Those runes for fire elect, etc would make up for poor trackers without any DMP protections from any skills they have.

Heirloom of Livid Horrors: Causes fear, paralysis, Eq loss, and amnesia randomly to all enemied in room. Stynax: SHOWOFF HEIRLOOM

Earrings of Erubi: Allows healers to heal themselves of Insanity, or other EGO draining vices once an IC Month. Syntax: TOUCH EARRINGS

Brooch of the Second Chance: Grants a "second chance" at life for a fallen adventurer. It will only fire if there is not another life saving defense on. To activate use RUB BROOCH

Pendant of Dying Shadows: Allows a Night Witch to gather 100 shadows all at once into her/his cauldron once an IC Month. Cannot be used if the cauldron has any shadows in it. Syntax: ATTACH PENDANT TO CAULDRON. TOUCH PENDANT detaches the pendant from the cauldron and puts it back into your inventory.

Tears of the Forgotten Child: Gives the "REMEMBRANCE" defense to the wearer upon being worn. (It is a bracelet, by the way). Negates one attack or poison that would normally cause your entourage to attack you. Can be activated once an IC Day.

Laughter of the Virgin: Inflicts Aeon, Pacifism, Peaced, and Punctured Aura randomly at a target. Syntax: POINT LAUGHTER AT

Cane of the Ridiculed: Inflicts a target with the affliction "RIDICULED", which drains ego until the afflictor is killed or leaves the room. Syntax: POINT CANE AT

Folkien.. most of your runes need major toning down.. 5 min afflicting and constant location? eq/bal bonus with damage up?

1. I meant "or" Sorry for the mix-up

2. I meant completely heal. We can only heal a small amount at any given time, and only once a month I think.

3. I didn't know there were already artifacts that did that. O.o I want one!

4. Totally. CharismaticSmile is a wench to keep up.

5. I meant "or" Sorry for the mix-up

6. Exactly. Mwahahah!

And one more:

A golden rose: Gives +1, +2, or +3 to Charisma randomly. Will not take place if the Charisma is already at the max 25 points. Syntax: INHALE ROSE

No on the stat altering arties, please. Opening this up for Charisma brings about the possibility of doing so for the rest of the stats as well.

Inhale rose? That puts an image in my head of someone trying to literally suck a rose up their nose. Why not just sniff or smell and just not carry a bunch of regular roses if you're wanting to use the golden one?

I doubt for 250cr, a fortuna artie would be anything near damn powerful.

I'm paranoid of the possibilities, man. o.O

But anyways, to counter my negativeness and yet repeat something I've longed for, a rune that increases song time! Pretty please?

No pure stat buffs like that rose please.. fortuna rune sounds like a really minor chaos blessing.

I would also like to see cosmic summoning become a common arty and make it allow you to summon a demon for no power. (Great rune of cosmic summoning? come on!)

An item to let your karma go past 100% (like a powerplex for karma, but ups max only)

You can already summon an archdemon for 0p, Malarious. Just go to Nil.

Trying to think of light-hearted artifacts....

What about an artifact that gives you 5 letters a month and lets you write letters while sitting on the ground (rather than requiring a chair and desk)?

Or...that's it, my brain isn't working much right now.

Oh! A portable desk artifact maybe! Like... a Clipboard of Convenience! You can use it to write letters and journal entries anywhere as long as you're wielding it when you try to write.

Trans dramatics increases song time.

caltrops - when dropped in a room any enemy moving into that room (without levitate?) receives an affliction that reduces the time before you recive the hasty message by one. This can stack up to a max of 3? Focus body to cure

crystal caltrops - Afflict and cure the same as normal but in addition adds a 1 second delay to leaving the room by any means (including teleport, prisim, cubix, etc), this additional affect does not stack. (not sure about this one, might be too much)

crystal of aether attunment - adds the ability to hear on aether channels to the various planar skills (not just be heard). So if you had this and broadcast you could hear a newbie on CT from astral. They can still not send you a tell however.

boots of astral jumping - once per lusternia day you can jump between unconnected, but adjacent, astral spheres.

gem of paranoia - once per lusternia month you will have a 1 RL min window after logging on where you will not show up on any who (including cwho and gwho) list, and you can not be scried. Moving will drop this defense early. You activate the gem before you log off to have it take affect on your next log in.

hairpin/cufflink of posing - design your own custom posing emote. Activated when rubbed, instead of seeing the rub the room sees the emote and your pose is changed.

Silver Fork/Spoon - Doubles the time stat boosting food affects you. (including herofete?)

Yeah, a bit. A rune would be nicer, and I'm sure plenty of bards out there wouldn't mind paying for it. This is a good idea!

Indeed! And besides, even with my trans Dramatics, my 150 second song still runs out fairly quickly. :/

I want 0p everywhere, isnt that obvious? 0p summons + channels = instant demon on demand. Although having no eq investing or it making channels free would be all good too. It gives me my RP and ends up making a piece of jewelry perma.. thats about it. Gotta show Simba love, but meh it was a cheap one.

The Pouch of Richter - A non-decaying pouch that stores only gold, and the gold can be only removed from the pouch by the owner of the pouch. This cannot be forced.

Gem of Vigor- Once a month, allows a psionic-user/healer to remove their burnout.