small steel and glass vial, filled with
a watery liquid and what appears to be a small snowball floating
suspended in it. Upon the back of the mandolin is a small symbol inset
into the wood, that of a golden gear bearing wings.
Commodities: penguin 1 peep 2 iron 50 snowball 20 wood 65 redtint 20 yellowtint 20 coal 30 goldtint 15 steel 20 gems 15
Mortal Reviews: Allowed
Container: No Can Have Lock: No
IMPORTANT: The main noun MUST use one of these: MANDOLIN
Appearance:
a gnomish toymaker's mandolin
Dropped:
Twinkling merrily from the ground here is a small gnomish mandolin, made from castoff toys.
Examined:
Though crafted partially from wood, a majority of this small mandolin is
pieced together from bits and pieces of toys one might find at the trash
bin in a gnomish toyshop. The headstock is iron, smelted from toy
soldiers and moulded into shape. A bit of colour left from the soldier's
uniforms still peeks through here and there in the iron, mostly red from
the vests and a bit of black from the hats. The body is white pine,
though glazed with a thin layer of what could very well be melted peeps
to give it a gritty feel when touched. Strung with white and black
penguin hide, this mandolin is anything but ordinary in appearance. From
the end of the headstock hangs a small steel and glass vial, filled with
a watery liquid and what appears to be a small snowball floating
suspended in it. Upon the back of the mandolin is a small symbol inset
into the wood, that of a golden gear bearing wings.
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Item: Couch Type: Couches Org: Anshienjiku
Commodities: scalp 25 wood 25 iron 5
Mortal Reviews: Allowed
Space: 30% Furniture Type: Normal Furnishings
Outdoors: No Container: No Can Have Lock: No
IMPORTANT: The main noun MUST use one of these: COUCH
Appearance:
a ravenwood couch upholstered with scalps
Dropped:
Giving off a sickly stench of preservative, an elegant ravenwood couch sits here, upholstered with a patchwork of scalps.
Examined:
Neatly sewn together on a frame of polished ravenwood, a multitude of
scalps upholster this couch. Each seems to have been chosen for the
copious hair upon it, and manes of varying consistency and hue make a
patchwork of browns, blacks, greys and reds. The hair on each scalp has
been lovingly combed, trimmed to an equal length, and treated with a
sickly and malodorous preservative which stifles the air around it. The
wooden frame is of an elegant and pleasing shape, curving backwards
along the top, and intricately carved with fluting lines and scrollwork.
The legs are four carved demon's feet, with iron talons which grip the
floor and prevent the couch slipping or sliding across the ground.
Commodities: scalp 25 wood 25 iron 5
Mortal Reviews: Allowed
Space: 30% Furniture Type: Normal Furnishings
Outdoors: No Container: No Can Have Lock: No
IMPORTANT: The main noun MUST use one of these: COUCH
Appearance:
a ravenwood couch upholstered with scalps
Dropped:
Giving off a sickly stench of preservative, an elegant ravenwood couch sits here, upholstered with a patchwork of scalps.
Examined:
Neatly sewn together on a frame of polished ravenwood, a multitude of
scalps upholster this couch. Each seems to have been chosen for the
copious hair upon it, and manes of varying consistency and hue make a
patchwork of browns, blacks, greys and reds. The hair on each scalp has
been lovingly combed, trimmed to an equal length, and treated with a
sickly and malodorous preservative which stifles the air around it. The
wooden frame is of an elegant and pleasing shape, curving backwards
along the top, and intricately carved with fluting lines and scrollwork.
The legs are four carved demon's feet, with iron talons which grip the
floor and prevent the couch slipping or sliding across the ground.
It's not really wacky, but I love showing my design off.
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Item: Bed Type: Beds Org: Onyxart
Commodities: wood 100 onyx 50 platinum 25 cloth 50 silk 25 gold 25 marble 21 cherub 4
Mortal Reviews: Allowed
Space: 55% Furniture Type: Normal Furnishings
Outdoors: No Container: No Can Have Lock: No
IMPORTANT: The main noun MUST use one of these: BED
Appearance:
a fallen cherub sleigh bed
Dropped:
A fallen cherub sleigh bed stands here magnificently, emanating the smell of burnt feathers.
Examined:
Crouching on wicked marble claws, the frame of this small bed has been
crafted of thick, dark wood polished to a lovely shine. Glinting
platinum edging provides a rich touch while bold midnight onyx forms the
slightly outward curling head and footboard. Set upon the frame is a
puffy mattress of stitched cherub skins, still splattered with some
blood, stuffed with feathers wrenched from their very wings. A coverlet
and sheet rest upon the mattress, tailored from pure black silk and
woven through with cherub hairs, adding a golden gleam as well as a
soothing touch to those with sensitive skin. Providing warmth and luxury
atop the bed is a sizeable, thick blanket of padded cloth and black silk
embroidered with swirls of gold which form a large, somewhat abstract
scene of Nil where a fierce nightmare poses in a furious battle stance.
Three soft pillows rest near the headboard, also fashioned of cloth and
silk of midnight, cushioned nicely and sewn with gold to match the
embroidery of the top blanket. Mounted on each corner of the boards are
four small skulls, fractured craniums embossed with tiny spirals of gold
and damning runes of silver. Engraved into the front of the headboard is
an intricate picture displaying four pathetically weak looking angels
kneeling in worship and humility before the glorious form of Supreme
Master Luciphage, a beautiful finish to the masterpiece bed.
Commodities: wood 100 onyx 50 platinum 25 cloth 50 silk 25 gold 25 marble 21 cherub 4
Mortal Reviews: Allowed
Space: 55% Furniture Type: Normal Furnishings
Outdoors: No Container: No Can Have Lock: No
IMPORTANT: The main noun MUST use one of these: BED
Appearance:
a fallen cherub sleigh bed
Dropped:
A fallen cherub sleigh bed stands here magnificently, emanating the smell of burnt feathers.
Examined:
Crouching on wicked marble claws, the frame of this small bed has been
crafted of thick, dark wood polished to a lovely shine. Glinting
platinum edging provides a rich touch while bold midnight onyx forms the
slightly outward curling head and footboard. Set upon the frame is a
puffy mattress of stitched cherub skins, still splattered with some
blood, stuffed with feathers wrenched from their very wings. A coverlet
and sheet rest upon the mattress, tailored from pure black silk and
woven through with cherub hairs, adding a golden gleam as well as a
soothing touch to those with sensitive skin. Providing warmth and luxury
atop the bed is a sizeable, thick blanket of padded cloth and black silk
embroidered with swirls of gold which form a large, somewhat abstract
scene of Nil where a fierce nightmare poses in a furious battle stance.
Three soft pillows rest near the headboard, also fashioned of cloth and
silk of midnight, cushioned nicely and sewn with gold to match the
embroidery of the top blanket. Mounted on each corner of the boards are
four small skulls, fractured craniums embossed with tiny spirals of gold
and damning runes of silver. Engraved into the front of the headboard is
an intricate picture displaying four pathetically weak looking angels
kneeling in worship and humility before the glorious form of Supreme
Master Luciphage, a beautiful finish to the masterpiece bed.
Shaddus2010-04-16 03:21:53
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Item: Hammer Type: Bludgeons Org: Public
Commodities: gold 5 platinum 5 powerstone 2 leather 10
Mortal Reviews: Allowed
IMPORTANT: The main noun MUST use one of these: HAMMER
Appearance:
a malicious ban hammer
Dropped:
A sturdy hammer has been dropped here, waiting to be used on trolls and flamers alike.
Examined:
Gold and platinum are melded to form this formidable war hammer.
Powerstones form the striking surface of the hammer, with one face
etched with the word, "BANNED" and the other face etched with the word,
"PERMABANNED". The grip is wrapped with leather, with a leather loop at
the end to tie around a wrist.
Commodities: gold 5 platinum 5 powerstone 2 leather 10
Mortal Reviews: Allowed
IMPORTANT: The main noun MUST use one of these: HAMMER
Appearance:
a malicious ban hammer
Dropped:
A sturdy hammer has been dropped here, waiting to be used on trolls and flamers alike.
Examined:
Gold and platinum are melded to form this formidable war hammer.
Powerstones form the striking surface of the hammer, with one face
etched with the word, "BANNED" and the other face etched with the word,
"PERMABANNED". The grip is wrapped with leather, with a leather loop at
the end to tie around a wrist.
Unknown2010-04-16 03:55:13
...that ban hammer one just has me shaking my head.
Shulamit2010-04-16 04:08:47
With the possible exception of the cow skin book I made for Silvanos, the rest of the designs in Lunar Rose are pretty...normal.
Jinx2010-04-16 04:11:46
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Item: Bed Type: Beds Org: Seatimber
Commodities: wood 175 cloth 100 silk 50
Mortal Reviews: Allowed
Space: 55% Furniture Type: Normal Furnishings
Outdoors: No Container: No Can Have Lock: No
IMPORTANT: The main noun MUST use one of these: BED
Appearance:
an extravagant mammoth bed
Dropped:
An extravagant mammoth bed rests here majestically gracing the room.
Examined:
This four poster bed has been expertly crafted from the finest maple to
resemble a mammoth. The base of the posts has been carved to resemble
the massive feet of the majestic mammoth. Cobalt blue sheets with a
platinum coloured thread border accompany this piece, with pillows to
match. A luxuriously soft fur comforter lies on atop the lustrous
sheets. The headboard has been carved into an exact replica of a
mammoths head, with curving tusks, a wide mouth, and intelligent looking
eyes which seem to encompass the entire room.
Commodities: wood 175 cloth 100 silk 50
Mortal Reviews: Allowed
Space: 55% Furniture Type: Normal Furnishings
Outdoors: No Container: No Can Have Lock: No
IMPORTANT: The main noun MUST use one of these: BED
Appearance:
an extravagant mammoth bed
Dropped:
An extravagant mammoth bed rests here majestically gracing the room.
Examined:
This four poster bed has been expertly crafted from the finest maple to
resemble a mammoth. The base of the posts has been carved to resemble
the massive feet of the majestic mammoth. Cobalt blue sheets with a
platinum coloured thread border accompany this piece, with pillows to
match. A luxuriously soft fur comforter lies on atop the lustrous
sheets. The headboard has been carved into an exact replica of a
mammoths head, with curving tusks, a wide mouth, and intelligent looking
eyes which seem to encompass the entire room.
Unknown2010-04-16 05:18:38
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You carefully study an artisan design.
Item: Box Type: Musicboxes Org: RCA
Commodities: wood 50 cloth 25 iron 25 redtint 25
Mortal Reviews: Allowed
Space: 0% Furniture Type: Normal Furnishings
Outdoors: No Container: No Can Have Lock: No
IMPORTANT: The main noun MUST use one of these: BOX, MUSICBOX
Appearance:
a curious, monkey-shaped music box
Dropped:
A painted smile lies eerily frozen on the monkey-like features of a richly
detailed music box set down here.
Examined:
Carved into the comical form of a cymbal-wielding monkey, the masterful
craftsmanship of the wood lends the creation a realistic appearance of
haphazard fur with its staining of a rich brown hue. Created to hold its
curling tail aloft behind its crouched form, notches in the carven wood
show its intended purpose as the winding crank of the curious music box.
Dressed in a matching burgundy vestment and tasseled cap, the polished
metalwork cymbals wielded in its clasped paws and the impish grin
plastered onto its face only serve to accentuate the air of amusement
inherent in this ape-like masterpiece. Curiously, the detailed work of
the painted face gives the crafted monkey an oddly lively appearance -
seemingly made to be aware of its surroundings with an eerie sense of
humor even in its stillness.
Comments:
Item: Box Type: Musicboxes Org: RCA
Commodities: wood 50 cloth 25 iron 25 redtint 25
Mortal Reviews: Allowed
Space: 0% Furniture Type: Normal Furnishings
Outdoors: No Container: No Can Have Lock: No
IMPORTANT: The main noun MUST use one of these: BOX, MUSICBOX
Appearance:
a curious, monkey-shaped music box
Dropped:
A painted smile lies eerily frozen on the monkey-like features of a richly
detailed music box set down here.
Examined:
Carved into the comical form of a cymbal-wielding monkey, the masterful
craftsmanship of the wood lends the creation a realistic appearance of
haphazard fur with its staining of a rich brown hue. Created to hold its
curling tail aloft behind its crouched form, notches in the carven wood
show its intended purpose as the winding crank of the curious music box.
Dressed in a matching burgundy vestment and tasseled cap, the polished
metalwork cymbals wielded in its clasped paws and the impish grin
plastered onto its face only serve to accentuate the air of amusement
inherent in this ape-like masterpiece. Curiously, the detailed work of
the painted face gives the crafted monkey an oddly lively appearance -
seemingly made to be aware of its surroundings with an eerie sense of
humor even in its stillness.
Comments:
Unknown2010-04-16 05:55:25
Unno whose this is. Someone sent it to me. Vivi cooked it, so I guess I assume it's one of his.
Wigberht's!
No idea on this one.
Or these.
QUOTE
a nub muffin
The product of an amateur cook, the deformed shape of a nub muffin sits here.
You tentatively stick out your tongue and lick a nub muffin.
A tiny nibble off the nub reveals a plain yet sweet bite of muffin.
It has little nutritional value.
You put your nose over a nub muffin and inhale.
The muffin exudes a simple and sweet aroma.
You quickly devour a nub muffin.
Eyeing the baked nub of muffin batter, you easily pop it into your mouth and sample the first trial of an amateur baker. Simple and sweet, though appallingly plain and slightly crispy, the muffin bite nonetheless satisfies your palate.
Nothing more than a curious nub of baked muffin batter, this pastry
stands plainly as the byproduct of an amateur cook in all its
golden-brown glory. A fat nub of a knob peeps from the side of its
lopsided top, nearly blackened from the lack of anything but air to
otherwise support it.
It has 10 months of usefulness left.
It weighs 4 ounce(s).
It has been preserved against spoilage.
It bears the distinctive mark of Prince Viynain Stormcrow, Savant of Darkness.
It has been stamped with the seal of Dead Horse.
The product of an amateur cook, the deformed shape of a nub muffin sits here.
You tentatively stick out your tongue and lick a nub muffin.
A tiny nibble off the nub reveals a plain yet sweet bite of muffin.
It has little nutritional value.
You put your nose over a nub muffin and inhale.
The muffin exudes a simple and sweet aroma.
You quickly devour a nub muffin.
Eyeing the baked nub of muffin batter, you easily pop it into your mouth and sample the first trial of an amateur baker. Simple and sweet, though appallingly plain and slightly crispy, the muffin bite nonetheless satisfies your palate.
Nothing more than a curious nub of baked muffin batter, this pastry
stands plainly as the byproduct of an amateur cook in all its
golden-brown glory. A fat nub of a knob peeps from the side of its
lopsided top, nearly blackened from the lack of anything but air to
otherwise support it.
It has 10 months of usefulness left.
It weighs 4 ounce(s).
It has been preserved against spoilage.
It bears the distinctive mark of Prince Viynain Stormcrow, Savant of Darkness.
It has been stamped with the seal of Dead Horse.
Wigberht's!
QUOTE
a bowl of flaming lizard soup
A bowl of lizard soup lies aflame on the ground.
A simple bowl made of baked fire bread is filled with a mixture of
slightly underdone wild rice, peppers, and a thick spicy broth. The
flames blazing from the large pieces of cubed lizard meat keep the broth
hot and finish cooking the rice to perfection. On the bottom of the
bowl, a stylised 'W' is neatly scorched into the bread.
It has 1 months of usefulness left.
It weighs about 2 pounds and 3 ounce(s).
It bears the distinctive mark of Wigberht Fai'ame.
It has been stamped with the seal of The Spicegulch Cooking Cartel.
You tentatively stick out your tongue and lick a bowl of flaming lizard soup.
The delicious mixture of spicy peppers and a creamy broth tantalise your taste buds, but flames singe your tongue as you attempt to taste the lizard cubes.
It can be said to be filling.
You put your nose over a bowl of flaming lizard soup and inhale.
The scent of smoke and cooking meat stimulates your nostrils.
You eat a bowl of flaming lizard soup with gusto.
After blowing out the flames emanating from the slightly overdone lizard meat you take your first bite. The spicy broth flows over your tongue leaving tears in your eyes. Finishing the soup, you are momentarily surprised to find the lizard tastes just like chicken. A raging inferno consumes your taste buds as you devour the broth laden bread bowl.
A bowl of lizard soup lies aflame on the ground.
A simple bowl made of baked fire bread is filled with a mixture of
slightly underdone wild rice, peppers, and a thick spicy broth. The
flames blazing from the large pieces of cubed lizard meat keep the broth
hot and finish cooking the rice to perfection. On the bottom of the
bowl, a stylised 'W' is neatly scorched into the bread.
It has 1 months of usefulness left.
It weighs about 2 pounds and 3 ounce(s).
It bears the distinctive mark of Wigberht Fai'ame.
It has been stamped with the seal of The Spicegulch Cooking Cartel.
You tentatively stick out your tongue and lick a bowl of flaming lizard soup.
The delicious mixture of spicy peppers and a creamy broth tantalise your taste buds, but flames singe your tongue as you attempt to taste the lizard cubes.
It can be said to be filling.
You put your nose over a bowl of flaming lizard soup and inhale.
The scent of smoke and cooking meat stimulates your nostrils.
You eat a bowl of flaming lizard soup with gusto.
After blowing out the flames emanating from the slightly overdone lizard meat you take your first bite. The spicy broth flows over your tongue leaving tears in your eyes. Finishing the soup, you are momentarily surprised to find the lizard tastes just like chicken. A raging inferno consumes your taste buds as you devour the broth laden bread bowl.
No idea on this one.
QUOTE
a large pink hammer
The main base and handle of this hammer is forged of sturdy platinum.
Pink-dyed leather wraps over the entire handle, making for easier
gripping. The large hammer portion has been flattened at one end for
crushing and pushed into a curve upon the other for wounding. Brilliant
pink sapphires have been melted down and pressed as a light covering
over the metal in order to turn the entire weapon pink.
It has 321 months of usefulness left.
It weighs about 6 pounds.
It bears the distinctive mark of Hyon d'Deneith the Pureblade of Fire.
It has been stamped with the seal of The Hunter's Forging Cartel.
The main base and handle of this hammer is forged of sturdy platinum.
Pink-dyed leather wraps over the entire handle, making for easier
gripping. The large hammer portion has been flattened at one end for
crushing and pushed into a curve upon the other for wounding. Brilliant
pink sapphires have been melted down and pressed as a light covering
over the metal in order to turn the entire weapon pink.
It has 321 months of usefulness left.
It weighs about 6 pounds.
It bears the distinctive mark of Hyon d'Deneith the Pureblade of Fire.
It has been stamped with the seal of The Hunter's Forging Cartel.
Or these.
QUOTE
A set of cup cake robes.
A thin layer of soft, light green cloth has been cut into a set of robes
with long sleeves and a modest neckline. Cut in a loose, flowing
fashion, these robes have been created for either gender although the
appearance was created with a female in mind. The cloth has been kneaded
and picked until it creates a fuzzy top layer to tickle the flesh. The
hood is deep and loose, flowing down around the wearer's head
fashionably. Lastly, dozens of cute pink-thread cup cakes with red
sprinkles have been sewn into the material randomly, matching the three
pink sapphire cup cake buttons holding the robes closed in the front.
It has 69 months of usefulness left.
It weighs about 3 pounds and 0 ounce(s).
It bears the distinctive mark of Sohei Kalas Malarious, of the Eternal Deception.
A thin layer of soft, light green cloth has been cut into a set of robes
with long sleeves and a modest neckline. Cut in a loose, flowing
fashion, these robes have been created for either gender although the
appearance was created with a female in mind. The cloth has been kneaded
and picked until it creates a fuzzy top layer to tickle the flesh. The
hood is deep and loose, flowing down around the wearer's head
fashionably. Lastly, dozens of cute pink-thread cup cakes with red
sprinkles have been sewn into the material randomly, matching the three
pink sapphire cup cake buttons holding the robes closed in the front.
It has 69 months of usefulness left.
It weighs about 3 pounds and 0 ounce(s).
It bears the distinctive mark of Sohei Kalas Malarious, of the Eternal Deception.
Shulamit2010-04-16 06:28:55
Item: Book Type: Book Org: Lunarrose
Commodities: wood 15 leather 5 cow 1
Gold Outlay: 5000
Appearance:
a black and white book
Dropped:
A black and white speckled book lies here.
Examined:
The skin of a cow has been pulled taut over the book, giving the book a
black and white speckled look. Coarse short fur covers the book since
the cow skin is unshaven. The bookmark is leather covered in more cow
skin. Inside the front cover of the book is written "Beware the cows!"
Made for Silvanos awhile ago.
Item: Book Type: Book Org: Lunarrose
Commodities: wood 15 leather 5
Gold Outlay: 5000
Appearance:
a colourfully candy-covered book
Dropped:
A flour covered book lies here.
Examined:
Colourful, flour-splotched imprints of gingerbread men and candy roses
adorn the front cover of this thick, sturdy book. The author and title
have been set in elaborate print, and a licorice-coloured bookmark holds
the reader's place.
Made for Rhosyn. Tastes good. (but not really)
Commodities: wood 15 leather 5 cow 1
Gold Outlay: 5000
Appearance:
a black and white book
Dropped:
A black and white speckled book lies here.
Examined:
The skin of a cow has been pulled taut over the book, giving the book a
black and white speckled look. Coarse short fur covers the book since
the cow skin is unshaven. The bookmark is leather covered in more cow
skin. Inside the front cover of the book is written "Beware the cows!"
Made for Silvanos awhile ago.
Item: Book Type: Book Org: Lunarrose
Commodities: wood 15 leather 5
Gold Outlay: 5000
Appearance:
a colourfully candy-covered book
Dropped:
A flour covered book lies here.
Examined:
Colourful, flour-splotched imprints of gingerbread men and candy roses
adorn the front cover of this thick, sturdy book. The author and title
have been set in elaborate print, and a licorice-coloured bookmark holds
the reader's place.
Made for Rhosyn. Tastes good. (but not really)
Razenth2010-04-16 06:38:26
Imma go on a limb and say Vermilla did the pink hammer and cup cake robes.
Xiel2010-04-16 06:40:45
The nub muffin was a collaboration with me and Raggy. And I absolutely adored that monkey. I haven't looked at that particular design in aaaages.
Unknown2010-04-17 03:08:40
QUOTE (Vendetta Morendo @ Apr 12 2010, 08:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Surprised my knuckle sandwich isn't here yet.
Took me awhile to hunt it down. But here you go!
QUOTE
A knuckle sandwich
A panoply of blacks and blues make an abandoned knuckle sandwich easy to spot.
Knobby and gnarled, two meaty patties composed entirely of fused
knuckles replace regular bread slices for this sandwich. The skin is
left partially intact; flakes of flesh and broken bone protruding at odd
angles while an assortment of bruises grant a marbled black and blue
surface. A generous portion of sliced radish and dark greens is stuffed
between them so tightly that a slathering of mayonnaise dribbles down
the side.
It has 25 months of usefulness left.
It weighs 12 ounce(s).
It has been preserved against spoilage.
It bears the distinctive mark of Prince Viynain Stormcrow, Savant of Darkness.
It has been stamped with the seal of Dead Horse.
You tentatively stick out your tongue and lick a knuckle sandwich.
A quick lick reveals the sandwich does, indeed, taste like a fist.
It is a healthy meal.
You put your nose over a knuckle sandwich and inhale.
The freshness of raw vegetables and the sharpness of blood and sweat catch your attention.
You quickly devour a knuckle sandwich.
Flesh and bone yield to your teeth surprisingly well as you dig into the sandwich, nearly melting in your mouth with each bite. The crisp greens and radish compliment the coarse knuckles well, and the mayonnaise subdues the more pungent flavours. That is, until you reach the centre of the sandwich, where a shocking spike of lemon and vinegar lie in wait! Pow, right in the kisser!
A panoply of blacks and blues make an abandoned knuckle sandwich easy to spot.
Knobby and gnarled, two meaty patties composed entirely of fused
knuckles replace regular bread slices for this sandwich. The skin is
left partially intact; flakes of flesh and broken bone protruding at odd
angles while an assortment of bruises grant a marbled black and blue
surface. A generous portion of sliced radish and dark greens is stuffed
between them so tightly that a slathering of mayonnaise dribbles down
the side.
It has 25 months of usefulness left.
It weighs 12 ounce(s).
It has been preserved against spoilage.
It bears the distinctive mark of Prince Viynain Stormcrow, Savant of Darkness.
It has been stamped with the seal of Dead Horse.
You tentatively stick out your tongue and lick a knuckle sandwich.
A quick lick reveals the sandwich does, indeed, taste like a fist.
It is a healthy meal.
You put your nose over a knuckle sandwich and inhale.
The freshness of raw vegetables and the sharpness of blood and sweat catch your attention.
You quickly devour a knuckle sandwich.
Flesh and bone yield to your teeth surprisingly well as you dig into the sandwich, nearly melting in your mouth with each bite. The crisp greens and radish compliment the coarse knuckles well, and the mayonnaise subdues the more pungent flavours. That is, until you reach the centre of the sandwich, where a shocking spike of lemon and vinegar lie in wait! Pow, right in the kisser!
Unknown2010-04-17 04:07:31
Awww, someone actually made a knuckle sandwich? How old is that? I've been kicking around the idea for ages now, haha.
Unknown2010-04-17 04:14:13
QUOTE (Phoebus @ Apr 16 2010, 11:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Awww, someone actually made a knuckle sandwich? How old is that? I've been kicking around the idea for ages now, haha.
Not very. It's design ID 8947.
Unknown2010-04-23 07:21:34
Some bread I'm submitting for Sot!
QUOTE
Item: Bread Type: Baking Org: Public Designer: Sotsepmet
Ingredients: pigeon 1 grain 1 milk 1 coal 1
Mortal Reviews: Allowed
IMPORTANT: The main noun MUST use one of these: BREAD, LOAF
Appearance:
a pigeon loaf
Dropped:
A lifelike loaf of bread in the shape of a pigeon sits here.
Examined:
Brushing the charcoal dust from the loafs wing, you dig in and take a
bite. A brittle crunching meets your teeth as you discover the truth of
the loaf. The skeleton of a pigeon has been baked into an admittedly
morbid fusion of the anatomical and culinary arts. Careful to avoid
other bones, you continue. Upon reaching the heart of the pigeon loaf,
you discover a chunk of pigeon meat, carved in the shape of a heart.
Discarding the gristle, you consume the rest of the loaf.
Consume:
Brushing the charcoal dust from the loafs wing, you dig in and take a bite. A brittle crunching meets your teeth as you discover the truth of the loaf. The skeleton of a pigeon has been baked into an admittedly morbid fusion of the anatomical and culinary arts. Careful to avoid other bones, you continue. Upon reaching the heart of the pigeon loaf, you discover a chunk of pigeon meat, carved in the shape of a heart. Discarding the gristle, you consume the rest of the loaf.
Smell:
The warm smell of fresh bread and the smoky smell of charcoal rise from the bread.
Taste:
Fresh bread and the smoky taste of charcoal respond to your initial taste of the bread.
Comments:
Ingredients: pigeon 1 grain 1 milk 1 coal 1
Mortal Reviews: Allowed
IMPORTANT: The main noun MUST use one of these: BREAD, LOAF
Appearance:
a pigeon loaf
Dropped:
A lifelike loaf of bread in the shape of a pigeon sits here.
Examined:
Brushing the charcoal dust from the loafs wing, you dig in and take a
bite. A brittle crunching meets your teeth as you discover the truth of
the loaf. The skeleton of a pigeon has been baked into an admittedly
morbid fusion of the anatomical and culinary arts. Careful to avoid
other bones, you continue. Upon reaching the heart of the pigeon loaf,
you discover a chunk of pigeon meat, carved in the shape of a heart.
Discarding the gristle, you consume the rest of the loaf.
Consume:
Brushing the charcoal dust from the loafs wing, you dig in and take a bite. A brittle crunching meets your teeth as you discover the truth of the loaf. The skeleton of a pigeon has been baked into an admittedly morbid fusion of the anatomical and culinary arts. Careful to avoid other bones, you continue. Upon reaching the heart of the pigeon loaf, you discover a chunk of pigeon meat, carved in the shape of a heart. Discarding the gristle, you consume the rest of the loaf.
Smell:
The warm smell of fresh bread and the smoky smell of charcoal rise from the bread.
Taste:
Fresh bread and the smoky taste of charcoal respond to your initial taste of the bread.
Comments:
Unknown2010-04-29 09:37:27
Designed by Sadie, along with the rest of her spooky cookies. They scare me so much 
QUOTE
An orclach cookie.
You put your nose over an orclach cookie and inhale.
It has an odd bitter smell to it.
You tentatively stick out your tongue and lick an orclach cookie.
Scraping your tongue along the steel-punctured cookie, you taste a spicy saltiness, mingled with a trickle of your own blood.
It can be said to be filling.
This hard brown cookie is in the shape of a tough orclach woman. Slashes
in the dough represent scars on her shoulders, and shreds of blackened
steel serve as her hair. Glowing embers form her fierce eyes, and tiny
fangs of steel push up through the dough where her teeth would be.
It has 1 months of usefulness left.
It is strangely weightless.
It bears the distinctive mark of Sadie.
It has been stamped with the seal of La Famiglia Di Disati.
You consume an orclach cookie leisurely, enjoying every bite.
Sharp metal crunches painfully under your teeth as you bite down on the hard cookie. Blood trickles from your gums and the tiny embers singe your tongue. The dough itself is stiff, salty and spicy, and the bits of steel nearly stab you as they travel down your throat.
You put your nose over an orclach cookie and inhale.
It has an odd bitter smell to it.
You tentatively stick out your tongue and lick an orclach cookie.
Scraping your tongue along the steel-punctured cookie, you taste a spicy saltiness, mingled with a trickle of your own blood.
It can be said to be filling.
This hard brown cookie is in the shape of a tough orclach woman. Slashes
in the dough represent scars on her shoulders, and shreds of blackened
steel serve as her hair. Glowing embers form her fierce eyes, and tiny
fangs of steel push up through the dough where her teeth would be.
It has 1 months of usefulness left.
It is strangely weightless.
It bears the distinctive mark of Sadie.
It has been stamped with the seal of La Famiglia Di Disati.
You consume an orclach cookie leisurely, enjoying every bite.
Sharp metal crunches painfully under your teeth as you bite down on the hard cookie. Blood trickles from your gums and the tiny embers singe your tongue. The dough itself is stiff, salty and spicy, and the bits of steel nearly stab you as they travel down your throat.
Unknown2010-05-28 04:53:43
QUOTE
a pair of silky pink man panties
This silky pink pair of panties is made from dyed silk and is fashioned
with room for extra bulk to allow comfort for male wearers.They are cut
very high in the front and hug the wearer's hips tightly. In the back
they taper dramatically, leaving a generous portion of each buttock
bare.
It has 68 months of usefulness left.
It weighs 2 ounce(s).
It bears the distinctive mark of Archmage Jinx Dawneye, Mystical Maelstrom.
This silky pink pair of panties is made from dyed silk and is fashioned
with room for extra bulk to allow comfort for male wearers.They are cut
very high in the front and hug the wearer's hips tightly. In the back
they taper dramatically, leaving a generous portion of each buttock
bare.
It has 68 months of usefulness left.
It weighs 2 ounce(s).
It bears the distinctive mark of Archmage Jinx Dawneye, Mystical Maelstrom.
Kaia2010-05-29 05:35:06
Because I am absurdly proud of my stranger designs, here are a couple.
QUOTE
Appearance:
a pauper's gown of mismatched finery
Dropped:
Heaped upon the ground is what appears to be a gown of mismatched material.
Examined:
The tailor responsible for this monstrosity has taken great pains in
fashioning a garment best suited for one who has little else to wear.
Mottled browns clash with vibrant reds, faded blues, and vomitous greens
in a cobbled mess of silk, taffeta, cloth, and other bits better suited
to the rag bin. As an apparent afterthought, a delicate collar has been
haphazardly attached to frame the neck of the wearer, its uneven edges
meeting one's ear on one side while hardly grazing one's chin on the
other. Voluminous skirts billow out from a rather tight-fitting corset,
the semblance of a hem dragging unbecomingly upon the ground when worn.
Long, belled sleeves sport jagged seams that gape open about the elbows,
and, in seeming spite, or at the very least a sound display of bad
judgement, a gigantic, fleshy pink bow has been attached at the back,
just above the rump, its tails flowing down to form a hideous pair of
trains that extend a good three feet behind the unfortunate soul who
wears it.
Appearance:
a pair of voluminous granny panties
Dropped:
A gigantic pile of fabric indicates the presence of some discarded panties.
Examined:
Still creased from meticulous folding prior to wear, this pair of
panties appears crisp and clean. Cheerful tufts of lace grace the
waistband, which has been afforded extra room for girth and has been
sewn to sit comfortably several inches above the navel. The rear of the
piece has been similarly extended, bagging slightly when worn but
clearly intended to allow for the natural expansion of certain assets
with the passage of time. A small tag has been affixed to the inner seam
on the right side, allowing one to pen initials to ensure this lovely
garment is never mistaken as belonging to any but its rightful owner.
a pauper's gown of mismatched finery
Dropped:
Heaped upon the ground is what appears to be a gown of mismatched material.
Examined:
The tailor responsible for this monstrosity has taken great pains in
fashioning a garment best suited for one who has little else to wear.
Mottled browns clash with vibrant reds, faded blues, and vomitous greens
in a cobbled mess of silk, taffeta, cloth, and other bits better suited
to the rag bin. As an apparent afterthought, a delicate collar has been
haphazardly attached to frame the neck of the wearer, its uneven edges
meeting one's ear on one side while hardly grazing one's chin on the
other. Voluminous skirts billow out from a rather tight-fitting corset,
the semblance of a hem dragging unbecomingly upon the ground when worn.
Long, belled sleeves sport jagged seams that gape open about the elbows,
and, in seeming spite, or at the very least a sound display of bad
judgement, a gigantic, fleshy pink bow has been attached at the back,
just above the rump, its tails flowing down to form a hideous pair of
trains that extend a good three feet behind the unfortunate soul who
wears it.
Appearance:
a pair of voluminous granny panties
Dropped:
A gigantic pile of fabric indicates the presence of some discarded panties.
Examined:
Still creased from meticulous folding prior to wear, this pair of
panties appears crisp and clean. Cheerful tufts of lace grace the
waistband, which has been afforded extra room for girth and has been
sewn to sit comfortably several inches above the navel. The rear of the
piece has been similarly extended, bagging slightly when worn but
clearly intended to allow for the natural expansion of certain assets
with the passage of time. A small tag has been affixed to the inner seam
on the right side, allowing one to pen initials to ensure this lovely
garment is never mistaken as belonging to any but its rightful owner.
Ameryth2010-05-29 06:01:02
Yay for my pigeon loaf. This is it's older sister-recipe, the rat loaf;
Rat Loaf
Rat 1 Grain 1 Milk 1
Dropped
A warm loaf shaped suspiciously like a rat sits here.
Examined
Shaped just like a rat, the warm brown loaf is a rather suspect item of food. While the overall shape looks to masterfully executed, the long, hairless tail, the bony claws, and the rodent-like skull seem to indicate something much more… gruesome.
Consumed
With a spine-tingling crunch, the first bite of a rat loaf immediately dispels any illusions of an innocently shaped piece of bread. While most of the bread is indeed merely bread, the skeleton, of what you must now assume is a real rat, remains. Upon reaching where the heart would be located, you find, not a heart as you fear, but a warm, juicy chunk of rat meat. You continue your meal, throwing away the gristle when you finish.
Smell
The warm smell of baking lingers in your nose, masking something a little heartier.
Taste
Nibbling on the side of a rat loaf, you taste nothing but well cooked bread.
And my bonemeal bread is kinda cooky;
Bonemeal Bread
Milk 1 grain 1 bone 1
Dropped
Listlessly discarded, a crusty, grey loaf of bread lies here.
Examine
Steaming softly, this loaf of bonemeal bread is almost eerily reminiscent of true bread. While the shape and basic form is similar, the pallid grey hue of the bread, and the course, grainy texture of the crust gives away the bread’s true nature. Upon closer inspection, either ends of the loaf are a grim mockery of the traditional bread shape – they form skulls, covered in white flour.
Consumed
You thoroughly enjoy the gentle snap as you break through the thin crust to reach the warm dough in the centre of the loaf. The coarse grains merge quickly with the softer innards, producing a pleasing, crunching sound with every chew.
Smell
Despite all appearances, you can smell nothing more than hot bread.
Taste
A small taste of the bread leaves you with little more than grains of bone and pale dry dust.
Rat Loaf
Rat 1 Grain 1 Milk 1
Dropped
A warm loaf shaped suspiciously like a rat sits here.
Examined
Shaped just like a rat, the warm brown loaf is a rather suspect item of food. While the overall shape looks to masterfully executed, the long, hairless tail, the bony claws, and the rodent-like skull seem to indicate something much more… gruesome.
Consumed
With a spine-tingling crunch, the first bite of a rat loaf immediately dispels any illusions of an innocently shaped piece of bread. While most of the bread is indeed merely bread, the skeleton, of what you must now assume is a real rat, remains. Upon reaching where the heart would be located, you find, not a heart as you fear, but a warm, juicy chunk of rat meat. You continue your meal, throwing away the gristle when you finish.
Smell
The warm smell of baking lingers in your nose, masking something a little heartier.
Taste
Nibbling on the side of a rat loaf, you taste nothing but well cooked bread.
And my bonemeal bread is kinda cooky;
Bonemeal Bread
Milk 1 grain 1 bone 1
Dropped
Listlessly discarded, a crusty, grey loaf of bread lies here.
Examine
Steaming softly, this loaf of bonemeal bread is almost eerily reminiscent of true bread. While the shape and basic form is similar, the pallid grey hue of the bread, and the course, grainy texture of the crust gives away the bread’s true nature. Upon closer inspection, either ends of the loaf are a grim mockery of the traditional bread shape – they form skulls, covered in white flour.
Consumed
You thoroughly enjoy the gentle snap as you break through the thin crust to reach the warm dough in the centre of the loaf. The coarse grains merge quickly with the softer innards, producing a pleasing, crunching sound with every chew.
Smell
Despite all appearances, you can smell nothing more than hot bread.
Taste
A small taste of the bread leaves you with little more than grains of bone and pale dry dust.
Rattusk2010-06-02 03:59:10
You carefully study a tailoring pattern.
Item: Boxers Type: Underwear Org: Public
Commodities: cloth 2 yellowtint 2 coal 2
Mortal Reviews: Allowed
Layer: UNDERWEAR Bodyparts: waist
IMPORTANT: The main noun MUST use one of these: BOXERS
Appearance:
illithoid-print boxers
Dropped:
Happy illithoid faces smile upward from a pair of boxers bunched on the ground.
Examined:
Soft black cotton comprises the bulk of these comfortable
illithoid-print boxers. A clever hand has carefully sewn the grotesque
image of a smiling illithoid upon the fabric, the visage reproduced in a
regular pattern across both the front and back of the garment. A
stretchy waistband allows the piece to be worn snugly against the hips,
decorated by the phrase, "Home of the inner worm" stitched in bright
yellow thread and repeated around the circumference of the band.
Comments:
Only underwear worth wearing. Just wait until we get our illthoids on you.
Item: Boxers Type: Underwear Org: Public
Commodities: cloth 2 yellowtint 2 coal 2
Mortal Reviews: Allowed
Layer: UNDERWEAR Bodyparts: waist
IMPORTANT: The main noun MUST use one of these: BOXERS
Appearance:
illithoid-print boxers
Dropped:
Happy illithoid faces smile upward from a pair of boxers bunched on the ground.
Examined:
Soft black cotton comprises the bulk of these comfortable
illithoid-print boxers. A clever hand has carefully sewn the grotesque
image of a smiling illithoid upon the fabric, the visage reproduced in a
regular pattern across both the front and back of the garment. A
stretchy waistband allows the piece to be worn snugly against the hips,
decorated by the phrase, "Home of the inner worm" stitched in bright
yellow thread and repeated around the circumference of the band.
Comments:
Only underwear worth wearing. Just wait until we get our illthoids on you.
